How to get a girlfriend? (tips and tricks)

#121

smobo

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maramduke do you recommend performing unsolicited magic tricks?

#122

phrax

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pankeyman posts fucking troll threads and people take them seriously wtf

#123

seanbud

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i would not lead off with anime or magic the gathering. that's such a low percentage play. wait until you're in a committed relationship and then be like "LOL HEY I'M GOING TO DALLAS FOR A THING ITS A VIDEO GAME AND I'M GOOD AT IT DONT ASK QUESTIONS LOVE YOU!"

worked for me.

i would not lead off with anime or magic the gathering. that's such a low percentage play. wait until you're in a committed relationship and then be like "LOL HEY I'M GOING TO DALLAS FOR A THING ITS A VIDEO GAME AND I'M GOOD AT IT DONT ASK QUESTIONS LOVE YOU!"

worked for me.

#124

MrDoggyDongers2005

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who here remembers when magic was a thing on espn

#125

hooli

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when the blowjobs stop, it's time to move on

#126

kos

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PankeymanBonafideSaberBonafidePeople are fucking creeps.
NSFWi mean that's what you think

all this also seems underpriced real men buy that shit straight from the source at comiketOh ye sorry for not respecting your desire of wanting a pillow of a 8 year old that's nude with a chain around her neckGirls who are into submission are hot. I'm a bear so those kinds of babes with daddy issues love me (and I love them >;-D)

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/155/834/plz-stop-post.jpg

motherfucker you're on a list somewhere after this thread.

[quote=Pankeyman][quote=Bonafide][quote=Saber][quote=Bonafide]People are fucking creeps.
[url=http://www.hobbyheart.com/love-live-school-idol-project-dakimakura-hugging-pillow-cover-p-2821.html#.VKINkv8LkLA]NSFW[/url][/quote]
i mean that's what you think

all this also seems underpriced real men buy that shit straight from the source at comiket[/quote]
Oh ye sorry for not respecting your desire of wanting a pillow of a 8 year old that's nude with a chain around her neck[/quote]
Girls who are into submission are hot. I'm a bear so those kinds of babes with daddy issues love me (and I love them >;-D)[/quote]
[img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/155/834/plz-stop-post.jpg[/img]
motherfucker you're on a list somewhere after this thread.

#127

SpaceCadet

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Getting girls literally does not change as you get older and its as simple as learning how to talk to girls.

Start conversations---learn what interests her---ask questions about those interests---get invited by her to do those interests together---soon enough she takes part in your ONLY INTEREST which is obviously sex

Getting girls literally does not change as you get older and its as simple as learning how to talk to girls.

Start conversations---learn what interests her---ask questions about those interests---get invited by her to do those interests together---soon enough she takes part in your ONLY INTEREST which is obviously sex

#128

thmpsn

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all girls have twitters
stalk it lowkey
its filled with hints

edit: from my twitter studies most girls like tall guys so ur in the cut congrats fam u got this

all girls have twitters
stalk it lowkey
its filled with hints

edit: from my twitter studies most girls like tall guys so ur in the cut congrats fam u got this

#129

Ggglygy

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message her for the first time in like 2 years over facebook saying "wish your mom a happy birthday for me" and then let jesus take the wheel

#130

smileyyyyy

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its all about learning to pick up stuff

i used to be pretty bad like 5 years ago? got better just by talking and picking up when they're interested, its pretty fucking obvious once you get it down but its funny how hard it is at the start...

also learn to dress

sry i forgot something

LEARN TO FUCKING DRESS

BUY NICE CLOTHES!! NO WALMART STUFF, really helps your confidence and how women act towards you if they see you with nice clothes

its all about learning to pick up stuff

i used to be pretty bad like 5 years ago? got better just by talking and picking up when they're interested, its pretty fucking obvious once you get it down but its funny how hard it is at the start...

also learn to dress

sry i forgot something

LEARN TO FUCKING DRESS

BUY NICE CLOTHES!! NO WALMART STUFF, really helps your confidence and how women act towards you if they see you with nice clothes

#131

Rockkkkkkk

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y'all fools getting trolled by a stultus alt

#132

Dagger

cp_granary_pro

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Seinfeld will teach you everything

#133

Magikarp

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fatswimdudehttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/letsgetlaid

join this group and wait for adds from qt girl gamers in your area

That feel when I find one my of friends in this group holy shit.

