is it the teleporter entrance or exit? or can it be either. because i think it would be hard to kill the entrance because it is outside of the spawn but the exit can be hard too because the enemies will be there because they take the entrance to get to the exit.

which ones which

what does each axis mean

we did :(
https://clips.twitch.tv/ImpartialWealthyChipmunkRickroll-YZZEQAfdJeLwheuz

discuss etc

why am i getting downfragged for trying to make a real post ? can anyone explain plz in a nice way and not be mean

From ritz of team Whiplash
Q. Any predictions on how you think you’re going to do this season?
A. Last place is the only option.

Q. Who do you think will give you the toughest match?
A. TC 'cause I'm afraid of them since last season (both of our teams were playing mid). We played like 50 rounds of ashville before our official and we still lost by a golden cup. So never underestimate TC. N E V E R

Q. Who do you think will be your standout player this season?
A. Twatter for sure 'cause he's Mongolian and he's playing huntsman sniper. Hunting and archery are in their blood, so he is a natural born killer

Q. Of the three new maps added (Govan, Gullywash, Borneo) which are you most excited to play?
A. Govan 'cause it's creator is a living genius and we all blessed by living with him at the same time.

Q. Any shoutouts?
A. No i'm an orphan

I had the exxxclusive opportunity to interview 3 of the team leaders from ETF2L's second highest division. All of these teams will be looking to take this season by the horns and establish themselves in premiership next season. Here's what they had to say:
ducky (Team Colonslash: the SPY!!!1!)
kaylus (Wicked Lotus)
kristof (Habib's Special Forces)

Q. Any predictions on how you think you’re going to do this season?
ducky A. top 3
kaylus A. We are expecting Top3. Aiming to win the Division.
kristof A. top 2

Q. Who do you think will give you the toughest match?
ducky A. trouble shooters
kaylus A. Right now I would expect Trouble Shooters.
kristof A. wicked lotus

Q. Who do you think will be your standout player this season?
ducky A. whip
kaylus A. Very hard to predict here. Maybe tenshi or Divi.
kristof A. fidus

Q. Of the three new maps added (Govan, Gullywash, Borneo) which are you most excited to play?
ducky A. govan
kaylus A. I'm glad to see a 5CP back into the mappool. Gullywash but any would have been nice. I find Govan very promising (congratz on that) but I fear it will be yet another KOTH maps and we got plenty of those already unfortunately.
kristof A. govan

Q. Any shoutouts?
ducky A. hankie pankie
kristof A. shotouts to W team and bob

in casual i usually get some good chain stabs on the payload cart (since ive been watching how a spy thinks by mrpaladin) so i knew i would not have any troubles getting some kills in competitive. i was not sure how to play so i tried the competitive mode first but it was wayyy to easy for a pro like me so i started looking on the steam community forums and i found some guy talking about a website called tf2center.com. i went to try it out and darn it was hard. i guess this is like where all the top tf2 pros play at because they were getting so many eliminations on me. i really struggled to keep up so i hope i didnt let my team-mates down. in the end i had 10 points playing as the spy. which i think is pretty good for my first go at the real competitive mode. we were also playing some weird map i have never seen before. usually on viaduct i like to sit in the corner next to the point and sap all the sentry guns but for some reason there was a doorway there instead?? not sure if my game got hacked or something so im gonna contact steam support to investigate it.

ok so i dont even know where to start with this one, apparently during prem scrims last night mclane got banned AGAIN because an etf2l admin joined the server to “monitor behaviour” (whatever that means) and the second he joined everyone lagged, mclane missed a pipe, and instantly typed “nice lag, pipe magnet” in chat. admin instantly kicked him and now there’s a thread about “respecting authority” like bro it’s tf2 not the UN summit. mclane made a post after saying “i wasn’t toxic i was simply describing physics” which honestly might be the hardest quote of the year. etf2l issued some passive aggressive discord announcement like “admins are volunteers” and half the community is acting like he committed a war crime while the other half is making free mclane memes. apparently his team is trying to merc someone but he’s already on a smurf called “maclane420” dropping 400 dpm in open pugs. b4nny tweeted “he should control his emotions” and got ratioed in 4 minutes. someone said they’re making FREE MCLANE shirts for insomnia but knowing this scene they’ll forget by tomorrow when another soldier calls his medic a bot mid-fight.

why dont u just alt on the pug servers it seems u dont have an issue with that in officials

Hello fans of Team Colonslash. We are once again seeking funding for our upcoming highlander season.

