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(Not the) Jungle Update
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#1
0 Frags +

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=30112

lol

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=30112

lol
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#2
32 Frags +

Soon™

Soon™
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#3
67 Frags +

this update will truly kill the stale 6s meta

this update will truly kill the stale 6s meta
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#4
35 Frags +
smesithis update will truly kill the stale 6s meta

sigafoo already fixed it :steamfacepalm:

[quote=smesi]this update will truly kill the stale 6s meta[/quote]
sigafoo already fixed it :steamfacepalm:
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#5
11 Frags +

inb4 jungle update drops before pyro update

inb4 jungle update drops before pyro update
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#6
27 Frags +

I can't wait for even more useless skins (JUNGLE THEMED ! !) for default weapons

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I can't wait for even more useless skins (JUNGLE THEMED ! !) for default weapons

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#7
19 Frags +

I can't wait for weapon skins for non default weapons

I can't wait for weapon skins for non default weapons
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#8
29 Frags +

i can't wait for contrived and confusing balancing

i can't wait for contrived and confusing balancing
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#9
1 Frags +

At least I will be able to enjoy the newly balanced pyro class!

At least I will be able to enjoy the newly balanced pyro class!
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#10
2 Frags +

i actually think a safari mesh rocket launcher skin would be neato

but like, not as neato as an actual update with fixes for real issues in the game.

i actually think a safari mesh rocket launcher skin would be neato

but like, not as neato as an actual update with fixes for real issues in the game.
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#11
52 Frags +

jungle and pyro update released as one update
THE FOREST FIRE UPDATE
bet

jungle and pyro update released as one update
[b]THE FOREST FIRE UPDATE[/b]
bet
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#12
2 Frags +

jungle Leaf skin shotgun h y p e b o i s

jungle Leaf skin shotgun h y p e b o i s
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#13
12 Frags +
Blaine_jungle and pyro update released as one update
THE FOREST FIRE UPDATE
bet

Tbh you could call most tf2 updates in the past 2 years this and it would be fitting

[quote=Blaine_]jungle and pyro update released as one update
[b]THE FOREST FIRE UPDATE[/b]
bet[/quote]
Tbh you could call most tf2 updates in the past 2 years this and it would be fitting
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#14
6 Frags +

dumpster fire is more apt, but you're not far off lol

dumpster fire is more apt, but you're not far off lol
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#15
1 Frags +

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i dont know what i even want anymore

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i dont know what i even want anymore
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#16
-4 Frags +
Blaine_jungle and pyro update released as one update
THE FOREST FIRE UPDATE
bet

or maybe the "wildfire update"?

[quote=Blaine_]jungle and pyro update released as one update
[b]THE FOREST FIRE UPDATE[/b]
bet[/quote]

or maybe the "wildfire update"?
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#17
3 Frags +

as much of a teaser as you could get for one of the potentially new maps: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCZUw4JW0AA6byw.jpg

https://twitter.com/UEAKCrash/status/875479741842821121

as much of a teaser as you could get for one of the potentially new maps: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCZUw4JW0AA6byw.jpg

https://twitter.com/UEAKCrash/status/875479741842821121
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#18
CappingTV
0 Frags +
DuMmTmSoon™

using Valve Time Logic we could be waiting a while.

[quote=DuMmTm]Soon™[/quote]
using [url=https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Valve_Time]Valve Time[/url] Logic we could be waiting a while.
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#19
19 Frags +

YOU'RE MATCHMAKING SYSTEM IS STILL BROKEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[u][b]YOU'RE MATCHMAKING SYSTEM IS STILL BROKEN !!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/u]
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#20
2 Frags +

I can't wait for Valve to drop some massive badman jungle business on the masses.

