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Team High School II Dating Sim
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Right there's no easy way to pitch this so I'm just gonna go ahead:

https://i.imgur.com/ieygPWO.png

Team High School II is a 14+ (or 18+, see below* for details) visual novel concept pitch to basically get more weeaboos playing competitive TF2. You - the protagonist of whichever gender you choose to be - are forced to join a high school that's in the middle of a student council election that's basically a civil war. There's two main groups: the New Age (NA) juniors and sophomores, versus the Enrolled and Upstanding (EU) seniors. It's awful. It's so stupid. They're fighting over the dumbest shit like whose ego needs to be apologized for, or if sports competitions are better if there's only 5 rounds.

You want no part of it, if you're being honest. But there's cute girls. If you can impress said girls, you might have a shot at getting to know them better*. Let's meet some of them now:

https://i.imgur.com/p9TTnZu.png

Froyotech (AKA Froyo-chan) might look short but make no mistake, she's got a tall list of accomplishment. She's dominated the New Age council for a while now with the rest of her friends, wasting no time on stragglers and pushing ahead to be #1. While confident and intimidating, Froyo-chan has shown to have a weakness towards cat photos and frozen yogurt.

https://i.imgur.com/yRYB8WJ.png

Se7en (AKA Se7en-chan) carries an air of respect when she stands tall. Having been on top of the Enrolled and Upstanding senior club for a while, Se7en-chan is very proud of her accomplishments during the years. While meticulous in detail, Se7en-chan insists she is by no means boring and has a lot of surprises up her sleeves. She has a pet tortoise named Yuri, and enjoys bantering with literally everybody she can banter with.

https://i.imgur.com/uWWxOY7.png

SVIFT (AKA SVIFT-chan) doesn't really do conventional girly stuff, and as such usually hangs around the video game & sports clubs with the guys a bit more. She's also fairly impatient. Coming from a rich family that has an empire across the world in their market, SVIFT-chan tries to get things done as fast as possible in order to focus on getting more things done. While SVIFT-chan definitely leans towards sports and determined gaming, she's got a soft spot for fashion.

https://i.imgur.com/w1DQH27.png

The Ascent twins (AKA Ascent NA-chan and Ascent EU-chan) used to be inseparable, until EU-chan was noticed and singled out by by the Enrolled and Upstanding senior students. Since then, there's been some tensions.

https://i.imgur.com/YAazueB.png

Ascent NA-chan, the more jumpy and clumsy of the two, actually has a lot of skill when it comes to competition, but doesn't outwardly show it as much as their more confident counterpart, Ascent EU-chan. They both kind of stumble over their sentences when they want to get the last word in though. Both of them enjoy watching sports, as well as hiking & rock climbing.

https://i.imgur.com/GojsqHX.png

Faint Gaming (AKA Faint-chan) is kind of a mystery shrouded in a sad backstory. A bit at a loss for words more often than not, she's back from a leave of absence. While she used to hang around with the New Age, it seems as though an incident from abroad has left her sort of leaning towards the Enrolled and Upstanding seniors, although she struggles to fit in with them. While Faint-chan tends to be quiet and reserved, she enjoys playing strategy-based games, horror movies, and painting still life.

Now, I know what you're thinking: why have you done this, uberchain? I thought I was safe from your weeaboo bullshit this year. Well, I'm here to tell that you're wrong. FUCK you. It's 11:59 PST, therefore this would STILL count if it was a joke. You really thought you were safe from my bullshit this year? You're not safe from me and my garbage weeaboo bullshit. And guess what? This year, I'm dead fucking serious about my garbage weeaboo bullshit - because I have a Kickstarter for it.

If you donate to the Kickstarter, this game gets:

  • English voice acting
  • R18+ uncensored scenes*

Don't believe me? Here's a SFW (for now) sample from Vocaroo to prove it.

https://i.imgur.com/WpYlIjG.png

In donating to this Kickstarter for this visual novel for promoting competitive TF2 in the lowest possible way, you help me fund the artists, RenPy programmers, and voice actresses I purchased from fivver with what was supposed to be my entire Copenhagen Games budget plus drinking money, just to make this pitch. It's 2019. It's time to give TF2 the disrespect it absolutely so very, very much deserves.

To donate to the Kickstarter, please click here and help me get my CPG drinking money back. Thank you, and have a wonderful evening.

Right there's no easy way to pitch this so I'm just gonna go ahead:

[img]https://i.imgur.com/ieygPWO.png[/img][b]Team High School II[/b] is a 14+ (or 18+, see below* for details) visual novel concept pitch to basically get more weeaboos playing competitive TF2. You - the protagonist of whichever gender you choose to be - are forced to join a high school that's in the middle of a student council election that's basically a civil war. There's two main groups: the New Age (NA) juniors and sophomores, versus the Enrolled and Upstanding (EU) seniors. It's awful. It's so stupid. They're fighting over the dumbest shit like whose ego needs to be apologized for, or if sports competitions are better if there's only 5 rounds.

