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mumble comm quirks
91
#91
8 Frags +
Nurseyif a scout every randomly runs in and two shot me i sometimes say "fucking shrugger" no matter who that scout is

back when i was one the team it was
"connor what are you doing you let thast scout kill me!!!!!!!!!!!"

[quote=Nursey]if a scout every randomly runs in and two shot me i sometimes say "fucking shrugger" no matter who that scout is[/quote]
back when i was one the team it was
"connor what are you doing you let thast scout kill me!!!!!!!!!!!"
92
#92
10 Frags +
EntropyTFI often call damage by insulting the enemy players. The more savage the more they took. I even do it playing against friends so I dunno.

me: "Entropy dont feed"
entropy "NO"
me: "Entropy please just hold last"
entropy "im fucking raping these idiots"
team: "entropy dont fucking feed"
team: "entropy why the fuck did you feed"

[quote=EntropyTF]I often call damage by insulting the enemy players. The more savage the more they took. I even do it playing against friends so I dunno.[/quote]

me: "Entropy dont feed"
entropy "NO"
me: "Entropy please just hold last"
entropy "im fucking raping these idiots"
team: "entropy dont fucking feed"
team: "entropy why the fuck did you feed"
93
#93
-5 Frags +

I'm a god don't even worry about it.

I'm a god don't even worry about it.
94
#94
33 Frags +

6v1

i've seen you win these

6v1

i've [i]seen[/i] you win these
95
#95
13 Frags +

med got a saw
nvm 2 saws

med got a saw
nvm 2 saws
96
#96
37 Frags +

come with me child/my child
kill this child/idiot
how is this child/idiot not being punished
punish this child/idiot
why arent you punishing him
i'm fucking them! :3
why/how am i alone
where is our medic
why dont you push
wtf how did you die??
why do you all die when i die
what is happening
(god damnit) he doesn't deserve/lucky bitch/i hate you guys/this fucking zombie

come with me child/my child
kill this child/idiot
how is this child/idiot not being punished
punish this child/idiot
why arent you punishing him
i'm fucking them! :3
why/how am i alone
where is our medic
why dont you push
wtf how did you die??
why do you all die when i die
what is happening
(god damnit) he doesn't deserve/lucky bitch/i hate you guys/this fucking zombie
97
#97
15 Frags +

a guide to why i'm sometimes a bad caller

what I said = translation

"fuck." = "I'm dead"
"FUCK" = "I hit the guy for 150"
"FUCK!!!!" = "What the fuck that med didn't pop are you fucking kidding me I did 148 damage jesus christ this retard."
"scouts lit" = "scouts hit 40"
"demos lit" = "demos hit 195"
"roamers lit" = "pockets hit 200, he's still being healed"
"Goin sniper" = "i've been on sniper for like 5 minutes already, i figured i'd call it now"

a guide to why i'm sometimes a bad caller

what I said = translation

"fuck." = "I'm dead"
"FUCK" = "I hit the guy for 150"
"FUCK!!!!" = "What the fuck that med didn't pop are you fucking kidding me I did 148 damage jesus christ this retard."
"scouts lit" = "scouts hit 40"
"demos lit" = "demos hit 195"
"roamers lit" = "pockets hit 200, he's still being healed"
"Goin sniper" = "i've been on sniper for like 5 minutes already, i figured i'd call it now"
98
#98
4 Frags +

"im gonna go jump in and die"
"im dead demo took 50"

"how the fuck is he not dead i hit him with 3 directs" when i hit someone with 1 direct, 1 splash rocket, then miss the third one

"scout took 100" when in reality he took like 60

me for the entirety of last season :<

"im gonna go jump in and die"
"im dead demo took 50"

"how the fuck is he not dead i hit him with 3 directs" when i hit someone with 1 direct, 1 splash rocket, then miss the third one

"scout took 100" when in reality he took like 60

me for the entirety of last season :<
99
#99
1 Frags +

"why is he there?!?!"

