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Which pill would you take?
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#31
21 Frags +

grey pill and main medic

grey pill and main medic
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#32
-4 Frags +

idk im colourblind

idk im colourblind
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#33
-6 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/ukQ0JHu.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/ukQ0JHu.png[/img]
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#34
-2 Frags +

I want one that gives me 30 ping to Chicago

I want one that gives me 30 ping to Chicago
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#35
-6 Frags +

blue pill sounds the best for med you'd just be unkillable

blue pill sounds the best for med you'd just be unkillable
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#36
-7 Frags +

you idiots arent choosing the yellow pill. you would literally be spiderman. just quit tf2 and do crazy shit irl.

you idiots arent choosing the yellow pill. you would literally be spiderman. just quit tf2 and do crazy shit irl.
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#37
5 Frags +

orange pill becuase fuck rsi

orange pill becuase fuck rsi
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#38
-3 Frags +

Pink pill all the way

Pink pill all the way
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#39
9 Frags +

might be time to brush up on rgl / etf2l's performance-enhancing drug rules

might be time to brush up on rgl / etf2l's performance-enhancing drug rules
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#40
payload.tf
-5 Frags +
Gritomamight be time to brush up on rgl / etf2l's performance-enhancing drug rules

actually very funny post lmfao

[quote=Gritoma]might be time to brush up on rgl / etf2l's performance-enhancing drug rules[/quote]
actually very funny post lmfao
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#41
-4 Frags +

green. i've already committed to pyro, might as well go all the way

green. i've already committed to pyro, might as well go all the way
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#42
28 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/gSIUtnV.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/gSIUtnV.png[/img]
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#43
-3 Frags +

I initially thought green, orange, and red pill would be the best, but after thinking about each more I can say that green, pink, and (maybe) yellow are goated.

Grey, and black pills are kind of underwhelming and don't really compete with the others.
Blue, orange, and red pills are actually pretty good imo, but again, they don't really come close to the benefit of green, pink, and yellow.

Green pill is cracked because best at sniper means you win

I think pink pill is crazy because it turns learning sixes into elementary school. You're taught everything in an understandable way by hundreds of masters, so you know exactly what you do wrong and exactly what to do right. You know exactly what to practice and there's absolutely nothing shrouded by mystery (e.g.: how did we lose that mid? what could I have done there? whats the perfect way to push out of this last?).

I say maybe yellow because idk if the op meant 20ms (which is absolutely insignificant imo and would make yellow the absolute worst choice) or 200ms (which actually would make a difference). The average human reaction time is ~250ms, so by decreasing that by 200 ms, you basically become a god and play in slowmo. Holding down an angle on sniper=easy, predicting jittery scout movement=easy, doing basically anything dm related=easy.

ty for reading my nerd essay

I initially thought green, orange, and red pill would be the best, but after thinking about each more I can say that green, pink, and (maybe) yellow are goated.

Grey, and black pills are kind of underwhelming and don't really compete with the others.
Blue, orange, and red pills are actually pretty good imo, but again, they don't really come close to the benefit of green, pink, and yellow.

Green pill is cracked because best at sniper means you win

I think pink pill is crazy because it turns learning sixes into elementary school. You're taught everything in an understandable way by hundreds of masters, so you know exactly what you do wrong and exactly what to do right. You know exactly what to practice and there's absolutely nothing shrouded by mystery (e.g.: how did we lose that mid? what could I have done there? whats the perfect way to push out of this last?).

I say maybe yellow because idk if the op meant 20ms (which is absolutely insignificant imo and would make yellow the absolute worst choice) or 200ms (which actually would make a difference). The average human reaction time is ~250ms, so by decreasing that by 200 ms, you basically become a god and play in slowmo. Holding down an angle on sniper=easy, predicting jittery scout movement=easy, doing basically anything dm related=easy.

ty for reading my nerd essay
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#44
4 Frags +

if you take red pill you can easily become the best sniper in the world as well as every other class because your practice is so much more effective.

makes green pill redundant. as long as you're willing to put in the bare minimum effort /hours (ie. if you only play scrims and a few pugs a week at 30hrs/past 2 weeks that is the effective practice of 100hrs / past 2 weeks of the heaviest neet grinder. and if you're already a grinder...) you should be able to become a top player in the space of a year with the red pill and then after that, you will build up an insurmountable lead because no one will be able to practice well enough to surpass you

if you take red pill you can easily become the best sniper in the world as well as every other class because your practice is so much more effective.

