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#1
0 Frags +

what are your favorite chatbinds? what situations do you like to use them in?

what are your favorite chatbinds? what situations do you like to use them in?
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#2
newbie.tf
6 Frags +

/r

/r
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#3
-7 Frags +

changing the toilet paper *does not cause brain damage*

changing the toilet paper *does not cause brain damage*
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#4
-9 Frags +

"haha google is better xD"

bind t "say Congratulations!! you are the 100th person to make this joke!!"

"haha google is better xD"

bind t "say Congratulations!! you are the 100th person to make this joke!!"
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#5
16 Frags +

bind [ trollCycle

alias faceCycle0 "say ░░░░▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄"
alias faceCycle1 "say ░░░░█░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▀▀▄"
alias faceCycle2 "say ░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒░░█"
alias faceCycle3 "say ░░█░░░░░░▄██▀▄▄░░░░░▄▄▄░░░█"
alias faceCycle4 "say ░▀▒▄▄▄▒░█▀▀▀▀▄▄█░░░██▄▄█░░░█"
alias faceCycle5 "say █▒█▒▄░▀▄▄▄▀░░░░░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒█"
alias faceCycle6 "say █▒█░█▀▄▄░░░░░█▀░░░░▀▄░░▄▀▀▀▄▒█"
alias faceCycle7 "say ░█▀▄░█▄░█▀▄▄░▀░▀▀░▄▄▀░░░░█░░█"
alias faceCycle8 "say ░░█░░▀▄▀█▄▄░█▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▀▀█▀██░█"
alias faceCycle9 "say ░░░█░░██░░▀█▄▄▄█▄▄█▄████░█"
alias faceCycle10 "say ░░░░█░░░▀▀▄░█░░░█░███████░█"
alias faceCycle11 "say ░░░░░▀▄░░░▀▀▄▄▄█▄█▄█▄█▄▀░░█"
alias faceCycle12 "say ░░░░░░░▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░█"
alias faceCycle13 "say ░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░█"
alias faceCycle14 "say ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░█"

alias trollCycle trollCycle0
alias trollCycle0 "faceCycle0; alias trollCycle trollCycle1"
alias trollCycle1 "faceCycle1; alias trollCycle trollCycle2"
alias trollCycle2 "faceCycle2; alias trollCycle trollCycle3"
alias trollCycle3 "faceCycle3; alias trollCycle trollCycle4"
alias trollCycle4 "faceCycle4; alias trollCycle trollCycle5"
alias trollCycle5 "faceCycle5; alias trollCycle trollCycle6"
alias trollCycle6 "faceCycle6; alias trollCycle trollCycle7"
alias trollCycle7 "faceCycle7; alias trollCycle trollCycle8"
alias trollCycle8 "faceCycle8; alias trollCycle trollCycle9"
alias trollCycle9 "faceCycle9; alias trollCycle trollCycle10"
alias trollCycle10 "faceCycle10; alias trollCycle trollCycle11"
alias trollCycle11 "faceCycle11; alias trollCycle trollCycle12"
alias trollCycle12 "faceCycle12; alias trollCycle trollCycle13"
alias trollCycle13 "faceCycle13; alias trollCycle trollCycle14"
alias trollCycle14 "faceCycle14; alias trollCycle trollCycle0"

bind [ trollCycle

alias faceCycle0 "say ░░░░▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄"
alias faceCycle1 "say ░░░░█░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▀▀▄"
alias faceCycle2 "say ░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒░░█"
alias faceCycle3 "say ░░█░░░░░░▄██▀▄▄░░░░░▄▄▄░░░█"
alias faceCycle4 "say ░▀▒▄▄▄▒░█▀▀▀▀▄▄█░░░██▄▄█░░░█"
alias faceCycle5 "say █▒█▒▄░▀▄▄▄▀░░░░░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒█"
alias faceCycle6 "say █▒█░█▀▄▄░░░░░█▀░░░░▀▄░░▄▀▀▀▄▒█"
alias faceCycle7 "say ░█▀▄░█▄░█▀▄▄░▀░▀▀░▄▄▀░░░░█░░█"
alias faceCycle8 "say ░░█░░▀▄▀█▄▄░█▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▀▀█▀██░█"
alias faceCycle9 "say ░░░█░░██░░▀█▄▄▄█▄▄█▄████░█"
alias faceCycle10 "say ░░░░█░░░▀▀▄░█░░░█░███████░█"
alias faceCycle11 "say ░░░░░▀▄░░░▀▀▄▄▄█▄█▄█▄█▄▀░░█"
alias faceCycle12 "say ░░░░░░░▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░█"
alias faceCycle13 "say ░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░█"
alias faceCycle14 "say ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░█"

