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biggest blowout you've ever been part of
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how hard have you ever been pounded in a sport or even tf2 or something?

yesterday my lacrosse team lost 20-0 to the 4th best team in my state.

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how hard have you ever been pounded in a sport or even tf2 or something?

yesterday my lacrosse team lost 20-0 to the 4th best team in my state.
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Played a soccer team called the West Toronto Santos, they showed up in a team bus. Needless to say we expected to lose. We won 12-0. This was 8 years ago and I still remember it vividly.

Played a soccer team called the West Toronto Santos, they showed up in a team bus. Needless to say we expected to lose. We won 12-0. This was 8 years ago and I still remember it vividly.
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We're in the same conference as the best high school tennis team in the state. When we play them, we give our number one player a dollar for every point he wins against their number one. He's never made enough money to buy dinner afterwards.

We're in the same conference as the best high school tennis team in the state. When we play them, we give our number one player a dollar for every point he wins against their number one. He's never made enough money to buy dinner afterwards.
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#4
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My wrestling club matched height rather than weight.

I was a 30kg stickman and went up against a 75kg+ uberchild.

RIP my wrestling career.

My wrestling club matched height rather than weight.

I was a 30kg stickman and went up against a 75kg+ uberchild.

RIP my wrestling career.
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for Quiz Bowl in my freshman year of high school we got 2nd place in a tournament the final match was against a private school team of all seniors (they got 1st). We lost 680 to 120. It's the most I ever lost by in Quiz Bowl. Only questions we got in were geography questions about remote African and Oceanic countries/areas I got, and a lot of the curveball kind of questions a friend of mine got.

for Quiz Bowl in my freshman year of high school we got 2nd place in a tournament the final match was against a private school team of all seniors (they got 1st). We lost 680 to 120. It's the most I ever lost by in Quiz Bowl. Only questions we got in were geography questions about remote African and Oceanic countries/areas I got, and a lot of the curveball kind of questions a friend of mine got.
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kalamazoo college has been undefeated in our tennis conference for over 75 years so thats always fun

kalamazoo college has been undefeated in our tennis conference for over 75 years so thats always fun
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https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=6167625
Worst ive ever played ;_;

https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=6167625
Worst ive ever played ;_;
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#8
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i was at a judo tournament once. It was group stages first and brackets after.
In the first group match i got bodied in like 3 seconds, i eventually got matched against the same guy in the brackets again where i managed to pull out a win.

still 3 seconds in a judo fight = rekt

i was at a judo tournament once. It was group stages first and brackets after.
In the first group match i got bodied in like 3 seconds, i eventually got matched against the same guy in the brackets again where i managed to pull out a win.

still 3 seconds in a judo fight = rekt
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When I was a kid I played indoor soccer as a goalkeeper. So one time we went against a really good team that was also in our division (3rd or something), because they had just made a team for our age gap (I think it was 11-13 years), while their main team was in the first nacional league.

Needless to say we got bodied, even tho I saved some shots, after 20 mins (the first half) we were 7-1 down. I think in the end it ended something like 12-1 :ccc

Don't think I have ever saved as many shots and still got bodied like that

When I was a kid I played indoor soccer as a goalkeeper. So one time we went against a really good team that was also in our division (3rd or something), because they had just made a team for our age gap (I think it was 11-13 years), while their main team was in the first nacional league.

Needless to say we got bodied, even tho I saved some shots, after 20 mins (the first half) we were 7-1 down. I think in the end it ended something like 12-1 :ccc

Don't think I have ever saved as many shots and still got bodied like that
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no

no
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Used to play in the Seria 1 Junior League in Romania, we beat the favourite team to win the whole tournament in the quarter finals 7-1 (insert World Cup reference) and went on to win the whole thing over them. We also beat the 2nd last place team 10 - 0 but there's no pride in that.

Fun fact: We played on the same stadium thats adjoined to the newly built arena where they hosted the CSGO Major (not at the same time obviously).

Used to play in the Seria 1 Junior League in Romania, we beat the favourite team to win the whole tournament in the quarter finals 7-1 (insert World Cup reference) and went on to win the whole thing over them. We also beat the 2nd last place team 10 - 0 but there's no pride in that.

Fun fact: We played on the same stadium thats adjoined to the newly built arena where they hosted the CSGO Major (not at the same time obviously).
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#12
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got my dick sucked by the 7th best ranked player in the world in NHL 2007

he beat me 12-0 and i had about 3 shots on net the whole game

got my dick sucked by the 7th best ranked player in the world in NHL 2007

he beat me 12-0 and i had about 3 shots on net the whole game
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#13
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My first game of Open I had to sub in for our roamer because he was lagging to shit. We were less than 10 seconds away from losing 0-5 to a team with 5 players and then the esea server crashed, so we had to reschedule and got 0-5d 6v6

My first game of Open I had to sub in for our roamer because he was lagging to shit. We were less than 10 seconds away from losing 0-5 to a team with 5 players and then the esea server crashed, so we had to reschedule and got 0-5d 6v6
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#14
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90lg Badlands IM Grand Final. Fuck that.

90lg Badlands IM Grand Final. Fuck that.
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Mustardoverlord...

Mustardoverlord...
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Lets see I've been in a 5 minute pug if that counts other than that a few 8 minute scrims...

Lets see I've been in a 5 minute pug if that counts other than that a few 8 minute scrims...
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https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=5408574

this match made me wanna die

https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=5408574

this match made me wanna die
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#18
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matched against Kripp in Arena and had a bad time

matched against Kripp in Arena and had a bad time
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my open team played against Reason in the first round of the zowie cup
Lol

my open team played against Reason in the first round of the zowie cup
Lol
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I once asked a bunch of my friends to play in a "competitive" indoor soccer league that I'd never seen before. We showed up with a bunch of D1 college players and a few future pros. I think we scored 30 goals in 45 min (they turned off the scoreboard around halftime) and I don't think they got a shot on target.

