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Update maybe?
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#1
EssentialsTF
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https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=189493

ValveSteam Workshop Creators, can we have your attention please. The following message is so urgent, so time-sensitive, we made the executive decision to skip TikTok and Twitter entirely and break the glass on the most bleeding-edge communication technology available.

Welcome to the future. Welcome… to a "blog-post".

"Wow!" you're probably thinking. "I forgot how hard reading is!" Yeah, it's scary how fast you lose that. Don't worry, we'll be brief:

The last few Team Fortress summer events have only been item updates. But this year, we're planning on shipping a full-on update-sized update — with items, maps, taunts, unusual effects, war paints and who knows what else?! Which means we need Steam Workshop content! YOUR Steam Workshop content!

So get to work! (Or back to work, if you were already working but got distracted when the entire internet simultaneously found out about this state-of-the-art blog-post.) Make sure to get your submissions into the Steam Workshop by May 1st, so they can be considered for this as-yet-unnamed, un-themed, but still very exciting summer-situated (but not summer-themed) (unless you wanted to develop summer-themed stuff) update.
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=189493

[quote=Valve]Steam Workshop Creators, can we have your attention please. The following message is so urgent, so time-sensitive, we made the executive decision to skip TikTok and Twitter entirely and break the glass on the most bleeding-edge communication technology available.


Welcome to the future. Welcome… to a "blog-post".


"Wow!" you're probably thinking. "I forgot how hard reading is!" Yeah, it's scary how fast you lose that. Don't worry, we'll be brief:


The last few Team Fortress summer events have only been item updates. [b]But this year, we're planning on shipping a full-on update-sized update — with items, maps, taunts, unusual effects, war paints and who knows what else?![/b] Which means we need Steam Workshop content! YOUR Steam Workshop content!


So get to work! (Or back to work, if you were already working but got distracted when the entire internet simultaneously found out about this state-of-the-art blog-post.) Make sure to get your submissions into the Steam Workshop by May 1st, so they can be considered for this as-yet-unnamed, un-themed, but still very exciting summer-situated (but not summer-themed) (unless you wanted to develop summer-themed stuff) update.[/quote]
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#2
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sources inside valve have informed me that in this update they will kill the scout class
update banner leaked as well:

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sources inside valve have informed me that in this update they will kill the scout class
update banner leaked as well:
[spoiler][img]https://i.imgur.com/2IQ8WMb.png[/img][/spoiler]
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#3
41 Frags +

Prepping the fridge gif already

Prepping the fridge gif already
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#4
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surely it's nothing more than some cosmetics and maps pulled off the workshop, like halloween or christmas, right?

surely it's nothing more than some cosmetics and maps pulled off the workshop, like halloween or christmas, right?
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#5
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https://i.imgur.com/Luikiyk.png

lol

[img]https://i.imgur.com/Luikiyk.png[/img]

lol
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#6
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Let everyone do the work for you so then you don't have to actually update the game yourself.

Let everyone do the work for you so then you don't have to actually update the game yourself.
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#7
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I'm ready to get hurt again

I'm ready to get hurt again
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#8
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Notice there is no mention of weapons or balance updates. Wouldn’t get too excited about this one

Notice there is no mention of weapons or balance updates. Wouldn’t get too excited about this one
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#9
5 Frags +

there was an open letter sent that asked for valve to add maps outside of just halloween and smissmas, and suggested adding full-time rotation maps in a summer update
looks like valve is just gonna do that and I'm expecting bare minimum, although some new pub maps will be nice to have

there was an [url=https://twitter.com/UEAKCrash/status/1623459062217158657?s=20]open letter[/url] sent that asked for valve to add maps outside of just halloween and smissmas, and suggested adding full-time rotation maps in a summer update
looks like valve is just gonna do that and I'm expecting bare minimum, although some new pub maps will be nice to have
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#10
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hannahNotice there is no mention of weapons or balance updates. Wouldn’t get too excited about this one

