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psa to dm players
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#31
14 Frags +

I'll keep all of this in mind for my next DM sesh. Thank you for your feedback.

I'll keep all of this in mind for my next DM sesh. Thank you for your feedback.
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#32
24 Frags +

my biggest pet peeves are the scout mains who do all of the above while also having 150 ping and being unhittable half the time

see: that nano guy

my biggest pet peeves are the scout mains who do all of the above while also having 150 ping and being unhittable half the time

see: that nano guy
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#33
0 Frags +

but youre only improving if you have a good k/d in dm!!!!

but youre only improving if you have a good k/d in dm!!!!
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#34
-3 Frags +

just kill people looo :D

just kill people looo :D
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#35
6 Frags +

messiah have u tried unbinding your wasd and space? it sounds like u might have more fun that way.

messiah have u tried unbinding your wasd and space? it sounds like u might have more fun that way.
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#36
33 Frags +

if u kill me in dm mod ur gay otherwise ur cool

if u kill me in dm mod ur gay otherwise ur cool
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#37
55 Frags +

hOw DaRe SoLdIeR cLaSs UsE iTs OnE rEeDeEmInG fEaTuRe

hOw DaRe SoLdIeR cLaSs UsE iTs OnE rEeDeEmInG fEaTuRe
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#38
83 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/6h56ch0.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/6h56ch0.png[/img]
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#39
5 Frags +

who ever the scout is in DM who shoots people from choke and then runs away is a huge bitch and needs to be banned, i think his name is turkey or something

who ever the scout is in DM who shoots people from choke and then runs away is a huge bitch and needs to be banned, i think his name is turkey or something
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#40
7 Frags +

how 2 play soldier in dm if you have a large penis

step 1: unbind space
step 2: shotgun
step 3: go for every direct and airshot
step 4: ???????
step 5: profit!

how 2 play soldier in dm if you have a large penis

step 1: unbind space
step 2: shotgun
step 3: go for every direct and airshot
step 4: ???????
step 5: profit!
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#41
Momentum Mod
29 Frags +

there is no way to play soldier that isnt stupid and gay

there is no way to play soldier that isnt stupid and gay
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#42
36 Frags +

Ppl who complain about soldiers using shotty in dm lmao

Ppl who complain about soldiers using shotty in dm lmao
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#43
7 Frags +

how bout we just shoot people and call it a day

how bout we just shoot people and call it a day
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#44
25 Frags +

If you're playing scout in dm and complain about literally anything you need to check your mental state

If you're playing scout in dm and complain about literally anything you need to check your mental state
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#45
-8 Frags +
Zwocklgatsan complaining about ppl playing gay in DM :thonking:

how the fuck do i play gay in DM? i mean i hardly play it anymore but waddling around going for directs and occasionally jumping is the easiest thing to kill

[quote=Zwockl]gatsan complaining about ppl playing gay in DM :thonking:[/quote]

how the fuck do i play gay in DM? i mean i hardly play it anymore but waddling around going for directs and occasionally jumping is the easiest thing to kill
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#46
11 Frags +

if people are running away from you, pretend they're a boo from mario. turn your back to them and wait 3-6 seconds depending on how far away they were, then turn around and rape them.

if people are running away from you, pretend they're a boo from mario. turn your back to them and wait 3-6 seconds depending on how far away they were, then turn around and rape them.
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#47
22 Frags +

ok ok ok people stop, everything zheep said is true and people should obey
BUT PLEASE CAN PEOPLE FOR OTHERS SANITY SAKE STOP VOTING FOR GRANARY

ok ok ok people stop, everything zheep said is true and people should obey
BUT PLEASE CAN PEOPLE FOR OTHERS SANITY SAKE STOP VOTING FOR GRANARY
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#48
20 Frags +

Whenever the map voting comes up 50% of the server just hits F1 without looking.

Then everyone leaves because its granary.

Whenever the map voting comes up 50% of the server just hits F1 without looking.

Then everyone leaves because its granary.
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#49
2 Frags +
DwapkingWhenever the map voting comes up 50% of the server just hits F1 without looking.

Then everyone leaves because its granary.

the reasonable thing would be removing granary from the vote list, i still have no idea why is granary there over old reckoner; that map was a blast to play in dm

[quote=Dwapking]Whenever the map voting comes up 50% of the server just hits F1 without looking.

Then everyone leaves because its granary.[/quote]
the reasonable thing would be removing granary from the vote list, i still have no idea why is granary there over old reckoner; that map was a blast to play in dm
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#50
-2 Frags +
DwapkingWhenever the map voting comes up 50% of the server just hits F1 without looking.

Then everyone leaves because its granary.

Come home from work, need to turn brain off but no more drugs.
Just play some videogames like you used to.
Can't PUG because fuck dealing with people.
Can't MGE because somehow still more aids than DM.

After 30 minutes of trying, you finally get a spot on the DM server.
Nice, still have time to play 1-2 maps AND I even got into the random spawns server. What a time to be alive.

SIKE!1! Get baited, the current map is ending, GRAN/GULLY is on F1 like always...

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[quote=Dwapking]Whenever the map voting comes up 50% of the server just hits F1 without looking.

Then everyone leaves because its granary.[/quote]
Come home from work, need to turn brain off but no more drugs.
Just play some videogames like you used to.
Can't PUG because fuck dealing with people.
Can't MGE because somehow still more aids than DM.

After 30 minutes of trying, you finally get a spot on the DM server.
Nice, still have time to play 1-2 maps AND I even got into the random spawns server. What a time to be alive.

