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Weirdest People You've Encountered
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#91
6 Frags +

I just remembered my first season of competitive tf2 was full of weirdos. I started off playing HL demoman (or as I call it, strange farming), and my team had like 4 12 year olds on it. One of them would literally scream EVERY TIME HE DIED (and this man fed at the speed of light), so I had a headache after almost every single scrim or match. Unfortunately I hadn't used mumble before this so I didn't know local mute was a thing until later. On my 6's team, we had the most retardo pocket who would just lie about shit and was really weird. At one point he said he loved us like a family even though it was like our 3rd game we had played as a team. He then actually fucking ragequit a scrim and we cut him like 3 days after. I have no idea where he is today but I've run into him a few times in random servers (thank fuck he hasn't recognized me yet). I'm pretty sure he's still playing UGC but idk what div.

I just remembered my first season of competitive tf2 was full of weirdos. I started off playing HL demoman (or as I call it, strange farming), and my team had like 4 12 year olds on it. One of them would literally scream EVERY TIME HE DIED (and this man fed at the speed of light), so I had a headache after almost every single scrim or match. Unfortunately I hadn't used mumble before this so I didn't know local mute was a thing until later. On my 6's team, we had the most retardo pocket who would just lie about shit and was really weird. At one point he said he loved us like a family even though it was like our 3rd game we had played as a team. He then actually fucking ragequit a scrim and we cut him like 3 days after. I have no idea where he is today but I've run into him a few times in random servers (thank fuck he hasn't recognized me yet). I'm pretty sure he's still playing UGC but idk what div.
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#92
4 Frags +

In middle school there were 2 kids that really liked Naruto, and talked about it every day. So one day they came to school with a few homemade knives that they used in the show (kunais or whatever they're called), and then they got into an argument (about who was the strongest character), shit got heated and they started throwing the knives at each other. That was one of the craziest things I've ever seen, and both got expelled lmao.

In highschool, my biology teacher just talked about aliens and conspiracy theories. She would also talk a lot about her personal life, but it always was related with aliens somehow. She was then fired for allegedly trying to fight another teacher.

There was a dude that used to snort cocaine at the school bathroom till he got expelled, later I heard that he joined the army. He also claimed to perform satanic rituals in his house.

Now in college there's a girl who walks around the campus with a ouija board asking people to play with her.

Another dude that looks like Neo Cortex from Crash Bandicoot, and is always staring at people like he wants to kill them or something, he is always talking about rollercoasters with other people, and is really into anime.

In middle school there were 2 kids that really liked Naruto, and talked about it every day. So one day they came to school with a few homemade knives that they used in the show (kunais or whatever they're called), and then they got into an argument (about who was the strongest character), shit got heated and they started throwing the knives at each other. That was one of the craziest things I've ever seen, and both got expelled lmao.


In highschool, my biology teacher just talked about aliens and conspiracy theories. She would also talk a lot about her personal life, but it always was related with aliens somehow. She was then fired for allegedly trying to fight another teacher.


There was a dude that used to snort cocaine at the school bathroom till he got expelled, later I heard that he joined the army. He also claimed to perform satanic rituals in his house.


Now in college there's a girl who walks around the campus with a ouija board asking people to play with her.

Another dude that looks like Neo Cortex from Crash Bandicoot, and is always staring at people like he wants to kill them or something, he is always talking about rollercoasters with other people, and is really into anime.
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#93
5 Frags +
ComangliaAlso caught this guy raping a ~8-9yr old girl on a playground when we were 13 reported that shit to the police and nothing happened and I got chewed out by his family. This was 11 years ago and never fully looked into by police

this isn't just weird, this is fucked

Vryktionnot saying that every school does this, but chances are a guidance counsellor or someone else sees an opportunity for her to turn it around. that or the teachers are just sympathetic and dont want her to get into even more shit by getting expelled or going to juvie.

you would think after 5 times of being suspended for things ranging from drug charges to assault (in the span of 1.5 years) a guidance counselor would decide they can't turn them around.

[quote=Comanglia]Also caught this guy raping a ~8-9yr old girl on a playground when we were 13 reported that shit to the police and nothing happened and I got chewed out by his family. This was 11 years ago and never fully looked into by police[/quote]
this isn't just weird, this is fucked

[quote=Vryktion]
not saying that every school does this, but chances are a guidance counsellor or someone else sees an opportunity for her to turn it around. that or the teachers are just sympathetic and dont want her to get into even more shit by getting expelled or going to juvie.[/quote]

you would think after 5 times of being suspended for things ranging from drug charges to assault (in the span of 1.5 years) a guidance counselor would decide they can't turn them around.
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#94
2 Frags +
SpuComangliaAlso caught this guy raping a ~8-9yr old girl on a playground when we were 13 reported that shit to the police and nothing happened and I got chewed out by his family. This was 11 years ago and never fully looked into by policethis isn't just weird, this is fucked

Yeah, I'm still confused as to why this was never followed up on there was 5 witnesses then again we were all 12-15 at the time, and I think the officer thought we were picking on him for being different. But no I full blown saw this dude.

