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scary tf2 stories
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#1
0 Frags +

ive heard if you say frankenberry backwards 3 times into the mirror, all of mad lux lite will appear and challenge u to a scrim

if u lose u get trapped in the mirror

ive heard if you say frankenberry backwards 3 times into the mirror, all of mad lux lite will appear and challenge u to a scrim

if u lose u get trapped in the mirror
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#2
55 Frags +

if you write <|8O) on the mirror with the wax of a candle and call out "big brown clown," you're challenged by the ghost of budsquad to a scrim at midnight

if you die in the game you die in real life

if you write <|8O) on the mirror with the wax of a candle and call out "big brown clown," you're challenged by the ghost of budsquad to a scrim at midnight

if you die in the game you die in real life
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#3
59 Frags +

i heard that if you play this game called tf2 you will never leave

thats the real scare everyone

i heard that if you play this game called tf2 you will never leave

thats the real scare everyone
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#4
26 Frags +

if you go into a mumble with row he will constantly whisper "write ghost stories you nerd" and if you type on your keyboard the forbidden words "spooky ghosts" the ghost of row will come into your house and talk to you for 6 hours about gravelpit

if you go into a mumble with row he will constantly whisper "write ghost stories you nerd" and if you type on your keyboard the forbidden words "spooky ghosts" the ghost of row will come into your house and talk to you for 6 hours about gravelpit
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#5
-17 Frags +

i heard if you are a regular dumpster poster your life will be ruined just like mine and you will become a shitty shitpostyer

i heard if you are a regular dumpster poster your life will be ruined just like mine and you will become a shitty shitpostyer
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#6
5 Frags +
hitherei heard if you are a regular dumpster poster your life will be ruined just like mine and you will become a shitty shitpostyer

i wanna die everything in my life is completely fine and ordinary but i still feel like a loser :(

[quote=hithere]i heard if you are a regular dumpster poster your life will be ruined just like mine and you will become a shitty shitpostyer[/quote]
i wanna die everything in my life is completely fine and ordinary but i still feel like a loser :(
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#7
31 Frags +

i hear that if you post 'geknaiir sucks' cloudmaker and his circlejerk will come and spook you

i hear that if you post 'geknaiir sucks' cloudmaker and his circlejerk will come and spook you
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#8
11 Frags +
Pankeymaneeehitherei heard if you are a regular dumpster poster your life will be ruined just like mine and you will become a shitty shitpostyeri wanna die everything in my life is completely fine and ordinary but i still feel like a loser :(Get a waifu, she will motivate you to work harder and get better.

http://puu.sh/ibHwv/fb7b5192b8.png

it isnt working

[quote=Pankeyman][quote=eee][quote=hithere]i heard if you are a regular dumpster poster your life will be ruined just like mine and you will become a shitty shitpostyer[/quote]
i wanna die everything in my life is completely fine and ordinary but i still feel like a loser :([/quote]
Get a waifu, she will motivate you to work harder and get better.[/quote]
[img]http://puu.sh/ibHwv/fb7b5192b8.png[/img]

it isnt working
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#9
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eeehitherei heard if you are a regular dumpster poster your life will be ruined just like mine and you will become a shitty shitpostyeri wanna die everything in my life is completely fine and ordinary but i still feel like a loser :(

once you post on the dumpster your life is ruined
do not touch no mans land

[quote=eee][quote=hithere]i heard if you are a regular dumpster poster your life will be ruined just like mine and you will become a shitty shitpostyer[/quote]
i wanna die everything in my life is completely fine and ordinary but i still feel like a loser :([/quote]

once you post on the dumpster your life is ruined
do not touch no mans land
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#10
35 Frags +

pyro

pyro
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#11
8 Frags +

the ghost of apathy is a spooky thing i'll just say that

the ghost of apathy is a spooky thing i'll just say that
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#12
4 Frags +
PankeymaneeePankeymaneeehitherei heard if you are a regular dumpster poster your life will be ruined just like mine and you will become a shitty shitpostyeri wanna die everything in my life is completely fine and ordinary but i still feel like a loser :(Get a waifu, she will motivate you to work harder and get better.http://puu.sh/ibHwv/fb7b5192b8.png

it isnt working
Wow, very nice! I have about 768 pics of my waifu. About 1200+ if I include face crops and gifs. I admire your devotion.

Do you number and order them too?

unfortunately no, i could never come up with a good system

[quote=Pankeyman][quote=eee][quote=Pankeyman][quote=eee][quote=hithere]i heard if you are a regular dumpster poster your life will be ruined just like mine and you will become a shitty shitpostyer[/quote]
i wanna die everything in my life is completely fine and ordinary but i still feel like a loser :([/quote]
Get a waifu, she will motivate you to work harder and get better.[/quote]
[img]http://puu.sh/ibHwv/fb7b5192b8.png[/img]

it isnt working[/quote]
Wow, very nice! I have about 768 pics of my waifu. About 1200+ if I include face crops and gifs. I admire your devotion.

Do you number and order them too?[/quote]
unfortunately no, i could never come up with a good system
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#13
3 Frags +

lenny faces and memes...

lenny faces and memes...
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#14
22 Frags +

degroot keep pub spy frag videos

degroot keep pub spy frag videos
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#15
-7 Frags +

Getting out of UGC.

Getting out of UGC.
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#16
13 Frags +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmdl3SYeCXs

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmdl3SYeCXs[/youtube]
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#17
17 Frags +

I heard if you say "cookiejake" three times in the mirror your team standing will be in low-open the next day.

I heard if you say "cookiejake" three times in the mirror your team standing will be in low-open the next day.
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#18
23 Frags +

rumor has it if you allow your standards to slip enough you can fall into the dreaded "cloudmaker circlejerk" from which there is no escape

rumor has it if you allow your standards to slip enough you can fall into the dreaded "cloudmaker circlejerk" from which there is no escape
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#19
5 Frags +

once you get trapped, you can never escape open purgatory.

once you get trapped, you can never escape open purgatory.
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#20
9 Frags +

triplemint ate his own cum

triplemint ate his own cum
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#21
44 Frags +

one day i woke up and found out cloudmaker turned me into a fucking meme

one day i woke up and found out cloudmaker turned me into a fucking meme
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#22
-5 Frags +

HELP

HELP
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#23
25 Frags +

one time i played in tf2center for 16 hours straight

a piece of me is still waiting in that lobby

one time i played in tf2center for 16 hours straight

a piece of me is still waiting in that lobby
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#24
10 Frags +

if you say showstopper three times in the mirror, the billdozer, his jewfro, and omnific show up

if you say showstopper three times in the mirror, the billdozer, his jewfro, and omnific show up
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#25
4 Frags +

Cloudmaker got good

Cloudmaker got good
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#26
1 Frags +

Geknaiir won IM

Geknaiir won IM
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#27
4 Frags +

backpack.tf

backpack.tf
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#28
16 Frags +
PankeymaneeePankeymaneeehitherei heard if you are a regular dumpster poster your life will be ruined just like mine and you will become a shitty shitpostyeri wanna die everything in my life is completely fine and ordinary but i still feel like a loser :(Get a waifu, she will motivate you to work harder and get better.http://puu.sh/ibHwv/fb7b5192b8.png

it isnt working
Wow, very nice! I have about 768 pics of my waifu. About 1200+ if I include face crops and gifs. I admire your devotion.

Do you number and order them too?

i really want to understand you but you are a literal mystery to me

[quote=Pankeyman][quote=eee][quote=Pankeyman][quote=eee][quote=hithere]i heard if you are a regular dumpster poster your life will be ruined just like mine and you will become a shitty shitpostyer[/quote]
i wanna die everything in my life is completely fine and ordinary but i still feel like a loser :([/quote]
Get a waifu, she will motivate you to work harder and get better.[/quote]
[img]http://puu.sh/ibHwv/fb7b5192b8.png[/img]

it isnt working[/quote]
Wow, very nice! I have about 768 pics of my waifu. About 1200+ if I include face crops and gifs. I admire your devotion.

Do you number and order them too?[/quote]

i really want to understand you but you are a literal mystery to me
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#29
1 Frags +
indecencyi really want to understand you but you are a literal mystery to me

u know people say the same about us, who've played this damn game for 8 years now

[quote=indecency]
i really want to understand you but you are a literal mystery to me[/quote]

u know people say the same about us, who've played this damn game for 8 years now
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#30
22 Frags +
Wholegrainindecencyi really want to understand you but you are a literal mystery to me
u know people say the same about us, who've played this damn game for 8 years now

Here's the real scary thought, there's probably more anime freaks than comp tf2 players... So I think that would mean pankeyman is the normal one and we're all the weirdos

[quote=Wholegrain][quote=indecency]
i really want to understand you but you are a literal mystery to me[/quote]

u know people say the same about us, who've played this damn game for 8 years now[/quote]

Here's the real scary thought, there's probably more anime freaks than comp tf2 players... So I think that would mean pankeyman is the normal one and we're all the weirdos
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