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TF2 UPDATE SOON
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#1
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The sniper is doing new voice lines, if you got workshop stuff, submit it asap, if you got bug fixes, best way to get attention on that is to mail Eric Smith, he pays max attention to anything https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XVCYeuAl9qE

We need to focus as a community, new maps are cool but we need bots BANNED.

It’s insanely important. We have a voice. Eric Smith is listening, he emailed me and confirmed UGC medals are happening, email directly to Eric Smith. We need so badly to focus on bans against bots.

Bot makers have been working together on map pools, they have been focusing the last 4 months on ctf.

The sniper is doing new voice lines, if you got workshop stuff, submit it asap, if you got bug fixes, best way to get attention on that is to mail Eric Smith, he pays max attention to anything https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XVCYeuAl9qE

We need to focus as a community, new maps are cool but we need bots BANNED.

It’s insanely important. We have a voice. Eric Smith is listening, he emailed me and confirmed UGC medals are happening, email directly to Eric Smith. We need so badly to focus on bans against bots.

Bot makers have been working together on map pools, they have been focusing the last 4 months on ctf.
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#2
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1022310401725177937/1111776750934954034/image.png

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1022310401725177937/1111776750934954034/image.png[/img]
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#3
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https://i.imgur.com/9MOG0R2.jpg

[img]https://i.imgur.com/9MOG0R2.jpg[/img]
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#4
-52 Frags +

despite the legitimate animosity I've held towards the community

100% good things are on the way, TF2 will only get better as a game itself

despite the legitimate animosity I've held towards the community

100% good things are on the way, TF2 will only get better as a game itself
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#5
3 Frags +

two more weeks

two more weeks
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#6
17 Frags +

they haven't brought a dog in to do the guard dog voice lines though

they haven't brought a dog in to do the guard dog voice lines though
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#7
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it would be nice to get more updates outside of this upcoming one before these VAs fkn die, they are all old asf

it would be nice to get more updates outside of this upcoming one before these VAs fkn die, they are all old asf
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#8
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He could be voicing a dota hero aswell

He could be voicing a dota hero aswell
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#9
37 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/GPrfFKI.jpeg

[img]https://i.imgur.com/GPrfFKI.jpeg[/img]
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#10
7 Frags +

If they are gonna do anything just allow for the matchmaking system to be what the community wants. It might be a tall ask but just being able to open the client and Q for matches (Albeit of questionable quality) will streamline the pipeline for new players to at least experience some form of competitive.

No config restrictions, proper weapon bans (unless they really wanna rebalance all the silly shit), Highlander and 6s Q's, all of the stuff we should have gotten with the update in the first place. Tall ask but one can only hope.

If they are gonna do anything just allow for the matchmaking system to be what the community wants. It might be a tall ask but just being able to open the client and Q for matches (Albeit of questionable quality) will streamline the pipeline for new players to at least experience some form of competitive.

No config restrictions, proper weapon bans (unless they really wanna rebalance all the silly shit), Highlander and 6s Q's, all of the stuff we should have gotten with the update in the first place. Tall ask but one can only hope.
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#11
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https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/795/084/326.gif

[img]https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/795/084/326.gif[/img]
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#12
32 Frags +

tf2 players are addicted to disappointment judging by the way people amnesia the past 8 years every time there's a clue that the game has a developer doing a thing

tf2 players are addicted to disappointment judging by the way people amnesia the past 8 years every time there's a clue that the game has a developer doing a thing
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#13
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remove the sniper rifle

remove the sniper rifle
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#14
24 Frags +

[Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background]

The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"

[Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board]

Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?"

[Intruder Alert begins to play. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes]

The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!"

Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!"

[Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door]

Scout: "Yo, a lil' help here!?"

[The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination]

Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!"

Scout: Let's go, let's go-

[BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier]

Heavy: "INCOMING!"

[Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe]

Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!"

Heavy: "-AAAAalright then."

Spy: "Ahem."

[Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder]

Spy: "Gentlemen."

[Meet the Spy' Title Card]

[Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk]

Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe."

Soldier: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm."

Scout: "Yeah, it is!"

Spy: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"

[The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug]

Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem."

[He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back]

Soldier: "...and a knife."

[The Scout approaches and removes the knife]

Scout: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you!"

[The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it]

Scout: "Ow! No offense."

Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building."

Scout: "What're you? President of his fan club?"

[The Soldier and Heavy chuckle]

[The Spy turns to face the Scout]

Spy: "No... that would be your mother!"

[The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother]

Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief]

Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."

[[[Right Behind You]] plays]

[The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular]

Soldier: "Oh!"

[The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground]

Scout: "Gimme that!"

Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses..."

[Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately]

Engineer: "Sentry Down!"

[The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen]

[Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically.]

Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!"

[Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed]

[Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room]

Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..."

[Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw]

Medic: "Raus, raus!"

[The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles]

Medic: [gasps] "Nein..."

[The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise]

[Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Spy looks frantic]

Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"

[The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout]

Scout: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

Heavy: "Oh!"

Soldier: "What? It was obvious!" [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..."

[The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun]

Soldier: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood."

[The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy]

Heavy: "So, we still got problem..."

Soldier: "Big problem... all right, who's ready to go find this Spy?"

Spy: "Right behind you."

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune.]

[Petite Chou-Fleur plays]

[Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully]

Spy: "Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur."

[The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]

[Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background]

The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"

[Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board]

Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?"

[Intruder Alert begins to play. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes]

The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!"

Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!"

[Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door]

Scout: "Yo, a lil' help here!?"

[The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination]

Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!"

Scout: Let's go, let's go-

[BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier]

Heavy: "INCOMING!"

[Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe]

Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!"

Heavy: "-AAAAalright then."

Spy: "Ahem."

[Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder]

Spy: "Gentlemen."

[Meet the Spy' Title Card]

[Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk]

Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe."

Soldier: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm."

Scout: "Yeah, it is!"

Spy: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"

[The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug]

Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem."

[He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back]

Soldier: "...and a knife."

[The Scout approaches and removes the knife]

Scout: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you!"

[The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it]

Scout: "Ow! No offense."

Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building."

Scout: "What're you? President of his fan club?"

[The Soldier and Heavy chuckle]

[The Spy turns to face the Scout]

Spy: "No... that would be your mother!"

[The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother]

Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief]

Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."

[[[Right Behind You]] plays]

[The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular]

Soldier: "Oh!"

[The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground]

Scout: "Gimme that!"

Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses..."

[Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately]

Engineer: "Sentry Down!"

[The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen]

[Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically.]

Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!"

[Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed]

[Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room]

Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..."

[Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw]

Medic: "Raus, raus!"

[The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles]

Medic: [gasps] "Nein..."

[The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise]

[Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Spy looks frantic]

Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"

[The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout]

Scout: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"

Heavy: "Oh!"

Soldier: "What? It was obvious!" [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..."

[The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun]

Soldier: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood."

[The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy]

Heavy: "So, we still got problem..."

Soldier: "Big problem... all right, who's ready to go find this Spy?"

Spy: "Right behind you."

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune.]

[Petite Chou-Fleur plays]

[Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully]

Spy: "Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur."

[The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]
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#15
2 Frags +

i can already bet that the sticky det bug won't be fixed

i can already bet that the sticky det bug won't be fixed
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#16
20 Frags +

Valve loves using the same voice actors for multiple IPs. He's voiced HL,L4D,TF2 and DOTA. Why do you guys think he's doing voice work for tf2?

What voice lines would he even be adding into tf2 that you would actually care about? If it even is something tf2 related it'd be for taunts, not anything gameplay related

Valve loves using the same voice actors for multiple IPs. He's voiced HL,L4D,TF2 and DOTA. Why do you guys think he's doing voice work for tf2?

What voice lines would he even be adding into tf2 that you would actually care about? If it even is something tf2 related it'd be for taunts, not anything gameplay related
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#17
4 Frags +

look: for several hours now I have been told from credible sources the reason John Lowrie is at the Valve office. however due to the importance and sensitivity around the subject I have refrained from going on it. i don't feel comfortable with it currently

look: for several hours now I have been told from credible sources the reason John Lowrie is at the Valve office. however due to the importance and sensitivity around the subject I have refrained from going on it. i don't feel comfortable with it currently
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#18
8 Frags +

this is why The Sniper is at valve offices...
https://i.imgur.com/02KhWZV.png

this is why The Sniper is at valve offices...
https://i.imgur.com/02KhWZV.png
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#19
31 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/PraLgXx.jpeg

New Team Fortress 2 Merc Revealed

[img]https://i.imgur.com/PraLgXx.jpeg[/img]
New Team Fortress 2 Merc Revealed
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#20
10 Frags +

bro why am i being flashbanged with purple alien balls

bro why am i being flashbanged with purple alien balls
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#21
-11 Frags +
row_https://i.imgur.com/PraLgXx.jpeg
New Team Fortress 2 Merc Revealed

mods?

[quote=row_][img]https://i.imgur.com/PraLgXx.jpeg[/img]
New Team Fortress 2 Merc Revealed[/quote]
mods?
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#22
-1 Frags +

the shaft to ball ratio

the shaft to ball ratio
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#23
5 Frags +
brodyrow_https://i.imgur.com/PraLgXx.jpeg
New Team Fortress 2 Merc Revealed
mods?

what's a testicle between friends

[quote=brody][quote=row_][img]https://i.imgur.com/PraLgXx.jpeg[/img]
New Team Fortress 2 Merc Revealed[/quote]
mods?[/quote]
what's a testicle between friends
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#24
0 Frags +
row_https://i.imgur.com/PraLgXx.jpeg
New Team Fortress 2 Merc Revealed

nice

[quote=row_][img]https://i.imgur.com/PraLgXx.jpeg[/img]
New Team Fortress 2 Merc Revealed[/quote]

nice
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#25
0 Frags +
row_brodyrow_https://i.imgur.com/PraLgXx.jpeg
New Team Fortress 2 Merc Revealed
mods?
what's a testicle between friends

thats thanos

[quote=row_][quote=brody][quote=row_][img]https://i.imgur.com/PraLgXx.jpeg[/img]
New Team Fortress 2 Merc Revealed[/quote]
mods?[/quote]
what's a testicle between friends[/quote]
thats thanos
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#26
1 Frags +
brodyrow_https://i.imgur.com/PraLgXx.jpeg
New Team Fortress 2 Merc Revealed
mods?

Yeah?

[quote=brody][quote=row_][img]https://i.imgur.com/PraLgXx.jpeg[/img]
New Team Fortress 2 Merc Revealed[/quote]
mods?[/quote]

Yeah?
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#27
13 Frags +

this means the alien penis gif is fair game and my previous ban was unjustified right

this means the alien penis gif is fair game and my previous ban was unjustified right
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