[redacted]not sure if you guys can see the entire article but yeah. His older brother and dad are damn near equally scummy people.

I mean the stories on this 1 guy alone go back to when he was really young for doing really fucked up shit. This guy is the most fucked up and weirdest person I've every known and met.

[quote=Spu][quote=Comanglia]Also caught this guy raping a ~8-9yr old girl on a playground when we were 13 reported that shit to the police and nothing happened and I got chewed out by his family. This was 11 years ago and never fully looked into by police[/quote]
this isn't just weird, this is fucked
[/quote]

Yeah, I'm still confused as to why this was never followed up on there was 5 witnesses then again we were all 12-15 at the time, and I think the officer thought we were picking on him for being different. But no I full blown saw this dude.

[redacted]not sure if you guys can see the entire article but yeah. His older brother and dad are damn near equally scummy people.

I mean the stories on this 1 guy alone go back to when he was really young for doing really fucked up shit. This guy is the most fucked up and weirdest person I've every known and met.
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#95
-15 Frags +

Me myself

Me myself
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#96
3 Frags +

There is a guy that works with me and he’s got some weird ducks fetish. Hes really into ducks. He posts pictures of ducks and memes with them on his facebook, also talks a lot about them.

There is a guy that works with me and he’s got some weird ducks fetish. Hes really into ducks. He posts pictures of ducks and memes with them on his facebook, also talks a lot about them.
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#97
29 Frags +
spammyhThere is a guy that works with me and he’s got some weird ducks fetish. Hes really into ducks. He posts pictures of ducks and memes with them on his facebook, also talks a lot about them.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/jimmyneutron/images/1/10/Hugh_Neutron2-0.png/revision/latest?cb=20180219044623

[quote=spammyh]There is a guy that works with me and he’s got some weird ducks fetish. Hes really into ducks. He posts pictures of ducks and memes with them on his facebook, also talks a lot about them.[/quote]
[img]https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/jimmyneutron/images/1/10/Hugh_Neutron2-0.png/revision/latest?cb=20180219044623[/img]
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#98
1 Frags +

there was this one guy who challenged me to mge after he got really angry i beat him in a scrim. strange bloke.

there was this one guy who challenged me to mge after he got really angry i beat him in a scrim. strange bloke.
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#99
24 Frags +

when i shared a hotel room with freestate at gxl he shook me awake at 4 am after a night of heavy drinking to take a picture of him pretending to sleep. It was really weird because he had drawn on his own face with marker like he had passed out at a party, but he had also put on makeup. Not like a ton, but he definitely had eyeliner and blush on underneath the marker. I took a few pics, mostly because it was just so surreal I kinda thought I was in a dream, but when I got up a few hours later he had sent me one of the pictures and said "don't show this to anyone and definitely don't post it on tftv". he didn't say anything else about it and all the marker and makeup was washed off when I finally got up

he never said anything afterwards and i deleted the picture on the drive home. Weird guy. really good at tf2 though, I miss him.

when i shared a hotel room with freestate at gxl he shook me awake at 4 am after a night of heavy drinking to take a picture of him pretending to sleep. It was really weird because he had drawn on his own face with marker like he had passed out at a party, but he had also put on makeup. Not like a ton, but he definitely had eyeliner and blush on underneath the marker. I took a few pics, mostly because it was just so surreal I kinda thought I was in a dream, but when I got up a few hours later he had sent me one of the pictures and said "don't show this to anyone and definitely don't post it on tftv". he didn't say anything else about it and all the marker and makeup was washed off when I finally got up

he never said anything afterwards and i deleted the picture on the drive home. Weird guy. really good at tf2 though, I miss him.
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#100
2 Frags +

earthworker

earthworker
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#101
10 Frags +

some skinny junkie in his 50s who wore a grey coat every day ran around my highschool asking students for money so he could buy "lunch", whenever we said that we didn't have any he'd pat our back and go "IT'S COOL, YOUNG MAN" and sprint away, one classmate told me he saw the guy pick up a gum-covered cigarette from the street floor, cleaned it up and shouted "TODAY IS MY LUCKY DAY" and placed it in a box filled with other cigarettes.

