thanks everyone for posting on tftv in 2025. i love doing 10-12 hour shift and coming home at midnight , one or two in the morning and looking on this website and seeing all the aweosme posts(: i’ll be honest some of them i can’t be arsed to read cuz it’s the same guy who is clearly going through some kind of mental crisis. and it’s not me i’m talking about cuz my posts r bangers only.

just spreading some positivity in this dark time
thanks everyone again i love you all :-)

pogba x rashy x jlingz no one is safe

i played 4-4-2
GK: van der sar cuz he was rly good on fifa for me a few years ago
LB: phil neville or something sorry patrice evra is a gimp and luke shaw is a fat wanker
CB: phil jones, sorry again rio ferdinand is a massive gimp
CB: chris smalling and i’m phil jones! ha lol classic yanited
RB: live laugh love gary neville
LM: giggs is iconic and he shagged his brothers mrs or something
CM: lingard, ney sunny init haha lol x
CM: keane cuz he’s funny on the telly
RM: skinhead becks
ST: rooney cuz he shaved his pubes and put them on his head haha anyone mind that lol
ST: van persie cuz he snaked the gunners waheyyyy top 4 again waheyyyy

funny

tf2 is already 18+ because it has guns in it. kids shouldnt be playing games with violence anyway. i will send an email to my local member of parliament to put forward a bill requiring a "License to kill" to play team fortress 2. i will keep you guys posted.

It Was Me. Sorry.

ok sorry

My Favourite Game Is Team Fortress 2 Because There Is Cool Hats And Me And My Friends Play It And It Is Free To Play. So Can Anyone Please Explain Why Every Season Someone Is Exposed For Being A Nonce. Especially In America. plz.

everyone is mean on tftv and inside the game can everyone be nicer please

if u read this ur awesome :P +rep

End of regular season
Final League Leaders
Premiership: 4house
High: nine seals
Mid: Habib's Special Forces
Low: ZOO(V)
Open: OBlock

DRAMAAAAAAAAAAA

prem
lit used the name "letter to my dawg" culminating in a major warning, meaning SCARY OPEN TEAM actually finished last because they had 4 points before the deduction (tied with chudsx4 who are in 5th place)
same thing for cilla black warriors but only a minor warning. still funny tho.

high
cult of buud gave a def win to wicked lotus even tho if they won they wouldve got playoffs gg team not keen

mid
gibus and the gang had a SHOCKING DEFEAT against SBQRRA. Being the strong favourites and tied league leaders going into the match a win was not expected, it was REQUIRED. but... they threw and lost. BIG UP to the italian mafia for the win tho well played.
Last minute, who i really really really though had FINALLY dropped out just refuse to die. They played their official vs xenon without a scout, and where brutally dismembered by the OGs of highlander. 5 mercs were used in the game. absolutely bananas. may they rest in peaces.
Emiel merced for BLEU against Stealing Hearts; Pushing Carts in a potentially playoff deciding match. He ended up maincalling from soldier and had the crashout of the season getting baited in BC by his team. Still managed to get them 2 points which COULD be enough for playoffs OR it could not be, it depends how many teams go to playoffs.

low
team 3Flats where defeated by some russian team idk i dont have the characters to type it. CRAZY 4-2 DEFEAT. However that is not all, as the russian team provided 2 mercs on the match page AFTER the match was played. LMFAO. I have no idea what is going on this is the craziest thing i ever saw.

that is all
good luck in playoffs

THE FINAL WEEK
Current League Leaders
Premiership: 4house & 3AM
High: nine seals
Mid: Habib's Special Forces & Nuke Radio & Gibus and The Gang
Low: Maggiezza Masters
Open: OBlock

high
nine seals receives a major warning for failing to provide demos (2nd time). In both cases it was their scout unable to upload. idk i guess he is probably cheating or something. somehow didnt get banned for not providing demos 2x but whatever lol
as yak mentioned above, piro actually got banned for failing to upload demos. this makes the 5th time he has been unable to provide demos total. this means he has been banned for a total of 25 months and 2 weeks (including this ban) idk bro may be hiding something? LMFAO

mid
last minute's team leader morbus left alongside 2 other players. they have 7 on the roster now. i guess they are dropping out? idk
ronniepickeringsbadbitches lost and has therefore dropped out. idk how that team got mid 3rd last season and now didnt even win a single game. what happened elisio please explain

nothing else noteworthy rly happened. gl every team in the final matches :D!

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week 3 drama
Current League Leaders
Premiership: 4house & 3AM
High: nine seals
Mid: Habib's Special Forces
Low: Maggiezza Masters
Open: VANGUARD & OBlock

Premiership
Cilla Black Warriors (yak's team) played with varnu on scout instead of soldier and still managed to PWN feila. This is what yak had to say on the matter: "We go to feila we change the formation. We play really well. It doesn’t matter if we play varnu scout varnu soldier. We play the different formation varnu shines." lol

High
The daddy team of COLJ (full of drama this season as seen in the post above) Champions of Light used a default merc without showcasing this to the opponents. Truly disgusting behaviour. They therefore received a minor warning, not enough in my opinion. Should be dropped from the season.
The player tw4tter has left his premiership roster ride position to join Champions of Light. It is yet to be seen if this is a main or substitute position.

