i played highlander

i would smurf in newbie mixes when i was 14

https://i.imgur.com/5MeB5KE.png

i would bomb in 0 damage and say med low

played with no mic

baited scrims and made up some reason but the true reason was that I just didn't wanna play some nights

i speak on behalf of a former teammate of mine who baited grand finals only to get friendzoned in the process

i told my team a tree fell on my house to dodge playing medic in grand finals

I played only for clips

smdh

unplugged my ethernet mid scrim because i didnt wanna play the whole night

turned mumble volume to 0 on volume mixer for a round

told b4nny i couldnt finish a pug because i fell down the stairs

Oh boy where do I start…

- didn’t cut cukei in 2018
- played soldier
- emo’d out a lot
- cut mopsy from my first ever open team (sorry mopsy)
- played 10k hours of jump maps but never ran jump_home
- mge player
- elo dodged in mge
- skipped scrims frequently in 2020 to play paper mario
- made horrible threads on tftv

And many more

played this game as an annoying kid, now am playing as an annoying adult

had jordangod on my team in a pug and just subbed myself out saying i had a family emergency

made govan

had a teammate confess their genuine love for me after a scrim and responded "haha yeah you too" and then went offline

Back in the day like 10 years ago when both lupus and scorpion were really toxic (and hated each other) there were a couple of times where I'd captain pugs and pick both of them on the same team, then sub myself out and watch the twitch stream.