[quote=fatswimdude]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/letsgetlaid

join this group and wait for adds from qt girl gamers in your area[/quote]
That feel when I find one my of friends in this group holy shit.

#134

mana

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Magikarpfatswimdudehttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/letsgetlaid

join this group and wait for adds from qt girl gamers in your areaThat feel when I find one my of friends in this group holy shit.

pie_hero is in this group. I'm not surprised at all.

[quote=Magikarp][quote=fatswimdude]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/letsgetlaid

join this group and wait for adds from qt girl gamers in your area[/quote]
That feel when I find one my of friends in this group holy shit.[/quote]
pie_hero is in this group. I'm not surprised at all.

#135

Not_Matlock

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Hey, OP, I found your ideal match.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198065858017/

Hey, OP, I found your ideal match.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198065858017/

#136

Encre

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Not_MatlockHey, OP, I found you're ideal match.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198065858017/

What the fuck, that can't be real
"I D??? S??? F?? A????????? I? I? L???s L??? I D? T??? I?s J?s? C?? I? B???? As F??? "

[quote=Not_Matlock]Hey, OP, I found you're ideal match.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198065858017/[/quote]
What the fuck, that can't be real
"I D??? S??? F?? A????????? I? I? L???s L??? I D? T??? I?s J?s? C?? I? B???? As F??? "

#137

Gunblade

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iFY_lay off the Anime
Start lifting

cant wait for TF2GAMES.

[quote=iFY_]lay off the Anime
Start lifting[/quote]
cant wait for TF2GAMES.

#138

WARHURYEAH

1 Frags – +

I got my gurl by getting some sick kills in a 24/7 dustbowl server, she was all like "man that was a sick pipe" and i was all like "u should see my one irl ;)"

#139

Schweppes

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Prove that you are an interesting, individual and unique person and not part of the sheeple by having a blog where you discuss religion and atheism, a mac, posting on reddit, wearing stylish leather headgear and growing a beard (ironically!). Don't work out, you don't want to give in to this macho culture where people who do get girls, but you, the intellectual alpha male don't. If girls reject you, post about it on /r/friendzone or 9gag and explain that girls only like assholes and not nice guys such as yourself.

girls will flock to you I guarantee

Prove that you are an interesting, individual and unique person and not part of the sheeple by having a blog where you discuss religion and atheism, a mac, posting on reddit, wearing stylish leather headgear and growing a beard (ironically!). Don't work out, you don't want to give in to this macho culture where people who do get girls, but you, the intellectual alpha male don't. If girls reject you, post about it on /r/friendzone or 9gag and explain that girls only like assholes and not nice guys such as yourself.

girls will flock to you I guarantee

#140

Twisted

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Not_MatlockHey, OP, I found you're ideal match.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198065858017/

Most played class has to be pyro. There is no way someone is this autistic without maining pyro in tf2.

[quote=Not_Matlock]Hey, OP, I found you're ideal match.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198065858017/[/quote]
Most played class has to be pyro. There is no way someone is this autistic without maining pyro in tf2.

#141

Bonafide

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Magikarpfatswimdudehttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/letsgetlaid

join this group and wait for adds from qt girl gamers in your areaThat feel when I find one my of friends in this group holy shit.

I have three friends in that group...

[quote=Magikarp][quote=fatswimdude]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/letsgetlaid

join this group and wait for adds from qt girl gamers in your area[/quote]
That feel when I find one my of friends in this group holy shit.[/quote]
I have three friends in that group...

#142

Red_

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I don't think anime gets you a girlfriend. As far as I'm concerned that does the opposite. Consider making it a new years resoulution to stop watching anime and then the ladies really just come

#143

Thickney

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PankeymanRed_I don't think anime gets you a girlfriend. As far as I'm concerned that does the opposite. Consider making it a new years resoulution to stop watching anime and then the ladies really just comeNo thanks, Herschel. I'll stick with my anime babes and otaku hoties ;)

http://i.imgur.com/eC9RF9D.jpg

Sounds promising.