I once asked a bunch of my friends to play in a "competitive" indoor soccer league that I'd never seen before. We showed up with a bunch of D1 college players and a few future pros. I think we scored 30 goals in 45 min (they turned off the scoreboard around halftime) and I don't think they got a shot on target.
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https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=4709862
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=4709861
in the first week of s19 open my team beat two teams in an average of 10 minutes and 5 seconds a game
the roamer for one of the teams posted on reddit asking what he should know before playing his first esea match but I guess it wasn't enough because he ended up with a big goose egg on the scoreboard
I felt really bad because after playing us he lost to bird noises and one other team in ~10 minutes as well, and then the team died after the second week. Must have been a pretty demoralizing first experience in esea.
I checked his esea profile and he hasn't played since then

rip megaman111 you will be missed [*]

[url=https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=4709862]https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=4709862[/url]
[url=https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=4709861]https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=stats&d=match&id=4709861[/url]
in the first week of s19 open my team beat two teams in an average of 10 minutes and 5 seconds a game
the roamer for one of the teams [url=https://www.reddit.com/r/truetf2/comments/356vjo/in_around_12_hours_my_team_will_be_playing_in_our/]posted[/url] on reddit asking what he should know before playing his first esea match but I guess it wasn't enough because he ended up with a big goose egg on the scoreboard
I felt really bad because after playing us he lost to bird noises and one other team in ~10 minutes as well, and then the team died after the second week. Must have been a pretty demoralizing first experience in esea.
I checked his esea profile and he hasn't played since then

rip megaman111 you will be missed [*]
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http://puu.sh/nRfXb/f269214f64.png

[img]http://puu.sh/nRfXb/f269214f64.png[/img]
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We played a match against a pretty decent college in our area. They were better in every single way possible and even with our goalie making 4 or 5 saves we lost 8-0. I don't even think we got a shot on target.

We played a match against a pretty decent college in our area. They were better in every single way possible and even with our goalie making 4 or 5 saves we lost 8-0. I don't even think we got a shot on target.
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i once played a match on tragic's team and he top fragged.

i once played a match on tragic's team and he top fragged.
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Every single member of my middle school soccer team scored when we won by like 30+ points, it was so bad that we only played on their half of the field.

Every single member of my middle school soccer team scored when we won by like 30+ points, it was so bad that we only played on their half of the field.
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I've only won 2 out of my 3 games against trip

I've only won 2 out of my 3 games against trip
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My high school soccer team used to regularly get beat by about 10-0. Conversely my old club team used to regularly do that to teams. I also played warsow a lot a year ago, I couldn't even come close to beating the top players and would regularly get like 20-0'd. I finally ended up getting close games with them before I quit, but damn does it suck getting destroyed in a duel.

My high school soccer team used to regularly get beat by about 10-0. Conversely my old club team used to regularly do that to teams. I also played warsow a lot a year ago, I couldn't even come close to beating the top players and would regularly get like 20-0'd. I finally ended up getting close games with them before I quit, but damn does it suck getting destroyed in a duel.
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#28
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Back when I played rugby in highschool our team went to a tournament a few cites away and we faced this highschool that plays all year and had just gotten back from competing in England.
I've never been beaten so bad in a sport before in my life, the final score was 60ish - 0 and the highlight of the game was when we almost came close to scoring on them.

Back when I played rugby in highschool our team went to a tournament a few cites away and we faced this highschool that plays all year and had just gotten back from competing in England.
I've never been beaten so bad in a sport before in my life, the final score was 60ish - 0 and the highlight of the game was when we almost came close to scoring on them.
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#29
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My first ESEA team in s19 played against Bird Noises and 6Cuties in Week 1 - those ended up being the first and second rank at the end of the season. Later we played Back To The Lab Again, the third rank finisher.

My first ESEA team in s19 played against Bird Noises and 6Cuties in Week 1 - those ended up being the first and second rank at the end of the season. Later we played Back To The Lab Again, the third rank finisher.
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when i was 12 i scored 3 goals on my own net in 1 game of soccer

theres logs somewhere of me going 5-40 as scout in a cevo match on metalworks, i basically gave up and let trip carry me the rest of the game

i had an eidetic memory until i was around 7/8 and i remember completely destroying all my classmates in everything memory related the first half of elementary school. my favourite was when we all got a blank world map and had to label as many countries as possible, most people couldnt even label some easy fucking countries and i got like 50 countries on there before we had to hand the paper in. my school ended up calling my parents that day and they took me to a 3 day intelligence test in toronto to see if i was some genius or if i was autistic or something. turns out im neither but we found out about my memory so i guess that was cool. ironically i remember almost nothing about the actual 3 days of testing.

when i was 12 i scored 3 goals on my own net in 1 game of soccer

theres logs somewhere of me going 5-40 as scout in a cevo match on metalworks, i basically gave up and let trip carry me the rest of the game

i had an eidetic memory until i was around 7/8 and i remember completely destroying all my classmates in everything memory related the first half of elementary school. my favourite was when we all got a blank world map and had to label as many countries as possible, most people couldnt even label some easy fucking countries and i got like 50 countries on there before we had to hand the paper in. my school ended up calling my parents that day and they took me to a 3 day intelligence test in toronto to see if i was some genius or if i was autistic or something. turns out im neither but we found out about my memory so i guess that was cool. ironically i remember almost nothing about the actual 3 days of testing.
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