alias trollCycle trollCycle0
alias trollCycle0 "faceCycle0; alias trollCycle trollCycle1"
alias trollCycle1 "faceCycle1; alias trollCycle trollCycle2"
alias trollCycle2 "faceCycle2; alias trollCycle trollCycle3"
alias trollCycle3 "faceCycle3; alias trollCycle trollCycle4"
alias trollCycle4 "faceCycle4; alias trollCycle trollCycle5"
alias trollCycle5 "faceCycle5; alias trollCycle trollCycle6"
alias trollCycle6 "faceCycle6; alias trollCycle trollCycle7"
alias trollCycle7 "faceCycle7; alias trollCycle trollCycle8"
alias trollCycle8 "faceCycle8; alias trollCycle trollCycle9"
alias trollCycle9 "faceCycle9; alias trollCycle trollCycle10"
alias trollCycle10 "faceCycle10; alias trollCycle trollCycle11"
alias trollCycle11 "faceCycle11; alias trollCycle trollCycle12"
alias trollCycle12 "faceCycle12; alias trollCycle trollCycle13"
alias trollCycle13 "faceCycle13; alias trollCycle trollCycle14"
alias trollCycle14 "faceCycle14; alias trollCycle trollCycle0"
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#6
18 Frags +

"*DEAD* Eemes : how is that bind remotely appropriate there"

"*DEAD* Eemes : how is that bind remotely appropriate there"
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#7
-5 Frags +

hat

hat
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#8
18 Frags +

Ascent amppis : park the bus like daddy told u
ØRA eskimo : ur gonna lose

Ascent amppis : park the bus like daddy told u
ØRA eskimo : ur gonna lose
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#9
0 Frags +

voicemenu 1 4

voicemenu 1 4
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#10
1 Frags +

poggers!!!

edit: u use this one when you hit a cool shot or do something good/ exciting

poggers!!!

edit: u use this one when you hit a cool shot or do something good/ exciting
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#11
27 Frags +
EntropyTFpoggers!!!

edit: u use this one when you hit a cool shot or do something good/ exciting

https://i.giphy.com/media/uDZexRVCffGww/giphy.webp

[quote=EntropyTF]poggers!!!

edit: u use this one when you hit a cool shot or do something good/ exciting[/quote]

[img]https://i.giphy.com/media/uDZexRVCffGww/giphy.webp[/img]
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#12
-2 Frags +

FROYO b4nny: fear?

FROYO b4nny: fear?
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#13
-2 Frags +

also: "eXtine: you guys are toXic"

also: "eXtine: you guys are toXic"
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#14
8 Frags +

Peng Senots : holland is gay as fuck and will be underwater in 10 years ill remember this when youre begging for citizenship

Peng Senots : holland is gay as fuck and will be underwater in 10 years ill remember this when youre begging for citizenship
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#15
1 Frags +

· ͜·

applicable in most situations

· ͜·

applicable in most situations
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#16
0 Frags +

tino i know waht it looks like b ro but please bump us up i nthe rankings ok we had a bad game i swear bro we couldve won......

tino i know waht it looks like b ro but please bump us up i nthe rankings ok we had a bad game i swear bro we couldve won......
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#17
-3 Frags +

LolLeRbEArS

LolLeRbEArS
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#18
0 Frags +

"say_team --MISSED ARROW COUNTER-- Stationary arrows missed : 1" counting up because sometimes you just gotta let your teammates know how many arrows you miss on them while they're standing still

"say_team --MISSED ARROW COUNTER-- Stationary arrows missed : 1" counting up because sometimes you just gotta let your teammates know how many arrows you miss on them while they're standing still
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#19
-4 Frags +

(=´ᆺ`=)

(=´ᆺ`=)
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#20
9 Frags +

"I'm having so much fun owning noobs while my wife is on vacation with her male friend! :)"

"I'm having so much fun owning noobs while my wife is on vacation with her male friend! :)"
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#21
24 Frags +

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/459957763741843459/560634582937108491/unknown.png

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/459957763741843459/560634582937108491/unknown.png[/img]
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#22
-3 Frags +

if you ever have a chance to edit your medics cfg sneak this in for epic lulz

bind mouse2 +specialuber
bind a +leftmove
alias +specialuber "+attack2;trolled"
alias -specialuber "-attack2"
alias +leftmove "+moveleft;trollcycle"
alias -leftmove "-moveleft"
alias trollcycle trollcycle0
alias trollcycle0 "trolled0;alias trolled ""; alias trollcycle trollcycle1"
alias trollcycle1 "trolled1;alias trolled ""; alias trollcycle trollcycle2"
alias trollcycle2 "trolled2;alias trolled ""; alias trollcycle trollcycle3"
alias trollcycle3 "trolled3;alias trolled "explode; say i poopood"; alias trollcycle trollcycle0"

