Good soldier, game sense, communication, and overall a good person. IM ready.

would be a good fit for a mid-high open team.

I apologize for my insensitive post, I have destroyed that hope we can ignore my foolish, ignorant, unchained, brainless, dreadful mistake.

Thank you, and don't be afraid.
Bryce

What Did Artist Mean When He Attempted Murder-Suicide in The Official v. HLPUGS?

Throughout the ages, from the stone age to today, man has always been passionate. Merriam-Webster defines “passion” as
“the sufferings of Christ between the night of the Last Supper and his death”
But that is not what I’m looking for. The next definition holds the answer:
“the emotions as distinguished from reason”

When a man loves a woman, that is passion. It is emotion separated from reason. How could he love a woman? Obviously not through reason. Passion.
When a man runs over someone who abused him in a mental way, is that passion? No, because it is extremely reasonable to run over someone who abused you.

What are you getting at, Bryce?
The deeper I fall – unwillingly – into this story the more emotional it becomes. What events transpired to Artist’s game-losing death? The invincibility, the flight, the 2,600 ELO strategy of missing all your pipes and stickies. These are all things you have to consider when you look into what went wrong.

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Ajax, son of Telamon, preparing suicide. Reproduction from a black-figure amphora depiction by Exekias (550–525 BC).

My second example was no coincidence. Artist was acting upon a deep desire for revenge.
to avenge (oneself or another) usually by retaliating in kind or degree

But who could he have been avenging? The answer could only be three things.

1. PandaRaceCar37

[8:42 PM] khil: unicorn wizard tells everyone what to do literally

Why PRC? PRC left explicit instructions to artist before he *suddenly disappeared* to throw any match that would succeed in the team (Jagermeister) being sponsored by Jagermeister. PRC is not on vacation, as the team would have you believe. He was cut, selfishly, by Khil in a sacrifice to Mr. Del Dongo.

2. Cyber Bullying

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Example 1
https://clips.twitch.tv/SincerePunchyKimchiWoofer

In this clip, Artist is repeatedly taunted by Gungeon. Gungeon knows Artist inside and out, and knows what to say and do to inflict the most emotional trauma upon Artist as possible.
This is only one example in a long line of cyber bullying that takes place in the Jagermeister Discord and Artist’s personal Discord.

3. The Emotional Stress of Hero-to-Zero

[12:09 AM] spirit: y’all so close to losing
[12:09 AM] spirit: always
[12:34 AM] khil: mad beef tonight
[1:00 AM] spirit: mad beef every night
[1:01 PM] bryce: truth....

Artism has gone through some extremely tragic scrims and officials over the past week, all of which could drive any healthy man (not Artist) to becoming unhealthy (Artist).

If you’ve been aware, you might notice all of Artist’s alts have names that you would be happy to be. Including, but not limited to,
“Buffguy,”
“Bobwise,”
And “DOOMBRINGER”

In my unprofessional opinion, this is Artist’s attempt at asking for help. He can not grow the balls to openly ask for help, so we, as a community, must save him from his impending collapse as a likely-but-not-confirmed-sentient being.

I hope we can all bring this to a peaceful ending.
Thank you,
Bryce

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[To be Continued]

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By the basic economic principle of Supply and Demand, I would harm my own self interest by reproducing my Pepe collection.

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An explanation, a result, and a conclusion:
Definition of supply and demand
the amount of goods and services that are available for people to buy compared to the amount of goods and services that people want to buy

If less of a product than the public wants is produced, the law of supply and demand says that more can be charged for the product.

Supply and demand is one of the most fundamental concepts of economics. The relationship between supply and demand underlies the forces behind the allocation of resources. In this instance, the goods, resources, or services that people want are Pictures of Pepe (POP). I hold a good percentage of the supply, though I have competitors such as Zilly.

Now that the current situation and the basics of Supply and Demand have been explained, lets look at what happens if I released my collection into the wilderness of POP economy:

1. The Release
Within seconds of posting a link to download POP, hundreds of people have downloaded, and therefore reproduced, my collection. This creates more supply, eventually drowning out any previous demand.

