To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play pyro. The aim is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the airblast skill will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Pyro's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Kurt Vonnegut literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Pyro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Pyro's existential catchphrase "Murr hurr mphuphurrur, hurr mph phrr," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian short story The Jew. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dennis Bateman's genius wit unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Pyro tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid