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Weirdest People You've Encountered
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#91
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ComangliaAlso caught this guy raping a ~8-9yr old girl on a playground when we were 13 reported that shit to the police and nothing happened and I got chewed out by his family. This was 11 years ago and never fully looked into by police

this isn't just weird, this is fucked

Vryktionnot saying that every school does this, but chances are a guidance counsellor or someone else sees an opportunity for her to turn it around. that or the teachers are just sympathetic and dont want her to get into even more shit by getting expelled or going to juvie.

you would think after 5 times of being suspended for things ranging from drug charges to assault (in the span of 1.5 years) a guidance counselor would decide they can't turn them around.

[quote=Comanglia]Also caught this guy raping a ~8-9yr old girl on a playground when we were 13 reported that shit to the police and nothing happened and I got chewed out by his family. This was 11 years ago and never fully looked into by police[/quote]
this isn't just weird, this is fucked

[quote=Vryktion]
not saying that every school does this, but chances are a guidance counsellor or someone else sees an opportunity for her to turn it around. that or the teachers are just sympathetic and dont want her to get into even more shit by getting expelled or going to juvie.[/quote]

you would think after 5 times of being suspended for things ranging from drug charges to assault (in the span of 1.5 years) a guidance counselor would decide they can't turn them around.
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#92
2 Frags +

[h][/h]
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#93
-15 Frags +

Me myself

Me myself
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#94
4 Frags +

There is a guy that works with me and he’s got some weird ducks fetish. Hes really into ducks. He posts pictures of ducks and memes with them on his facebook, also talks a lot about them.

There is a guy that works with me and he’s got some weird ducks fetish. Hes really into ducks. He posts pictures of ducks and memes with them on his facebook, also talks a lot about them.
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#95
30 Frags +
spammyhThere is a guy that works with me and he’s got some weird ducks fetish. Hes really into ducks. He posts pictures of ducks and memes with them on his facebook, also talks a lot about them.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/jimmyneutron/images/1/10/Hugh_Neutron2-0.png/revision/latest?cb=20180219044623

[quote=spammyh]There is a guy that works with me and he’s got some weird ducks fetish. Hes really into ducks. He posts pictures of ducks and memes with them on his facebook, also talks a lot about them.[/quote]
[img]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/jimmyneutron/images/1/10/Hugh_Neutron2-0.png/revision/latest?cb=20180219044623[/img]
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#96
1 Frags +

there was this one guy who challenged me to mge after he got really angry i beat him in a scrim. strange bloke.

there was this one guy who challenged me to mge after he got really angry i beat him in a scrim. strange bloke.
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#97
24 Frags +

when i shared a hotel room with freestate at gxl he shook me awake at 4 am after a night of heavy drinking to take a picture of him pretending to sleep. It was really weird because he had drawn on his own face with marker like he had passed out at a party, but he had also put on makeup. Not like a ton, but he definitely had eyeliner and blush on underneath the marker. I took a few pics, mostly because it was just so surreal I kinda thought I was in a dream, but when I got up a few hours later he had sent me one of the pictures and said "don't show this to anyone and definitely don't post it on tftv". he didn't say anything else about it and all the marker and makeup was washed off when I finally got up

he never said anything afterwards and i deleted the picture on the drive home. Weird guy. really good at tf2 though, I miss him.

when i shared a hotel room with freestate at gxl he shook me awake at 4 am after a night of heavy drinking to take a picture of him pretending to sleep. It was really weird because he had drawn on his own face with marker like he had passed out at a party, but he had also put on makeup. Not like a ton, but he definitely had eyeliner and blush on underneath the marker. I took a few pics, mostly because it was just so surreal I kinda thought I was in a dream, but when I got up a few hours later he had sent me one of the pictures and said "don't show this to anyone and definitely don't post it on tftv". he didn't say anything else about it and all the marker and makeup was washed off when I finally got up

he never said anything afterwards and i deleted the picture on the drive home. Weird guy. really good at tf2 though, I miss him.
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#98
2 Frags +

earthworker

earthworker
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#99
10 Frags +

some skinny junkie in his 50s who wore a grey coat every day ran around my highschool asking students for money so he could buy "lunch", whenever we said that we didn't have any he'd pat our back and go "IT'S COOL, YOUNG MAN" and sprint away, one classmate told me he saw the guy pick up a gum-covered cigarette from the street floor, cleaned it up and shouted "TODAY IS MY LUCKY DAY" and placed it in a box filled with other cigarettes.

