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japanese gatling gun

Used to go by N1ghT because I was edgy and stayed up all night playing CS 1.6 pubs. Still trying chnage my name to something I like to this day.

i should link you my bandcamp then

My name is Stepan, but that was already taken on travian, so I picked stepane and since its better to have multiple accounts I made stepanex and stepanexe and somehow stepanex stuck with me.

my name's B.L. Alexander
my initials are BLA
made a twitch account named bla613 and had to capitalize a letter
i capitalized the L so it wouldn't be confused with an i
bLa was conceived

thole 2

screw·ball
ˈskro͞oˌbôl/Submit
NORTH AMERICAN
2.
informal
a crazy or eccentric person.
adjectiveinformal
1.
crazy; absurd.

Shortened to ScrewB. Just thought it was appropriate. Used to be Combat Toast but to many really annoying UGC nerds started using Toast in there names so i abandoned it.

Used to play CoD. Watched some MW2 video like 6 years ago. Some guy had the alias bot1 on xbox and pretended to be a recruit bot. I found it funny.
Quit console about a year later when I got a laptop. Made my alias bot1 as a tribute to that video.
Started improving on sniper a couple of months in, people thought my alias implied I had aimbot.
It got really annoying (some people like getting called a cheater, I'm not one of them)
I mirrored my alias to 1tob, then later removed the 1

its my surname but only 5 letters long

i was eating cereal in a bowl

ima furry

my friend had thyroid cancer, so I got this name for him since iodine makes the thyroid gland :))))

happy to say treatment was successful

i enjoy clever wordplay

joined a soap clan when i was a pubber and was dubbed private dishsoap

its my name

i thought the whole king midas legend was pretty sick :D

I like birds

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It's a song by the Melvins.

warning: nerd

i thought i was some leet hax0r so i wanted to call myself webmaster.

however, webmaster is an actual website job title so most sites don't allow it as a username for impersonation reasons.

so, i tried to think of alternative names. i decided to name myself master of all the .coms, because that's essentially all of the internet. i felt it would be fitting to shorten it to mastercoms for my username.

unfortunately, i was not aware of .tv so i'm afraid i'm powerless here

I saw it in a poem

was an 11 year old kid, big fan of pokemon, used rhydon as an alias for some reason, everyone called me rhy

thought shortening it would be better, and theres some decent wordplay with it, so we're here now

Jessica Alba (:

kirby 64

My favorit fast fod makdonalts do good big burge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksNJZ9OY_pM

My brother's initials + my house number (don't ask)

it's literally my real name backwards.

Irak-Soup backwards =)

nuthouse as in a mental hospital/asylum which i came up with when i was 12 and now every time i look at my name i think of semen