gives your med 25% chance of dropping uber and embarrassing themselves
ps I need someone to qc this i dont have a pc to test

if you ever have a chance to edit your medics cfg sneak this in for epic lulz

bind mouse2 +specialuber
bind a +leftmove
alias +specialuber "+attack2;trolled"
alias -specialuber "-attack2"
alias +leftmove "+moveleft;trollcycle"
alias -leftmove "-moveleft"
alias trollcycle trollcycle0
alias trollcycle0 "trolled0;alias trolled ""; alias trollcycle trollcycle1"
alias trollcycle1 "trolled1;alias trolled ""; alias trollcycle trollcycle2"
alias trollcycle2 "trolled2;alias trolled ""; alias trollcycle trollcycle3"
alias trollcycle3 "trolled3;alias trolled "explode; say i poopood"; alias trollcycle trollcycle0"

gives your med 25% chance of dropping uber and embarrassing themselves
ps I need someone to qc this i dont have a pc to test
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#23
-1 Frags +

imagine spending money on a free game

i legit fell out my wheelchair

imagine spending money on a free game

i legit fell out my wheelchair
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#24
1 Frags +

♪♫DJ KUSH♫♪ : My ball's

♪♫DJ KUSH♫♪ : My ball's
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#25
5 Frags +

Eemes: my pies
night knig: winger is coming

Eemes: my pies
night knig: winger is coming
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#26
1 Frags +

I see you're trying to 'tilt' me, sadly I too browse reddit, your binds have no effect on me.

I see you're trying to 'tilt' me, sadly I too browse reddit, your binds have no effect on me.
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#27
2 Frags +

seeds: who is advantage ? and why do the enemy team keep having them?

seeds: who is advantage ? and why do the enemy team keep having them?
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#28
2 Frags +

bind x scorpionbind
alias scorpionbind "scorpionbind1"
alias scorpionbind1 "say ty broda;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind2"
alias scorpionbind2 "say what you mean?;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind3"
alias scorpionbind3 "say still dont understand what u want, u better think not choke final;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind4"
alias scorpionbind4 "say stop being salty frenchies and enjoy your free win;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind5"
alias scorpionbind5 "say you hate everyone cause u don’t like them;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind6"
alias scorpionbind6 "say shut the fuck up and try get better in real life and in game, angry kid with shit words;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind7"
alias scorpionbind7 "say imagine me face to face vs you;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind8"
alias scorpionbind8 "say you will get big punch first, and then dick on your dirty face;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind9"
alias scorpionbind9 "say stop shittalking on ppl, u are kid without life, you are shit without brain…;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind10"
alias scorpionbind10 "say My English is not enaught tell u corectly what you are and what i ( and not only me) thinking about you.;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind11"
alias scorpionbind11 "say Nobody asking anything to u even nobody gives a fuck about your mind;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind12"
alias scorpionbind12 "say who is dicksucker now me or you beind dick 3 seasons;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind1"

yak made a newer one but this is mine so i still use it

bind x scorpionbind
alias scorpionbind "scorpionbind1"
alias scorpionbind1 "say ty broda;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind2"
alias scorpionbind2 "say what you mean?;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind3"
alias scorpionbind3 "say still dont understand what u want, u better think not choke final;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind4"
alias scorpionbind4 "say stop being salty frenchies and enjoy your free win;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind5"
alias scorpionbind5 "say you hate everyone cause u don’t like them;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind6"
alias scorpionbind6 "say shut the fuck up and try get better in real life and in game, angry kid with shit words;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind7"
alias scorpionbind7 "say imagine me face to face vs you;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind8"
alias scorpionbind8 "say you will get big punch first, and then dick on your dirty face;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind9"
alias scorpionbind9 "say stop shittalking on ppl, u are kid without life, you are shit without brain…;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind10"
alias scorpionbind10 "say My English is not enaught tell u corectly what you are and what i ( and not only me) thinking about you.;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind11"
alias scorpionbind11 "say Nobody asking anything to u even nobody gives a fuck about your mind;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind12"
alias scorpionbind12 "say who is dicksucker now me or you beind dick 3 seasons;alias scorpionbind scorpionbind1"

yak made a newer one but this is mine so i still use it
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#29
0 Frags +

Helix : u twice get me fly
Helix : i hate this shit named 'air shot'

Helix : u twice get me fly
Helix : i hate this shit named 'air shot'
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#30
0 Frags +

bind "\" "say ░▒▓ D ㊉ M I N A T E D ▓▒░"

bind "\" "say ░▒▓ D ㊉ M I N A T E D ▓▒░"
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