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What would you choose?
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#1
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https://puu.sh/ErtXC/7a4830a329.png

If you choose the anime girl, make sure she is overage, unlike hamaham who picked a 14 year old.

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If you choose the anime girl, make sure she is overage, unlike hamaham who picked a 14 year old.
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#2
-9 Frags +

bro

bro
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#3
6 Frags +

aoi tokujira is just a really wholesome character she's also prolly like 16 maybe even 17? i don't wanna lewd her i just wanna get book recommendations and be her friend

aoi tokujira is just a really wholesome character she's also prolly like 16 maybe even 17? i don't wanna lewd her i just wanna get book recommendations and be her friend
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#4
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Personally I think the (real) girl and kitchen is the winning combo, as well as noone remembering you. So that leaves 11 points. Gym and drugs and gun in case it goes south?

Personally I think the (real) girl and kitchen is the winning combo, as well as noone remembering you. So that leaves 11 points. Gym and drugs and gun in case it goes south?
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#5
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I'd forfeit all the cash, being remembered and access to a bed in exchange for the anime woman and a functioning PC with games and the net. Just cash out in 10 years once you emerge from this bunker with a living breathing anime character lmfao, and people now knowing who you are could even be handy at that point. Sleep on her thighs ofc.

I'd forfeit all the cash, being remembered and access to a bed in exchange for the anime woman and a functioning PC with games and the net. Just cash out in 10 years once you emerge from this bunker with a living breathing anime character lmfao, and people now knowing who you are could even be handy at that point. Sleep on her thighs ofc.
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#6
9 Frags +

i dont fucking care about any part of this situation i just see the ability to make my favourite anime girl real and the answer to this is yes

i dont fucking care about any part of this situation i just see the ability to make my favourite anime girl real and the answer to this is yes
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#7
14 Frags +

It baffles me how many of you throw your points away on mere trinkets. Give me a dark room, unlimited nutrient paste, and five Barry bondses, and we'll have a whale of a time just me and the guys!

It baffles me how many of you throw your points away on mere trinkets. Give me a dark room, unlimited nutrient paste, and five Barry bondses, and we'll have a whale of a time just me and the guys!
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#8
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https://i.imgur.com/jJH2uuZ.png

https://i.imgur.com/jJH2uuZ.png
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#9
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Kyyhttps://i.imgur.com/jJH2uuZ.png

my LORD

[quote=Kyy]https://i.imgur.com/jJH2uuZ.png[/quote]

my LORD
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#10
11 Frags +

I got a new brain play, abuse this age faster one and just live hard and fast and die in the hole.

age faster for + 11 points
noone remembers cus i aint leaving anyway for +5
forfeit all money cus i aint leaving for +10
so now I got 56 points

Girl for 18 (18)
internet for 15 (33)
computer for 6 (39)
drugs for 5 (44)
hygiene for 3 (47)
garden for 2 (49)
a kitten or puppy for 6 (55)
a gun (56)

I got a new brain play, abuse this age faster one and just live hard and fast and die in the hole.

age faster for + 11 points
noone remembers cus i aint leaving anyway for +5
forfeit all money cus i aint leaving for +10
so now I got 56 points

Girl for 18 (18)
internet for 15 (33)
computer for 6 (39)
drugs for 5 (44)
hygiene for 3 (47)
garden for 2 (49)
a kitten or puppy for 6 (55)
a gun (56)
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#11
115 Frags +

is no one else concerned that the anime girl costs more than the real girl

is no one else concerned that the anime girl costs more than the real girl
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#12
4 Frags +

Do I get a discount if I only buy one bullet for the gun?

Do I get a discount if I only buy one bullet for the gun?
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#13
3 Frags +

computer, internet, unlimited fast food, phone and skylight (30 points total)

first 3 make it not too different from my real life, i get the phone to talk to my family one day a week and the skylight is there to maintain sanity

i think this honestly wouldn't be too bad

edit: i can talk to family with the computer actually, give me the mayo clinic doctor instead of the smartphone so i dont die from eating fast food every day

computer, internet, unlimited fast food, phone and skylight (30 points total)

first 3 make it not too different from my real life, i get the phone to talk to my family one day a week and the skylight is there to maintain sanity

i think this honestly wouldn't be too bad

edit: i can talk to family with the computer actually, give me the mayo clinic doctor instead of the smartphone so i dont die from eating fast food every day
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#14
11 Frags +

I would halve the payout, take $5 mil and get 35 points

computer, video games, internet, skylight, kitten, garden with greenhouse :D

I would halve the payout, take $5 mil and get 35 points

computer, video games, internet, skylight, kitten, garden with greenhouse :D
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#15
17 Frags +

30 pool tables

30 pool tables
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#16
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blazeis no one else concerned that the anime girl costs more than the real girl

