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ESEA Open S30 Happenings/Discussion
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#211
7 Frags +

https://play.esea.net/match/14485064

M Y B O Y T I B B Y

https://play.esea.net/match/14485064

M Y B O Y T I B B Y
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#212
Fireside Casts
0 Frags +

g_g

g_g
213
#213
5 Frags +

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbztAo7W4AAm2bG.jpg:large

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbztAo7W4AAm2bG.jpg:large[/img]
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#214
37 Frags +

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/530936560195993621/540762517144862725/safrix_meme.jpg

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/530936560195993621/540762517144862725/safrix_meme.jpg[/img]
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#215
-21 Frags +

i sure am sandbagging

i sure am sandbagging
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#216
0 Frags +

this open thread is in a depressing state...

this open thread is in a depressing state...
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#217
18 Frags +

i am hereby opening the world's 1st (first) murkscribe rescue shelter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8

every day in esea open, a murkscribe plays well and loses...
3,000 murkscribes were poached onto relevant open teams last year...
but for hundreds of other murkscribes, the offer came after the roster lock...
Hi, i'm Gritoma. Will you be the team leader to save a helpless murkscribe?
every day innocent murkscribes do big dpm, frag on the soldier class, and still lose in disappointing fashion...
and they are crying out for your help...
join the ospcm (Open Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Murkscribe) with a monthly gift right now, for just $8.99 a month...
you'll help rescue murkscribes from .500-straddling open teams and playoff futility...
You'll provide seasonal care... free premium, ubercharges, a flank, and most importantly... not getting bm'd in the open thread for playing with sandbaggers...
join ospcm right now, and you'll receive this picture of murkscribe...

https://i.imgur.com/b4onncP.png

a murkscribe that has been given a second chance at winning open, thanks to you...
without your help, murkscribes around the league might get picked up by newbiemix teams for next season...
don't wait. call or join online right now...

i am hereby opening the world's 1st (first) murkscribe rescue shelter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8

every day in esea open, a murkscribe plays well and loses...
3,000 murkscribes were poached onto relevant open teams last year...
but for hundreds of other murkscribes, the offer came after the roster lock...
Hi, i'm Gritoma. Will you be the team leader to save a helpless murkscribe?
every day innocent murkscribes do big dpm, frag on the soldier class, and still lose in disappointing fashion...
and they are crying out for your help...
join the ospcm (Open Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Murkscribe) with a monthly gift right now, for just $8.99 a month...
you'll help rescue murkscribes from .500-straddling open teams and playoff futility...
You'll provide seasonal care... free premium, ubercharges, a flank, and most importantly... not getting bm'd in the open thread for playing with sandbaggers...
join ospcm right now, and you'll receive this picture of murkscribe...

https://i.imgur.com/b4onncP.png

a murkscribe that has been given a second chance at winning open, thanks to you...
without your help, murkscribes around the league might get picked up by newbiemix teams for next season...
don't wait. call or join online right now...
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#218
-5 Frags +

wait safrix ur really losing in open
cmon bruh

wait safrix ur really losing in open
cmon bruh
219
#219
2 Frags +
Gritomajoin ospcm right now, and you'll receive this picture of murkscribe...

https://i.imgur.com/b4onncP.png

can i have this picture instead?

https://i.imgur.com/NWISN8d_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[quote=Gritoma]join ospcm right now, and you'll receive this picture of murkscribe...

https://i.imgur.com/b4onncP.png[/quote]
can i have this picture instead?
[img]https://i.imgur.com/NWISN8d_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium[/img]
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#220
-3 Frags +
boxcarGritomajoin ospcm right now, and you'll receive this picture of murkscribe...

https://i.imgur.com/b4onncP.png
can i have this picture instead?
https://i.imgur.com/NWISN8d_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

you already have that one tho >:( ur defeating the purpose

[quote=boxcar][quote=Gritoma]join ospcm right now, and you'll receive this picture of murkscribe...

https://i.imgur.com/b4onncP.png[/quote]
can i have this picture instead?
[img]https://i.imgur.com/NWISN8d_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium[/img][/quote]
you already have that one tho >:( ur defeating the purpose
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#221
-7 Frags +

Alright the open thread needs saving so I'm going to be roleplaying as an ego player for a little while now, ok?

