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biggest valve fuckups
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#1
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lets post some funny valve oopsie whoopsie fucky wucky moments

Two that come to mind:

  • Rocket splash was inverse, the further away the splash, the more damage/knockback
  • All crates unboxed unusuals
lets post some funny valve oopsie whoopsie fucky wucky moments

Two that come to mind:
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[*] Rocket splash was inverse, the further away the splash, the more damage/knockback
[*] All crates unboxed unusuals
[/list]
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#2
33 Frags +

sniper

sniper
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#3
34 Frags +

dropped mediguns storing uber
competitive matchmaking

dropped mediguns storing uber
competitive matchmaking
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#4
18 Frags +

the casual update

the casual update
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#5
23 Frags +

iron bomber hitbox

iron bomber hitbox
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#6
-7 Frags +

half life alyx
the dota 2 card game

half life alyx
the dota 2 card game
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#7
4 Frags +

demo update (first iteration)

demo update (first iteration)
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#8
23 Frags +

pyro right click

pyro right click
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#9
36 Frags +

casual play killed the community servers

also a funny one : in like 2008 i was on a 32 people server and there was like one hat drop per second on the server and everyone was going bonkers; that's where I got my glengarry that my demo still wears

casual play killed the community servers

also a funny one : in like 2008 i was on a 32 people server and there was like one hat drop per second on the server and everyone was going bonkers; that's where I got my glengarry that my demo still wears
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#10
14 Frags +

pyro inferrno airblast "fix"
market gardener whip out time

pyro inferrno airblast "fix"
market gardener whip out time
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#11
24 Frags +

pay2win hat loadouts
danger shield headshot immunity existing for like 4 years

pay2win hat loadouts
danger shield headshot immunity existing for like 4 years
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#12
-1 Frags +

razorback

razorback
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#13
Twitch Prime
50 Frags +

Very specific personal one:
a few seasons ago i sent them the info on when Prem Grand Finals are happening to get the funny ingame announcement but they missread the date and threw it out thursday instead of sunday so the entire game got the notice to go to TFTV days early. Saving grace was that we were live with Winners Finals at that exact time (which i think was the exact same teams), i almost died inside checking a dozen times if my stupid ass just sent them the wrong date but they literally just got it wrong

Very specific personal one:
a few seasons ago i sent them the info on when Prem Grand Finals are happening to get the funny ingame announcement but they missread the date and threw it out thursday instead of sunday so the entire game got the notice to go to TFTV days early. Saving grace was that we were live with Winners Finals at that exact time (which i think was the exact same teams), i almost died inside checking a dozen times if my stupid ass just sent them the wrong date but they literally just got it wrong
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#14
27 Frags +

that time that getting hit by 1 flame particle was enough damage to kill a scout

that time that getting hit by 1 flame particle was enough damage to kill a scout
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#15
46 Frags +

Sketchek’s bequest

Sketchek’s bequest
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#16
5 Frags +

pretty sure default fps is still wrong

pretty sure default fps is still wrong
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#17
10 Frags +
dingohalf life alyx
the dota 2 card game

Alyx is pretty overrated imo, but a mistake? It's decent fun, one of the best VR shooters available (which is unfortunately a low bar), and helped the VR market grow quite a bit. It just wasn't revolutionary, and between the emergence of walled gardens like Oculus and PSVR, the cost of PC parts and headsets, and the vertigo some people experience, the market isn't growing all that fast.

Meanwhile artifact is disliked even among people who like card games

[quote=dingo]half life alyx
the dota 2 card game[/quote]
Alyx is pretty overrated imo, but a mistake? It's decent fun, one of the best VR shooters available (which is unfortunately a low bar), and helped the VR market grow quite a bit. It just wasn't revolutionary, and between the emergence of walled gardens like Oculus and PSVR, the cost of PC parts and headsets, and the vertigo some people experience, the market isn't growing all that fast.

