Upvote Upvoted 18 Downvote Downvoted
1 2
favorite quotes
posted in Off Topic
1
#1
0 Frags +

post good quotes here

12:45 AM - catface: i will farm exile and megaboy
12:45 AM - catface: like the corn husks they are
12:45 AM - catface: call me farmer face

1:11 AM - Contra: going back in time and buying my dad a condom

post good quotes here

12:45 AM - catface: i will farm exile and megaboy
12:45 AM - catface: like the corn husks they are
12:45 AM - catface: call me farmer face

1:11 AM - Contra: going back in time and buying my dad a condom
2
#2
27 Frags +

.

.
3
#3
3 Frags +

you will get punch first and then big dick on your dirty face
anything that scorpion said basically

you will get punch first and then big dick on your dirty face
anything that scorpion said basically
4
#4
13 Frags +

8:49 PM - Evil MrMuffinz :D: i actually googled cute boys with long hair
8:49 PM - Evil MrMuffinz :D: http://puu.sh/gboYN/bcc7c56b86.jpg
8:49 PM - Evil MrMuffinz :D: http://puu.sh/gboXy/1e19d85000.jpg
8:49 PM - Evil MrMuffinz :D: http://puu.sh/gboPs/be875266f3.jpg

8:49 PM - Evil MrMuffinz :D: i actually googled cute boys with long hair
8:49 PM - Evil MrMuffinz :D: http://puu.sh/gboYN/bcc7c56b86.jpg
8:49 PM - Evil MrMuffinz :D: http://puu.sh/gboXy/1e19d85000.jpg
8:49 PM - Evil MrMuffinz :D: http://puu.sh/gboPs/be875266f3.jpg
5
#5
-7 Frags +

12:25 - quik: *dab*

22:27 - *$ PolygoN_: its not gay if the balls dont touch faggot

12:25 - quik: *dab*

22:27 - *$ PolygoN_: its not gay if the balls dont touch faggot
6
#6
29 Frags +

*DEAD* MarShan : Who airshots in pubs

*DEAD* MarShan : Who airshots in pubs
7
#7
24 Frags +

10:24 PM - gabruglio: then daddy is gonna spank his little princess.

10:24 PM - gabruglio: then daddy is gonna spank his little princess.
8
#8
-4 Frags +

Jt is a quote factory

"I need to kill the anime"
"I bet he watches anime, he's cheating"
"I HAVE DOWNS SYNDROME"
"Isn't indust a pedophile?"
"I love gay people."
"Is it possible to distribute your ELO when you die?"

Jt is a quote factory

"I need to kill the anime"
"I bet he watches anime, he's cheating"
"I HAVE DOWNS SYNDROME"
"Isn't indust a pedophile?"
"I love gay people."
"Is it possible to distribute your ELO when you die?"
9
#9
24 Frags +

Neo : at least i have 46 chromosomes
ebsikl : lol retard i have one more

ebsikl : I'm the clockwork of silver

terp : too bad food doesn't grow on trees asshole

Neo : at least i have 46 chromosomes
ebsikl : lol retard i have one more


ebsikl : I'm the clockwork of silver

terp : too bad food doesn't grow on trees asshole
10
#10
9 Frags +

If anything I'll remember this forever just because of who said it to me

Digresser: Never tell a girl to have her glands checked

If anything I'll remember this forever just because of who said it to me

Digresser: Never tell a girl to have her glands checked
11
#11
7 Frags +

21:12 - Flako: I sometimes think
21:12 - Flako: you're some kind of like
21:12 - Flako: "I fap on other guys" fucker

21:12 - Flako: I sometimes think
21:12 - Flako: you're some kind of like
21:12 - Flako: "I fap on other guys" fucker
12
#12
-12 Frags +

Filthy 20 hours ago
>Furry
>Trans
Please kill yourself.

Filthy 20 hours ago
>Furry
>Trans
Please kill yourself.
13
#13
20 Frags +

11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: alright
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: ur
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: a
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: faggot
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: like
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: seriously
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: its
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: so
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: hard
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: to
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: believe
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: you
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: are
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: human
11:10 p. m. - smes: notice me marquis-chan~
11:10 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: puke

10:11 a. m. - vari: every EU scout
10:11 a. m. - vari: is rainoflight
10:11 a. m. - vari: on steriods
10:11 a. m. - vari: it is maximum botting

11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: alright
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: ur
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: a
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: faggot
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: like
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: seriously
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: its
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: so
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: hard
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: to
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: believe
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: you
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: are
11:08 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: human
11:10 p. m. - smes: notice me marquis-chan~
11:10 p. m. - @EvelynMainsMEI_OW: puke

10:11 a. m. - vari: every EU scout
10:11 a. m. - vari: is rainoflight
10:11 a. m. - vari: on steriods
10:11 a. m. - vari: it is maximum botting
14
#14
9 Frags +