some skinny junkie in his 50s who wore a grey coat every day ran around my highschool asking students for money so he could buy "lunch", whenever we said that we didn't have any he'd pat our back and go "IT'S COOL, YOUNG MAN" and sprint away, one classmate told me he saw the guy pick up a gum-covered cigarette from the street floor, cleaned it up and shouted "TODAY IS MY LUCKY DAY" and placed it in a box filled with other cigarettes.
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#100
11 Frags +
Spannssome skinny junkie in his 50s who wore a grey coat every day ran around my highschool asking students for money so he could buy "lunch", whenever we said that we didn't have any he'd pat our back and go "IT'S COOL, YOUNG MAN" and sprint away, one classmate told me he saw the guy pick up a gum-covered cigarette from the street floor, cleaned it up and shouted "TODAY IS MY LUCKY DAY" and placed it in a box filled with other cigarettes.

thats fuxx

[quote=Spanns]some skinny junkie in his 50s who wore a grey coat every day ran around my highschool asking students for money so he could buy "lunch", whenever we said that we didn't have any he'd pat our back and go "IT'S COOL, YOUNG MAN" and sprint away, one classmate told me he saw the guy pick up a gum-covered cigarette from the street floor, cleaned it up and shouted "TODAY IS MY LUCKY DAY" and placed it in a box filled with other cigarettes.[/quote]
thats fuxx
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#101
2 Frags +

There's this guy called "Fast" Eddie Lafferty that always busks down in the middle of Dundee that's there pretty much every day with his harmonica, sorta just stomping and playing and sorta singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbiH-gvKTWA
He usually looks a bit more homeless than in that video.

https://i.imgur.com/Vv6Fne0.png

Also this woman that's called Guitar Wifey in Aberdeen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in7asL-NRK4
I've only see her play on a Dora the Explorer guitar, story I've been told is that she broke her old one and a student bought her a new one.

Think they're both great in their own way even though they're a bit mental.

There's this guy called "Fast" Eddie Lafferty that always busks down in the middle of Dundee that's there pretty much every day with his harmonica, sorta just stomping and playing and sorta singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbiH-gvKTWA
He usually looks a bit more homeless than in that video.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/Vv6Fne0.png[/img]

Also this woman that's called Guitar Wifey in Aberdeen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in7asL-NRK4
I've only see her play on a Dora the Explorer guitar, story I've been told is that she broke her old one and a student bought her a new one.

Think they're both great in their own way even though they're a bit mental.
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#102
2 Frags +
SpyromancerI actually know a Roger Moore IRL. Late 50's, too.
I'll ask him what his opinion is on Skial next time I see him.

can i get a follow up on this

[quote=Spyromancer]I actually know a Roger Moore IRL. Late 50's, too.
I'll ask him what his opinion is on Skial next time I see him.[/quote]

can i get a follow up on this
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#103
22 Frags +

i met seeds at lan and he tried to get me to drink something that was yellow and wouldnt tell me what it was.

i met seeds at lan and he tried to get me to drink something that was yellow and wouldnt tell me what it was.
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#104
3 Frags +
ballzyThere's this guy called "Fast" Eddie Lafferty that always busks down in the middle of Dundee that's there pretty much every day with his harmonica, sorta just stomping and playing and sorta singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbiH-gvKTWA
He usually looks a bit more homeless than in that video.
https://i.imgur.com/Vv6Fne0.png

Also this woman that's called Guitar Wifey in Aberdeen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in7asL-NRK4
I've only see her play on a Dora the Explorer guitar, story I've been told is that she broke her old one and a student bought her a new one.