Look at it this way, you won't know what sort of 18yo girl you'd get apart from knowing the age and the "stunningly attractive looks" but with the anime girl you'll also have a very wide selection of personalities as well, so I'd say it's a fair increase in cost of points for that

[quote=blaze]is no one else concerned that the anime girl costs more than the real girl[/quote]
Look at it this way, you won't know what sort of 18yo girl you'd get apart from knowing the age and the "stunningly attractive looks" but with the anime girl you'll also have a very wide selection of personalities as well, so I'd say it's a fair increase in cost of points for that
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#17
4 Frags +

library (thats so nice information and lots of einternainmeint [4]
kitchen (i doi like cookiung) [6]
gym + pool (yeah.. im getting large) [8]
hygiene (skin care is so nice to you) [3]
sunlight (vitamins d) [2]
upgraded doctor (source of human interaction as well as he looks after u) [3]
music (i love msuci alot) [4]

i would eat an eggs and also burger. but if i dont have nintendon swithc i might get madf./

library (thats so nice information and lots of einternainmeint [4]
kitchen (i doi like cookiung) [6]
gym + pool (yeah.. im getting large) [8]
hygiene (skin care is so nice to you) [3]
sunlight (vitamins d) [2]
upgraded doctor (source of human interaction as well as he looks after u) [3]
music (i love msuci alot) [4]

i would eat an eggs and also burger. but if i dont have nintendon swithc i might get madf./
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#18
5 Frags +

does the burger have cheese on it?

does the burger have cheese on it?
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#19
11 Frags +

unlimited drugs- 5 points
barry bonds- 7 points
gourmet food every day- 8 points
workout room- 5 points
skylight- 2 points
medical care- 2 points

29 points spent

10 years from now my hall of fame MLB career begins...

unlimited drugs- 5 points
barry bonds- 7 points
gourmet food every day- 8 points
workout room- 5 points
skylight- 2 points
medical care- 2 points

29 points spent

10 years from now my hall of fame MLB career begins...
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#20
12 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/7hSOti7.png

cut 10 mil in half
use model train warehouse to store unlimited drugs/booze/tobacco
invest it all in selling my unlimited drugs/booze/tobacco over the internet
stay in my basement
sell it on the internet
become el chapo
walk out with 100 million, nobody remembers I sold drugs.

https://i.imgur.com/7hSOti7.png

cut 10 mil in half
use model train warehouse to store unlimited drugs/booze/tobacco
invest it all in selling my unlimited drugs/booze/tobacco over the internet
stay in my basement
sell it on the internet
become el chapo
walk out with 100 million, nobody remembers I sold drugs.
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#21
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Aquilahttps://i.imgur.com/7hSOti7.png

cut 10 mil in half
use model train warehouse to store unlimited drugs/booze/tobacco
invest it all in selling my unlimited drugs/booze/tobacco over the internet
stay in my basement
sell it on the internet
become el chapo
walk out with 100 million, nobody remembers I sold drugs.

when it says "access to internet", does that mean u have a computer or phone to use it? cuz i think u bought internet but no way to use it. please fix this logical inconsistency

[quote=Aquila]https://i.imgur.com/7hSOti7.png

cut 10 mil in half
use model train warehouse to store unlimited drugs/booze/tobacco
invest it all in selling my unlimited drugs/booze/tobacco over the internet
stay in my basement
sell it on the internet
become el chapo
walk out with 100 million, nobody remembers I sold drugs.[/quote]
when it says "access to internet", does that mean u have a computer or phone to use it? cuz i think u bought internet but no way to use it. please fix this logical inconsistency
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#22
15 Frags +

become gay, no bed, nobody remember me
purchase 7 barry bonds
gun for later

become gay, no bed, nobody remember me
purchase 7 barry bonds
gun for later
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#23
5 Frags +

Do i have to leave? Can i just stay in the basement?

Do i have to leave? Can i just stay in the basement?
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#24
-19 Frags +

become gay (33)
no bed (35)
gun (34)
dog (28)
vr helmet (23)
waifu (1)

think playing vr game (no pc to play vr games with so im already mega retardo), shoot real gun 3 times at wall. bullets ricochet and hit waifu and dog in head, third bullet hits vr helmet showing me this is irl. cry a lot but remember can get another gun.

gun (0)

pussies out of suicide bc is very afraid of death.
People Remember This Happening.
shoot school when released from basement with new gun
go to jail but get out on bail bc i kept the 10mil
society.

become gay (33)
no bed (35)
gun (34)
dog (28)
vr helmet (23)
waifu (1)

think playing vr game (no pc to play vr games with so im already mega retardo), shoot real gun 3 times at wall. bullets ricochet and hit waifu and dog in head, third bullet hits vr helmet showing me this is irl. cry a lot but remember can get another gun.

