when I was a team captain in open I would schedule late because I had to go to class and when I couldn't find people I would give other team leads a key to bait their scrims and scrim me instead

I scammed / sharked unusuals from new players back in 2013-2015

in like 2014 i found a guy with a homebrew trade bot that could be fucked with a bit to just give me all of its inventory for free
i stole like 9 keys worth before i felt bad and then when the owner of the bot added me i talked to him for like 5 mins and then blocked him out of shame :(

i said "its free" full well knowing my combo would get raped at choke so id get a med pick

i played on a team with jaguarfiend (before #thatvideo dropped but still)

play with prograde's team at rgb 5

I speedhacked as heavy and got banned from the no heroes server network In 2009

stole fans items and would keep hold of them to play with for a week before giving back in like 2021

i did too after the video but i didnt know it existed and then someone showed me and i tried to explain to him why thats not a good look and he doubled down

I'm out of the loop, what's the video? There was a guy called Jaguar that used to coach my amateur team and I'm confused if it's the same guy

I regret to inform my fans that, while my discord profile pic is very handsome, this is not actually me, as much as i may claim that it is ( https://i.imgur.com/BoDOdJc.png )

I played with alts and helped them smurf

unplugged my ethernet cable in pregame and told my team the power went out. (i wanted to sleep)
also i once accepted a key from antlers to bait one of my scrims.

messaged some guy i didn't like to play a scrim knowing full well i didn't have a team and had no intention to play, sent him a connect and everything. when he messaged me wondering when we were coming i just blocked him

I lie about my damage numbers so my team pushes and to hide the fact that I'm not good at the game.

i cheated to get 95% accuracy

i got my teammate (roster rider/manager) to organise scrims against our opponents for that weeks official posing as another team only to bait them last minute so they wouldnt get to practice against us

When I see 11/12 in the mix queue whilst I am on the train home from work I join the queue channel on my phone to make them think they have their 12th gamer. But I just say "sorry I am just here to announce that I can't mix" and then I leave/get kicked.

think there were worse sins you could have confessed to

when I was on a 6s team with Br0nze he gave me FTP access to his server to host tf2lobbies

like a year later I had a highlander match on gravelpit against bpm who used the same server, so I used the FTP access to watch their scrim demo and figure out exactly where they held B and antistratted them

we capped all 3 points in like 2:18

1. forgot which lan it was but a friend was thirsty so instead of paying for drinks, he snuck into the back of the venue and stole a bunch of gatorades. I watched the door.

2. main happenings thread

Told Pumpkin I was ready to sack on metal last when he sapped the gun on spy

Needless to say I did not sack and just sat there :^)