Think they're both great in their own way even though they're a bit mental.

junkies are the worlds best gift

[quote=ballzy]There's this guy called "Fast" Eddie Lafferty that always busks down in the middle of Dundee that's there pretty much every day with his harmonica, sorta just stomping and playing and sorta singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbiH-gvKTWA
He usually looks a bit more homeless than in that video.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/Vv6Fne0.png[/img]

Also this woman that's called Guitar Wifey in Aberdeen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in7asL-NRK4
I've only see her play on a Dora the Explorer guitar, story I've been told is that she broke her old one and a student bought her a new one.

Think they're both great in their own way even though they're a bit mental.[/quote]
junkies are the worlds best gift
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#105
17 Frags +
caaaaaaaaati met seeds at lan and he tried to get me to drink something that was yellow and wouldnt tell me what it was.

https://i.imgur.com/RfeQ1YR.png

[quote=caaaaaaaaat]i met seeds at lan and he tried to get me to drink something that was yellow and wouldnt tell me what it was.[/quote]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/RfeQ1YR.png[/img]
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#106
5 Frags +

who is that?

who is that?
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#107
20 Frags +
caaaaaaaaatwho is that?

https://i.imgur.com/ZXHGeyq.png

[quote=caaaaaaaaat]who is that?[/quote]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/ZXHGeyq.png[/img]
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#108
7 Frags +

enough okay.

enough okay.
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#109
2 Frags +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjfspM5sDIA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjfspM5sDIA
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#110
2 Frags +
spammyhThere is a guy that works with me and he’s got some weird ducks fetish. Hes really into ducks. He posts pictures of ducks and memes with them on his facebook, also talks a lot about them.

https://old.reddit.com/user/fuckswithducks

its 100% this dude man

[quote=spammyh]There is a guy that works with me and he’s got some weird ducks fetish. Hes really into ducks. He posts pictures of ducks and memes with them on his facebook, also talks a lot about them.[/quote]

https://old.reddit.com/user/fuckswithducks

its 100% this dude man
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#111
Momentum Mod
4 Frags +

When I was young I dated this girl that I later found out to be in a cult that regularly does blood pacts and that she thought she was a werewolf. Turns out she was cheating on me the whole time we were dating too. I feel like she asked me out to recruit me or smth

I haven't really met any outstandingly weird Canadians tbh; she was American.

When I was young I dated this girl that I later found out to be in a cult that regularly does blood pacts and that she thought she was a werewolf. Turns out she was cheating on me the whole time we were dating too. I feel like she asked me out to recruit me or smth

I haven't really met any outstandingly weird Canadians tbh; she was American.
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#112
3 Frags +

tojo

tojo
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#113
tf2pickup.org
1 Frags +

i was closing with my mexican manager and these two kids came in at like 1 am.
they had came around for an order and we did what we do and then they're off.
ok cool
they come back like 5 minutes later and they demanded that they did not receive their drink. Okay cool, pull up. At the window, we discovered that they never did order a drink. So they're complaining and all and eventually one of them said to my manager "you're a fucking ni*ger" and left.

im still confused to this day about that person, I hope they're doing well.

i was closing with my mexican manager and these two kids came in at like 1 am.
they had came around for an order and we did what we do and then they're off.
ok cool
they come back like 5 minutes later and they demanded that they did not receive their drink. Okay cool, pull up. At the window, we discovered that they never did order a drink. So they're complaining and all and eventually one of them said to my manager "you're a fucking ni*ger" and left.

im still confused to this day about that person, I hope they're doing well.
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#114
7 Frags +

i dropped a penny at the mall once and this fat old lady sprint waddled over and picked it up then just disappeared

i dropped a penny at the mall once and this fat old lady sprint waddled over and picked it up then just disappeared
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#115
0 Frags +

saw a chick in school a lot who'd wear a tail

years later after this community has changed me i now start questioning how that tail is ... "attached"

saw a chick in school a lot who'd wear a tail

years later after this community has changed me i now start questioning how that tail is ... "attached"
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#116
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myself tbh

myself tbh
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#117
6 Frags +

One of the girls in a science class of mine would laugh maniacally like a cartoon villain and swing scissors around. We were using knives for dissection and she did the same thing but got thrown out bc the teacher was tired of her shit. She also poked people with pencils and tried to start fires by banging rocks together during recess. Honestly she was pretyy normal so long as the conversational topics did not include sharp objects or fires and you overlooked the fact that she wore camo every day.