I actually don't understand how these sub open newbie mix ass cretins can even think they can step to the sheer glory that is my MID OPEN GAMEPLAY

Like what the fuck is even the point of those idiots playing this game if they can't match the skill of someone with thousands of hours and multiple years more experience than them that STILL PLAYS IN THE LOWEST DIVISION

What fucking morons, am I right? God, if only I knew more IM players, I'd be playing on one of the toxic IM teams by now so I wouldn't have to hang out with all of you SHITTERS down here in the open thread. My place in this div doesn't have anything to do with the fact that I don't play DM servers, don't play pugchamp, and don't demo review, we all know it's just about who you know. Except all of those other players, they just SUCK and will NEVER BE LIKE ME.

Alright thanks for coming to my nerd essay

Alright the open thread needs saving so I'm going to be roleplaying as an ego player for a little while now, ok?

I actually don't understand how these sub open newbie mix ass cretins can even think they can step to the sheer glory that is my MID OPEN GAMEPLAY

Like what the fuck is even the point of those idiots playing this game if they can't match the skill of someone with thousands of hours and multiple years more experience than them that STILL PLAYS IN THE LOWEST DIVISION

What fucking morons, am I right? God, if only I knew more IM players, I'd be playing on one of the toxic IM teams by now so I wouldn't have to hang out with all of you SHITTERS down here in the open thread. My place in this div doesn't have anything to do with the fact that I don't play DM servers, don't play pugchamp, and don't demo review, we all know it's just about who you know. Except all of those other players, they just SUCK and will NEVER BE LIKE ME.

Alright thanks for coming to my nerd essay
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#222
14 Frags +

I am now going to be role playing as the white knight of the open thread.

Kami you are seriously such a sad human being, you fucking blow and will not be able to hold your own in IM. Every single pug I’ve played with you you’ve gone 12-26 with sub-200 dpm while constantly complaining that you’re “being baited”. :thinking: you seriously need to stop acting like a child and grow up

I am now going to be role playing as the white knight of the open thread.

Kami you are seriously such a sad human being, you fucking blow and will not be able to hold your own in IM. Every single pug I’ve played with you you’ve gone 12-26 with sub-200 dpm while constantly complaining that you’re “being baited”. :thinking: you seriously need to stop acting like a child and grow up
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#223
2 Frags +

Vapejuice69 please leave the open thread alone

Vapejuice69 please leave the open thread alone
224
#224
7 Frags +

I’m still a retarded open player at heart

I’m still a retarded open player at heart
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#225
2 Frags +
GrapeJuiceIIII’m still a retarded open player

ftfy

[quote=GrapeJuiceIII]I’m still a retarded open player[/quote]
ftfy
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#226
5 Frags +

orange man bad

orange man bad
227
#227
4 Frags +

Open threads been awful ever since the s27 crop of geniuses began polluting IM

Open threads been awful ever since the s27 crop of geniuses began polluting IM
228
#228
8 Frags +
jetzzzzzOpen threads been awful ever since the s27 crop of geniuses began polluting IM

Was that when catface told the open thread that he works at a winn-Dixie and is therefor morally on a higher level than us

[quote=jetzzzzz]Open threads been awful ever since the s27 crop of geniuses began polluting IM[/quote]
Was that when catface told the open thread that he works at a winn-Dixie and is therefor morally on a higher level than us
229
#229
-7 Frags +

pick me up on soldier/scout. this is where I belong

pick me up on soldier/scout. this is where I belong
230
#230
4 Frags +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFQG7pwnZEw&feature=youtu.be&t=7

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFQG7pwnZEw&feature=youtu.be&t=7[/youtube]
231
#231
3 Frags +

can someone pick me up please i just got cut , demo main

can someone pick me up please i just got cut , demo main
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#232
3 Frags +

i miss s27 bros...

i miss s27 bros...
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#233
-7 Frags +

yo guysss kami is like the next eprfectecion i hate NIGgas like that fuckjkk u kami fuck uuuuuu fuck....!

yo guysss kami is like the next eprfectecion i hate NIGgas like that fuckjkk u kami fuck uuuuuu fuck....!
234
#234
3 Frags +
Gritomai am hereby opening the world's 1st (first) murkscribe rescue shelter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8

every day in esea open, a murkscribe plays well and loses...
3,000 murkscribes were poached onto relevant open teams last year...
but for hundreds of other murkscribes, the offer came after the roster lock...
Hi, i'm Gritoma. Will you be the team leader to save a helpless murkscribe?
every day innocent murkscribes do big dpm, frag on the soldier class, and still lose in disappointing fashion...
and they are crying out for your help...
join the ospcm (Open Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Murkscribe) with a monthly gift right now, for just $8.99 a month...
you'll help rescue murkscribes from .500-straddling open teams and playoff futility...
You'll provide seasonal care... free premium, ubercharges, a flank, and most importantly... not getting bm'd in the open thread for playing with sandbaggers...
join ospcm right now, and you'll receive this picture of murkscribe...

https://i.imgur.com/b4onncP.png

a murkscribe that has been given a second chance at winning open, thanks to you...
without your help, murkscribes around the league might get picked up by newbiemix teams for next season...
don't wait. call or join online right now...

this is the kind of brain cell killing material we need, nice work.

