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Best tf2 pickup lines
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#1
0 Frags +

Give me some

"Open in the streets, invite in the sheets"

Give me some

"Open in the streets, invite in the sheets"
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#2
-29 Frags +

no

no
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#3
37 Frags +

"sniper on the streets, FARMER in the sheets"

"sniper on the streets, FARMER in the sheets"
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#4
190 Frags +

"are you trading girl? because that ass is 2 refined"

"are you trading girl? because that ass is 2 refined"
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#5
21 Frags +

maincaller in the streets, mge lord in the sheets

edit: lmao that typo was there forever

maincaller in the streets, mge lord in the sheets

edit: lmao that typo was there forever
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#6
116 Frags +
rocketslay"are you trading girl? because that ass is 2 refined"

telling someone that their ass is worth 16-18 cents isnt a compliment

[quote=rocketslay]"are you trading girl? because that ass is 2 refined"[/quote]
telling someone that their ass is worth 16-18 cents isnt a compliment
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#7
65 Frags +
smesirocketslay"are you trading girl? because that ass is 2 refined"telling someone that their ass is worth 16-18 cents isnt a compliment

that is one genuine community unusual ass baby

[quote=smesi][quote=rocketslay]"are you trading girl? because that ass is 2 refined"[/quote]
telling someone that their ass is worth 16-18 cents isnt a compliment[/quote]
that is one genuine community unusual ass baby
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#8
47 Frags +

You must be a Sandman, cause GIRL YOU STUNNIN!

You must be a Sandman, cause GIRL YOU STUNNIN!
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#9
57 Frags +

"i'd like to push into your choke"

"i'd like to push into your choke"
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#10
31 Frags +

"I'm going for the backcap"

"I'm going for the backcap"
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#11
23 Frags +

"soldier's bombing me, im down"
wait what is a pickup line

"soldier's bombing me, im down"
wait what is a pickup line
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#12
82 Frags +

pocket me and you'll never have to fake again ;)

pocket me and you'll never have to fake again ;)
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#13
-11 Frags +

ay bb u wanna taste what its like to pug all night

ay bb u wanna taste what its like to pug all night
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#14
-14 Frags +

have sex with me

also tf2

have sex with me

also tf2
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#15
85 Frags +
ManceyI'll steal your heart like TLR stole the lan trophy.
[quote=Mancey]I'll steal your heart like TLR stole the lan trophy.[/quote]
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#16
-8 Frags +

pootis

pootis
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#17
-16 Frags +

are you a spy main? cause i wanna fuck you outta this world.

are you a spy main? cause i wanna fuck you outta this world.
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#18
31 Frags +

all of these sound like borderline sexual harassment

all of these sound like borderline sexual harassment
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#19
109 Frags +

I got a bucket of chicken

I got a bucket of chicken
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#20
4 Frags +

Girl are you se7en? because you stopped me in my tracks

Girl are you se7en? because you stopped me in my tracks
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#21
8 Frags +

"I love your death, cyclops; your death is sweet to me like love is sweet."

"I love your death, cyclops; your death is sweet to me like love is sweet."
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#22
22 Frags +

Nice pipes.

Nice pipes.
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#23
12 Frags +

press H to pick up

press H to pick up
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#24
25 Frags +

you owe me an uber, cause when I looked at you, I dropped mine

you owe me an uber, cause when I looked at you, I dropped mine
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#25
-6 Frags +

"ayy, yo girl pop your uber for me "

"ayy, yo girl pop your uber for me "
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#26
4 Frags +

are you an engineer? 'cause you're erecting my dispenser

are you an engineer? 'cause you're erecting my dispenser
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#27
3 Frags +

Here's your Golden Frying Pan, roll out through my kitchen.

Here's your Golden Frying Pan, roll out through my kitchen.
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#28
40 Frags +

i am personal friends with b4nny

i am personal friends with b4nny
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#29
20 Frags +

"Are you open, cause I'm about to invite you on over"

"Are you open, cause I'm about to invite you on over"
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#30
koth_bagel
-5 Frags +

you deserve

you deserve
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