Meanwhile artifact is disliked even among people who like card games
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#18
24 Frags +

Also remember when Valve let cheaters flood pubs for literal years with their biggest effort to stop them being to mute F2Ps? haha that sure was a funny thing that has definitely been left in the past

Also remember when Valve let cheaters flood pubs for literal years with their biggest effort to stop them being to mute F2Ps? haha that sure was a funny thing that has definitely been left in the past
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#19
9 Frags +

Any iteration of the danger shield
Righteous bison not being usable on ramps
Teammates absorbing melee attacks
Uncharged headshots against pain train users doing 155 damage instead of 165
Leak of the entire source code
Dropped mediguns storing Uber is incredibly lame imo

Any iteration of the danger shield
Righteous bison not being usable on ramps
Teammates absorbing melee attacks
Uncharged headshots against pain train users doing 155 damage instead of 165
Leak of the entire source code
Dropped mediguns storing Uber is incredibly lame imo
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#20
11 Frags +

WRANGLER

WRANGLER
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#21
35 Frags +

forcing players to use specific graphical settings / dx level for competitive

forcing players to use specific graphical settings / dx level for competitive
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#22
8 Frags +

Specifically, matchmaking not permitting graphics configs is a huge one IMO.
edit: whoops I got ninja'd bt 15 minutes :-)

Specifically, matchmaking not permitting graphics configs is a huge one IMO.
edit: whoops I got ninja'd bt 15 minutes :-)
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#23
23 Frags +

god i forgot what a shitshow matchmaking was lmfao
what a failure they ruined like the entire update's point and just rage quit and abandoned the game even more than they already had
there were so many weird things about it
like who thought grinding through all the ranks was a good idea lol
literally every other game uses placements
I literally can't think of a single game that does it how valve did it
there had to be like 2 people working on it and they didn't do any planning at all

god i forgot what a shitshow matchmaking was lmfao
what a failure they ruined like the entire update's point and just rage quit and abandoned the game even more than they already had
there were so many weird things about it
like who thought grinding through all the ranks was a good idea lol
literally every other game uses placements
I literally can't think of a single game that does it how valve did it
there had to be like 2 people working on it and they didn't do any planning at all
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#24
8 Frags +
Rebitelike who thought grinding through all the ranks was a good idea lol
literally every other game uses placements

also no class limits arghhhhjdklgjhaksdjhg.
allowing a group of comp players to all play sniper against some random pubbers is truly a recipe for success :-)

[quote=Rebite]
like who thought grinding through all the ranks was a good idea lol
literally every other game uses placements[/quote]

also no class limits arghhhhjdklgjhaksdjhg.
allowing a group of comp players to all play sniper against some random pubbers is truly a recipe for success :-)
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#25
-3 Frags +

how has nobody posted the fucking infinite money glitch update. that shit was seriously stupid

how has nobody posted the fucking infinite money glitch update. that shit was seriously stupid
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#26
9 Frags +

biggest bag fumble (indisputable) vaccinator

biggest bag fumble (indisputable) vaccinator
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#27
0 Frags +
Seinfeldhow has nobody posted the fucking infinite money glitch update. that shit was seriously stupid

its in the OP

[quote=Seinfeld]how has nobody posted the fucking infinite money glitch update. that shit was seriously stupid[/quote]
its in the OP
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#28
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Steam has so many bugs still

Steam has so many bugs still
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#29
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GrapeJuiceIIISeinfeldhow has nobody posted the fucking infinite money glitch update. that shit was seriously stupidits in the OP

my fault OG

[quote=GrapeJuiceIII][quote=Seinfeld]how has nobody posted the fucking infinite money glitch update. that shit was seriously stupid[/quote]
its in the OP[/quote]
my fault OG
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#30
13 Frags +

Shipping a 3 year old chromium framework version (85.0.4183.121) in current 2023 steam

Shipping a 3 year old chromium framework version ([url=https://nvd.nist.gov/vuln/search/results?form_type=Advanced&results_type=overview&isCpeNameSearch=true&seach_type=all&query=cpe:2.3:a:google:chrome:85.0.4183.121:*:*:*:*:*:*:*]85.0.4183.121[/url]) in current 2023 steam
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