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"didn't i ban you" - a moratorium
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Hello teamfortress.tv,

On September 16, 2022 at 12:30 AM EST I was banned from participating in b4nny's twitch chat. I have been watching b4nny since 2014 and in this time saw myself learn much about myself and also his community. Returning to team fortress 2 after a long hiatus I also returned to b4nny's chat and did my best to ask endearing, sometimes ridiculous questions to lighten the mood and participate in my own little way. Now that I'm banned I'd like to share those here

First, since I was previously a long time subscriber i would ask b4nny "Hey b4nny remember me?". I asked every few days. After about a week he replied

Now with my foot in the door I would continue to ask questions, starting with this one
Now you'll notice b4nny asked me "didn't I ban you?". I'm not sure exactly why he asks this because i have never been banned until now. My best guess is that b4nny is referencing the trouble i would be in if i continued with my first line of inquiry.

This becomes a common trend where I ask b4nny a question, he and the chat have a little laugh, then he asks "didn't I ban you?". This includes the ping question, achievement unlocks,
tf2bers, and what gun sounds the best, with my suggestion being the crit a cola

These were the best two months of my life, but little did I know the rug was being torn out from under my feet. Suddenly, b4nny's reply no longer included "didn't i ban you" as seen here. This was the last time b4nny ever replied, 5 months ago.

I wish I could share clips of b4nny answering "what lunchbox item do you think valve might add in the heavy update", or "what would you use if the original was banned" but sadly these pressing questions went unanswered.

Then comes today, when amidst a very stressful preseason with shuffled rosters, I accidentally stepped on a landmine and got blown to pieces. WARNING: the following is not for the faint of heart. Here is me being banned.

As I type this, wearing my b4nny shirt that i won in a giveaway in 2015, soaked in tears, I can't process this loss. My only intention was to bring a little more joy into this world. I don't know what to think anymore so I am choosing to share these clips in the hopes that they might put the same smile on your faces that they do mine. Thank you.

The following is addressed to b4nny only. If you aren't b4nny DO NOT READ.
b4nny all I have to say is this: I already have multiple alt accounts in good standing in your community. I will continue to "play dumb" on said accounts.
Just know that every time you see a comment that's little too uninformed, unhelpful, missing the point, or of intentionally low quality- it's me.

Hello teamfortress.tv,

On September 16, 2022 at 12:30 AM EST I was banned from participating in b4nny's twitch chat. I have been watching b4nny since 2014 and in this time saw myself learn much about myself and also his community. Returning to team fortress 2 after a long hiatus I also returned to b4nny's chat and did my best to ask endearing, sometimes ridiculous questions to lighten the mood and participate in my own little way. Now that I'm banned I'd like to share those here

First, since I was previously a long time subscriber i would ask b4nny "Hey b4nny remember me?". I asked every few days. After about a week [url=https://clips.twitch.tv/SavoryCarelessPlumageYouDontSay-wjwRSKFuQIrWNYZc]he replied[/url]

Now with my foot in the door I would continue to ask questions, starting with [url=https://clips.twitch.tv/GiftedBoldPidgeonWutFace--XvdqHSAFHFoMUOI]this one[/url]
Now you'll notice b4nny asked me "didn't I ban you?". I'm not sure exactly why he asks this because i have never been banned until now. My best guess is that b4nny is referencing the trouble i would be in if i continued with my first line of inquiry.

This becomes a common trend where I ask b4nny a question, he and the chat have a little laugh, then he asks "didn't I ban you?". This includes the [url=https://clips.twitch.tv/DiligentRudeOryxKippa-9vr_Wsk5jJVueJzt] ping question[/url], [url=https://clips.twitch.tv/BenevolentSmilingBillBleedPurple-7a8cq9g3F941sd6h]achievement unlocks[/url],
[url=https://clips.twitch.tv/GorgeousAgilePonyOSkomodo-qjjNT6wqv0jZlUkO]tf2bers[/url], and [url=https://clips.twitch.tv/TrustworthyDullNuggetsPanicVis-hLi46p1KYBoLbUeP]what gun sounds the best[/url], with my suggestion being the crit a cola

These were the best two months of my life, but little did I know the rug was being torn out from under my feet. Suddenly, b4nny's reply no longer included "didn't i ban you" as seen [url=https://clips.twitch.tv/PricklyNurturingGnatCopyThis-S64FQrd62T7reO3m]here[/url]. This was the last time b4nny ever replied, 5 months ago.

I wish I could share clips of b4nny answering "what lunchbox item do you think valve might add in the heavy update", or "what would you use if the original was banned" but sadly these pressing questions went unanswered.

Then comes today, when amidst a very stressful preseason with shuffled rosters, I accidentally stepped on a landmine and got blown to pieces. WARNING: the following is not for the faint of heart. [url=https://clips.twitch.tv/JazzyTenuousSandstormSoonerLater--i8Vuus1pPmFm5SI]Here is me being banned[/url].