One of the girls in a science class of mine would laugh maniacally like a cartoon villain and swing scissors around. We were using knives for dissection and she did the same thing but got thrown out bc the teacher was tired of her shit. She also poked people with pencils and tried to start fires by banging rocks together during recess. Honestly she was pretyy normal so long as the conversational topics did not include sharp objects or fires and you overlooked the fact that she wore camo every day.
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#118
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#119
5 Frags +

The guy in this video lives in my area

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inM9zjoKJFg

The guy in this video lives in my area

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inM9zjoKJFg[/youtube]
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#120
1 Frags +
a bit of followup on comment #47

Roger doesn't play Skial anymore (last seen 3 months ago) and I don't play on that server anymore either. I don't know if he still plays TF2 but if anyone ever encounters him, be nice. I hope he didn't quit because of the harassment and he's doing well wherever he is :)

lighthouseSpyromancerI actually know a Roger Moore IRL. Late 50's, too.
I'll ask him what his opinion is on Skial next time I see him.
can i get a follow up on this

Though Roger would occasionally play both EU and NA servers I think he is european (voice chat accent in that youtube video of him sounds german/swiss?) and he had low ping to EU.
Would've been pretty amazing though

random story

Back in highschool a new kid once thought a friend of mine (who did a lot of fighting sports) was going to kick his ass. Sad case of children spreading rumors to a new kid to frighten them. idk why. kids are stupid

We were around 14 to 15 at the time but my friend probably could've easily taken out an adult if he wanted to. He was a chill guy though and would never start a fight himself.
The rumor was spread on a Friday that the fight would happen on Monday.

Monday arrives and the new kid had made some Assassin's Creed type hidden blade attached to his wrist made of rubber bands and stuff. But for obvious reasons he'd never use a real knife so he'd used one of those shitty white plastic knives from the school kitchen.

At this point the entire school knew about the "fight". A crowd had gathered around the new kid. My friend was just kinda confused why they involved him in this and ignored the entire parade. Nothing happened that day, but oddly enough it gave the new kid somewhat of a confidence boost and he could hang out with the popular kids for a while after that

Not the weirdest person I've encountered by any means but probably one of the weirder sequence of events I've seen happen

[quote=a bit of followup on comment #47][/quote]
Roger doesn't play Skial anymore (last seen 3 months ago) and I don't play on that server anymore either. I don't know if he still plays TF2 but if anyone ever encounters him, be nice. I hope he didn't quit because of the harassment and he's doing well wherever he is :)

[quote=lighthouse][quote=Spyromancer]I actually know a Roger Moore IRL. Late 50's, too.
I'll ask him what his opinion is on Skial next time I see him.[/quote]
can i get a follow up on this[/quote]
Though Roger would occasionally play both EU and NA servers I think he is european (voice chat accent in that youtube video of him sounds german/swiss?) and he had low ping to EU.
Would've been pretty amazing though

[quote=random story][/quote]
Back in highschool a new kid once thought a friend of mine (who did a lot of fighting sports) was going to kick his ass. Sad case of children spreading rumors to a new kid to frighten them. idk why. kids are stupid

We were around 14 to 15 at the time but my friend probably could've easily taken out an adult if he wanted to. He was a chill guy though and would never start a fight himself.
The rumor was spread on a Friday that the fight would happen on Monday.

Monday arrives and the new kid had made some Assassin's Creed type hidden blade attached to his wrist made of rubber bands and stuff. But for obvious reasons he'd never use a real knife so he'd used one of those shitty white plastic knives from the school kitchen.

At this point the entire school knew about the "fight". A crowd had gathered around the new kid. My friend was just kinda confused why they involved him in this and ignored the entire parade. Nothing happened that day, but oddly enough it gave the new kid somewhat of a confidence boost and he could hang out with the popular kids for a while after that

Not the weirdest person I've encountered by any means but probably one of the weirder sequence of events I've seen happen
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