You want no part of it, if you're being honest. But there's cute girls. If you can impress said girls, you might have a shot at getting to know them better*. Let's meet some of them now:

[img]https://i.imgur.com/p9TTnZu.png[/img][b]Froyotech[/b] (AKA [i]Froyo-chan[/i]) might look short but make no mistake, she's got a tall list of accomplishment. She's dominated the New Age council for a while now with the rest of her friends, wasting no time on stragglers and pushing ahead to be #1. While confident and intimidating, Froyo-chan has shown to have a weakness towards cat photos and frozen yogurt.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/yRYB8WJ.png[/img][b]Se7en[/b] (AKA [i]Se7en-chan[/i]) carries an air of respect when she stands tall. Having been on top of the Enrolled and Upstanding senior club for a while, Se7en-chan is very proud of her accomplishments during the years. While meticulous in detail, Se7en-chan insists she is by no means boring and has a lot of surprises up her sleeves. She has a pet tortoise named Yuri, and enjoys bantering with literally everybody she can banter with.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/uWWxOY7.png[/img][b]SVIFT[/b] (AKA [i]SVIFT-chan[/i]) doesn't really do conventional girly stuff, and as such usually hangs around the video game & sports clubs with the guys a bit more. She's also fairly impatient. Coming from a rich family that has an empire across the world in their market, SVIFT-chan tries to get things done as fast as possible in order to focus on getting more things done. While SVIFT-chan definitely leans towards sports and determined gaming, she's got a soft spot for fashion.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/w1DQH27.png[/img]The [b]Ascent[/b] twins (AKA [i]Ascent NA-chan[/i] and [i]Ascent EU-chan[/i]) used to be inseparable, until EU-chan was noticed and singled out by by the Enrolled and Upstanding senior students. Since then, there's been some tensions.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/YAazueB.png[/img]Ascent NA-chan, the more jumpy and clumsy of the two, actually has a lot of skill when it comes to competition, but doesn't outwardly show it as much as their more confident counterpart, Ascent EU-chan. They both kind of stumble over their sentences when they want to get the last word in though. Both of them enjoy watching sports, as well as hiking & rock climbing.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/GojsqHX.png[/img][b]Faint Gaming[/b] (AKA [i]Faint-chan[/i]) is kind of a mystery shrouded in a sad backstory. A bit at a loss for words more often than not, she's back from a leave of absence. While she used to hang around with the New Age, it seems as though an incident from abroad has left her sort of leaning towards the Enrolled and Upstanding seniors, although she struggles to fit in with them. While Faint-chan tends to be quiet and reserved, she enjoys playing strategy-based games, horror movies, and painting still life.

Now, I know what you're thinking: why have you done this, uberchain? I thought I was safe from your weeaboo bullshit this year. Well, I'm here to tell that you're wrong. FUCK you. It's 11:59 PST, therefore this would STILL count if it was a joke. You really thought you were safe from my bullshit this year? You're not safe from me and my garbage weeaboo bullshit. And guess what? This year, I'm dead fucking serious about my garbage weeaboo bullshit - because I have a Kickstarter for it.

If you donate to the Kickstarter, this game gets:

[list]
[*] English voice acting
[*] R18+ uncensored scenes*
[/list]

Don't believe me? [url=https://vocaroo.com/i/s1uOYQIunOhb]Here's a SFW (for now) sample[/url] from Vocaroo to prove it.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/WpYlIjG.png[/img]

In donating to this Kickstarter for this visual novel for promoting competitive TF2 in the lowest possible way, you help me fund the artists, RenPy programmers, and voice actresses I purchased from fivver with what was supposed to be my entire Copenhagen Games budget plus drinking money, just to make this pitch. It's 2019. It's time to give TF2 the disrespect it absolutely so very, very much deserves.

To donate to the Kickstarter, please [url=http://tinyurl.com/tf2datingsimkickstarter]click here[/url] and help me get my CPG drinking money back. Thank you, and have a wonderful evening.
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#2
41 Frags +

i have donated to the kickstarter

i have donated to the kickstarter
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#3
22 Frags +

why the ascent girl got bigger titties uberchain

why the ascent girl got bigger titties uberchain
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#4
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carterwhy the se7en girl got bigger titties uberchain
[quote=carter]why the se7en girl got bigger titties uberchain[/quote]
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#5
63 Frags +

The story of Lara Croft in the first Tomb Raider is that during character design, the graphic designer misclicked and accidentally made her breasts gigantic until they were the most colossal pixellated mammaries in gaming history. Then an executive walked in and said "That will sell well." Stark was that executive, repost if you believe in Se7en-chan

