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American Thread Simulator
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#1
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we pretend to be americans in this thread

we pretend to be americans in this thread
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#2
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i cant stop e dating people who are younger than 18

i cant stop e dating people who are younger than 18
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#3
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how do i stop my teammates from saying the nword

how do i stop my teammates from saying the nword
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#4
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Uhh how do i drink water and enjoy it??

Uhh how do i drink water and enjoy it??
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#5
75 Frags +

Kinda feeling gender dysphoric tbh

Kinda feeling gender dysphoric tbh
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#6
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god i really love guns and dying to lack of accesible healthcare

god i really love guns and dying to lack of accesible healthcare
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#7
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nerd essay

nerd essay
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#8
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I love not smelling like armpit and having all my teeth because i'm not a dirty Euro. We won guys get over it

I love not smelling like armpit and having all my teeth because i'm not a dirty Euro. We won guys get over it
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#9
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beeeeeeast

beeeeeeast
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#10
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banned from rgl

banned from rgl
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#11
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why am I banned from rgl? only said it twice

why am I banned from rgl? only said it twice
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#12
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these stupiud euros... they cant keep maki ng these threadss

these stupiud euros... they cant keep maki ng these threadss
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#13
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It's Just A Word Why Can't I Say It

It's Just A Word Why Can't I Say It
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#14
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sigafoo dont steal my league fees pls!!

sigafoo dont steal my league fees pls!!
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#15
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uhhhh are you guys seeing this theres a fridge on mid?

uhhhh are you guys seeing this theres a fridge on mid?
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#16
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hey guys i can't pay my fees cuz my dumbass brother had to get a horrible disease and needs treatment and my mom won't let me spend any of the money she's making from working 3 jobs on videogames in these "dire times" anyways anyone think they can pay my fees for the season?

hey guys i can't pay my fees cuz my dumbass brother had to get a horrible disease and needs treatment and my mom won't let me spend any of the money she's making from working 3 jobs on videogames in these "dire times" anyways anyone think they can pay my fees for the season?
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#17
payload.tf
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MakIt's Just A Word Why Can't I Say It

its just a number why am I in jail?

[quote=Mak]It's Just A Word Why Can't I Say It[/quote]
its just a number why am I in jail?
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#18
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rgl bad

rgl bad
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#19
FBTF
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the only language I need to know is American and I feel good about it.

the only language I need to know is American and I feel good about it.
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#20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19IhGt5HLhI

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19IhGt5HLhI[/youtube]
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#21
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Oh boy. I can't wait to go to lan in California this year!

Oh boy. I can't wait to go to lan in California this year!
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#22
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ZestyOh boy. I can't wait to go to lan in California this year!

don't come to school tomorrow

[quote=Zesty]Oh boy. I can't wait to go to lan in California this year![/quote]

don't come to school tomorrow
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#23
40 Frags +

you know what guys euros suck so im going to start making fun of islam

you know what guys euros suck so im going to start making fun of islam
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#24
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burger

burger
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#25
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AthletickYOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_. O
|______________|||||__|] \ | /
())*********()()**(@) /\
WATCH OUT EUROS ITS GOING TO RUN YOU OVER

That's indeed what a burger would say, good simulation right there

[quote=Athletick]YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_. O
|______________|||||__|] \ | /
())*********()()**(@) /\
WATCH OUT EUROS ITS GOING TO RUN YOU OVER[/quote]
That's indeed what a burger would say, good simulation right there
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#26
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have u guys noticed the age of consent is arbitrary? like its just a number and it was different in the past. people all mature at different ages, some people can fully comprehend consent when they're like 15. ah idk guys. just a thought.
*types ESEA in browser, quickly closes tab and cries*

have u guys noticed the age of consent is arbitrary? like its just a number and it was different in the past. people all mature at different ages, some people can fully comprehend consent when they're like 15. ah idk guys. just a thought.
*types ESEA in browser, quickly closes tab and cries*
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#27
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lmao at all these euros calling burgers pedophiles ehile meanwhile Roman Polanski is slumming it up in Europe.

lmao at all these euros calling burgers pedophiles ehile meanwhile Roman Polanski is slumming it up in Europe.
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#28
-2 Frags +

why did I GET IN TROUBLE!! everyone else says it too???

why did I GET IN TROUBLE!! everyone else says it too???
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#29
11 Frags +

pretty funny ngl

pretty funny ngl
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#30
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dude hes rolled

dude hes rolled
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