makes green pill redundant. as long as you're willing to put in the bare minimum effort /hours (ie. if you only play scrims and a few pugs a week at 30hrs/past 2 weeks that is the effective practice of 100hrs / past 2 weeks of the heaviest neet grinder. and if you're already a grinder...) you should be able to become a top player in the space of a year with the red pill and then after that, you will build up an insurmountable lead because no one will be able to practice well enough to surpass you
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#45
1 Frags +

Green pill without even trying. Grey pill is up for nasty fragmovies

Green pill without even trying. Grey pill is up for nasty fragmovies
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#46
2 Frags +

The yellow pill is so underpowered? Orange pill makes it irrelevant.

I'd take the orange one, unless yellow was buffed to ~50ms.

The yellow pill is so underpowered? Orange pill makes it irrelevant.

I'd take the orange one, unless yellow was buffed to ~50ms.
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#47
0 Frags +

red pill is stupid

Nathan #44

you could also get close to the benefits of the blue pill with the red pill and have no need for the pink pill since demo reviews are so productive

but orange pill is a must take for anyone wrist aims and doesn't do wrist exercises or refuses to change to a lower sens

red pill is stupid
[quote=Nathan #44][/quote]
you could also get close to the benefits of the blue pill with the red pill and have no need for the pink pill since demo reviews are so productive

but orange pill is a must take for anyone wrist aims and doesn't do wrist exercises or refuses to change to a lower sens
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#48
-1 Frags +

orange is the most based.

who doesn't wanna be playing at their peak full time for the best practice while enjoying it?

orange is the most based.

who doesn't wanna be playing at their peak full time for the best practice while enjoying it?
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#49
7 Frags +

Would I OD if i took all of them?

Would I OD if i took all of them?
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#50
-6 Frags +

how good would you actually get at sniper if you took the green pill? Does being the best in the world just mean you would get a slight advantage over the current best sniper in the world (or possibly the best sniper ever, so sheep/jukebox) or does it mean you literally become a human triggerbot?

if it's the latter then green pill would unambiguously be the best, and you wouldn't even have to pick sniper. a pyro who hypothetically never missed a flare would just annihilate entire teams from long range lol

how good would you actually get at sniper if you took the green pill? Does being the best in the world just mean you would get a slight advantage over the current best sniper in the world (or possibly the best sniper ever, so sheep/jukebox) or does it mean you literally become a human triggerbot?

if it's the latter then green pill would unambiguously be the best, and you wouldn't even have to pick sniper. a pyro who hypothetically never missed a flare would just annihilate entire teams from long range lol
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#51
4 Frags +
Sevena pyro who hypothetically never missed a flare would just annihilate entire teams from long range lol

There's no realistic way to prevent your enemies from dodging the flare when they see it flying.

[quote=Seven]a pyro who hypothetically never missed a flare would just annihilate entire teams from long range lol[/quote]

There's no realistic way to prevent your enemies from dodging the flare when they see it flying.
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#52
5 Frags +
Sevenif it's the latter then green pill would unambiguously be the best, and you wouldn't even have to pick sniper. a pyro who hypothetically never missed a flare would just annihilate entire teams from long range lol

even if flares did 90 to every target immediately, between similar reload speed and travel time its less dps than popping constant 150s as sniper?? ur logic doesnt check out bro im sorry

[quote=Seven]
if it's the latter then green pill would unambiguously be the best, and you wouldn't even have to pick sniper. a pyro who hypothetically never missed a flare would just annihilate entire teams from long range lol[/quote]

even if flares did 90 to every target immediately, between similar reload speed and travel time its less dps than popping constant 150s as sniper?? ur logic doesnt check out bro im sorry
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#53
5 Frags +

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ee_XwEDXoBQVxJl?format=jpg&name=small

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ee_XwEDXoBQVxJl?format=jpg&name=small[/img]
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#54
10 Frags +
Zestyhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ee_XwEDXoBQVxJl?format=jpg&name=small

Blue pill would literally fix all my mistakes

[quote=Zesty][img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ee_XwEDXoBQVxJl?format=jpg&name=small[/img][/quote]
Blue pill would literally fix all my mistakes
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