[quote=Pankeyman][quote=Red_]I don't think anime gets you a girlfriend. As far as I'm concerned that does the opposite. Consider making it a new years resoulution to stop watching anime and then the ladies really just come[/quote]
No thanks, Herschel. I'll stick with my anime babes and otaku hoties ;)[/quote]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/eC9RF9D.jpg[/img]
Sounds promising.

#144

-Riley

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ061aYB3aY

#145

Bonafide

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Red_I don't think anime gets you a girlfriend. As far as I'm concerned that does the opposite. Consider making it a new years resoulution to stop watching anime and then the ladies really just come

Aren't you the guy who's always talking about how life works but you're actually 14?

[quote=Red_]I don't think anime gets you a girlfriend. As far as I'm concerned that does the opposite. Consider making it a new years resoulution to stop watching anime and then the ladies really just come[/quote]
Aren't you the guy who's always talking about how life works but you're actually 14?

#146

Geknaiir

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BonafideRed_I don't think anime gets you a girlfriend. As far as I'm concerned that does the opposite. Consider making it a new years resoulution to stop watching anime and then the ladies really just comeAren't you the guy who's always talking about how life works but you're actually 14?

http://33.media.tumblr.com/892722162948f94b946328d5a48a363d/tumblr_msfp3pXFIH1rgbmv5o1_500.gif

[quote=Bonafide][quote=Red_]I don't think anime gets you a girlfriend. As far as I'm concerned that does the opposite. Consider making it a new years resoulution to stop watching anime and then the ladies really just come[/quote]
Aren't you the guy who's always talking about how life works but you're actually 14?[/quote]
[img]http://33.media.tumblr.com/892722162948f94b946328d5a48a363d/tumblr_msfp3pXFIH1rgbmv5o1_500.gif[/img]

#147

capnnofapn

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Be careful with who you talk to about girls and what you say. I was in the cafeteria at my college and I saw this really cute girl and I wanted to talk to her but I was feeling shy that day. A few weeks later I saw her in some facebook pictures so I asked someone on facebook we don't know if she's cool and friendly. When he asked who exactly I was talking about I said "that cute fucker with the green hair"
I know I definitely could have worded that better but it's obvious that I was just being silly.

His response was one of the dumbest fucking things I have ever heard. "Did you seriously just call her "that fucker"!?!?! Shes like a sister to me! I'm gonna ask her to have lunch with me tomorrow so I can tell her how much of a fucking misogynist asshole you are". He deleted me after that. Also, he's known her for 3 months and thinks of her a sister which basically means he got friendzoned so hard by her that he became a family member.

I was hoping to run into her and explain myself in person but I never saw her around. Eventually I decided to send her a message on Facebook explaining what happened. In response she said "I have no idea wtf you're talking about lol". Then I apologized and she said it was all cool and she wouldnt of been offended anyway. Unfortunately she never accepted my friend request :<

Be careful with who you talk to about girls and what you say. I was in the cafeteria at my college and I saw this really cute girl and I wanted to talk to her but I was feeling shy that day. A few weeks later I saw her in some facebook pictures so I asked someone on facebook we don't know if she's cool and friendly. When he asked who exactly I was talking about I said "that cute fucker with the green hair"
I know I definitely could have worded that better but it's obvious that I was just being silly.

His response was one of the dumbest fucking things I have ever heard. "Did you seriously just call her "that fucker"!?!?! Shes like a sister to me! I'm gonna ask her to have lunch with me tomorrow so I can tell her how much of a fucking misogynist asshole you are". He deleted me after that. Also, he's known her for 3 months and thinks of her a sister which basically means he got friendzoned so hard by her that he became a family member.

I was hoping to run into her and explain myself in person but I never saw her around. Eventually I decided to send her a message on Facebook explaining what happened. In response she said "I have no idea wtf you're talking about lol". Then I apologized and she said it was all cool and she wouldnt of been offended anyway. Unfortunately she never accepted my friend request :<

#148

hawler

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Pankeyman- I know a lot about anime and magic the gathering

Exactly the problem.

Tips are:
1.- Take the initiative by asking her for a date.
2.- Take a position between "not too ridiculous" and "not too serious".
3.- Don't mention "the problem" until 3rd date so they'll know more other things about you (at first, most girls won't give you a chance even if they can tolerate those kinds of hobbies).
4.- Be yourself.