As I type this, wearing my b4nny shirt that i won in a giveaway in 2015, soaked in tears, I can't process this loss. My only intention was to bring a little more joy into this world. I don't know what to think anymore so I am choosing to share these clips in the hopes that they might put the same smile on your faces that they do mine. Thank you.

The following is addressed to b4nny only. If you aren't b4nny DO NOT READ.
b4nny all I have to say is this: I already have multiple alt accounts in good standing in your community. I will continue to "play dumb" on said accounts.
Just know that every time you see a comment that's little too uninformed, unhelpful, missing the point, or of intentionally low quality- it's me.
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#2
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you've essentially summed up my entire experience with grant from 2015 to 2020, take a step back and realize that any affirmation dopamine you receive from a streamer is not necessary for you to be happy in life. b4nny is inevitably irritable to people who speak in a certain format because he's been conditioned to react under a blanket set of conditions to avoid hurting himself. move on, go do what you enjoy in your own life and don't let people stop you.

you've essentially summed up my entire experience with grant from 2015 to 2020, take a step back and realize that any affirmation dopamine you receive from a streamer is not necessary for you to be happy in life. b4nny is inevitably irritable to people who speak in a certain format because he's been conditioned to react under a blanket set of conditions to avoid hurting himself. move on, go do what you enjoy in your own life and don't let people stop you.
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#3
53 Frags +

you've essentially summed up my entire experience with grant from 2015 to 2020, take a step back and realize that any affirmation dopamine you receive from a streamer is not necessary for you to be happy in life. b4nny is inevitably irritable to people who speak in a certain format because he's been conditioned to react under a blanket set of conditions to avoid hurting himself. move on, go do what you enjoy in your own life and don't let people stop you.

you've essentially summed up my entire experience with grant from 2015 to 2020, take a step back and realize that any affirmation dopamine you receive from a streamer is not necessary for you to be happy in life. b4nny is inevitably irritable to people who speak in a certain format because he's been conditioned to react under a blanket set of conditions to avoid hurting himself. move on, go do what you enjoy in your own life and don't let people stop you.
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#4
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https://i.imgur.com/DeL5r1Y.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/DeL5r1Y.png[/img]
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#5
26 Frags +

b4nny doesn't deserve you

b4nny doesn't deserve you
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#6
30 Frags +

im sorry this happened but i'll get over it

im sorry this happened but i'll get over it
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#7
44 Frags +

Recently I also got banned from B4nnys chat by the man himself. I was only guilty of one thing... being from Europe... (not even technically true but alas my parents moved here when I was but a baby and now I am forever cursed with being assumed as a Br*t).

The events unfolded as such:
- B4nny was having a rough time in scrims on sunshine. An unfortuante setup to this fateful moment.
- Clearly stressed by a lack of moderators, inane chatters and a losing scrim all the signs were there for his murderous intent. Unfortunately I poked the bull...
- The final straw was when B4nny said the R word. I just couldn't accept it and typed "B4nny R word D:"
- This was it for Grant. This was all he needed to be pushed over the edge. Before I knew it, it was already too late. He muttered "Goddam Euros".
- The message appeared: "You are banned from chatting, this channel is not accepting unban requests."
- There were a few other chatters who fell with me that day. I salute their attempts to maintain professionalism at the highest level of Team Fortress Two competition as I pray they salute mine.

I hope you know that you are not alone Sir Rumpus and that we must continue fighting the good fight. Do not let those at the top ever abuse those beneath them.

Recently I also got banned from B4nnys chat by the man himself. I was only guilty of one thing... being from Europe... (not even technically true but alas my parents moved here when I was but a baby and now I am forever cursed with being assumed as a Br*t).

The events unfolded as such:
- B4nny was having a rough time in scrims on sunshine. An unfortuante setup to this fateful moment.
- Clearly stressed by a lack of moderators, inane chatters and a losing scrim all the signs were there for his murderous intent. Unfortunately I poked the bull...
- The final straw was when B4nny said the R word. I just couldn't accept it and typed "B4nny R word D:"
- This was it for Grant. This was all he needed to be pushed over the edge. Before I knew it, it was already too late. He muttered "Goddam Euros".
- The message appeared: "You are banned from chatting, this channel is not accepting unban requests."
- There were a few other chatters who fell with me that day. I salute their attempts to maintain professionalism at the highest level of Team Fortress Two competition as I pray they salute mine.

I hope you know that you are not alone Sir Rumpus and that we must continue fighting the good fight. Do not let those at the top ever abuse those beneath them.
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#8
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i was banned by that one mod forgot their name

i was banned by that one mod forgot their name
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#9
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https://ebolo.s-ul.eu/3rGcOeNA.png

[img]https://ebolo.s-ul.eu/3rGcOeNA.png[/img]
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#10
42 Frags +

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/746585705379266611/1020334563098103949/IMG_3943.png

ah hell nah they took out jeff?? D:

[img] https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/746585705379266611/1020334563098103949/IMG_3943.png[/img]
ah hell nah they took out jeff?? D:
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#11
4 Frags +

i'm surprised there are people left on this forum that aren't banned

i'm surprised there are people left on this forum that aren't banned
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#12
59 Frags +

Time for me to come out. I got banned for calling zeekaptain fat and ugly on an rgl stream. He hunted me down and banned me in b4nny's chat. I have no problem with b4nny, but zeekaptain is fat and ugly.