The story of Lara Croft in the first Tomb Raider is that during character design, the graphic designer misclicked and accidentally made her breasts gigantic until they were the most colossal pixellated mammaries in gaming history. Then an executive walked in and said "That will sell well." Stark was that executive, repost if you believe in Se7en-chan
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#6
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won't lie kinda wanna marry froyo-chan

won't lie kinda wanna marry froyo-chan
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#7
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hamahamwon't lie kinda wanna marry froyo-chan

her dad eMg-san has to approve of you first

[quote=hamaham]won't lie kinda wanna marry froyo-chan[/quote]
her dad eMg-san has to approve of you first
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#8
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his response to hamaham:

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his response to hamaham:

[spoiler][img]https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/senior-japanese-man-thumbs-down-gesture-portrait-white-background-50634213.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
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#9
12 Frags +

svift 100 % accurate portrait
fun fact iatgink has a soft spot for her

svift 100 % accurate portrait
fun fact iatgink has a soft spot for her
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#10
13 Frags +

ascent na is cute! CUTE!

ascent na is cute! CUTE!
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#11
22 Frags +
bleghfareccarterwhy the se7en girl got bigger titties uberchain

Se7en being stacked is faithful to the source material

[quote=bleghfarec][quote=carter]why the se7en girl got bigger titties uberchain[/quote][/quote]
Se7en being stacked is faithful to the source material
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#12
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where is L'en avant de Guingamp and Veu crever girls

where is L'en avant de Guingamp and Veu crever girls
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#13
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uberchainto basically get more weeaboos playing competitive TF2.

we have enough weeaboos already, thanks, besides a lot of them are admins

[quote=uberchain]to basically get more weeaboos playing competitive TF2.[/quote]
we have enough weeaboos already, thanks, besides a lot of them are admins
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#14
28 Frags +

Can we get a bearded girl for the theorists

Can we get a bearded girl for the theorists
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#15
20 Frags +

seriously thought this was april fools but that shit was yesterday, it's impossible
when can we expect a release date

seriously thought this was april fools but that shit was yesterday, it's impossible
when can we expect a release date
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#16
18 Frags +

uberchain is actually the best human being ever i love this stuff so much

uberchain is actually the best human being ever i love this stuff so much
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#17
5 Frags +

I hate bakkas... it's not like I like you or anything >///<

I hate bakkas... it's not like I like you or anything >///<
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#18
28 Frags +
uberchainDon't believe me? Here's a SFW (for now) sample from Vocaroo to prove it.

Okay but when can we expect the NSFW samples?

[quote=uberchain]Don't believe me? [url=https://vocaroo.com/i/s1uOYQIunOhb]Here's a SFW (for now) sample[/url] from Vocaroo to prove it.[/quote]
Okay but when can we expect the NSFW samples?
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#19
5 Frags +
While Faint-chan tends to be quiet and reserved, she enjoys painting still life.

PAINT Gaming?

[quote]While Faint-chan tends to be quiet and reserved, she enjoys painting still life.[/quote]
PAINT Gaming?
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#20
10 Frags +

bro what the fuck

bro what the fuck
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#21
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At this rate we're going to get an erotic dating sim before we get a Valve-supported LAN. Actually, maybe Valve would notice us if it released on Steam.

At this rate we're going to get an erotic dating sim before we get a Valve-supported LAN. Actually, maybe Valve would notice us if it released on Steam.
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#22
34 Frags +

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/378/582/afc.jpg

[img]https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/378/582/afc.jpg[/img]
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#23
1 Frags +

a nsfw dating sim would unironically save tf2
theres no more die hard a base than people who are horny

a nsfw dating sim would unironically save tf2
theres no more die hard a base than people who are horny
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#24
26 Frags +

hell is empty and all the devils are here

hell is empty and all the devils are here
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#25
7 Frags +

Thank you uberchain, very cool.

Thank you uberchain, very cool.
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#26
17 Frags +
  • org-chan cosmetics become the tf2 equivalent of csgo's lan stickers
  • "its 2019 we need to fuck esports organizations"
  • this ip gets more popular than tf2 itself
  • aim plays it on stream for shits and giggles

id unironically drop a dime for an unusual svift hairband

[list]
[*] org-chan cosmetics become the tf2 equivalent of csgo's lan stickers
[*] "its 2019 we need to fuck esports organizations"
[*] this ip gets more popular than tf2 itself
[*] aim plays it on stream for shits and giggles
[/list]

id unironically drop a dime for an unusual svift hairband
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#27
5 Frags +

I will protect ascent NA-chan

I will protect ascent NA-chan
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#28
13 Frags +

I Approve

I Approve
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#29
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we are reaching levels of autism that shouldn't exist

we are reaching levels of autism that shouldn't exist
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#30
23 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/nB8O4q2.png

I want to die now. Sorry, Jay.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/nB8O4q2.png[/img]

I want to die now. Sorry, Jay.
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