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presidential roster
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#1
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You have the means to create a 6s roster from a playerpool of all previous and current Presidents of the US.

Who would you choose for each role?

You have the means to create a 6s roster from a playerpool of all previous and current Presidents of the US.

Who would you choose for each role?
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#2
73 Frags +

FDR medic (coordinated WW2 successfully, in a wheelchair so has to be protected)
lincoln pocket (chad)
george washington combo scout (general irl so he can maincall)
teddy roosevelt demo (chad, does a fuckton of damage)
nixon flank scout (devious, highly intelligent, sick DM, secretly cheating)
JFK roamer (feeds)

FDR medic (coordinated WW2 successfully, in a wheelchair so has to be protected)
lincoln pocket (chad)
george washington combo scout (general irl so he can maincall)
teddy roosevelt demo (chad, does a fuckton of damage)
nixon flank scout (devious, highly intelligent, sick DM, secretly cheating)
JFK roamer (feeds)
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#3
13 Frags +

Ulysses S. Gr4nt on pocket scout that much I know for sure

Ulysses S. Gr4nt on pocket scout that much I know for sure
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#4
-31 Frags +

nah man I'm riding into battle with revolutionaries

give me:

ho chi minh
sukarno
thomas sankara
julius nyerere
che guevara
and motherfuckin josip broz TITO

unbeatable

nah man I'm riding into battle with revolutionaries

give me:

ho chi minh
sukarno
thomas sankara
julius nyerere
che guevara
and motherfuckin josip broz TITO

unbeatable
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#5
68 Frags +
mustardoverlordnah man I'm riding into battle with revolutionaries

give me:

ho chi minh
sukarno
thomas sankara
julius nyerere
che guevara
and motherfuckin josip broz TITO

unbeatable

I don't think any of these people were US presidents

[quote=mustardoverlord]nah man I'm riding into battle with revolutionaries

give me:

ho chi minh
sukarno
thomas sankara
julius nyerere
che guevara
and motherfuckin josip broz TITO

unbeatable[/quote] I don't think any of these people were US presidents
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#6
-29 Frags +

im altering the deal

im altering the deal
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#7
4 Frags +

Med would have to be Roosevelt. big team player in my mind, and you just CAN'T KILL HIM!
Demo is Grant because nobody knows how he does that shit with so much scrumpy in his blood
Pocket is Obama because he does the same job as the roamer + plays a little closer to the team
Roamer would definitely be Clinton because he's a good bomber (I put a Serbian flag here but it somehow broke TFTV and cut off the rest of the post. MODS???)
Pocket scout is Bush Jr. because he got massively buffed from 9/11
Flank scout is Nixon for the same reasons eddie mentioned

Med would have to be Roosevelt. big team player in my mind, and you just CAN'T KILL HIM!
Demo is Grant because nobody knows how he does that shit with so much scrumpy in his blood
Pocket is Obama because he does the same job as the roamer + plays a little closer to the team
Roamer would definitely be Clinton because he's a good bomber (I put a Serbian flag here but it somehow broke TFTV and cut off the rest of the post. MODS???)
Pocket scout is Bush Jr. because he got massively buffed from 9/11
Flank scout is Nixon for the same reasons eddie mentioned
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#8
15 Frags +
mustardoverlordnah man I'm riding into battle with revolutionaries

give me:

ho chi minh
sukarno
thomas sankara
julius nyerere
che guevara
and motherfuckin josip broz TITO

unbeatable

can u give me a tldr on these guys don't know a single one

[quote=mustardoverlord]nah man I'm riding into battle with revolutionaries

give me:

ho chi minh
sukarno
thomas sankara
julius nyerere
che guevara
and motherfuckin josip broz TITO

unbeatable[/quote]
can u give me a tldr on these guys don't know a single one
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#9
22 Frags +

6 donald's would be the most based and redpilled team!

