I got fired from a job I loved on some bullshit (real life homosexual coworker who used to flirt with me ((50 year old man btw)) became my boss decided he didn't like me anymore and got me fired), BUT I qualify for unemployment due to the nature of it all. I've never had government assistance for anything bcus I never qualified for one reason or another, so having my bills paid in this current job market is honestly such a fucking relief. Rare Michigan/USA W.

why is habib banned lolz

Equip 4-8 cock rings to elongate your balls prior to entering the sauna. Report back.

oh so Im washed and nobody want me

I won adv on soldier during a mickey cheater season, prob cant play that in not invite unless we lose quals
Would be very down to play invite and buckle down to relearn 6s, when I pug I do Feel like I still Got it. Timing is there but the mechies arent (yet), but I am raw Af sometimes even with 0hrs 2/weeks
down to maybe medic for the right playas
disc: 1tojo

I would just like to remind everyone that in season 18 of esea (my first big comp 6's season), trip, safrix, blues, kanon, muffinz and whoever else beat a team of woodpig adjacent literal invite sandbaggers in esea open grandfinals. Most of those players went on to be invite playoff caliber like less than 3 years later. If I'm not mistaken it was most of their first or 2nd seasons so

idk grow up babies, back in the day if you wanted to win your shitty div you were competing against john milter and 5 other 30 year old virgins (respectfully)

diesel jetta in le epic motor city, unironically $67

Killer Instinct.

I have been loving it lately, dare I say addicted. Little nerd essay for anyone who hasn't tried it or played it in a while.

also for reference, I have At Least scraped above 1k hours in tf2(obv), cs, siege, dota and league. So I like these sorta super greasy nerd games (and I swear I lead a fulfilling life outside of computer)

The movement has a skill ceiling and floor that At first seems low on both ends, but after breaking some personal plateaus I've found its very rewarding and difficult to squeeze the max momentum you can out of rotating between lanes/chasing and escaping. Chaining wall jumps and dashes to get to vents, or to go on the top of buildings makes it feel like a new game. Also juking around while waiting for ability CD's is super fun and can allow for crazy 1vX's if ur raw as hell.

The new heroes are all a bit overtuned, mostly in health/resistances/sustain. I'll often see players get rewarded for investing like <5k in green items while just stacking purple/orange on the new guys. Hopefully that'll be fixed with time, but rn don't be surprised when your game is rolled by Apollo or Graves just rushing good damage/sustain items and somehow being tankier than your Abrams.

Farming efficiency, like any moba, has a very high ceiling with running boxes/slot machines between waves, learning the spawn timers will instantly make you better than your noobert peers (2 minutes for boxes and small camps, 5 minutes bridge buffs, 8 minute "sinners" or slot machines iirc)

Every hero has a lot of build freedom honestly. While there are undeniable meta builds for certain heroes, you can definitely do some "troll" builds, and as long as you're executing the idea in your head of What makes the items good with your guy, you can be insanely effective. Even at somewhat high elo.

For the longest time team fights felt like visual clutter and just chaos. I can happily say at the 300 hour mark, I'm finally able to process what spells I need to worry about in a 12 player fight, who I should be focusing, what abilities my teammates have that I need to wait/combo with, what items need to be used before I can be effective, etc etc etc

Final thoughts; at the end of the day, it's definitely a moba before anything. I played a 52 minute game last night that ended because one guy getting caught lazily pushing waves. Being on the receiving end of that is enough to make someone uninstall, it requires a certain type of tism to get past the pains of the game. You Will play games where you're snowballing, poised to carry epically, and then the enemy team itemizes and plays to counter you perfectly. It sucks. But even when that happens, you probably made at least 20+ glaring mistakes, some probably game losing. and that's cool to me.
The game has so many counter items to counter other counter items, it's genuinely endlessly sweaty in the shit you can do, Which honestly is a turn on or turn off depending on what kinda games you like.
Like any game, it's infinitely more fun to play/learn with friends, so do that.
and feel free to add me, I've been so nerded out abt this game. I have a playing with noobs alt and will gladly share my limited retard knowledge B)

I will say the things I hear playing pick up basketball are not far/worse than the average pug lol
competitive anything makes men flex egos

wait reread ur post, yeah teammates are usually supportive and cool in any irl sport

Owosso Michigan has the best thrift store I’ve ever been to, shout out

6th place champion

shoot at the floor or the other guy : )

U really don’t play about a big bite and I love that for u

same but NA, it was so cool to play ESEA open and be on one team out of like 80+