NGL hearts have had a really strong start to the season. derek mcinnes has been outstanding and they have got some incredible results so far. I dont think this is controversial to say but celtic will still win the league just because over long term the squad depth is so much better and they can rotate the team way easier. but with rangers having an actually tragic season so far, with even gerrard negotiations falling through, could we see a 2nd place for hearts?

https://youtu.be/e2yBe2H5Y0g?si=QB-22OTvMB41fLfo
2:39

ill make a new thread for this but ALSO
ETF2L Season 34 Mid Awards Show @ Friday 21
https://www.twitch.tv/rentontf
tune in

hi i know u have all been waiting for this one

Champions
Premiership: 3AM
High: nine seals
Mid: Team Colonslash: the SPY!!!1!
Low: Maggiezza Masters
Open: Generic Gamers 9

playoffs dramas (theres a lot):

Premiership
un4given & broken where banned for failing to provide demos in their semi final match vs 3AM, meaning they had to play with subs in the 3rd place decider vs Feila. They still won tho like a boss.
I'll be honest I still dont really understand what happened in finals because I tuned in last minute. SO everything I say could just be major waffle but maybe i am right? who knows! basically, 4house (chad cheater team, defending champions) played vs 3am (virgin clark team, premiership challengers). 3am managed to get a golden cap win on ashville, 4-3, very close match probably! i didnt watch it tho. then on vigil, 4house managed a golden cap win getting the deciding round. Which meant it all came down to steel, THE highlander map. Not really sure, think some shit happened with people lagging on the server, so 4house? requested to change server, however a round had already been played so they delayed for like half an hour or something speaking to admins. They end up continuing with that round having counted. Then the server got ddossed? i think or the players, im not sure. Dunno what happened from that. Then on the final round... clark pulled out the etf2l rule book for which team 3am gets to start on, as they had the faster cap time on attack. Keep in mind its like 1am at this point. Anyway long story short, clark & 3am won that final round meaning they took home the prem title vs mega virgin cheaters. Respect to 3am and them man. Respect to 0mger for donating to TC tho, unlucky mate.

High
dunno of any drama. sandburn team rolled in finals well played.

Mid
BIG DRAMA COMING.
So first off, the admins where really unsure of who had the higher seed, so initally TC (2nd place seed) went straight to semifinals. However like a couple hours later temmie DM'd me and said we were not 2nd place seed because SBQRRA won against a LOW team in week1. Yes a team that was in mid got moved to low and this is why we got cucked from 2nd seed. Incredible.
Both quarterfinals weren't that dramatic. I guess the seeding is quite funny Since the path to finals for either Nuke Radio or Gibus is playing vs 2 of the best teams, whereas for TC it was playing vs noobs and more noobs.
mk played quarterfinals thinking it was a scrim, his first time playing scout in highlander in a mid quarterfinals.
Semifinals is where the drama really gets going. I'll start with TC vs SBQRRA. We messaged the dickhead team leader mob on the 15th asking about scheduling. The donny literally just kept postponing the scheduling and pickbans until the default date schedule deadling, the 22nd, which was set to the 23rd. Which was really shit for us. TC still managed to win tho because we are simply just better and we had a prem sniper mainclassing maybe not important tho. I manged to have more chat messages sent than frags across all maps, LOL epic haha fuck those guys.
In Gibus v Habibs Special Forces, D D agreed with kristof to play on Thursday, kristof even said on the matchpage that they would play on thursday. However he then went to the admins and told them he couldn't play Thursday! What the flipping heck man. Luckily, Gibus had the Italian ambassador on their team Cinny who managed to speak with mata on Habibs to get Thursday played. Still shit though, had to play with mercs, chocolate offclassing to demo AND they played vs an active prem player on merc. Unlucky Gibus!
Then grandfinals, crazy matchup. TC where massive underdogs, nobody even expected TC to get playoffs. And if they did they thought surely they get knocked out in the first round. Nope! The series went to all 3 maps, with a close 4-2 Win for Habibs on ashville, a 2-0 Steam roll on upward for TC... and vigil, a golden cap win for TC to clinch the title. Key moments in the final: ducky getting med drops on vigil and upward to keep the game going. Honeybee getting multiple 5ks across the series as a pyro. Toco getting loads of frags at the very end of vigil. ME ME ME using celreo's teleporter to flank back to 1st on a last hold to kill the medic 3 times in a row. In the end, TC won with a very very close win. Everything was streamed at deere7 for TC pov, kristof's twitch for Habibs pov (now deleted LOLOLOL) and korratf for a cast.

thats all the divs that matter
for divs below that i think a couple people got banned during playoffs which really fucked some teams idk the stories tho please enlighten me
thanks for reading

there was mge seasons in eu, idk about jump fortress tho. i hope one of these groups or maybe some outsiders can do it. rly just need a prize pool for it that’s bigger than etf2l prem 1st place and instantly u incentivise the top teams to play it cuz the alternative is practicing rotation maps to win prem.

hi can anyone who has lots of money and free time do one of these. ideally in europe.
there was like thousands of money tournaments for mge, jump and prop hunt or whatever other shit can u do it for map testing cuz that would be really good. main issue with the rgl ones is none of the good teams sign up cuz there’s like no benefit for top teams to play them + most of the maps won’t even be fun to play on.

thanks this is my request mr zuckerberg.

thanks everyone for posting on tftv in 2025. i love doing 10-12 hour shift and coming home at midnight , one or two in the morning and looking on this website and seeing all the aweosme posts(: i’ll be honest some of them i can’t be arsed to read cuz it’s the same guy who is clearly going through some kind of mental crisis. and it’s not me i’m talking about cuz my posts r bangers only.

just spreading some positivity in this dark time
thanks everyone again i love you all :-)

pogba x rashy x jlingz no one is safe

i played 4-4-2
GK: van der sar cuz he was rly good on fifa for me a few years ago
LB: phil neville or something sorry patrice evra is a gimp and luke shaw is a fat wanker
CB: phil jones, sorry again rio ferdinand is a massive gimp
CB: chris smalling and i’m phil jones! ha lol classic yanited
RB: live laugh love gary neville
LM: giggs is iconic and he shagged his brothers mrs or something
CM: lingard, ney sunny init haha lol x
CM: keane cuz he’s funny on the telly
RM: skinhead becks
ST: rooney cuz he shaved his pubes and put them on his head haha anyone mind that lol
ST: van persie cuz he snaked the gunners waheyyyy top 4 again waheyyyy

funny

tf2 is already 18+ because it has guns in it. kids shouldnt be playing games with violence anyway. i will send an email to my local member of parliament to put forward a bill requiring a "License to kill" to play team fortress 2. i will keep you guys posted.

It Was Me. Sorry.

ok sorry

My Favourite Game Is Team Fortress 2 Because There Is Cool Hats And Me And My Friends Play It And It Is Free To Play. So Can Anyone Please Explain Why Every Season Someone Is Exposed For Being A Nonce. Especially In America. plz.

everyone is mean on tftv and inside the game can everyone be nicer please

if u read this ur awesome :P +rep