heavy update is simple, just give heavy an m60

[quote=hannah]Notice there is no mention of weapons or balance updates. Wouldn’t get too excited about this one[/quote]
heavy update is simple, just [url=https://youtu.be/Iuqq8bOdH-s?t=114]give heavy an m60[/url]
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#11
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rude wording there by valve

rude wording there by valve
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#12
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god i've missed video game update posts that have actual character
please just let the valve writers make up blog posts they don't even have anything else to do

god i've missed video game update posts that have actual character
please just let the valve writers make up blog posts they don't even have anything else to do
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#13
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Rebitegod i've missed video game update posts that have actual character
please just let the valve writers make up blog posts they don't even have anything else to do

love u rebite

[quote=Rebite]god i've missed video game update posts that have actual character
please just let the valve writers make up blog posts they don't even have anything else to do[/quote]

love u rebite
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#14
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the last time valve actually called on workshop content creators was for jungle inferno I believe, so the optimistic guess is that it'll be an update somewhere between generic case hat map update and and the multi-day update reveals they used to do. leaning more toward the generic side with maybe some more long-standing bug fixes and (doubtfully) some weapon rebalances

the last time valve actually called on workshop content creators was for jungle inferno I believe, so the optimistic guess is that it'll be an update somewhere between generic case hat map update and and the multi-day update reveals they used to do. leaning more toward the generic side with maybe some more long-standing bug fixes and (doubtfully) some weapon rebalances
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#15
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GritomahannahNotice there is no mention of weapons or balance updates. Wouldn’t get too excited about this oneheavy update is simple, just give heavy an m60

honestly this looks like a fun weapon concept, just give it really bad damage fall-off so you're not beaming people across the map.

[quote=Gritoma][quote=hannah]Notice there is no mention of weapons or balance updates. Wouldn’t get too excited about this one[/quote]
heavy update is simple, just [url=https://youtu.be/Iuqq8bOdH-s?t=114]give heavy an m60[/url][/quote]
honestly this looks like a fun weapon concept, just give it really bad damage fall-off so you're not beaming people across the map.
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#16
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petition for them to add the RPG from tf2classic
dmg would need to be lowered (145 point blank is a little insane) but the arcing rockets mechanic is honestly so much fun id love for it to be in tf2

petition for them to add the [url=https://youtu.be/8Chd2mW-Ccs?t=66]RPG[/url] from tf2classic
dmg would need to be lowered (145 point blank is a little insane) but the arcing rockets mechanic is honestly so much fun id love for it to be in tf2
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#17
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been awhile since they outright have said they're making an update so id like to think its going to be real

been awhile since they outright have said they're making an update so id like to think its going to be real
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#18
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this shit gon be ass

this shit gon be ass
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#19
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It seems so weird to me that they'd announce this at all at this stage. It sounds like they're pulling together a bunch of community content and calling it an update, so what have they actually done on their end? They literally haven't even come up with a theme or named it yet. HAVE they done anything other than make a blog post? Was there really not enough stuff already on the workshop for them to look at???

It seems so weird to me that they'd announce this at all at this stage. It sounds like they're pulling together a bunch of community content and calling it an update, so what have they actually done on their end? They literally haven't even come up with a theme or named it yet. HAVE they done anything other than make a blog post? Was there really not enough stuff already on the workshop for them to look at???
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#20
Stream Highlights
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they'll never add anything actually interesting

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/418TymQmnHL.jpg

they'll never add anything actually interesting[img]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/418TymQmnHL.jpg?tag=teamfortresst-20[/img]
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Patch Notes
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Petehttps://i.imgur.com/Luikiyk.png

lol

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[quote=Pete][img]https://i.imgur.com/Luikiyk.png[/img]

lol[/quote]
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
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#22
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Menachem Was there really not enough stuff already on the workshop for them to look at???