"thats actually so retarded"

"god i hate (said item)"

"why is he there?!?!"

"thats actually so retarded"

"god i hate (said item)"
100
#100
11 Frags +

"he's lit, oh nvm he got the pack"

"he's lit, oh nvm he got the pack"
101
#101
0 Frags +

whenever I deal a lot of damage I say "he's literally 2 health." and instead of calling for an uber I say "Let's go kill things."

If anything took between 45 or 110 I automatically call "He's hit 80"
Also will run in and die and call "They're all distracted, push." Which usually results in my team wiping

whenever I deal a lot of damage I say "he's literally 2 health." and instead of calling for an uber I say "Let's go kill things."

If anything took between 45 or 110 I automatically call "He's hit 80"
Also will run in and die and call "They're all distracted, push." Which usually results in my team wiping
102
#102
7 Frags +

"20,000 leagues under the mid point"
"hold on, i have to get ammo"
"fuck i only have 2 rockets"
"scouts molested"
"god fucking damn it why is he there"
"let's go, fat solo" *proceeds to miss every rocket and beef jumping high ground twice*

"20,000 leagues under the mid point"
"hold on, i have to get ammo"
"fuck i only have 2 rockets"
"scouts molested"
"god fucking damn it why is he there"
"let's go, fat solo" *proceeds to miss every rocket and beef jumping high ground twice*
103
#103
-4 Frags +

i took him to pound town/own zone

i took him to pound town/own zone
104
#104
12 Frags +

"Dude I almost hit an air shot!!!"

"Dude I almost hit an air shot!!!"
105
#105
5 Frags +

"im 1v1ing the med"
followed by
"med killed me and got 2 saws"
whenever i play scout

"im 1v1ing the med"
followed by
"med killed me and got 2 saws"
whenever i play scout
106
#106
5 Frags +

i've got a couple of callouts that i say more than i should.
Rape Cavern- Water, Gully Last
Frolic- Flowers, Sunshine
Angel- Panic Room, Process
X- Bridge/Cross, Badlands

I also sometimes(90% of the time) mix up my rights and my lefts or occasionally i'll just fuck up areas.
Examples include:
Mixing Sewer/IT on process
Mixing Shutter/Rollout on process
Mixing Shutter/Dungeon/Upper on Sunshine
Being a general fuckup on badlands mid

I also often do the exact opposite of what i say.
Also i say sneeze on point or sneeze on him when the point is near capped or someone is hurt.

i've got a couple of callouts that i say more than i should.
Rape Cavern- Water, Gully Last
Frolic- Flowers, Sunshine
Angel- Panic Room, Process
X- Bridge/Cross, Badlands

I also sometimes(90% of the time) mix up my rights and my lefts or occasionally i'll just fuck up areas.
Examples include:
Mixing Sewer/IT on process
Mixing Shutter/Rollout on process
Mixing Shutter/Dungeon/Upper on Sunshine
Being a general fuckup on badlands mid

I also often do the exact opposite of what i say.
Also i say sneeze on point or sneeze on him when the point is near capped or someone is hurt.
107
#107
11 Frags +

"look at his dick" - evolved from "GUY'S SO WEAK LOOK AT HIS DICK AND HE'LL DIE"
"wHAT'S He doING" - enemy flank gamer made a good flank
"im jumping" - fuck you med i love gunboats pocket meta
"solly took an airshot" - i know exactly how much damage i did but the airshot bit is more important