[quote=Gritoma]i am hereby opening the world's 1st (first) murkscribe rescue shelter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8

every day in esea open, a murkscribe plays well and loses...
3,000 murkscribes were poached onto relevant open teams last year...
but for hundreds of other murkscribes, the offer came after the roster lock...
Hi, i'm Gritoma. Will you be the team leader to save a helpless murkscribe?
every day innocent murkscribes do big dpm, frag on the soldier class, and still lose in disappointing fashion...
and they are crying out for your help...
join the ospcm (Open Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Murkscribe) with a monthly gift right now, for just $8.99 a month...
you'll help rescue murkscribes from .500-straddling open teams and playoff futility...
You'll provide seasonal care... free premium, ubercharges, a flank, and most importantly... not getting bm'd in the open thread for playing with sandbaggers...
join ospcm right now, and you'll receive this picture of murkscribe...

https://i.imgur.com/b4onncP.png

a murkscribe that has been given a second chance at winning open, thanks to you...
without your help, murkscribes around the league might get picked up by newbiemix teams for next season...
don't wait. call or join online right now...[/quote]

this is the kind of brain cell killing material we need, nice work.
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#235
-5 Frags +

https://youtu.be/xa1Zn6XrDlM

https://youtu.be/xa1Zn6XrDlM
236
#236
4 Frags +

murkscribe low key looks like the asian girl from scott pilgrim vs the world movie

murkscribe low key looks like the asian girl from scott pilgrim vs the world movie
237
#237
6 Frags +

as an avid fan of past open threads can we get more edating or slicerogue drama please

as an avid fan of past open threads can we get more edating or slicerogue drama please
238
#238
1 Frags +
KamiAlright the open thread needs saving so I'm going to be roleplaying as an ego player for a little while now, ok?

I actually don't understand how these sub open newbie mix ass cretins can even think they can step to the sheer glory that is my MID OPEN GAMEPLAY

Like what the fuck is even the point of those idiots playing this game if they can't match the skill of someone with thousands of hours and multiple years more experience than them that STILL PLAYS IN THE LOWEST DIVISION

What fucking morons, am I right? God, if only I knew more IM players, I'd be playing on one of the toxic IM teams by now so I wouldn't have to hang out with all of you SHITTERS down here in the open thread. My place in this div doesn't have anything to do with the fact that I don't play DM servers, don't play pugchamp, and don't demo review, we all know it's just about who you know. Except all of those other players, they just SUCK and will NEVER BE LIKE ME.

Alright thanks for coming to my nerd essay

not funny get better jokes bro

[quote=Kami]Alright the open thread needs saving so I'm going to be roleplaying as an ego player for a little while now, ok?

I actually don't understand how these sub open newbie mix ass cretins can even think they can step to the sheer glory that is my MID OPEN GAMEPLAY

Like what the fuck is even the point of those idiots playing this game if they can't match the skill of someone with thousands of hours and multiple years more experience than them that STILL PLAYS IN THE LOWEST DIVISION

What fucking morons, am I right? God, if only I knew more IM players, I'd be playing on one of the toxic IM teams by now so I wouldn't have to hang out with all of you SHITTERS down here in the open thread. My place in this div doesn't have anything to do with the fact that I don't play DM servers, don't play pugchamp, and don't demo review, we all know it's just about who you know. Except all of those other players, they just SUCK and will NEVER BE LIKE ME.

Alright thanks for coming to my nerd essay[/quote]
not funny get better jokes bro
239
#239
15 Frags +

unpopular opinion: murkscribe isnt as bad as people think he is, hes a pounder

ps. if i get 5 upfrags i will pet my dog and call him a good boy

unpopular opinion: murkscribe isnt as bad as people think he is, hes a pounder

ps. if i get 5 upfrags i will pet my dog and call him a good boy
240
#240
-5 Frags +
ether_as an avid fan of past open threads can we get more edating or slicerogue drama please

https://i.imgur.com/avCQd5e.png

i tried my best, but my best wasn't enough FeelsBadMan

[quote=ether_]as an avid fan of past open threads can we get more edating or slicerogue drama please[/quote]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/avCQd5e.png[/img]
i tried my best, but my best wasn't enough FeelsBadMan
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