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The Art of War quotes - interpreted for TF2
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Take a quote from Sun Tzu's The Art of War and think of a situation where it can be applicable in TF2.

E.g.:
77. “To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy.” – Sun Tzu
I can interpret this as playing different classes to get good on medic, especially soldiers and scouts

Take a quote from Sun Tzu's [url=https://everydaypower.com/sun-tzu-quotes/]The Art of War[/url] and think of a situation where it can be applicable in TF2.

E.g.:
77. “To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy.” – Sun Tzu
I can interpret this as playing different classes to get good on medic, especially soldiers and scouts
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7. “Let your plans be dark and as impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.” – Sun Tzu
That me playing tf2

7. “Let your plans be dark and as impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.” – Sun Tzu
That me playing tf2
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“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.” – Sun Tzu
Mode: Yak

“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.” – Sun Tzu
Mode: Yak
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"If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!"
-Rahck may

"If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!"
-Rahck may
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"I'm killing people on both flanks simultaneously." – b4nny

"I'm killing people on both flanks simultaneously." – b4nny
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Eemes"I'm killing people on both flanks simultaneously." – b4nny

i dont think you read the thread properly laurie

[quote=Eemes]"I'm killing people on both flanks simultaneously." – b4nny[/quote]
i dont think you read the thread properly laurie
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I know it's not Sun Tzu but I wanted to present a poem by the ancient Chinese poet Qu Yuan:

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"He's a big chungus
He's a big chunky boi
Such a big bun, yes
We are so overjoyed
To have a big chunky boi
A big and wonderful chungus such as he
Oh such as he"

I interpret this as commentary on how bigger=better. The Heavy has 300hp and the biggest gun in the game with one of the highest DPS values. In function, when possible, run a Heavy.

I know it's not Sun Tzu but I wanted to present a poem by the ancient Chinese poet Qu Yuan:

[spoiler]"He's a big chungus
He's a big chunky boi
Such a big bun, yes
We are so overjoyed
To have a big chunky boi
A big and wonderful chungus such as he
Oh such as he"[/spoiler]

I interpret this as commentary on how bigger=better. The Heavy has 300hp and the biggest gun in the game with one of the highest DPS values. In function, when possible, run a Heavy.
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MakI

i wish you a horrible evening

[quote=Mak]I [/quote]

i wish you a horrible evening
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77. “To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy.” – Sun Tzu
I can interpret this as playing different classes to get good on medic, especially soldiers and scouts

come on dude there's literally a class that does this

[quote]77. “To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy.” – Sun Tzu
I can interpret this as playing different classes to get good on medic, especially soldiers and scouts[/quote]

come on dude there's literally a class that does this
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#10
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glass77. “To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy.” – Sun Tzu
I can interpret this as playing different classes to get good on medic, especially soldiers and scouts

come on dude there's literally a class that does this

Open to interpretation

[quote=glass][quote]77. “To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy.” – Sun Tzu
I can interpret this as playing different classes to get good on medic, especially soldiers and scouts[/quote]

come on dude there's literally a class that does this[/quote]

Open to interpretation
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“Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?” - Sun Tzu
>sv_cheats 1

“Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?” - Sun Tzu
>sv_cheats 1
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“Sweat more during peace: bleed less during war.”

Stop fucking around during scrims and we might win a match

“Sweat more during peace: bleed less during war.”

Stop fucking around during scrims and we might win a match
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"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting"

UGC Rules Book, default hunter.

"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting"

UGC Rules Book, default hunter.
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#15
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“The line between disorder and order lies in logistics.”

logs.tf

“The line between disorder and order lies in logistics.”

logs.tf
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"All warfare is based on deception."

spy

"All warfare is based on deception."

spy
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#17
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“If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.”

spam "?" and play like a bitch at all times

“If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.”

spam "?" and play like a bitch at all times
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something something something "mge me on ammodmod" -explosion sauce

something something something "mge me on ammodmod" -explosion sauce
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"If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him."

the team fortress motto

"If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him."

the team fortress motto
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Eemes"I'm killing people on both flanks simultaneously." – b4nny

https://twitter.com/alfa_TF2/status/1311176962665336835?s=20

[quote=Eemes]"I'm killing people on both flanks simultaneously." – b4nny[/quote]
https://twitter.com/alfa_TF2/status/1311176962665336835?s=20
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“There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare.”

https://i.gyazo.com/217f43b3ef79b3ca16bef634c5de96df.png

“There is no instance of a nation benefitting from prolonged warfare.”
[img]https://i.gyazo.com/217f43b3ef79b3ca16bef634c5de96df.png[/img]
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“All war is deception.” – Sun Tzu and that i
s the spy

“All war is deception.” – Sun Tzu and that i
s the spy
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for like an entire week pyyyyor would stream trying to apply the shit he learned in sun tzus books to tf2 i wish they had tbe vod on youtube

for like an entire week pyyyyor would stream trying to apply the shit he learned in sun tzus books to tf2 i wish they had tbe vod on youtube
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"He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight."

Stalemate Fortress 2

"He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight."

Stalemate Fortress 2
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dempsey"He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight."

Stalemate Fortress 2

/baiting/medics hiding in spawn on last when the enemy caps.

[quote=dempsey]"He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight."

Stalemate Fortress 2[/quote]


/baiting/medics hiding in spawn on last when the enemy caps.
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rktBeast

rktBeast
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funhaver1998for like an entire week pyyyyor would stream trying to apply the shit he learned in sun tzus books to tf2 i wish they had tbe vod on youtube

I'll do that when I get to prem

[quote=funhaver1998]for like an entire week pyyyyor would stream trying to apply the shit he learned in sun tzus books to tf2 i wish they had tbe vod on youtube[/quote]

I'll do that when I get to prem
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