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the super power game
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You think of a super power, person below you puts a condition on it

example: i can fly

condition: you have to make airplane noises the entire time you're flying

try to make the conditions not just something retarded, like "you can fly but everytime you go higher than an inch off the ground u die"

my super power: i can time travel

You think of a super power, person below you puts a condition on it

example: i can fly

condition: you have to make airplane noises the entire time you're flying

try to make the conditions not just something retarded, like "you can fly but everytime you go higher than an inch off the ground u die"

my super power: i can time travel
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#2
2 Frags +

condition^: while you can time travel, you cant physically travel in a time thats not your own, and are locked in place until you warp back to current time

my super power: i can know everyone's opinions about, and relationships to, other people, including myself

condition^: while you can time travel, you cant physically travel in a time thats not your own, and are locked in place until you warp back to current time

my super power: i can know everyone's opinions about, and relationships to, other people, including myself
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#3
-5 Frags +
Gritomamy super power: i can know everyone's opinions about, and relationships to, other people, including myself

all the opinions you disagree with
my super power is the ability to say the N word without getting in trouble

[quote=Gritoma]my super power: i can know everyone's opinions about, and relationships to, other people, including myself[/quote]

all the opinions you disagree with
my super power is the ability to say the N word without getting in trouble
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#4
8 Frags +
griffGritomamy super power: i can know everyone's opinions about, and relationships to, other people, including myself
all the opinions you disagree with
my super power is the ability to say the N word without getting in trouble

condition: you can say it because people cannot physically hear you say it

my super power: i can teleport anywhere I see

[quote=griff][quote=Gritoma]my super power: i can know everyone's opinions about, and relationships to, other people, including myself[/quote]

all the opinions you disagree with
my super power is the ability to say the N word without getting in trouble[/quote]
condition: you can say it because people cannot physically hear you say it

my super power: i can teleport anywhere I see
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#5
-13 Frags +

condition^: ur blind

condition^: ur blind
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#6
-4 Frags +
zswgriffGritomamy super power: i can know everyone's opinions about, and relationships to, other people, including myself
all the opinions you disagree with
my super power is the ability to say the N word without getting in trouble
condition: you can say it because people cannot physically hear you say it

my super power: i can teleport anywhere I see

you teleport back 5 seconds later

Every tf.tv post i get starts with +50 frags

[quote=zsw][quote=griff][quote=Gritoma]my super power: i can know everyone's opinions about, and relationships to, other people, including myself[/quote]

all the opinions you disagree with
my super power is the ability to say the N word without getting in trouble[/quote]
condition: you can say it because people cannot physically hear you say it

my super power: i can teleport anywhere I see[/quote]

you teleport back 5 seconds later

Every tf.tv post i get starts with +50 frags
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#7
26 Frags +
Air_Every tf.tv post i get starts with +50 frags

You are still air so it doesn't matter

Superpower: I delete all edaters with one snap

[quote=Air_]Every tf.tv post i get starts with +50 frags[/quote]

You are still air so it doesn't matter

Superpower: I delete all edaters with one snap
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#8
14 Frags +
_brianSuperpower: I delete all edaters with one snap

condition: edating is the only chance you have to find a partner

superpower: i can instantly locate any object i've previously touched

[quote=_brian]Superpower: I delete all edaters with one snap[/quote]

condition: edating is the only chance you have to find a partner

superpower: i can instantly locate any object i've previously touched
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#9
3 Frags +
gemmsuperpower: i can instantly locate any object i've previously touched

Everything you touch (for the 2nd time) turns to skittles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSeJr8rLEy8

Superpower: X-Ray/MRI?? vision

[quote=gemm]
superpower: i can instantly locate any object i've previously touched[/quote]

Everything you touch (for the 2nd time) turns to skittles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSeJr8rLEy8

Superpower: X-Ray/MRI?? vision
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#10
-5 Frags +
ShooshSuperpower: X-Ray/MRI?? vision

condition: ur blind

superpower: I can control the weather

[quote=Shoosh]
Superpower: X-Ray/MRI?? vision[/quote]


condition: ur blind

superpower: I can control the weather
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#11
4 Frags +

condition: weather is dependent on actual mood

my super power: to be a caring husband and awesome dad. volunteering for my community and paying back

condition: weather is dependent on actual mood

my super power: to be a caring husband and awesome dad. volunteering for my community and paying back
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#12
5 Frags +

condition: inside you are still miserable
super power: everyone believes everything I say regardless of how ridiculous it is

condition: inside you are still miserable
super power: everyone believes everything I say regardless of how ridiculous it is
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#13
2 Frags +

condition: you can never write anything ever again

super power: become the most intelligent and wise person to ever live

condition: you can never write anything ever again

super power: become the most intelligent and wise person to ever live
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#14
3 Frags +

condition: you are in a permanent state of paralysis so you can't communicate your knowledge

superpower: you never have to eat, drink, breathe or sleep to stay alive

condition: you are in a permanent state of paralysis so you can't communicate your knowledge

superpower: you never have to eat, drink, breathe or sleep to stay alive
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#15
4 Frags +

condition: if you do accidentally do any of these things, you die

superpower: shape shifting

condition: if you do accidentally do any of these things, you die

superpower: shape shifting
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#16
NA Production Lead
5 Frags +

condition: you can only shapeshift into things made out of concrete and stone.

superpower: greatest musician of all time, can learn any instrument in minutes

condition: you can only shapeshift into things made out of concrete and stone.

superpower: greatest musician of all time, can learn any instrument in minutes
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#17
3 Frags +

condition: crippling performance anxiety

superpower: can copy anyone's face and voice

condition: crippling performance anxiety

superpower: can copy anyone's face and voice
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#18
0 Frags +

condition: your target's face becomes flat and featureless and they can't speak for the duration your power is active

superpower: i can see people's names above their head so i never forget those i've met and won't struggle to spell names of strangers

condition: your target's face becomes flat and featureless and they can't speak for the duration your power is active

superpower: i can see people's names above their head so i never forget those i've met and won't struggle to spell names of strangers
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#19
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condition: you will always mispronounce their name despite knowing how its spelled and should sound

superpower: i have the ability to predict future events perfectly

condition: you will always mispronounce their name despite knowing how its spelled and should sound

superpower: i have the ability to predict future events perfectly
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#20
1 Frags +

condition: only if the events occur in Des Moines, Iowa

superpower: instant reaction time

condition: only if the events occur in Des Moines, Iowa

superpower: instant reaction time
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#21
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condition: you only use this instant reaction time to react to youtube minecraft animated music videos

superpower: complete mind control

condition: you only use this instant reaction time to react to youtube minecraft animated music videos

superpower: complete mind control
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#22
0 Frags +

condition: by mind control we meant anyone can control your mind

superpower: double jump

condition: by mind control we meant anyone can control your mind

superpower: double jump
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#23
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condition: Legs break from the force required to do so.

superpower: the ability to create anything out of thin air.

condition: Legs break from the force required to do so.

superpower: the ability to create anything out of thin air.
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#24
2 Frags +

condition: everything you create has b4nny's face on it

superpower: killing this thread, hopefully

condition: everything you create has b4nny's face on it

superpower: killing this thread, hopefully
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#25
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condition: Ur Tftv ACcoutn get Deleted
superpower: flying raijin jutsu

condition: Ur Tftv ACcoutn get Deleted
superpower: flying raijin jutsu
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condition: everyone thinks you're a weeb

superpower: The ability to create temporary (safe, but empty) dimensions which you can travel to and from

condition: everyone thinks you're a weeb

superpower: The ability to create temporary (safe, but empty) dimensions which you can travel to and from
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