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What would a team of 6 yous be like?
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#61
9 Frags +

scouts would be fraggers, but nothing special if there isn't much damage being done by the teammates
roamer and pseudo roamer because playing dumb works better for some reason
demo knows his rollouts but "damage" and "frags" are words that don't exist in his language
medic abuses arrows, dies to stupid shit but survives Hiroshima

atleast half of these retards would have lagspikes

for some reason this sounds inviting

scouts would be fraggers, but nothing special if there isn't much damage being done by the teammates
roamer and pseudo roamer because playing dumb works better for some reason
demo knows his rollouts but "damage" and "frags" are words that don't exist in his language
medic abuses arrows, dies to stupid shit but survives Hiroshima

atleast half of these retards would have lagspikes

for some reason this sounds inviting
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#62
0 Frags +

dead within 24 hrs of forming
nobody would bother to schedule and it would die of laziness and forgetfulness

dead within 24 hrs of forming
nobody would bother to schedule and it would die of laziness and forgetfulness
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#63
0 Frags +

scouts cant aim or even avoid taking damage, tries to get behind and dies or goes sniper
roamer instantly sacs/bombs after rolling out every life, kills nothing
pocket is the only player on the team playing the game, complains a lot or silent tilts
demo sets traps and misses spam, kills nothing in actual combat
med only heals pocket cos other classes arent doing anything, doesnt count uber

scouts cant aim or even avoid taking damage, tries to get behind and dies or goes sniper
roamer instantly sacs/bombs after rolling out every life, kills nothing
pocket is the only player on the team playing the game, complains a lot or silent tilts
demo sets traps and misses spam, kills nothing in actual combat
med only heals pocket cos other classes arent doing anything, doesnt count uber
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#64
-4 Frags +

very silent comms and everyone trying to spawn sniper after death

very silent comms and everyone trying to spawn sniper after death
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#65
2 Frags +

scouts think they are the best but then after losing 2 aim dules will switch to sniper and do nothing
roamer literal damage sponge but thinks they are doing something bc they bomb
pocket gets mad at medic and maincalls passive agressively
demo believes traps are more powerful than they are, spends all game setting up creative traps that work 1/100 times
medic guesses uber percentage and talks a lot to feel in control

scouts think they are the best but then after losing 2 aim dules will switch to sniper and do nothing
roamer literal damage sponge but thinks they are doing something bc they bomb
pocket gets mad at medic and maincalls passive agressively
demo believes traps are more powerful than they are, spends all game setting up creative traps that work 1/100 times
medic guesses uber percentage and talks a lot to feel in control
66
#66
0 Frags +

who can get the biggest airshot? better than the leaders, get cut n00b

who can get the biggest airshot? better than the leaders, get cut n00b
67
#67
34 Frags +

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/344141887457722370/451521217736867840/logs.png

(my medic is crazy)
which turns into

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/344141887457722370/451519038561058836/unknown.png

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/344141887457722370/451521217736867840/logs.png[/img] (my medic is crazy)
which turns into


[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/344141887457722370/451519038561058836/unknown.png[/img]
68
#68
16 Frags +

6 mes on a team would frickin own but not at tf2 just in general u know

6 mes on a team would frickin own but not at tf2 just in general u know
69
#69
21 Frags +

low open for 10 years

low open for 10 years
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#70
11 Frags +

2 scouts constantly running in and dying
2 feed soldiers
1 chaos sticky jumper demo
1 permakritz medic following the feed squad to the ends of the earth

2 scouts constantly running in and dying
2 feed soldiers
1 chaos sticky jumper demo
1 permakritz medic following the feed squad to the ends of the earth
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#71
0 Frags +

6 people countercalling over each other

6 people countercalling over each other
72
#72
5 Frags +

one tide turner demo feeding hyper aggressively with 2 air strike gunboat soldiers every mid

everyone else wants to be part of the meme but can't because they're stuck on their worst classes

one tide turner demo feeding hyper aggressively with 2 air strike gunboat soldiers every mid

everyone else wants to be part of the meme but can't because they're stuck on their worst classes
73
#73
0 Frags +

everyone would hold W and bait myself on med

everyone would hold W and bait myself on med
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#74
1 Frags +

4 people wishing they could play soldier

4 people wishing they could play soldier
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#75
2 Frags +

Everyone calling to focus a separate target. Medic me complaining about having to play fucking medic. Demo me being like JESUS CHRIST I DON'T KNOW THIS ROLLOUT?!?! Both Scouts playing way to much with the combo and baiting the fuck out of roamer me, not that it matters cause Roamer me would be sacking the entire time or in respawn. Comms would be maniacal laughter when defending last cause the enemy team would have to deal with 4 people off classing in the most retarded ways possible. Pocket me would probably rage quit from having to deal with 2 scouts stealing heals, a roamer who's basically constantly dead or at the very least no holding flank, a demo who can't rollout for shit and is bottom damaging among the combat classes and a medic who's bitching about playing medic and has no clue wtf he's doing.

