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sigafoo was right
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#31
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this isn't satire. just a troll/shitpost

this isn't satire. just a troll/shitpost
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#32
EssentialsTF
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One of the most entertaining posts I've seen in a long time. Looking forward to more high tier guides and destruction of Invite plebs from Cole the Engi.

One of the most entertaining posts I've seen in a long time. Looking forward to more high tier guides and destruction of Invite plebs from Cole the Engi.
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#33
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driftathis reminds me of that gasgara guy

thing is, gasgara's really a troll
i think this cole guy was actually dropped on his head as a baby

[quote=drifta]this reminds me of that [url=https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=362821955]gasgara[/url] guy[/quote]
thing is, gasgara's really a troll
i think this cole guy was actually dropped on his head as a baby
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#34
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Please do not comment on the intentions of legendary player Cole the Engie Main in this thread unless you have an IQ greater than 130

Please do not comment on the intentions of legendary player Cole the Engie Main in this thread unless you have an IQ greater than 130
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#35
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Booopthis isn't satire. just a troll/shitpost

why everything yuou ppl disagree with u think is troll?

[quote=Booop]this isn't satire. just a troll/shitpost[/quote]

why everything yuou ppl disagree with u think is troll?
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#36
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Did it get deleted?

Did it get deleted?
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#37
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the graph is the best you can't deny it

the graph is the best you can't deny it
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#38
30 Frags +

You all want to go ahead and belittle engineers. That is fine. Cole and Engineers in general are extremely cool, calm, and collected. Your childish, unintelligent babbling is the equivalent of water off of a ducks back. You can sit down at your computer and try to tear Cole a structually superfluous behind, but the truth is that he is better looking than you, more intelligent than you, makes more money than you, and plays a better class than you. All while rolling your idols in MGE. Meanwhile Cole and other engineers will be solving practical problems, not problems like "Why do I suck at this game?"

Everything is bigger in Texas, and that includes their brains (they have more grey matter, meaning better connections between regions) and IQs (also known as General Intelligence (G).)

P.S.
And don't get me started on how they represent our community to the people of our great nation and the world. Last I checked, b4nny, the "community ambassador," still has his wrinkled American flag (throw it in the dryer for 30 minutes, degenerate) backwards on stream even after I called him out. That is something Cole, Sigafoo, or any other engineer main like myself would NOT tolerate.

P.P.S
The following picture is related. This is what actual engineers, aka Cole and Sigafoo (if I remember correctly, Sigafoo and Cole are both incredibly intelligent individuals who are both studying engineering,) are capable of.

https://i.imgur.com/G9ZNOr5.jpg

You all want to go ahead and belittle engineers. That is fine. Cole and Engineers in general are extremely cool, calm, and collected. Your childish, unintelligent babbling is the equivalent of water off of a ducks back. You can sit down at your computer and try to tear Cole a structually superfluous behind, but the truth is that he is better looking than you, more intelligent than you, makes more money than you, and plays a better class than you. All while rolling your idols in MGE. Meanwhile Cole and other engineers will be solving practical problems, not problems like "Why do I suck at this game?"

Everything is bigger in Texas, and that includes their brains (they have more grey matter, meaning better connections between regions) and IQs (also known as General Intelligence (G).)

P.S.
And don't get me started on how they represent our community to the people of our great nation and the world. Last I checked, b4nny, the "community ambassador," still has his wrinkled American flag (throw it in the dryer for 30 minutes, degenerate) backwards on stream even after I called him out. That is something Cole, Sigafoo, or any other engineer main like myself would NOT tolerate.

P.P.S
The following picture is related. This is what actual engineers, aka Cole and Sigafoo (if I remember correctly, Sigafoo and Cole are both incredibly intelligent individuals who are both studying engineering,) are capable of.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/G9ZNOr5.jpg[/img]
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#39
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mironic shitposting is still shitposting

didnt know u could make a fedora out of words

are you seriously taking moral high ground in a thread about a funny steam guide

[quote=m]ironic shitposting is still shitposting

didnt know u could make a fedora out of words[/quote]
are you seriously taking moral high ground in a thread about a funny steam guide
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#40
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https://i.imgflip.com/1flmz9.jpg

[img]https://i.imgflip.com/1flmz9.jpg[/img]
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#41
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ludditemironic shitposting is still shitposting

didnt know u could make a fedora out of words
are you seriously taking moral high ground in a thread about a funny steam guide

are you seriously posting in my general direction as either (a) an alt or (b) somebody who's never played competitive tf2?

dunno where morals are discussed in my post but im sure its underneath layers upon layers of carefully laid subterfuge

[quote=luddite][quote=m]ironic shitposting is still shitposting

didnt know u could make a fedora out of words[/quote]
are you seriously taking moral high ground in a thread about a funny steam guide[/quote]

are you seriously posting in my general direction as either (a) an alt or (b) somebody who's never played competitive tf2?

dunno where morals are discussed in my post but im sure its underneath layers upon layers of carefully laid subterfuge
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#42
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bryce you are a smart guy

bryce you are a smart guy
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#43
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funhaver1998bryce you are a smart guy

It is no coincidence that some have gone so far as to call me one of the best engineers in the world.
https://youtu.be/-u5bjWqX3Nc?t=2m3s
I am extremely flattered. Now I must get back to work, as I am currently wasting my ADHD medication on trying to convince some frankly unintelligent """high""" Invite players on why they are wrong about the best class in the game instead of my extremely complicated math equations, provided to me by one of the most prestigious schools in the most prestigious country that right now costs me lots of money in student loans BUT that I will pay back once I get an extremely prestigious job like other Engineer mains.