gun (0)

pussies out of suicide bc is very afraid of death.
People Remember This Happening.
shoot school when released from basement with new gun
go to jail but get out on bail bc i kept the 10mil
society.
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#25
23 Frags +

(15) Internet
(2) HD Camera
(2) Model Trains
(5) Drugs
(1)Gun
(35) Barry Bonds x5

(+5) Exhausted
(+4) Common Cold
(+5) Forgotten
(+1) Age 2x Speed
(+3) The Big Gay
(+2) Bed
(+10) Forfeit money

You got 10 years to make a fortune off of hi def Barry Bonds Crack Fights
The fights will be held in the warehouse intended for the model trains

(15) Internet
(2) HD Camera
(2) Model Trains
(5) Drugs
(1)Gun
(35) Barry Bonds x5

(+5) Exhausted
(+4) Common Cold
(+5) Forgotten
(+1) Age 2x Speed
(+3) The Big Gay
(+2) Bed
(+10) Forfeit money

You got 10 years to make a fortune off of hi def Barry Bonds Crack Fights
The fights will be held in the warehouse intended for the model trains
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#26
-3 Frags +

i would like 30 guns with 3 bullets

i would like 30 guns with 3 bullets
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#27
2 Frags +

no libary of books option? I guess I could just do internet plus computer and do ebooks... that and the workout room you would come out a god in 10 years... better then college almost considering the unlimited education resources at your hand. hell you could do online courses...

this is stupid

no libary of books option? I guess I could just do internet plus computer and do ebooks... that and the workout room you would come out a god in 10 years... better then college almost considering the unlimited education resources at your hand. hell you could do online courses...

this is stupid
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#28
-1 Frags +

become gay (33)
no one will remember me (38)
workout room (33)
fast food +chick fil (28)
pc(22)
internet(7)
unlimited drugs(2)
skylight(0)

I feel like becoming gay and no one remembering me is a no brainer as there's a 50/50 chance I come out of this insane, don't need the fam to see me like that. Also does the nutrient past come with vitamin D in it if so I wanna swap the skylight for a nice delhi doctor.

become gay (33)
no one will remember me (38)
workout room (33)
fast food +chick fil (28)
pc(22)
internet(7)
unlimited drugs(2)
skylight(0)

I feel like becoming gay and no one remembering me is a no brainer as there's a 50/50 chance I come out of this insane, don't need the fam to see me like that. Also does the nutrient past come with vitamin D in it if so I wanna swap the skylight for a nice delhi doctor.
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#29
1 Frags +

$5 Million Payout (35)
Internet Access (20)
Workshop with industrial tools & supplies (14)
Top of the line Desktop Computer (8)
Unlimited Drugs (5)
Functioning Microwave w/ microwavable meals (2)
Medical Care (0)

Microwave only meals is honestly such a good value at 2 points, there a lot of frozen microwavable meals that are on the healthier side, plus still being able to have snack favorites like pizza bagels/pizza rolls/hot pockets/chicken tenders.

With internet access and a high end desktop, could still reliably be able to do remote esports casting and production. The main brainchild of my 10 year basement confinement is the workshop, drugs, and internet access.

Been looking into guitar luthiership for a long time and this would be a great opportunity to hone in on the craft and use the internet to keep up with modern practices and be able to look up anything I needed to on a whim. The drugs are there partially for recreational cannabis/LSD use, partially for inspiration for guitar design. While instrument construction is a fine art, after 10 years of combined trial and error and feedback from internet forums, guides, and videos, should be able to produce a relatively large quantity of quality handmade guitars to put onto the market and make for myself.

$5 Million Payout (35)
Internet Access (20)
Workshop with industrial tools & supplies (14)
Top of the line Desktop Computer (8)
Unlimited Drugs (5)
Functioning Microwave w/ microwavable meals (2)
Medical Care (0)

Microwave only meals is honestly such a good value at 2 points, there a lot of frozen microwavable meals that are on the healthier side, plus still being able to have snack favorites like pizza bagels/pizza rolls/hot pockets/chicken tenders.

With internet access and a high end desktop, could still reliably be able to do remote esports casting and production. The main brainchild of my 10 year basement confinement is the workshop, drugs, and internet access.

Been looking into guitar luthiership for a long time and this would be a great opportunity to hone in on the craft and use the internet to keep up with modern practices and be able to look up anything I needed to on a whim. The drugs are there partially for recreational cannabis/LSD use, partially for inspiration for guitar design. While instrument construction is a fine art, after 10 years of combined trial and error and feedback from internet forums, guides, and videos, should be able to produce a relatively large quantity of quality handmade guitars to put onto the market and make for myself.
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#30
17 Frags +

if i choose to become gay, doesn't that mean i get to choose a stunningly attractive barry bonds for 4 points, saving 14 points

if i choose to become gay, doesn't that mean i get to choose a stunningly attractive barry bonds for 4 points, saving 14 points
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