After previous success in Season 34 with a Mid Division Championship, we are looking to expand our operations upward. Firstly with an academy team, Team Colonslash: Nappies, which will be competing in the open division. This will be led by up and comer medic, Guffeh, alongside mid champion engineer, celreo. Our main team, the SPY, shall be competing in the high division, looking to cement themselves as one of Europe's finest and the best British team in all the world.

We are mainly looking to fund a cameo from Nigel Farage after he expressed his support of our mid win last season (see pic below). We are additionally looking for additional uniformications for our new players this season. We are therefore setting aside a goal of £100 Great British Pounds, sterling.

As per before there shall be prizes, including:
One (1) item signing by a Team Colonslash: the SPY!!!!1!™ member of your choosing.
A Free pyro or engineer demo-review by the Mclane of Team Colonslash: the SPY!!!!1!™
An MGE match-up against a Team Colonslash: the SPY!!!!1!™ member.
A ticket for a raffle to enter a competition in which the winner will be able to partake in a scrim for Team Colonslash: the SPY!!!!1!™

Donations Option

Can be either direct items or other items that we could sell to go towards the cosmetic uniformations.
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=437613693&token=cAF4Fx_0

https://i.ibb.co/Fbw7QbHy/image.png

Thank you to all our fans for their support last season, and those who will stick with us for our upcoming challenges. The intercontinental LAN in Colchester is still in the works. We have been in contact with Colchester United FC to use their changing rooms as our base of operations. With PC rentals coming from the sainsburys down the road.

After much request, I have decided to release official koth_govan callouts. Ultimately though, it is up to teams to decide what to call things and if people come up with better ones then so be it.

https://i.postimg.cc/fTqzdZBq/govancallouts.jpg

koth_govan_rc1 update

Thanks to the NA Invite map testing pug group, ozfortress for using the map in a highlander cup and to ETF2L for including the map in their upcoming All Fun Autumn 2025 Season. Most changes in response to feedback from the ozfortress cup, feedback from the offseason and things I had implemented but weren't big enough to justify a new release.

General

• Added new spectator cameras
  
• Minor optimisation improvements

Mid

• Fixed clipping issues on the buildings around the upper area
  
• Made mid bigger (again) - about 70hu each way
  
• Added nipple to mid
  
• Lowered most of the upper area to the same height as rest of mid
  
• Flipped the stairs on upper area to be flush with the holding side
  
• Added archway walls around former upper area
  
• Removed small ammo pack on mid
  
• Moved medium ammo pack on mid to archway wall
  
• Added doorway to connector building near archway area
  
• Added prop jump to upper area from the point
  
• Added chicken wire fence to upper area
  
• Adjusted detailing on buildings and alleyways surrounding the previous upper area
  
• Added Team Colonslash Decals to mid
  
• Added light to archway area

Staging Area

• Added prop jump to roof outside connector building on the left side (Thanks to Emiel)
  
• Adjusted lighting in connecter building
  
• Fixed wrong texture on balcony

Spawn

• Moved left spawn exit forward aligned with the opposite
  
• Adjusted the shape of the spawn building
  
• Moved respawn cabinet forward
  
• Adjusted some detailing in the spawn room
  
• Removed some exterior detailing
  
• Removed tree

I answered this in the context of a 1v1, it matters then. Otherwise I guess if your demo has no stickies you should probably wait for him to reload before u push. idk i am noob d2 player.