i wish people watched my stream for my gaming skills and not my large penis

from a pub i saw this- "Pyro isn't a boy or girl, it is just a mountain of shit in a suit"

This was flooding chat for 5 straight minutes

[quote=DHMGG]bind [ "say You just spend 3 seconds to read this shit"[/quote]
u need help if it takes u three seconds to read a sentence

ding dong fries are done

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ur shit kid give up and never play again u blow kid

bind "RSHIFT" "say ♥ The first rul of fite club is 2 always hav fun an be urself ♥"

bind = "say !add 4"

none of these are funny

the

@_@

bind o "say o i am laffin"

the opposite of whatever boulder dflame leaky dave_ broking and everybody on tsu type

bind kp_del "say *DEAD* Epsilon KnOxXx: fuckjok your shitty luck"
bind leftarrow "say Kiler4fun: You might be missing out on some suave gay"

[quote=eee][quote=DHMGG]bind [ "say You just spend 3 seconds to read this shit"[/quote]
u need help if it takes u three seconds to read a sentence[/quote]

k

Favorite:

How much you hit that wall for?

the pros play this game for money, i play this game for fun, and you play this game to waste electricity

I bet you're the type of dude that likes it when your toilet paper breaks and your finger slides up your asshole.

You have the map awareness of Christopher Columbus

bind p "say Using Phlog Is my Guilty Pleasure"

bind 6 "say the"

kys yourself

The Heckler : they got spawn camped by a bunch of skill-less strange farming idiots

[spoiler]alias banepostL0 "say CIA: Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.; alias banepost banepostL1"
alias banepostL1 "say Driver: He wasn't alone.; alias banepost banepostL2"
alias banepostL2 "say CIA: You don't get to bring friends.; alias banepost banepostL3"
alias banepostL3 "say Dr. Pavel: They are not my friends.; alias banepost banepostL4"
alias banepostL4 "say Driver: Don't worry, no charge for them.; alias banepost banepostL5"
alias banepostL5 "say CIA: Why would I want them?; alias banepost banepostL6"
alias banepostL6 "say Driver: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man.; alias banepost banepostL7"
alias banepostL7 "say CIA: Bane?; alias banepost banepostL8"
alias banepostL8 "say CIA: Get 'em on board. I'll call it in.; alias banepost banepostL9"
alias banepostL9 "say CIA: What are you doing in the middle of my operation?; alias banepost banepostL10"
alias banepostL10 "say CIA: The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here. But only one of you.; alias banepost banepostL11"
alias banepostL11 "say CIA: First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!; alias banepost banepostL12"
alias banepostL12 "say CIA: So, who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?!; alias banepost banepostL13"
alias banepostL13 "say CIA: He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?!; alias banepost banepostL14"
alias banepostL14 "say CIA: Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?!; alias banepost banepostL15"
alias banepostL15 "say CIA: Lot of loyalty for a hired gun!; alias banepost banepostL16"
alias banepostL16 "say Third Prisoner: Or he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.; alias banepost banepostL17"
alias banepostL17 "say CIA: At least you can talk. Who are you?; alias banepost banepostL18"
alias banepostL18 "say Third Prisoner: It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan. No one cared who I was until I put on the mask; alias banepost banepostL19"
alias banepostL19 "say CIA: If I pull that off, will you die?; alias banepost banepostL20"
alias banepostL20 "say Bane: It would be extremely painful.; alias banepost banepostL21"
alias banepostL21 "say CIA: You're a big guy.; alias banepost banepostL22"
alias banepostL22 "say Bane: For you.; alias banepost banepostL23"
alias banepostL23 "say CIA: Was getting caught part of your plan?; alias banepost banepostL24"
alias banepostL24 "say Bane: Of course!; alias banepost banepostL25"
alias banepostL25 "say Bane: Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We are to find out what he told you.; alias banepost banepostL26"
alias banepostL26 "say Dr. Pavel: Nothing! I said nothing!; alias banepost banepostL27"
alias banepostL27 "say CIA: Well congratulations! You got yourself caught. Now what's the next step of your master plan?; alias banepost banepostL28"
alias banepostL28 "say Bane: Crashing this plane. With no survivors.; alias banepost banepostL29"
alias banepostL29 "say Bane: No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.; alias banepost banepostL30"
alias banepostL30 "say Second Prisoner: Have we started the fire?; alias banepost banepostL31"
alias banepostL31 "say Bane: Yes! The fire rises.; alias banepost banepostL32"
alias banepostL32 "say Bane: Calm down doctor. Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.; alias banepost banepostL0"
alias banepost banepostL0
bind p banepost[/spoiler]

least im not a fuck nigga

\m/___( °<___○)___\m/ roCk !!!!

/teleport

kill... autists...

[quote=fr3fou]/teleport[/quote]

I'll use your foreskin as a sleeping bag

waiting for mareshots

ouch dude

http://pastebin.com/PCPaU5q8