SIKE!1! Get baited, the current map is ending, GRAN/GULLY is on F1 like always...

[spoiler]END ME[/spoiler]
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#51
7 Frags +

alias "dm" "unbind tab"

alias "dm" "unbind tab"
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#52
0 Frags +
MILKy_DwapkingWhenever the map voting comes up 50% of the server just hits F1 without looking.

Then everyone leaves because its granary.
the reasonable thing would be removing granary from the vote list, i still have no idea why is granary there over old reckoner; that map was a blast to play in dm

IMO the reasonable thing would be to replace the first map with [PLEASE READ WHAT YOU ARE VOTING FOR] and just ignore everyone that doesn't read and still votes for it.
But when I suggested changing the order/content of the poll I was told that it's impossible.
Then again I'm pretty sure I remember tons of community servers using SM Plugins for customized map-votes.
Probably not even hard to implement.

[quote=MILKy_][quote=Dwapking]Whenever the map voting comes up 50% of the server just hits F1 without looking.

Then everyone leaves because its granary.[/quote]
the reasonable thing would be removing granary from the vote list, i still have no idea why is granary there over old reckoner; that map was a blast to play in dm[/quote]
IMO the reasonable thing would be to replace the first map with [PLEASE READ WHAT YOU ARE VOTING FOR] and just ignore everyone that doesn't read and still votes for it.
But when I suggested changing the order/content of the poll I was told that it's impossible.
Then again I'm pretty sure I remember tons of community servers using SM Plugins for customized map-votes.
Probably not even hard to implement.
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#53
0 Frags +

You play against people that play 'gay' in dm: it's annoying.
You play against people that play 'gay' in games: it's annoying.

Like AS IF people always play fun in actual games. Knowing your limits is part of it and playing against people like that can be perfectly good practice because that's sometimes how it goes down in real games.

If you want to purely work on mechanics you should be spending more time on bot maps, jump maps, shit like aim hero etc. DM is fun to hop in and play but if you're putting significant time into it to improve I'd recommend something else.

You play against people that play 'gay' in dm: it's annoying.
You play against people that play 'gay' in games: it's annoying.

Like AS IF people always play fun in actual games. Knowing your limits is part of it and playing against people like that can be perfectly good practice because that's sometimes how it goes down in real games.

If you want to purely work on mechanics you should be spending more time on bot maps, jump maps, shit like aim hero etc. DM is fun to hop in and play but if you're putting significant time into it to improve I'd recommend something else.
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#54
-2 Frags +

I don't mind counter jumping soldiers, even tho it's gay, it helps me practise airshots more.

MILKy_ok ok ok people stop, everything zheep said is true and people should obey
BUT PLEASE CAN PEOPLE FOR OTHERS SANITY SAKE STOP VOTING FOR GRANARY

blind f1 forever

I don't mind counter jumping soldiers, even tho it's gay, it helps me practise airshots more.
[quote=MILKy_]ok ok ok people stop, everything zheep said is true and people should obey
BUT PLEASE CAN PEOPLE FOR OTHERS SANITY SAKE STOP VOTING FOR GRANARY[/quote]
blind f1 forever
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#55
10 Frags +

invoking the spirit of polish demo god HBZ

invoking the spirit of polish demo god HBZ
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#56
16 Frags +

psa to tf2 players: play more dm thank u

psa to tf2 players: play more dm thank u
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#57
21 Frags +

https://www.reddit.com/r/truetf2/comments/2859wr/im_an_invite_soldier_named_seagull_ama/ci7qood/

https://www.reddit.com/r/truetf2/comments/2859wr/im_an_invite_soldier_named_seagull_ama/ci9cflv/

https://www.reddit.com/r/truetf2/comments/2859wr/im_an_invite_soldier_named_seagull_ama/ci7qood/

https://www.reddit.com/r/truetf2/comments/2859wr/im_an_invite_soldier_named_seagull_ama/ci9cflv/
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#58
19 Frags +
yerbpsa to tf2 players: play more dm thank u

i made this thread because of players like you stay the fuck out of my dm servers

[quote=yerb]psa to tf2 players: play more dm thank u[/quote]

i made this thread because of players like you stay the fuck out of my dm servers
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#59
-4 Frags +

People who don't have a W in MGE are just as bad. I mean holly fuck. MGE is good for learning a few things and then you go and make it as counter productive as possible. If you have to reload in MGE either you blow and are missing shots or someone is being to damn passive. TBH i dont even see what is fun about that.

yerbpsa to tf2 players: play more dm thank u

psa to dm server owners: fix the god damn audio bug. It isn't inherent to DM mod and i have seen servers without it.

People who don't have a W in MGE are just as bad. I mean holly fuck. MGE is good for learning a few things and then you go and make it as counter productive as possible. If you have to reload in MGE either you blow and are missing shots or someone is being to damn passive. TBH i dont even see what is fun about that.
[quote=yerb]psa to tf2 players: play more dm thank u[/quote]
psa to dm server owners: fix the god damn audio bug. It isn't inherent to DM mod and i have seen servers without it.
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#60
6 Frags +
Screwballpsa to dm server owners: fix the god damn audio bug. It isn't inherent to DM mod and i have seen servers without it.

Yes please I enjoy hearing noises without them cutting off

[quote=Screwball]
psa to dm server owners: fix the god damn audio bug. It isn't inherent to DM mod and i have seen servers without it.[/quote]
Yes please I enjoy hearing noises without them cutting off
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