EZ

[quote=Pankeyman]- I know a lot about anime and magic the gathering[/quote]
Exactly the problem.

Tips are:
1.- Take the initiative by asking her for a date.
2.- Take a position between "not too ridiculous" and "not too serious".
3.- Don't mention "the problem" until 3rd date so they'll know more other things about you (at first, most girls won't give you a chance even if they can tolerate those kinds of hobbies).
4.- Be yourself.

EZ

#149

NewbieMcNewbface

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PankeymanhawlerPankeyman- I know a lot about anime and magic the gatheringExactly the problem.

Tips are:
1.- Take the initiative by asking her for a date.
2.- Take a position between "not too ridiculous" and "not too serious".
3.- Don't mention "the problem" until 3rd date so they'll know more other things about you (at first, most girls won't give you a chance even if they can tolerate those kinds of hobbies).
4.- Be yourself.

EZMagic is a fun game for intellectual men who enjoy mathematics and statistics.

Day trading is a fun game for intellectual men who enjoy mathematics and statistics.

Poker is a fun game for intellectual men who enjoy mathematics and statistics.

Chess is a fun game for intellectual men who enjoy mathematics and statistics.

Sports betting is a fun game for intellectual men who enjoy mathematics and statistics.

Hell, fantasy football is a fun game for intellectual men who enjoy mathematics and statistics.

Magic the gathering gets you articles like this:

http://gizmodo.com/5833787/my-brief-okcupid-affair-with-a-world-champion-magic-the-gathering-player

Alyssa BereznakAt dinner I got straight down to it. Did he still play? "Yes." Strike one. How often? "I'm preparing for a tournament this weekend." Strike two. Who did he hang out with? "I've met all my best friends through Magic." Strike three.

[quote=Pankeyman][quote=hawler][quote=Pankeyman]- I know a lot about anime and magic the gathering[/quote]
Exactly the problem.

Tips are:
1.- Take the initiative by asking her for a date.
2.- Take a position between "not too ridiculous" and "not too serious".
3.- Don't mention "the problem" until 3rd date so they'll know more other things about you (at first, most girls won't give you a chance even if they can tolerate those kinds of hobbies).
4.- Be yourself.

EZ[/quote]
Magic is a fun game for intellectual men who enjoy mathematics and statistics.[/quote]

Day trading is a fun game for intellectual men who enjoy mathematics and statistics.

Poker is a fun game for intellectual men who enjoy mathematics and statistics.

Chess is a fun game for intellectual men who enjoy mathematics and statistics.

Sports betting is a fun game for intellectual men who enjoy mathematics and statistics.

Hell, fantasy football is a fun game for intellectual men who enjoy mathematics and statistics.

Magic the gathering gets you articles like this:

http://gizmodo.com/5833787/my-brief-okcupid-affair-with-a-world-champion-magic-the-gathering-player

[quote=Alyssa Bereznak]At dinner I got straight down to it. Did he still play? "Yes." Strike one. How often? "I'm preparing for a tournament this weekend." Strike two. Who did he hang out with? "I've met all my best friends through Magic." Strike three.[/quote]

#150

kev

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NewbieMcNewbface
Magic the gathering gets you articles like this:

http://gizmodo.com/5833787/my-brief-okcupid-affair-with-a-world-champion-magic-the-gathering-player
Alyssa BereznakAt dinner I got straight down to it. Did he still play? "Yes." Strike one. How often? "I'm preparing for a tournament this weekend." Strike two. Who did he hang out with? "I've met all my best friends through Magic." Strike three.

OP is obviously trolling his ass off but i don't get how your article makes liking magic a bad thing

[quote=NewbieMcNewbface]

Magic the gathering gets you articles like this:

http://gizmodo.com/5833787/my-brief-okcupid-affair-with-a-world-champion-magic-the-gathering-player

[quote=Alyssa Bereznak]At dinner I got straight down to it. Did he still play? "Yes." Strike one. How often? "I'm preparing for a tournament this weekend." Strike two. Who did he hang out with? "I've met all my best friends through Magic." Strike three.[/quote]
[/quote]
OP is obviously trolling his ass off but i don't get how your article makes liking magic a bad thing