6 donald's would be the most based and redpilled team!
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#10
33 Frags +

#1 Donald Trump
#2 Joe Rogan
#3 Andrew Tate
#4 Jordan B Peterson
#5 Elon Musk
#6 Bill Maher

#1 Donald Trump
#2 Joe Rogan
#3 Andrew Tate
#4 Jordan B Peterson
#5 Elon Musk
#6 Bill Maher
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#11
17 Frags +
mustardoverlordim altering the deal

you made me laugh but i still downfragged you

[quote=mustardoverlord]im altering the deal[/quote]

you made me laugh but i still downfragged you
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#12
6 Frags +
Guyehhhh#1 Donald Trump
#2 Joe Rogan
#3 Andrew Tate
#4 Jordan B Peterson
#5 Elon Musk
#6 Bill Maher

https://youtu.be/iUo-dg6ZSNY

[quote=Guyehhhh]#1 Donald Trump
#2 Joe Rogan
#3 Andrew Tate
#4 Jordan B Peterson
#5 Elon Musk
#6 Bill Maher[/quote]
[youtube]https://youtu.be/iUo-dg6ZSNY[/youtube]
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#13
-4 Frags +
Brimstonemustardoverlordim altering the deal
you made me laugh but i still downfragged you

wake up tftv sheeple...

[quote=Brimstone][quote=mustardoverlord]im altering the deal[/quote]

you made me laugh but i still downfragged you[/quote]

wake up tftv sheeple...
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#14
-7 Frags +
highfivemustardoverlordnah man I'm riding into battle with revolutionaries

give me:

ho chi minh
sukarno
thomas sankara
julius nyerere
che guevara
and motherfuckin josip broz TITO

unbeatable
can u give me a tldr on these guys don't know a single one

pretty much all terrible

[quote=highfive][quote=mustardoverlord]nah man I'm riding into battle with revolutionaries

give me:

ho chi minh
sukarno
thomas sankara
julius nyerere
che guevara
and motherfuckin josip broz TITO

unbeatable[/quote]
can u give me a tldr on these guys don't know a single one[/quote]
pretty much all terrible
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#15
21 Frags +
highfive

https://i.imgur.com/LQWlyaJ.png

[quote=highfive][/quote]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/LQWlyaJ.png[/img]
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#16
-2 Frags +
mustardoverlordnah man I'm riding into battle with revolutionaries

give me:

ho chi minh
sukarno
thomas sankara
julius nyerere
che guevara
and motherfuckin josip broz TITO

unbeatable

ok new rules

this thread is under surveillance in a revitalized cointelpro program

please do not repeat such an answer again or the cia will grab u (both in this thread and in IRL)

[quote=mustardoverlord]nah man I'm riding into battle with revolutionaries

give me:

ho chi minh
sukarno
thomas sankara
julius nyerere
che guevara
and motherfuckin josip broz TITO

unbeatable[/quote]

ok new rules

this thread is under surveillance in a revitalized cointelpro program

please do not repeat such an answer again or the cia will grab u (both in this thread and in IRL)
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#17
-2 Frags +
scratchhhighfivemustardoverlordnah man I'm riding into battle with revolutionaries

give me:

ho chi minh
sukarno
thomas sankara
julius nyerere
che guevara
and motherfuckin josip broz TITO

unbeatable
can u give me a tldr on these guys don't know a single one
pretty much all terrible

pretty much all us presidents are much worse

[quote=scratchh][quote=highfive][quote=mustardoverlord]nah man I'm riding into battle with revolutionaries

give me:

ho chi minh
sukarno
thomas sankara
julius nyerere
che guevara
and motherfuckin josip broz TITO

unbeatable[/quote]
can u give me a tldr on these guys don't know a single one[/quote]
pretty much all terrible[/quote]

pretty much all us presidents are much worse
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#18
-5 Frags +
Petehighfivehttps://i.imgur.com/LQWlyaJ.png

Honestly not the worst summaries I've ever seen (prolly thanks to wikipedia)

[quote=Pete][quote=highfive][/quote]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/LQWlyaJ.png[/img][/quote]

Honestly not the worst summaries I've ever seen (prolly thanks to wikipedia)
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#19
RGL.gg
11 Frags +

Pocket Scout - Theodore Roosevelt: Roosevelt was known for his adventurous spirit and his willingness to charge into battle, making him a great fit for the fast-paced role of pocket scout. His experience as a Rough Rider during the Spanish-American War also gives him a strong background in combat.

Flank Scout - John F. Kennedy: Kennedy's charisma and charm make him an ideal choice for the more nimble and agile flank scout position. He was also an athlete in his youth and had a reputation for being physically fit, which would serve him well in this role.