some skinny junkie in his 50s who wore a grey coat every day ran around my highschool asking students for money so he could buy "lunch", whenever we said that we didn't have any he'd pat our back and go "IT'S COOL, YOUNG MAN" and sprint away, one classmate told me he saw the guy pick up a gum-covered cigarette from the street floor, cleaned it up and shouted "TODAY IS MY LUCKY DAY" and placed it in a box filled with other cigarettes.
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#102
11 Frags +
Spannssome skinny junkie in his 50s who wore a grey coat every day ran around my highschool asking students for money so he could buy "lunch", whenever we said that we didn't have any he'd pat our back and go "IT'S COOL, YOUNG MAN" and sprint away, one classmate told me he saw the guy pick up a gum-covered cigarette from the street floor, cleaned it up and shouted "TODAY IS MY LUCKY DAY" and placed it in a box filled with other cigarettes.

thats fuxx

[quote=Spanns]some skinny junkie in his 50s who wore a grey coat every day ran around my highschool asking students for money so he could buy "lunch", whenever we said that we didn't have any he'd pat our back and go "IT'S COOL, YOUNG MAN" and sprint away, one classmate told me he saw the guy pick up a gum-covered cigarette from the street floor, cleaned it up and shouted "TODAY IS MY LUCKY DAY" and placed it in a box filled with other cigarettes.[/quote]
thats fuxx
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#103
2 Frags +

There's this guy called "Fast" Eddie Lafferty that always busks down in the middle of Dundee that's there pretty much every day with his harmonica, sorta just stomping and playing and sorta singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbiH-gvKTWA
He usually looks a bit more homeless than in that video.

https://i.imgur.com/Vv6Fne0.png

Also this woman that's called Guitar Wifey in Aberdeen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in7asL-NRK4
I've only see her play on a Dora the Explorer guitar, story I've been told is that she broke her old one and a student bought her a new one.

Think they're both great in their own way even though they're a bit mental.

There's this guy called "Fast" Eddie Lafferty that always busks down in the middle of Dundee that's there pretty much every day with his harmonica, sorta just stomping and playing and sorta singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbiH-gvKTWA
He usually looks a bit more homeless than in that video.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/Vv6Fne0.png[/img]

Also this woman that's called Guitar Wifey in Aberdeen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in7asL-NRK4
I've only see her play on a Dora the Explorer guitar, story I've been told is that she broke her old one and a student bought her a new one.

Think they're both great in their own way even though they're a bit mental.
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#104
2 Frags +
SpyromancerI actually know a Roger Moore IRL. Late 50's, too.
I'll ask him what his opinion is on Skial next time I see him.

can i get a follow up on this

[quote=Spyromancer]I actually know a Roger Moore IRL. Late 50's, too.
I'll ask him what his opinion is on Skial next time I see him.[/quote]

can i get a follow up on this
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#105
21 Frags +

i met seeds at lan and he tried to get me to drink something that was yellow and wouldnt tell me what it was.

i met seeds at lan and he tried to get me to drink something that was yellow and wouldnt tell me what it was.
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#106
3 Frags +
ballzyThere's this guy called "Fast" Eddie Lafferty that always busks down in the middle of Dundee that's there pretty much every day with his harmonica, sorta just stomping and playing and sorta singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbiH-gvKTWA
He usually looks a bit more homeless than in that video.
https://i.imgur.com/Vv6Fne0.png

Also this woman that's called Guitar Wifey in Aberdeen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in7asL-NRK4
I've only see her play on a Dora the Explorer guitar, story I've been told is that she broke her old one and a student bought her a new one.

Think they're both great in their own way even though they're a bit mental.

junkies are the worlds best gift

[quote=ballzy]There's this guy called "Fast" Eddie Lafferty that always busks down in the middle of Dundee that's there pretty much every day with his harmonica, sorta just stomping and playing and sorta singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbiH-gvKTWA
He usually looks a bit more homeless than in that video.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/Vv6Fne0.png[/img]

Also this woman that's called Guitar Wifey in Aberdeen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in7asL-NRK4
I've only see her play on a Dora the Explorer guitar, story I've been told is that she broke her old one and a student bought her a new one.