[7:44 PM] Tob: getting my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow
[7:45 PM] MrJelly: typical euro doing the opposite of a push

[7:44 PM] Tob: getting my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow
[7:45 PM] MrJelly: typical euro doing the opposite of a push
15
#15
12 Frags +

10:49 PM - Akemi: Space god
11:07 PM - SPACEGHOST'SCOFFEE NOTCOFFEEMONS: sup
11:07 PM - Akemi: Can I backup for your team yet
11:07 PM - Akemi: Vanilla said he accepts me as a person

10:49 PM - Akemi: Space god
11:07 PM - SPACEGHOST'SCOFFEE NOTCOFFEEMONS: sup
11:07 PM - Akemi: Can I backup for your team yet
11:07 PM - Akemi: Vanilla said he accepts me as a person
16
#16
-10 Frags +

9:36 PM - Vecc: i eat cum daily

9:36 PM - Vecc: i eat cum daily
17
#17
5 Frags +

12:37 PM - Sasha-Sexyfur: Hello, my name is Sasha-Sexyfur, i am a male lagomorph and i have an undersized, impotent and prematurely ejaculating penis.

12:37 PM - Sasha-Sexyfur: Hello, my name is Sasha-Sexyfur, i am a male lagomorph and i have an undersized, impotent and prematurely ejaculating penis.
18
#18
17 Frags +
Vecc9:36 PM - Vecc: i eat cum daily

https://i.gyazo.com/fa49561c1d55f4c0a66a0ce99b741900.png

[quote=Vecc]9:36 PM - Vecc: i eat cum daily[/quote]
[img]https://i.gyazo.com/fa49561c1d55f4c0a66a0ce99b741900.png[/img]
19
#19
-5 Frags +
SmesiVecc9:36 PM - Vecc: i eat cum dailythats you

im my own favorite quote

[quote=Smesi][quote=Vecc]9:36 PM - Vecc: i eat cum daily[/quote]
thats you[/quote]

im my own favorite quote
20
#20
37 Frags +

12:18 - mei-n: whats that island called
12:18 - mei-n: with all the irish people on it
12:19 - drif: ireland
12:19 - mei-n: thank you

12:18 - mei-n: whats that island called
12:18 - mei-n: with all the irish people on it
12:19 - drif: ireland
12:19 - mei-n: thank you
21
#21
1 Frags +

Aglow_: my dream is to be an alcoholic by the age of 21
Aglow_: I can be highly educated and be an alcoholic at the same time, okay

*DEAD*(TEAM) LoCoBeAnZUK : 1 SOLLY 3 SCOUT
*DEAD*(TEAM) LoCoBeAnZUK : OPPS CAPS

Aglow_: my dream is to be an alcoholic by the age of 21
Aglow_: I can be highly educated and be an alcoholic at the same time, okay

*DEAD*(TEAM) LoCoBeAnZUK : 1 SOLLY 3 SCOUT
*DEAD*(TEAM) LoCoBeAnZUK : OPPS CAPS
22
#22
1 Frags +
Smesi10:11 a. m. - vari: every EU scout
10:11 a. m. - vari: is rainoflight
10:11 a. m. - vari: on steriods
10:11 a. m. - vari: it is maximum botting

u cannot prove ive said this . ..

[quote=Smesi]
10:11 a. m. - vari: every EU scout
10:11 a. m. - vari: is rainoflight
10:11 a. m. - vari: on steriods
10:11 a. m. - vari: it is maximum botting[/quote]

u cannot prove ive said this . ..
23
#23
5 Frags +

evilgwyn : spy should get a dynamite jacket so he could go in and suicide bomd the whole team

5:28 AM - rolling: I'm epic thanks for asking

Bertil54321: Im a tf2 develepor we are lying about matchmaking, we will soon take down tf2 and it be over

dennisj1: I ONCE SUCKED A DI CK IN MY MOUTH NOW IAM A B ITCH IAM DEPRESSED IAM DEPRESSED IAM WEAK IAM A LOSER

evilgwyn : spy should get a dynamite jacket so he could go in and suicide bomd the whole team

5:28 AM - rolling: I'm epic thanks for asking

Bertil54321: Im a tf2 develepor we are lying about matchmaking, we will soon take down tf2 and it be over


dennisj1: I ONCE SUCKED A DI CK IN MY MOUTH NOW IAM A B ITCH IAM DEPRESSED IAM DEPRESSED IAM WEAK IAM A LOSER
24
#24
22 Frags +