I can't wait for Valve to drop some massive badman jungle business on the masses.
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#21
2 Frags +

cant wait for tf2 hogging even more hard drive space and ram oh boy
they better have something good that isnt skins in store like srsly ugly skins/cosmetics that nobody likes anyways are probably my least favourite aspect of these updates, it just makes the game harder to handle with 0 benefit for me and a lot of other people

cant wait for tf2 hogging even more hard drive space and ram oh boy
they better have something good that isnt skins in store like srsly ugly skins/cosmetics that nobody likes anyways are probably my least favourite aspect of these updates, it just makes the game harder to handle with 0 benefit for me and a lot of other people
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#22
5 Frags +

New maps are fine, but the game is fucking awful at the moment.
I don't even think most people give a fuck about new maps anymore.

New maps are fine, but the game is fucking awful at the moment.
I don't even think most people give a fuck about new maps anymore.
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#23
2 Frags +

New maps are cool and I don't mind skins and contracts, but what we really need is balance changes and a MM rework. I'll be a little annoyed if they split the update and we have to wait several more months for the stuff that really matters

New maps are cool and I don't mind skins and contracts, but what we really need is balance changes and a MM rework. I'll be a little annoyed if they split the update and we have to wait several more months for the stuff that really matters
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#24
7 Frags +
biskuitNew maps are fine, but the game is fucking awful at the moment.
I don't even think most people give a fuck about new maps anymore.

I would argue that most have never given a fuck about new maps. Or at least for the past few years.

But yeah, cart before the horse if it's maps/skins/etc instead of balance/mm fixes etc.

[quote=biskuit]New maps are fine, but the game is fucking awful at the moment.
I don't even think most people give a fuck about new maps anymore.[/quote]

I would argue that most have never given a fuck about new maps. Or at least for the past few years.

But yeah, cart before the horse if it's maps/skins/etc instead of balance/mm fixes etc.
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#25
-15 Frags +

VALVE PLEASE BRING AUTO BALANCE BACK TO PUBS, THERES NO OTHER way
casual is just not fun anymore its either a roll or roll them. Especially after a few matches and rounds one team always stacks. Random crits also should be removed, just makes the game even harder for new players and they dont even make sense

also i hate these weapons nerf them
sandman
dead ringer
reserve shooter

VALVE PLEASE BRING AUTO BALANCE BACK TO PUBS, THERES NO OTHER way
casual is just not fun anymore its either a roll or roll them. Especially after a few matches and rounds one team always stacks. Random crits also should be removed, just makes the game even harder for new players and they dont even make sense

also i hate these weapons nerf them
sandman
dead ringer
reserve shooter
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#26
6 Frags +

seems that valve's approach to TF2 these days is the equivalent of handing aspirin and a bandage to someone facing amputation

seems that valve's approach to TF2 these days is the equivalent of handing aspirin and a bandage to someone facing amputation
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#27
3 Frags +
For the rest of you Workshop creators, consider this a call to action for all things tropical over the next few months: particles, maps, items and anything else.particles, (...) items

It's going to be your generic gimmicky-themed update with soon-to-be dead content (that isn't even made by the game's own devs, no less) used as an excuse to pump out more cosmetic crap. Color me surprised.

How do we fix Valve?

[quote]For the rest of you Workshop creators, consider this a call to action for all things tropical over the next few months: particles, maps, items and anything else.[/quote]
[quote]particles, (...) items[/quote]

It's going to be your generic gimmicky-themed update with soon-to-be dead content (that isn't even made by the game's own devs, no less) used as an excuse to pump out more cosmetic crap. Color me surprised.

How do we fix Valve?
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#28
5 Frags +

The problem with valve is that they've gotten really complacent with the addition of the workshop because now all they have to do to make an update is throw 15 new hats in a crate and select 3 maps from the workshop and boom easy update.

And even then they only release like 2 a year

The problem with valve is that they've gotten really complacent with the addition of the workshop because now all they have to do to make an update is throw 15 new hats in a crate and select 3 maps from the workshop and boom easy update.

And even then they only release like 2 a year
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