History occurs in cycles, and for the various cafe monster teams, they appear to be trapped in an endless cycle of rebirth, merging with another team, before finally succumbing to death. Now with Season 31 looming on the horizon, it seems about time for another revival, this time under the moniker corn100.
After the original cafe monster took fifth in their Season 19 Invite debut and subsequently bought the farm, the team was first reincarnated as EVL Gaming in Season 22. This iteration featured highfive, garbuglio, and zilly from the original roster and managed to break into fourth place, before merging with, and eventually dissolving into, Ascent in the following seasons.
Four seasons later, SVIFT NA formed with highfive, garbuglio, and delpo from the previous roster, who managed to bring home the bacon with a second-place and third-place finish Seasons 26 and 27. However, this roster too was eventually engulfed by Ascent once again.
Most recently, former SVIFT NA members attempted to reunite and compete in Season 29, but after a series of unfortunate events, this roster was ultimately put out to pasture and merged into FROYO BLACK.
"Use a pic of purple, he's handsome" – highfive (Photo by Mr. Jelly)
Now, returning to the present, five players from these older iterations, along with newcomer mu^, have returned from a season-long break to form corn100. highfive and garbuglio, formerly of FROYO BLACK that season, join mu^ — formerly of Mentality eSports — with froyotech's former pocket aim. Meanwhile, delpo and zilly return from the desecrated SVIFT NA roster.
With the English language lacking appropriate words to accurately encompass their feelings, highfive and zilly provided this in place of verbiage.
Not to count chickens before they hatch, but the corn100 roster is almost definitely:
- Scout: highfive
- Scout: mu^
- Roamer: garbuglio
- Pocket: aim
- Demoman: delpo
- Medic: zilly