2. The Result
The value of my posts collapses, I become no different than a man who left to head West days before the word spread of a Gold Rush. I become a historical example of what not to do when you have a majority of a good, service, or resource on lockdown.

3. The Conclusion
The classic drip-drip scenario. I release only enough POP to satisfy your cravings, to prevent you from becoming angry. But I do not release any substantial amount as that drives down the POP economy and most likely causes a collapse.
I collect POP faster than I release it, continuing to grow my stake in the POP economy.

Knowing how to accurately predict the law of supply and demand should have you maximizing your profit potential at all times.

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Sugar lobby paid scientists to blur sugar's role in heart disease – report
Stay aware.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/sep/12/sugar-industry-paid-research-heart-disease-jama-report

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But I know you. I don't just let anyone with more than a single Invite official as COO of "medics who are NOT gay or tranni"
When you were twelve, you were locked in Donny's room and forced to eat an entire watermelon. That's a tragic experience. Studies show that gay people often had tragic experiences as children. Is that why you joined my group? To hide? To cover up the scar on your soul? Perhaps. But it goes deeper.

You're a weeb, Andy. It's almost expected. What else are you going to do in the middle of the country besides grow crops and dodge tornadoes? Weebs are overwhelmingly in the closet. This is has been a Japanese revenge act since the War. They never wanted to be at odds with America, so what do they do? They infest the minds of our best and brightest warriors with an*me.

First slide

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Butter you up? That's a classic gay code-word. Look at the profile picture, too. Two THOTS! You're trying to hide the fact that you actually don't like them. This is known as "being in the closet."

Second slide

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Cat nip? I've never seen a straight person with a cat. What about that profile picture and description? The red signifies love for women, the blue? How cold you feel toward them. "Not the person that I used to be." Not straight anymore? Of course.

Third slide

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Girl gamers? Perhaps Charis is just trying to interact with women. Or maybe, he wants to become a woman.
Japanese groups? Confirmed weeb, as if the MAL link on your profile that is restricted was not beyond a reasonable doubt.
Sexy, Gorgeous, and Ready to Own You? This case is almost clos-
Men who prefer anal?

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Unbelievable. Charis isn't even trying to hide it anymore.
RIP AMERICA? Because he blames American society for allowing him to be this way.
Trans Gamers because he is thinking of "changing genders" so he can LIKE MEN without being GAY.
And a Mr. Slin fangay and sub? Expected, at this point.
Huge Ham Hoagies is code-word for another three word term which I will let you all decipher.

01:21 PM - o so good: How much do you know about Charis?
01:21 PM - saila: lmfao
01:21 PM - o so good: I'm writing a report.
01:21 PM - saila: idk dude hes cool
Because op knows what you're hiding. And so does the world.

At this point I'm not sure what to do. I let down my guard as President of "medics who are NOT gay or tranni" Is it my fault for being so easily deceived? I even commended Charis in a post.
"confirmed STRAIGHT medic mains are now moderators (except for charis [who is an admin]). when u need a medic, make sure u choose one who is Straight so they can stay focused on the game instead of chad."
I should've vet members better. Only I can be blamed for this terrible crime. Perhaps I resign and give XBS contro-

Yet XBS is also a weeb. Which means everything I stated previously probably applies to him.

The truth is there are only two examples of straight medic mains, and frankly, one of them is on the edge.
Shade and Myself. Shade lives a very mysterious life, though, and it is hard for me to uncover more beyond this one clearly unmodified chat-log
"FROYO shade : bryce is a better medic than me, I want you to quote this owo :3c"
I guess that leaves only one straight medic.
But myself? I've never watched an anime, nor porn as I do not want to become desensitized to the natural beauty of women nor attracted to men. As a great friend once said,
you pretend to be a woman? this is disgusting and ridiculous. at you on the street do not laugh ? You're like a clown . such as you and your friends were burned in the camps in the Third Reich. please tell your mother hairy ass ? long hair ?

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God save this communities collective soul,
Amen

I've done extensive research on you for weeks now. Infiltrated your friends, your teammates, your enemies. Frankly, I was amazed when it turned out you aren't actually gay. But it didn't stop there. That would've been shallow, and you're not a shallow individual.

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[To be Continued]

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I speak from experience

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