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April 17, 2019

History occurs in cycles, and for the various cafe monster teams, they appear to be trapped in an endless cycle of rebirth, merging with another team, before finally succumbing to death. Now with Season 31 looming on the horizon, it seems about time for another revival, this time under the moniker corn100.

After the original cafe monster took fifth in their Season 19 Invite debut and subsequently bought the farm, the team was first reincarnated as EVL Gaming in Season 22. This iteration featured highfive, garbuglio, and zilly from the original roster and managed to break into fourth place, before merging with, and eventually dissolving into, Ascent in the following seasons.

Four seasons later, SVIFT NA formed with highfive, garbuglio, and delpo from the previous roster, who managed to bring home the bacon with a second-place and third-place finish Seasons 26 and 27. However, this roster too was eventually engulfed by Ascent once again.

Most recently, former SVIFT NA members attempted to reunite and compete in Season 29, but after a series of unfortunate events, this roster was ultimately put out to pasture and merged into FROYO BLACK.

"Use a pic of purple, he's handsome" – highfive (Photo by Mr. Jelly)

Now, returning to the present, five players from these older iterations, along with newcomer mu^, have returned from a season-long break to form corn100. highfive and garbuglio, formerly of FROYO BLACK that season, join mu^ — formerly of Mentality eSports — with froyotech's former pocket aim. Meanwhile, delpo and zilly return from the desecrated SVIFT NA roster.

With the English language lacking appropriate words to accurately encompass their feelings, highfive and zilly provided this in place of verbiage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-ZnhkXrkrk

Not to count chickens before they hatch, but the corn100 roster is almost definitely:

  • Scout: highfive
  • Scout: mu^
  • Roamer: garbuglio
  • Pocket: aim
  • Demoman: delpo
  • Medic: zilly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-ZnhkXrkrk

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-ZnhkXrkrk[/youtube]
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#2
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I'll be the first to purchase corn100 merch

I'll be the first to purchase corn100 merch
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#3
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corn100

corn100
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#4
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aim is gay lol

aim is gay lol
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#5
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https://static.esea.net/global/images/teams/8735903.1555047068.png

[img]https://static.esea.net/global/images/teams/8735903.1555047068.png[/img]
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#6
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highfive and zilly, formerly of FROYO BLACK that season

not sure if you meant highfive and garbuglio

[quote] highfive and zilly, formerly of FROYO BLACK that season[/quote]

not sure if you meant highfive and garbuglio
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#7
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Now this is an obese roster

Now this is an obese roster
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#8
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high fructose gaming

high fructose gaming
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#9
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ah yes, large

ah yes, large
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#10
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delpo cant lose

delpo cant lose
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#11
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gigantic even,

gigantic even,
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#12
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Go mu!!!!

Go mu!!!!
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#13
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why do people say FAT and OBESE and LARGE on teams when u know they gonna get 5-0'd by froyo LMAO nigga please

why do people say FAT and OBESE and LARGE on teams when u know they gonna get 5-0'd by froyo LMAO nigga please
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#14
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fasterthanahamsterwhy do people say FAT and OBESE and LARGE on teams when u know they gonna get 5-0'd by froyo LMAO nigga please

Just because Grand Finals will suck doesn't mean the rest of the season has to.

[quote=fasterthanahamster]why do people say FAT and OBESE and LARGE on teams when u know they gonna get 5-0'd by froyo LMAO nigga please[/quote]

Just because Grand Finals will suck doesn't mean the rest of the season has to.
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#15
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fasterthanahamsterwhy do people say FAT and OBESE and LARGE on teams when u know they gonna get 5-0'd by froyo LMAO nigga please

Bitch

[quote=fasterthanahamster]why do people say FAT and OBESE and LARGE on teams when u know they gonna get 5-0'd by froyo LMAO nigga please[/quote]
Bitch
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fasterthanahamsterwhy do people say FAT and OBESE and LARGE on teams when u know they gonna get 5-0'd by froyo LMAO nigga please

uh AKSHULLY they'd get 5-1'd

[quote=fasterthanahamster]why do people say FAT and OBESE and LARGE on teams when u know they gonna get 5-0'd by froyo LMAO nigga please[/quote]
uh AKSHULLY they'd get 5-1'd
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#17
37 Frags +

the title of this post has already aged well

the title of this post has already aged well
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#18
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i fucking love highfive so glad that he is back :D

i fucking love highfive so glad that he is back :D
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#19
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title will still be correct if they play rgl

title will still be correct if they play rgl
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https://i.imgur.com/PEOJytg.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/PEOJytg.png[/img]
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#21
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https://youtu.be/H3RNsV4FOiQ

[youtube]https://youtu.be/H3RNsV4FOiQ[/youtube]
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#22
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Marmaloohttps://youtu.be/H3RNsV4FOiQ

"because they have delpo"

[quote=Marmaloo]https://youtu.be/H3RNsV4FOiQ[/quote]
"because they have delpo"
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#23
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i hate you marm

i hate you marm
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#24
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oh no

oh no
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#25
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yo why the fuck the cafe monster video guy look like paddie though?

yo why the fuck the cafe monster video guy look like paddie though?
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#26
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i would like to invest in corn100

i would like to invest in corn100
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