"look at his dick" - evolved from "GUY'S SO WEAK LOOK AT HIS DICK AND HE'LL DIE"
"wHAT'S He doING" - enemy flank gamer made a good flank
"im jumping" - fuck you med i love gunboats pocket meta
"solly took an airshot" - i know exactly how much damage i did but the airshot bit is more important
108
#108
12 Frags +

not mine but i like when people try to analyze why they lost a fight but instead of calling someone out and offending them they just say "i dont know man"

not mine but i like when people try to analyze why they lost a fight but instead of calling someone out and offending them they just say "i dont know man"
109
#109
0 Frags +

i have trouble coming up with new ways to tell my team i fed

i have trouble coming up with new ways to tell my team i fed
110
#110
10 Frags +

oh i forgot the classic "THEIR WHOLE TEAM'S FLANK" or "THEY'RE ALL IN CHOKE" when in reality it's no more than a medic and a few other players

oh i forgot the classic "THEIR WHOLE TEAM'S FLANK" or "THEY'RE ALL IN CHOKE" when in reality it's no more than a medic and a few other players
111
#111
0 Frags +

'he took a million'
'they each took 100 million'

'theres a guy on the dick'
'hes on the dick'

'he took a million'
'they each took 100 million'

'theres a guy on the dick'
'hes on the dick'
112
#112
12 Frags +
alder"i'm in, med took 90, i'm down, med didn't pop"

http://i.imgur.com/I4gkXNb.webm

[quote=alder]"i'm in, med took 90, i'm down, med didn't pop"[/quote]
http://i.imgur.com/I4gkXNb.webm
113
#113
3 Frags +

*my roommate in the background*
"BRIMSTONE IS A FAGGOT"

*my roommate in the background*
"BRIMSTONE IS A FAGGOT"
114
#114
3 Frags +

smashy would play the sunday night football theme song before every game

when i was on kevin's team we all used "pwned" whenever someone was lit

smashy would play the sunday night football theme song before every game

when i was on kevin's team we all used "pwned" whenever someone was lit
115
#115
2 Frags +

"this guy is the greatest fucking player to ever live"

"he's literally a ghost"

"this guy is the greatest fucking player to ever live"

"he's literally a ghost"
116
#116
-6 Frags +

"im gunna go kill med. i fed meds not hit."
"IM FUCKING OWNING THEM HELP ME" *hits 3 30dmg shots*
"i have fucking 200 ping im tilted"
"can you guys actually fucking do something im hitting them for x damage and ur just dying"
"what is this fag doing dude hes literally autistic" *im the one who fed*
"look out for a downy i swear hes behind us"

"im gunna go kill med. i fed meds not hit."
"IM FUCKING OWNING THEM HELP ME" *hits 3 30dmg shots*
"i have fucking 200 ping im tilted"
"can you guys actually fucking do something im hitting them for x damage and ur just dying"
"what is this fag doing dude hes literally autistic" *im the one who fed*
"look out for a downy i swear hes behind us"
117
#117
6 Frags +

"hes lit, nope he got arrowed"

"he got ARROWED wtf?"

etc

"hes lit, nope he got arrowed"

"he got ARROWED wtf?"

etc
118
#118
7 Frags +

For example:
When I hit a med for 40 and a scout for 80 I sometimes just say the average of both and call
"Scout and Med took 60"

I dont know why

For example:
When I hit a med for 40 and a scout for 80 I sometimes just say the average of both and call
"Scout and Med took 60"

I dont know why
119
#119
4 Frags +

mumble consists of saying "my dude" a lot

and me saying "im laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagging"

mumble consists of saying "my dude" a lot

and me saying "im laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagging"
120
#120
4 Frags +

I'm the worst when airshots are involved

(rocket in the air, looks to be on track) *audible sharp inhalation* while, for some reason, holding my ptt key
(rocket hits) "AOOHHAHAAAH"
(48 damage) "OH MY GOD THE DEMO IS DESTROYED"
(dead, spectating the remaining players in a fight they've clearly already lost) "You guys got this!"
(team wipe :/)

I'm the worst when airshots are involved

(rocket in the air, looks to be on track) *audible sharp inhalation* while, for some reason, holding my ptt key
(rocket hits) "AOOHHAHAAAH"
(48 damage) "OH MY GOD THE DEMO IS DESTROYED"
(dead, spectating the remaining players in a fight they've clearly already lost) "You guys got this!"
(team wipe :/)
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