i played highlander

i would smurf in newbie mixes when i was 14

https://i.imgur.com/5MeB5KE.png

i would bomb in 0 damage and say med low

played with no mic

baited scrims and made up some reason but the true reason was that I just didn't wanna play some nights

i speak on behalf of a former teammate of mine who baited grand finals only to get friendzoned in the process

i told my team a tree fell on my house to dodge playing medic in grand finals

I played only for clips

smdh

unplugged my ethernet mid scrim because i didnt wanna play the whole night

turned mumble volume to 0 on volume mixer for a round

told b4nny i couldnt finish a pug because i fell down the stairs

Oh boy where do I start…

- didn’t cut cukei in 2018
- played soldier
- emo’d out a lot
- cut mopsy from my first ever open team (sorry mopsy)
- played 10k hours of jump maps but never ran jump_home
- mge player
- elo dodged in mge
- skipped scrims frequently in 2020 to play paper mario
- made horrible threads on tftv

And many more

played this game as an annoying kid, now am playing as an annoying adult

had jordangod on my team in a pug and just subbed myself out saying i had a family emergency

made govan