<Admirable> fucking moth
<Admirable> kill this Permzilla
<Admirable> no more cocaine powder
<Admirable> the fuck did this come from
<Permzilla> are you ok Admirable
<Admirable> its not a moth
<Admirable> a butterfly
<Admirable> in my room
<Admirable> flapping
<Admirable> FLAP{PING
<Admirable> fuck man
<Admirable> do I kill it?
<Admirable> sleep with it?
<Permzilla> its only a butterfly
<Admirable> ITS FLAPPING
<Permzilla> are you a man or a mouse?
<Admirable> is this real life?
<Admirable> FUCK MAN
<Admirable> just flkew in my fac
<Permzilla> get a cup and a bit of paper
<Permzilla> catch it in the cup, put the paper over the cup and let it go outside
<Admirable> haha I turned the light on in the landing to lure it out
<Admirable> then I closed the door
<Admirable> potato 1 - 0 buttefly
<Permzilla> good work
<Admirable> fuck man
<Admirable> heart racing
<Admirable> it was the size of a FIST
<Admirable> angel of death
<Admirable> fuckjing under siege now
<Admirable> can't leave the room
<Admirable> for fear of butterfly invasion
<Admirable> fuck SonnyBlack
<Admirable> yolol
<Permzilla> lol

<Admirable> fucking moth
<Admirable> kill this Permzilla
<Admirable> no more cocaine powder
<Admirable> the fuck did this come from
<Permzilla> are you ok Admirable
<Admirable> its not a moth
<Admirable> a butterfly
<Admirable> in my room
<Admirable> flapping
<Admirable> FLAP{PING
<Admirable> fuck man
<Admirable> do I kill it?
<Admirable> sleep with it?
<Permzilla> its only a butterfly
<Admirable> ITS FLAPPING
<Permzilla> are you a man or a mouse?
<Admirable> is this real life?
<Admirable> FUCK MAN
<Admirable> just flkew in my fac
<Permzilla> get a cup and a bit of paper
<Permzilla> catch it in the cup, put the paper over the cup and let it go outside
<Admirable> haha I turned the light on in the landing to lure it out
<Admirable> then I closed the door
<Admirable> potato 1 - 0 buttefly
<Permzilla> good work
<Admirable> fuck man
<Admirable> heart racing
<Admirable> it was the size of a FIST
<Admirable> angel of death
<Admirable> fuckjing under siege now
<Admirable> can't leave the room
<Admirable> for fear of butterfly invasion
<Admirable> fuck SonnyBlack
<Admirable> yolol
<Permzilla> lol
25
#25
2 Frags +

A day without sunshine is like night

A day without sunshine is like night
26
#26
21 Frags +

Nation (In mumble): There's this new meme people keep telling people to do on stream. I think it's called a "dib"

Nation (In mumble): There's this new meme people keep telling people to do on stream. I think it's called a "dib"
27
#27
11 Frags +

flyingbuddy: I'm making a video
flyingbuddy: it's in the process
Eternal: why not badlands

flyingbuddy: I'm making a video
flyingbuddy: it's in the process
Eternal: why not badlands
28
#28
16 Frags +

5:34 PM - Mini: hey couches
5:34 PM - Mini: youre the type of nigga that gets mad pussy right?
5:34 PM - Only Couches Pull Out: what
5:35 PM - Mini: you get mad pussy
5:35 PM - Mini: right
5:35 PM - Only Couches Pull Out: Ive played 11 seasons of highlander
5:35 PM - Only Couches Pull Out: in a row

12:20 AM - Heartstrings: but generally brainless scouts on the other team piss me off mroe than smart ones
12:21 AM - Heartstrings: cuz they like run through my whole team, frag me, drop our med, take a dump, eat a snickers, and get out with 5 hp

5:34 PM - Mini: hey couches
5:34 PM - Mini: youre the type of nigga that gets mad pussy right?
5:34 PM - Only Couches Pull Out: what
5:35 PM - Mini: you get mad pussy
5:35 PM - Mini: right
5:35 PM - Only Couches Pull Out: Ive played 11 seasons of highlander
5:35 PM - Only Couches Pull Out: in a row

12:20 AM - Heartstrings: but generally brainless scouts on the other team piss me off mroe than smart ones
12:21 AM - Heartstrings: cuz they like run through my whole team, frag me, drop our med, take a dump, eat a snickers, and get out with 5 hp
29
#29
-3 Frags +

Nonaka-chan : you're a disgrace to all anime avatar people on steam

Hr. Pind : loosing to a bunch of anime faggots might aswell quit the game

Nonaka-chan : you're a disgrace to all anime avatar people on steam

Hr. Pind : loosing to a bunch of anime faggots might aswell quit the game
30
#30
6 Frags +

akemi :3 : u hang out with Yimi by choice and you call me mentally ill?

akemi :3 : u hang out with Yimi by choice and you call me mentally ill?
1 2
Please sign in through STEAM to post a comment.