Think they're both great in their own way even though they're a bit mental.[/quote]
junkies are the worlds best gift
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#107
17 Frags +
caaaaaaaaati met seeds at lan and he tried to get me to drink something that was yellow and wouldnt tell me what it was.

https://i.imgur.com/RfeQ1YR.png

[quote=caaaaaaaaat]i met seeds at lan and he tried to get me to drink something that was yellow and wouldnt tell me what it was.[/quote]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/RfeQ1YR.png[/img]
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#108
5 Frags +

who is that?

who is that?
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#109
19 Frags +
caaaaaaaaatwho is that?

https://i.imgur.com/ZXHGeyq.png

[quote=caaaaaaaaat]who is that?[/quote]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/ZXHGeyq.png[/img]
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#110
7 Frags +

enough okay.

enough okay.
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#111
2 Frags +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjfspM5sDIA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjfspM5sDIA
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#112
2 Frags +
spammyhThere is a guy that works with me and he’s got some weird ducks fetish. Hes really into ducks. He posts pictures of ducks and memes with them on his facebook, also talks a lot about them.

https://old.reddit.com/user/fuckswithducks

its 100% this dude man

[quote=spammyh]There is a guy that works with me and he’s got some weird ducks fetish. Hes really into ducks. He posts pictures of ducks and memes with them on his facebook, also talks a lot about them.[/quote]

https://old.reddit.com/user/fuckswithducks

its 100% this dude man
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#113
4 Frags +

When I was young I dated this girl that I later found out to be in a cult that regularly does blood pacts and that she thought she was a werewolf. Turns out she was cheating on me the whole time we were dating too. I feel like she asked me out to recruit me or smth

I haven't really met any outstandingly weird Canadians tbh; she was American.

When I was young I dated this girl that I later found out to be in a cult that regularly does blood pacts and that she thought she was a werewolf. Turns out she was cheating on me the whole time we were dating too. I feel like she asked me out to recruit me or smth

I haven't really met any outstandingly weird Canadians tbh; she was American.
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#114
3 Frags +

tojo

tojo
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#115
1 Frags +

i was closing with my mexican manager and these two kids came in at like 1 am.
they had came around for an order and we did what we do and then they're off.
ok cool
they come back like 5 minutes later and they demanded that they did not receive their drink. Okay cool, pull up. At the window, we discovered that they never did order a drink. So they're complaining and all and eventually one of them said to my manager "you're a fucking ni*ger" and left.

im still confused to this day about that person, I hope they're doing well.

i was closing with my mexican manager and these two kids came in at like 1 am.
they had came around for an order and we did what we do and then they're off.
ok cool
they come back like 5 minutes later and they demanded that they did not receive their drink. Okay cool, pull up. At the window, we discovered that they never did order a drink. So they're complaining and all and eventually one of them said to my manager "you're a fucking ni*ger" and left.

im still confused to this day about that person, I hope they're doing well.
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#116
7 Frags +

i dropped a penny at the mall once and this fat old lady sprint waddled over and picked it up then just disappeared

i dropped a penny at the mall once and this fat old lady sprint waddled over and picked it up then just disappeared
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#117
0 Frags +

saw a chick in school a lot who'd wear a tail

years later after this community has changed me i now start questioning how that tail is ... "attached"

saw a chick in school a lot who'd wear a tail

years later after this community has changed me i now start questioning how that tail is ... "attached"
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#118
0 Frags +

myself tbh

myself tbh
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#119
6 Frags +

One of the girls in a science class of mine would laugh maniacally like a cartoon villain and swing scissors around. We were using knives for dissection and she did the same thing but got thrown out bc the teacher was tired of her shit. She also poked people with pencils and tried to start fires by banging rocks together during recess. Honestly she was pretyy normal so long as the conversational topics did not include sharp objects or fires and you overlooked the fact that she wore camo every day.

One of the girls in a science class of mine would laugh maniacally like a cartoon villain and swing scissors around. We were using knives for dissection and she did the same thing but got thrown out bc the teacher was tired of her shit. She also poked people with pencils and tried to start fires by banging rocks together during recess. Honestly she was pretyy normal so long as the conversational topics did not include sharp objects or fires and you overlooked the fact that she wore camo every day.
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#120
0 Frags +

knew a very spazzy person in secondary school, but despite being fucking weird he was kinda beloved and considered our school mascot by everyone
so one thing this person used to do was pretend he was a mole and dig holes in the school field with either a plastic spork he stole from the canteen or using his hands. he would actually ask people around the field of all year groups if he could use their utensils after they're done with their food. this same guy would also provide gta hacking services to the lads on xbox which i didnt even know was possible. my group of friends refereed to him as hacker mole

knew a very spazzy person in secondary school, but despite being fucking weird he was kinda beloved and considered our school mascot by everyone
so one thing this person used to do was pretend he was a mole and dig holes in the school field with either a plastic spork he stole from the canteen or using his hands. he would actually ask people around the field of all year groups if he could use their utensils after they're done with their food. this same guy would also provide gta hacking services to the lads on xbox which i didnt even know was possible. my group of friends refereed to him as hacker mole
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