Pocket Soldier - George Washington: As the commander-in-chief of the Continental Army during the Revolutionary War, Washington has the tactical expertise and leadership skills needed to serve as the pocket soldier. He also had a reputation for being a fearless and strategic fighter, which would make him an asset in this role.

Roamer - Abraham Lincoln: Lincoln's tall stature and long reach would make him a natural fit for the roamer role, which involves jumping and moving around the map to get into position for surprise attacks. His ability to think creatively and make quick decisions would also be valuable in this role.

Demoman - Ulysses S. Grant: As a general during the Civil War, Grant was known for his tactical brilliance and ability to coordinate large-scale attacks. These skills would translate well to the role of demoman, which requires players to use explosives to control areas of the map and take out enemy structures.

Medic - Franklin D. Roosevelt: Roosevelt's leadership skills and calm demeanor would make him an excellent choice for the high-pressure role of medic. He was also known for his ability to inspire and motivate others, which would be valuable in keeping the team focused and determined during matches.

Overall, this team would be an interesting mix of personalities and skill sets, with a combination of tactical expertise, physical prowess, and creative thinking that could make for a formidable competitive roster

PS my roster would shit on mustards

Pocket Scout - Theodore Roosevelt: Roosevelt was known for his adventurous spirit and his willingness to charge into battle, making him a great fit for the fast-paced role of pocket scout. His experience as a Rough Rider during the Spanish-American War also gives him a strong background in combat.

Flank Scout - John F. Kennedy: Kennedy's charisma and charm make him an ideal choice for the more nimble and agile flank scout position. He was also an athlete in his youth and had a reputation for being physically fit, which would serve him well in this role.

Pocket Soldier - George Washington: As the commander-in-chief of the Continental Army during the Revolutionary War, Washington has the tactical expertise and leadership skills needed to serve as the pocket soldier. He also had a reputation for being a fearless and strategic fighter, which would make him an asset in this role.

Roamer - Abraham Lincoln: Lincoln's tall stature and long reach would make him a natural fit for the roamer role, which involves jumping and moving around the map to get into position for surprise attacks. His ability to think creatively and make quick decisions would also be valuable in this role.

Demoman - Ulysses S. Grant: As a general during the Civil War, Grant was known for his tactical brilliance and ability to coordinate large-scale attacks. These skills would translate well to the role of demoman, which requires players to use explosives to control areas of the map and take out enemy structures.

Medic - Franklin D. Roosevelt: Roosevelt's leadership skills and calm demeanor would make him an excellent choice for the high-pressure role of medic. He was also known for his ability to inspire and motivate others, which would be valuable in keeping the team focused and determined during matches.

Overall, this team would be an interesting mix of personalities and skill sets, with a combination of tactical expertise, physical prowess, and creative thinking that could make for a formidable competitive roster

PS my roster would shit on mustards
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#20
-11 Frags +
VyRoscratchhhighfivemustardoverlordnah man I'm riding into battle with revolutionaries

give me:

ho chi minh
sukarno
thomas sankara
julius nyerere
che guevara
and motherfuckin josip broz TITO

unbeatable
can u give me a tldr on these guys don't know a single one
pretty much all terrible

pretty much all us presidents are much worse

this is incredibly moronic

[quote=VyRo][quote=scratchh][quote=highfive][quote=mustardoverlord]nah man I'm riding into battle with revolutionaries

give me:

ho chi minh
sukarno
thomas sankara
julius nyerere
che guevara
and motherfuckin josip broz TITO

unbeatable[/quote]
can u give me a tldr on these guys don't know a single one[/quote]
pretty much all terrible[/quote]

pretty much all us presidents are much worse[/quote]
this is incredibly moronic
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#21
33 Frags +

Everyone sleeping on the Obama roamer, bro has experience with drone strikes

Everyone sleeping on the Obama roamer, bro has experience with drone strikes
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#22
21 Frags +

arcadia's wheelchair medic vs seniorsoda's drone-striking roamer

arcadia's wheelchair medic vs seniorsoda's drone-striking roamer
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#23
RGL.gg
7 Frags +

here's my B team with slept on presidents (my favorite president is Calvin Coolidge)

Pocket Scout (James K. Polk): Polk's work ethic and attention to detail would make him a great choice for the Pocket Scout role. He could quickly identify weaknesses in the enemy team and make precise movements to take advantage of those weaknesses.