From what I've heard from friends, Valve doesn't like accepting submissions from creators they don't already know/haven't dealt with yet, so crash could actually have represented a significant number of their preferred creators. I could be completely wrong tho idk

[quote=Menachem] Was there really not enough stuff already on the workshop for them to look at???[/quote]
From what I've heard from friends, Valve doesn't like accepting submissions from creators they don't already know/haven't dealt with yet, so crash could actually have represented a significant number of their preferred creators. I could be completely wrong tho idk
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#23
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Cant wait to update the heck out of my localisation files

Cant wait to update the heck out of my localisation files
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#24
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https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/780736809978687458/28EB11F7188AEEA96A490B32498581CE63AC093B/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true.png

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/780736809978687899/FD822EF532E0929F46595C77CAB0CA5879C864D0/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true.png

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/32972954670618886/1B1C164A0D224FC655428D308E6ECB7D3505C36C/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true.png

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1749106328798569127/038BA5BF168B8956B8AC847AC2BE340E255579BA/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true.png

they should add these hats in the summer update

[img]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/780736809978687458/28EB11F7188AEEA96A490B32498581CE63AC093B/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true.png[/img]

[img]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/780736809978687899/FD822EF532E0929F46595C77CAB0CA5879C864D0/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true.png[/img]

[img]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/32972954670618886/1B1C164A0D224FC655428D308E6ECB7D3505C36C/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true.png[/img]

[img]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1749106328798569127/038BA5BF168B8956B8AC847AC2BE340E255579BA/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true.png[/img]

they should add these hats in the summer update
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#25
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they could also make jump an official gamemode at this point

they could also make jump an official gamemode at this point
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#26
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okyaaaLet everyone do the work for you so then you don't have to actually update the game yourself.

isn't this what the community would rather have done this whole time lol

[quote=okyaaa]Let everyone do the work for you so then you don't have to actually update the game yourself.[/quote]
isn't this what the community would rather have done this whole time lol
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#27
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so blue balled by valve that they literally say "we are making an update" and we still have to put "maybe?" in the title of the thread

so blue balled by valve that they literally say "we are making an update" and we still have to put "maybe?" in the title of the thread
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#28
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so done with this boring ass company, throwing out an update every 2 years to keep the game on minimum freshness so its casual playerbase will keep buying items.

update posts on tftv is just depressing to see at this point because you know it wont make any difference for the people that are part of this community which has been gigacucked repeatedly by valve for 10+ years.

would rather have nintendo sending cease and desist notices to my lans because at least they dont pretend wanting to support their players

so done with this boring ass company, throwing out an update every 2 years to keep the game on minimum freshness so its casual playerbase will keep buying items.

update posts on tftv is just depressing to see at this point because you know it wont make any difference for the people that are part of this community which has been gigacucked repeatedly by valve for 10+ years.

would rather have nintendo sending cease and desist notices to my lans because at least they dont pretend wanting to support their players
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#29
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delete_my_accounthttps://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/780736809978687458/28EB11F7188AEEA96A490B32498581CE63AC093B/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true.png

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/780736809978687899/FD822EF532E0929F46595C77CAB0CA5879C864D0/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true.png

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/32972954670618886/1B1C164A0D224FC655428D308E6ECB7D3505C36C/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true.png

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1749106328798569127/038BA5BF168B8956B8AC847AC2BE340E255579BA/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true.png

they should add these hats in the summer update

i agree

[quote=delete_my_account][img]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/780736809978687458/28EB11F7188AEEA96A490B32498581CE63AC093B/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true.png[/img]

[img]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/780736809978687899/FD822EF532E0929F46595C77CAB0CA5879C864D0/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true.png[/img]

[img]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/32972954670618886/1B1C164A0D224FC655428D308E6ECB7D3505C36C/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true.png[/img]

[img]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1749106328798569127/038BA5BF168B8956B8AC847AC2BE340E255579BA/?imw=637&imh=358&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true.png[/img]

they should add these hats in the summer update[/quote]

i agree
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#30
21 Frags +

Do people really want new weapons? The thought of having another vaccinator/wrangler/short circuit type item added to the game scares the fuck outta me lol. Balance changes would be nice, I doubt we'll get them though.

Do people really want new weapons? The thought of having another vaccinator/wrangler/short circuit type item added to the game scares the fuck outta me lol. Balance changes would be nice, I doubt we'll get them though.
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