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Witness Gaming testifies before the Invite jury
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September 11, 2020

Witness Gaming are a group of American players, charged with attempting to capture an endangered b3arodactyl, who has left his Pocket role, and his NEET lifestyle to focus on his studies.

First to the stand is Combo Scout yosh, a grizzled veteran with many an invite campaign under his belt, most recently in season 2 with Ford Gaming. Last season he took a bit of a break, playing Demoman (and a whole lot of Sniper) in Div-1 with barbancle.

Next up, the flank duo: Roamer Walrex and Scout smilez. Both alumni of last season's Div-1 6th place babe it's 10 pm, the two will be reappearing on the flank season for season 4. While Walrex has placed highly in Main and Advanced rosters for the last few seasons, smilez has been on somewhat of a hiatus. Prior to his aforementioned season 3 team, he hasn't been rostered since ESEA season 24, where he played IM.

Figure 1: A b3arodactyl in it's natural habitat (photo by Ness "uberchain" Delacroix and Jasmine "jasbutts" Ho)

Circling back to the combo, another Div-1 duet makes itself known in Pocket Rio, and Demoman SIN K4RMA. Last season the two led Destructive Criticism on an incredible lower bracket run in Div-1, only to fall just short, leaving the podium with silver medals. This stage is nothing new to Rio, having had a taste of Invite back in ESEA season 30 with Kings Crew. SIN K4RMA on the other hand, has been one of the fastest rising players in North America. After going even in Open for his season 29 debut, and bottoming out in IM the next season, SIN K4RMA seized on the transition to RGL, going 8-8 in Intermediate, winning Main with Sword Art on9 Survivors, and falling just short of a Div-1 title over just those three seasons.

Last but not least, virgil will head the team on Medic. virgil has toured Advanced and Main for the last couple of seasons, and was another member of babe, it's 10 pm. Being the team's captain, we were able to ask for her thoughts on the team.

Honestly all i have to say i think is that sin is coming straight for b4nny

Awaiting their verdict for the season, Witness Gaming are:

  • Scout: yosh
  • Scout: smilez
  • Roamer: Walrex
  • Pocket: Rio
  • Demoman: SIN K4RMA
  • Medic: virgil
  • Coach: b3arodactyl
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https://i.imgur.com/IvgSGob.jpg

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the boys and virgil

the boys and virgil
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https://i.imgur.com/70fwjL9.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/70fwjL9.jpg
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BEARODACTYL AS COACH!? WAT DE FAK!!!

seriously im about to cry this is too brilliant. i thought hhhwrd and lolguy were gonna win, but now they have a rival. i wanna see them fight this season! I NEED TO SEE IT!!!

BEARODACTYL AS COACH!? WAT DE FAK!!!

seriously im about to cry this is too brilliant. i thought hhhwrd and lolguy were gonna win, but now they have a rival. i wanna see them fight this season! I NEED TO SEE IT!!!
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cre-8BEARODACTYL AS COACH!? WAT DE FAK!!!

seriously im about to cry this is too brilliant. i thought hhhwrd and lolguy were gonna win, but now they have a rival. i wanna see them fight this season! I NEED TO SEE IT!!!

lol

[quote=cre-8]BEARODACTYL AS COACH!? WAT DE FAK!!!

seriously im about to cry this is too brilliant. i thought hhhwrd and lolguy were gonna win, but now they have a rival. i wanna see them fight this season! I NEED TO SEE IT!!![/quote]
lol
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go rio

go rio
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go team zoomer!

go team zoomer!
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https://i.imgur.com/Mz69hZd.png

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im no expert but im pretty sure sin karmas name should have a couple more letters in it??

anyways, big fan of yosh

im no expert but im pretty sure sin karmas name should have a couple more letters in it??

anyways, big fan of yosh
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sin k4rma lets fucking go

sin k4rma lets fucking go
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i refuse to be american

i refuse to be american
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super excited to be sponsoring these guys this season. Rio is a really good friend and mentor of mine, yosh and bear were really really cool to hang with at the BTS LAN Meet-up (sad to see bear go, GL IRL), and Virgil/Walrex/Sin are all gonna be hella exciting to watch grow and own!

glhf

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663526603606720532/745363202459828224/WitnessGaming_Logo.png

super excited to be sponsoring these guys this season. Rio is a really good friend and mentor of mine, yosh and bear were really really cool to hang with at the BTS LAN Meet-up (sad to see bear go, GL IRL), and Virgil/Walrex/Sin are all gonna be hella exciting to watch grow and own!

glhf

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/663526603606720532/745363202459828224/WitnessGaming_Logo.png[/img]
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just gonna say it's really cool that witness fully sponsors TF2 teams like this, grats guys

just gonna say it's really cool that witness fully sponsors TF2 teams like this, grats guys
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smilezBEAST

smilezBEAST
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GO BEST FRIEND!

GO BEST FRIEND!
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Sin Farma

Sin Farma
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walrex still owes me his sister's number

walrex still owes me his sister's number
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Bear lookin a bit like Shaggy

Bear lookin a bit like Shaggy
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go smileZ!

go smileZ!
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cre-8BEARODACTYL AS COACH!? WAT DE FAK!!!

seriously im about to cry this is too brilliant. i thought hhhwrd and lolguy were gonna win, but now they have a rival. i wanna see them fight this season! I NEED TO SEE IT!!!

i have no words.

[quote=cre-8]BEARODACTYL AS COACH!? WAT DE FAK!!!

seriously im about to cry this is too brilliant. i thought hhhwrd and lolguy were gonna win, but now they have a rival. i wanna see them fight this season! I NEED TO SEE IT!!![/quote]
i have no words.
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God virgil is such a noob

God virgil is such a noob
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GO VIRGIL

GO VIRGIL
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YAY SMILEZZZZZ! Goated

YAY SMILEZZZZZ! Goated
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GO WALREX !!!

GO WALREX !!!
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