Flank Scout (Calvin Coolidge): Coolidge's quiet and reserved personality could work to his advantage as a Flank Scout, allowing him to slip past the enemy team unnoticed. He could use his unassuming demeanor to lull the enemy into a false sense of security before striking.

Pocket Soldier (Zachary Taylor): Taylor was a military general before becoming president, and his battlefield experience would make him a valuable asset as the Pocket Soldier. He could use his strategic thinking and leadership skills to direct the team and make sure everyone is on the same page.

Roamer (Rutherford B. Hayes): Hayes was known for his innovative thinking and his willingness to try new things, which would make him a great fit for the Roamer role. He could use his creativity to come up with new strategies and approaches to the game.

Demoman (Millard Fillmore): Fillmore was known for his attention to detail and his ability to navigate complex political situations, which would translate well to the Demoman role. He could use his understanding of the battlefield to lay down traps and control the flow of the game.

Medic (William Henry Harrison): Harrison's experience as a military general would make him a great choice for the Medic role. He would be able to keep his cool in high-pressure situations and make quick decisions about when to heal his teammates and when to use the Ubercharge.

here's my B team with slept on presidents (my favorite president is Calvin Coolidge)

Pocket Scout (James K. Polk): Polk's work ethic and attention to detail would make him a great choice for the Pocket Scout role. He could quickly identify weaknesses in the enemy team and make precise movements to take advantage of those weaknesses.

Flank Scout (Calvin Coolidge): Coolidge's quiet and reserved personality could work to his advantage as a Flank Scout, allowing him to slip past the enemy team unnoticed. He could use his unassuming demeanor to lull the enemy into a false sense of security before striking.

Pocket Soldier (Zachary Taylor): Taylor was a military general before becoming president, and his battlefield experience would make him a valuable asset as the Pocket Soldier. He could use his strategic thinking and leadership skills to direct the team and make sure everyone is on the same page.

Roamer (Rutherford B. Hayes): Hayes was known for his innovative thinking and his willingness to try new things, which would make him a great fit for the Roamer role. He could use his creativity to come up with new strategies and approaches to the game.

Demoman (Millard Fillmore): Fillmore was known for his attention to detail and his ability to navigate complex political situations, which would translate well to the Demoman role. He could use his understanding of the battlefield to lay down traps and control the flow of the game.

Medic (William Henry Harrison): Harrison's experience as a military general would make him a great choice for the Medic role. He would be able to keep his cool in high-pressure situations and make quick decisions about when to heal his teammates and when to use the Ubercharge.
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#24
16 Frags +
scratchhthis is incredibly moronic

that totally was moronic, you are extremely right! us presidents are awesome. Obama himself is notorious for helping people through his healthcare programs. if you want to learn more, google "Obama Kunduz Hospital", for more information.

[quote=scratchh]
this is incredibly moronic[/quote]

that totally was moronic, you are extremely right! us presidents are awesome. Obama himself is notorious for helping people through his healthcare programs. if you want to learn more, google "Obama Kunduz Hospital", for more information.
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#25
23 Frags +
arcadiaMedic (William Henry Harrison)

https://i.imgur.com/eJB1ZQe.png

do NOT let this man cook on med

[quote=arcadia]
Medic (William Henry Harrison)
[/quote]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/eJB1ZQe.png[/img]

do NOT let this man cook on med
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#26
17 Frags +

Normalize dying in office

Normalize dying in office
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#27
0 Frags +

GEORGE LOPEZ DEMO

GEORGE LOPEZ DEMO
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#28
7 Frags +

I think Andrew Jackson would be one mean shotgun pocket solly

I think Andrew Jackson would be one mean shotgun pocket solly
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#29
-8 Frags +
highfivemustardoverlordcan u give me a tldr on these guys don't know a single one

Guy pretends to not know ho chi minh and che guevara (comedy)
Rest are literal who's though I'm not gonna lie.

[quote=highfive][quote=mustardoverlord][/quote]
can u give me a tldr on these guys don't know a single one[/quote]
Guy pretends to not know ho chi minh and che guevara (comedy)
Rest are literal who's though I'm not gonna lie.
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#30
14 Frags +

Abraham Lincoln invented the rocket jump. Put him on roamer and watch him wallbug.

Abraham Lincoln invented the rocket jump. Put him on roamer and watch him wallbug.
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