Time for me to come out. I got banned for calling zeekaptain fat and ugly on an rgl stream. He hunted me down and banned me in b4nny's chat. I have no problem with b4nny, but zeekaptain is fat and ugly.
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#13
6 Frags +

A moment of silence for the fallen soldiers...

A moment of silence for the fallen soldiers...
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#14
19 Frags +

i wonder if b4nny thinks the candy cane is good

i wonder if b4nny thinks the candy cane is good
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#15
33 Frags +

I got banned for saying "normalize dorping" after a skeez dorp

I got banned for saying "normalize dorping" after a skeez dorp
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#16
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does anyone know if b4nny ever learned how to ride a bicycle?

does anyone know if b4nny ever learned how to ride a bicycle?
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#17
7 Frags +

A typical b4nny chatter went off script and went rogue???

Dictator Vincent will see to it they are banished from his egocentric kingdom!

A typical b4nny chatter went off script and went rogue???

Dictator Vincent will see to it they are banished from his egocentric kingdom!
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#18
19 Frags +

got banned for saying "2nd place froyo LOL"

got banned for saying "2nd place froyo LOL"
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#19
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This thread is a bug zapper for guys who dislike b4nny but dislike reading more.

This thread is a bug zapper for guys who dislike b4nny but dislike reading more.
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#20
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normalize zeekaptain hate

normalize zeekaptain hate
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#21
34 Frags +

doobyskoo is a wild_rumpus sleeper agent and will soon be activated

doobyskoo is a wild_rumpus sleeper agent and will soon be activated
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#22
-5 Frags +

rip the rumpus #releaserumpus

rip the rumpus #releaserumpus
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https://i.imgur.com/uRwawTq_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[img]https://i.imgur.com/uRwawTq_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium[/img]
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#24
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b4nny is gonna ban every clueless pubber in his chat out of fear of them being wild_rumpus

b4nny is gonna ban every clueless pubber in his chat out of fear of them being wild_rumpus
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#25
30 Frags +

i was banned for saying "thats toxic" after b4nny yelled "fucking worthless player" after killing a scout during a 4am pug. upon his next death i watched this man tab out and ban me. ive never been the same since..

i was banned for saying "thats toxic" after b4nny yelled "fucking worthless player" after killing a scout during a 4am pug. upon his next death i watched this man tab out and ban me. ive never been the same since..
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#26
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-snowi was banned for saying "thats toxic" after b4nny yelled "fucking worthless player" after killing a scout during a 4am pug. upon his next death i watched this man tab out and ban me. ive never been the same since..

I've been banned twice, the first time I was banned for saying that nursey was a pedophile in bannys chat, then I was unbanned for some reason, then out of nowhere I catch a permaban with the ban reason being, "phd"

[quote=-snow]i was banned for saying "thats toxic" after b4nny yelled "fucking worthless player" after killing a scout during a 4am pug. upon his next death i watched this man tab out and ban me. ive never been the same since..[/quote] I've been banned twice, the first time I was banned for saying that nursey was a pedophile in bannys chat, then I was unbanned for some reason, then out of nowhere I catch a permaban with the ban reason being, "phd"
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TFNew
7 Frags +

this post definitely reads like a troll and all but i do find it funny how he keeps going "didn't i ban you?" like what does he mean by this?? seems like a needless bit of passive aggression lmao especially if its a mistake (meaning he didn't actually ban you prior to that point), and the fact that he does it multiple times is funny like did he forget or??

also obligatory "im also banned and have no idea why loool"

this post definitely reads like a troll and all but i do find it funny how he keeps going "didn't i ban you?" like what does he mean by this?? seems like a needless bit of passive aggression lmao especially if its a mistake (meaning he didn't actually ban you prior to that point), and the fact that he does it multiple times is funny like did he forget or??

also obligatory "im also banned and have no idea why loool"
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#28
25 Frags +

I made a massive mistake and forgot one of my favorite clips
editing in "tf2bers" in the proper chronological order. Apologies for completely changing the context of the post with this inclusion

I made a massive mistake and forgot one of my favorite clips
editing in "tf2bers" in the proper chronological order. Apologies for completely changing the context of the post with this inclusion
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#29
2 Frags +

I have also been banned and to this day I have no clue what for.

I have also been banned and to this day I have no clue what for.
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#30
14 Frags +

b4nny tabbed out of his pub to ban me when he lost to yight in a 45 minute long faceit pug and i said "whats your excuse now"

b4nny tabbed out of his pub to ban me when he lost to yight in a 45 minute long faceit pug and i said "whats your excuse now"
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