"Pfft, prem on ETF2L?!" I scoff at some lowlife plebeian. This is the kind of thing that pisses me off more than anything in the world: When shitters that counter strafe at roughly 400 pixels instead of 609 on badlands middle try and fucking BM me. Like inhale my scattergun badkid. You might be wondering, what rank are you in the heirarchy of ETF2L to be talking such trash? Heh, well I don't play that petty open trash. I am among the secret intergalactic professional TF2 team that consists of TF2 LEGENDS such as Albert Einstein, Genghis Khan, and Cthulhu. We fight over fucking PLANETS against this observable universe's most talented squadrons. Players like Xerxes the Conqueror of Gullywash, or XyXyx the Forbidden Solly, are mere fucking BOTS TO ME. The only time I miss is when I lose track of the RNG frame calculation, (which I've memorized all 98 decillion outcomes of; mind you) of my pristine pistol tracking. We play on servers made specifically made by GabeN's resurrected grandfather; 5 ping? Try a ping of 8 x 12⁻⁷⁸ you insignificant swine. Tactics become so in-depth and mind-bending that one of Earth's star players and good friend of mine, Pythagoras, lost his fucking mind and died in a scrimmage from strats so genius that b4nny himself would shit his pants. So if you think even inviting me to your mge server is okay, you must be out of your fucking mind. I'm the best TF2 player to ever exist in this fucking DIMENSION, stay mad and bad kid.
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At around 10:00 AM on the morning of December 18th, 2018, in what was widely believed to be an act of government-sponsored ethnic cleansing, two armed militia men were seen parachuting from a military plane into the vicinity of Tomato Town. Upon landing the two quickly unholstered assault rifles and entered the local pizzeria where a massacre of unarmed civilians unfolded as they kept shouting, "Get Down! Get Down!". Improvised explosives were then detonated at the site of the crime to obscure the victim's identities. The local police chief spotted the assailants as they were exiting the diner and shot one in the back before he was quickly revived by his accomplice as they boarded a "technical" pickup truck and headed southbound. The two militiamen were outnumbered but gave chase before being cornered in the streets of the nearby district of Pleasant Park where a shootout occurred with the police. The two assailants were seen chugging jugs of alcohol before getting back into the pickup truck and heading towards Moist Mire where the police lost them, deliberately detouring around Loot Lake as a local source had tipped them off to the stationing of UN peacekeeping forces in the area. 10 bodies were later discovered in the rubble of the Pizzeria's board room. Not long after the assailants left the area, a purple cloud believed to be an experimental chemical agent developed by the government swept the area, resulting in death by suffocation, making the town uninhabitable and turning the survivors of the massacre into refugees. Military contractors hired by the government bulldozed what was left of Tomato Town including the ruins of the Pizzeria as well as the memorial site for the victims and redeveloped it into a religious site/tourist attraction for the dominant religion of the country known as "Tomato Temple". To this day the government denies the massacre and subsequent chemical weapons attack despite multiple Human Rights agencies releasing interviews with the survivors and even one of the assailants coming forward with a testimony of guilt uploaded to social media after a UN Geneva Convention Probe confirmed the use of banned chemical agents.
manwithnolegs, idk how old is he but i know he had both his legs amputated due to fighting in world war 2
I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds. Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright...Who touched my gun!? Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more! Heheh. Cry some more.
Ariesnip
lol
i'll try to message my isp, however i know for a fact that sometimes i have 140 ping on all dutch servers, only sometimes tho. i'll bump this thread when i do tracert when i have bad ping on dutch servers.
there is no escape from eastern european unlimited greed
LupusIs it just Serveme.tf servers or is it pug servers aswell cuz I got that shit as well
Same problem happens in tempus german servers, it routs to brazil
recently i've been having problems with bad ping on serveme.tf servers. however it always kept fluctuating - sometimes it was fine on french servers, sometimes it was fine on dutch servers, but recently everything went to shit except Dussel, which is only server i have under 100 ping on serveme.tf. I keep having 100+ ping on servers i used to have 15 ping, it keeps routing from europe onwards to brazil/usa then back to europe. I have no fucking clue what the fuck to do to try to fix it. I have compiled list of cmd tracert on few serveme.tf servers, with pictures of geographical locations and order of them when i put into the ip into geographical locator.
https://pastebin.com/xLD3hwtL
gib kosovo stupid nato it rightful serbian clay
serb has wisdom of the falcon, american has stupid of the monkey
ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fuck the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and kosovo was bo;rn
Ahem, gentlemen, I have something to say...
FUCK JANNIES and FUCK RGL