[quote=funhaver1998]bryce you are a smart guy[/quote]
It is no coincidence that some have gone so far as to call me one of the best engineers in the world.
https://youtu.be/-u5bjWqX3Nc?t=2m3s
I am extremely flattered. Now I must get back to work, as I am currently wasting my ADHD medication on trying to convince some frankly unintelligent """high""" Invite players on why they are wrong about the best class in the game instead of my extremely complicated math equations, provided to me by one of the most prestigious schools in the most prestigious country that right now costs me lots of money in student loans BUT that I will pay back once I get an extremely prestigious job like other Engineer mains.
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#44
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mare you seriously posting in my general direction as either (a) an alt or (b) somebody who's never played competitive tf2?

dunno where morals are discussed in my post but im sure its underneath layers upon layers of carefully laid subterfuge

Well, it's quite easy to figure out what luddite is referring to: When you said "ironic shitposting is still shitposting", I believe you're saying that because it is a "shitpost", it is not worth appreciating in any aspect. And because you raise this point, you are taking the high ground, perhaps because you find that it violates your morals to contribute to any sort of "shitposting".

[quote=m]are you seriously posting in my general direction as either (a) an alt or (b) somebody who's never played competitive tf2?

dunno where morals are discussed in my post but im sure its underneath layers upon layers of carefully laid subterfuge[/quote]
Well, it's quite easy to figure out what luddite is referring to: When you said "ironic shitposting is still shitposting", I believe you're saying that because it is a "shitpost", it is not worth appreciating in any aspect. And because you raise this point, you are taking the high ground, perhaps because you find that it violates your morals to contribute to any sort of "shitposting".
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#45
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tbh i thought the troll would be funnier

tbh i thought the troll would be funnier
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#46
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I did think it was funny that he said that because you can block rockets by quickly building a dispenser, and that he does it all the time in mge, that engineer is a good class

I did think it was funny that he said that because you can block rockets by quickly building a dispenser, and that he does it all the time in mge, that engineer is a good class
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#47
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ZestyPlease do not comment on the intentions of legendary player Cole the Engie Main in this thread unless you have an IQ greater than 130

Shit, the only people who have a shot main medic and heavy apparently. They're the only other classes that have some form of known higher education.

[quote=Zesty]Please do not comment on the intentions of legendary player Cole the Engie Main in this thread unless you have an IQ greater than 130[/quote]

Shit, the only people who have a shot main medic and heavy apparently. They're the only other classes that have some form of known higher education.
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#48
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he didn't even link to engineer.tf smh

he didn't even link to engineer.tf smh
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#49
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LFT engy only

LFT engy only
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#50
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https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ColeEngy#announcements/detail/1664523048432115566

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ColeEngy#announcements/detail/1664523048432115566
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#51
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is anyone else secretly speculating that sigafoo brigaded reports to bring the guide down

is anyone else secretly speculating that sigafoo brigaded reports to bring the guide down
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#52
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This guy is a genius

This guy is a genius
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#53
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https://i.imgur.com/yYs6Qq4.png

what the fuck

[img]https://i.imgur.com/yYs6Qq4.png[/img]
what the fuck
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#54
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Getawhaleis anyone else secretly speculating that sigafoo brigaded reports to bring the guide down

I Doubt even Sigafoo is capable of that level of pettiness...

[quote=Getawhale]is anyone else secretly speculating that sigafoo brigaded reports to bring the guide down[/quote]

I Doubt even Sigafoo is capable of that level of pettiness...
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#55
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btw guys, google cached the guide

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1390778102

btw guys, google cached the guide

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1390778102
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#56
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Cole reached out to me, Expect him as an actual character In future fan fic

Cole reached out to me, Expect him as an actual character In future fan fic
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#57
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https://i.imgur.com/RD5B0_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[img]https://i.imgur.com/RD5B0_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium[/img]
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#58
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Pootis_FazbearCole reached out to me, Expect him as an actual character In future fan fic

holy shit this is the collab we've all been waiting for

[quote=Pootis_Fazbear]Cole reached out to me, Expect him as an actual character In future fan fic[/quote]
holy shit this is the collab we've all been waiting for
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#59
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LegendaryRQAGetawhaleis anyone else secretly speculating that sigafoo brigaded reports to bring the guide down
I Doubt even Sigafoo is capable of that level of pettiness...

i mean he spent literal thousands to spite sixes with his 7s cup so this is chump change

[quote=LegendaryRQA][quote=Getawhale]is anyone else secretly speculating that sigafoo brigaded reports to bring the guide down[/quote]

I Doubt even Sigafoo is capable of that level of pettiness...[/quote]

i mean he spent literal thousands to spite sixes with his 7s cup so this is chump change
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#60
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https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ColeEngy

everyone join, we need to show the world the greatness of Cole The Engy 21 engineer.tf

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ColeEngy

everyone join, we need to show the world the greatness of Cole The Engy 21 engineer.tf
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