Everyone calling to focus a separate target. Medic me complaining about having to play fucking medic. Demo me being like JESUS CHRIST I DON'T KNOW THIS ROLLOUT?!?! Both Scouts playing way to much with the combo and baiting the fuck out of roamer me, not that it matters cause Roamer me would be sacking the entire time or in respawn. Comms would be maniacal laughter when defending last cause the enemy team would have to deal with 4 people off classing in the most retarded ways possible. Pocket me would probably rage quit from having to deal with 2 scouts stealing heals, a roamer who's basically constantly dead or at the very least no holding flank, a demo who can't rollout for shit and is bottom damaging among the combat classes and a medic who's bitching about playing medic and has no clue wtf he's doing.
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#76
0 Frags +

Combo scout doing his job but calling for deep solo Uber's
Flank scout baiting the roamer by playing with the combo
Pocket using shotgun and taking 35+ heals.
Demo getting no heals and complaining about it.
Roamer feeding or sniping
Med being absolutely confused about how he ended up on med.

Combo scout doing his job but calling for deep solo Uber's
Flank scout baiting the roamer by playing with the combo
Pocket using shotgun and taking 35+ heals.
Demo getting no heals and complaining about it.
Roamer feeding or sniping
Med being absolutely confused about how he ended up on med.
77
#77
-3 Frags +

phlog pyro diamondback spy 2 dh soldiers demoknight and a blut medic

phlog pyro diamondback spy 2 dh soldiers demoknight and a blut medic
78
#78
3 Frags +

both scouts swap to phlog pyro to hold last

both scouts swap to phlog pyro to hold last
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#79
13 Frags +

we would all wonder why we aren't being properly healed. it's impossible for ALL of us to take 30% >:(

we would all wonder why we aren't being properly healed. it's impossible for ALL of us to take 30% >:(
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#80
-2 Frags +

we'd probably all find a way to get ourselves banned from the team

we'd probably all find a way to get ourselves banned from the team
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#81
2 Frags +

Probably wouldn't even be able to win a pub if we 6-queued casual together.

Probably wouldn't even be able to win a pub if we 6-queued casual together.
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#82
0 Frags +

6 pyxelize team would either be very loud or absolutely silent, and we would all die at the same time

6 pyxelize team would either be very loud or absolutely silent, and we would all die at the same time
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#83
7 Frags +

5 people cool with it and 1 retard having to play demo

5 people cool with it and 1 retard having to play demo
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#84
-3 Frags +

pair of good scouts who run in WAY to fast for anybody to catch up, a pair of soldiers who suck at jumping but try and bomb the med every life, a demo who installed the game 3 minutes ago, and a med who would run onto stickies and clear them with his bonesaw :)

pair of good scouts who run in WAY to fast for anybody to catch up, a pair of soldiers who suck at jumping but try and bomb the med every life, a demo who installed the game 3 minutes ago, and a med who would run onto stickies and clear them with his bonesaw :)
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#85
23 Frags +

fine, i'll demo

fine, i'll demo
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#86
3 Frags +

every uber would last <1 second

every uber would last <1 second
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#87
newbie.tf
3 Frags +

150dpm scouts

...

50 dpm demo

150dpm scouts

...

50 dpm demo
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#88
4 Frags +

Alot of 'MED ARROW ME'

Alot of 'MED ARROW ME'
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#89
-3 Frags +

an open medic
both soldiers doing awfully timed bombs and yelling at each other for both not trying to coordinate
5/20 kd 150 dpm flank scout
demoman that has no idea what the class even is outside of highlander
pocket scout complaining about not being 24/7 tanked and not enough space being made
i dont even want to think about how fucking chaotic and unreliable those comms would be
*1 kill uber* "this is so fat"
overall low IM at best

an open medic
both soldiers doing awfully timed bombs and yelling at each other for both not trying to coordinate
5/20 kd 150 dpm flank scout
demoman that has no idea what the class even is outside of highlander
pocket scout complaining about not being 24/7 tanked and not enough space being made
i dont even want to think about how fucking chaotic and unreliable those comms would be
*1 kill uber* "this is so fat"
overall low IM at best
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#90
0 Frags +

scouts: either insanely passive or always behind enemy team losing a 1v1
pocket: never static jumps, runs market gardener by accident but never switches, goes for literally every airshot (pretty much just plays roamer)
roamer: doing fast rollouts to show off that he has 1000+ hrs of jumping but has no other redeeming qualities
demo: airpogoing across mid
medic: surfing every rocket no matter what, overuses arrows, doesnt track ubers and expects his team to do it for him

scouts: either insanely passive or always behind enemy team losing a 1v1
pocket: never static jumps, runs market gardener by accident but never switches, goes for literally every airshot (pretty much just plays roamer)
roamer: doing fast rollouts to show off that he has 1000+ hrs of jumping but has no other redeeming qualities
demo: airpogoing across mid
medic: surfing every rocket no matter what, overuses arrows, doesnt track ubers and expects his team to do it for him
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