Mid
Xenon, one of the epicest teams of all time received a DEFAULT LOSS in their week 3 official. How? Well the inital matchup was a golden cap defeat for them on vigil, rewarding them with 2 points after a close match. However, the mandem on "BLEU" team went on the counter attack for those 2 points, crucial if they want to make playoffs this season. Xenon used an unverified player, acoul, who would not have been a default merc for their division. Since they did not request permission this has resulted in a default loss. My heartfeld condolences for the xenon players, however after almost 30 seasons together you would think they would know the rules by now.
In the matchup between two mid table teams, TC and Gibus and the Gang there was a shocking move by the Gibus players. After wasting 15 minutes to ready up because aaron was taking a shit, they decided to so exactly at 21.30 to avoid a default loss (smart move) however they immediately paused without waiting for TC permission. Resulting in a minor warning hahaha

Low
nothing to report

Open
The team Contract In Flames has received a minor warning for not providing the default merc to the opposition. This one is actually really funny because they proposed 6 mercs and somehow he wasnt included in this list.
What should have been an exciting matchup in The Hoonters v Oblock actually ended up being a very disappointing day. The Hoonters failed to show up!!! I mean really, you are top of the league, most of the players for their first season and somehow they cannot manage their time properly to arrange a date where they are able to participate. Shame.
koyaanisqatsi, otherwise known as admiro, has been permanently banned for death threads along side fried chicken of death. Perhaps this explains why the hoonters where unable to show up for their match? They were probably busy preparing a legal defence for their star sniper.

please keep on topic this is strictly huntsman clan business. last warning.

Midweek news its almost hump day :D
Current League Leaders
Premiership: 4house & 3AM
High: BAD DRAGONS & nine seals
Mid: NONCHALANT & Habib's Special Forces
Low: Henry Hoovers & Maggiezza Masters & Nothing Ever Happens
Open: VANGUARD & Unified Frag Command & The Hoonters & OBlock

Premiership
Feila finanzieren durch DROPS (translation: Feila financed through DROPS) has lost their swedish maestro satan. Unsure what his plans are for the season as he has only played tf2center since their week 2 official. Feila on the other hand, seems to have their substitution sorted. Although it is not officially announced, Korra has been playing their scrims so far.

High
Wicked Lotus has added veteran Danish player, Divi, to their ranks. It appears he will be taking the main heavy spot, from Mlody. This actually happened last week but I didn't notice until now sry. This is certainly interesting as divi has not played a highlander season in over 6 years, only returning for the nations cup between now and then.

Mid
As it turns out the mid team with the admins on it has not disbanded, though they have lost all their admins. The team has now undertaken a leadership transferication, with Morbus taking the reigns. However, it is important to note that he still has an *active* recruitment post... Will they complete the season???? How are they allowed to change their entire roster???? Will they win their week 3 official against a team with 0 points??? so many questions, so little time.. tune in to the next edition to find out.
Additionally, Kristof's ban for harrassment has expired, he will assume his previous role as leader of the team and primary demoman player. With steko moving to the bench for now. This is a big change for the undefeated-tied-leaders of the middle division right now, will it be for the better... or WORSE?? tune in next edition to find out.

Low
In Zoo(V)'s matchup against Champions of Light Juniors (both russian teams), the russians were unable to show up. Resulting in a default win for the russians, which russians you ask? thats for me to know and you to find out. This makes 0/3 wins for CoLJ, as they've lost their early week 3 matchup against Finish stack, Tissit. However, there is more to this than meats the EYE. Using my expert journalism decryption skillz i have managed to get a rough translation of the codewords used on the match page. From the intelligence that I have gathered, it seems the players on CoLJ are accusing those on Zoo(V)'s of alting. Which is completely out of character for any russian team to do. Therefore CoLJ decided to not show up to the match in a form of protest, which I believe it is illegal to do in Russia actually. According to Zoo(V)'s players, Apparently a conspiracy is arising, of someone named "Bob" (unclear, perhaps an alias) using methods such as high division alt accounts and "Dudos". I have no idea what dudos means. google says it refers to a jamaican drug cartel ran by a man named Christopher Coke, his name is actually coke and they distribute cocaine into the USA, you cant make this up LMFAO. Apparently bob's personal home was used as a base of operations for these wrongdoings. This player has also made some sort of threat? maybe? about a previous player going against him, and it ending poorly for them. Though im not sure if this is coming from Zoo(V) or from CoLJ as the introduction to each message is @main friends, indicating it is a team discord announcement. Perhaps there is a spy within the ranks of one of these teams, reporting to the other of its ongoings.

Open
The team Rias Gremory Fan Club has recieved a point deduction as 7/9 players used the name "Rias Gremory Fan" during their week2 official against Oblock. Admin abuse in my opinion as this is clearly just their team tag.
Walter Hartwell White, the high school chemistry teacher, has made a SHOCKING transfer to one of the current top seed teams, The Hoonters. Coming from Contract in Flames, who had just lost to The Hoonters, this is truly one of the betrayals of all time. Luis Figo vibes.