Midweek news its almost hump day :D
Current League Leaders
Premiership: 4house & 3AM
High: BAD DRAGONS & nine seals
Mid: NONCHALANT & Habib's Special Forces
Low: Henry Hoovers & Maggiezza Masters & Nothing Ever Happens
Open: VANGUARD & Unified Frag Command & The Hoonters & OBlock
Premiership
Feila finanzieren durch DROPS (translation: Feila financed through DROPS) has lost their swedish maestro satan. Unsure what his plans are for the season as he has only played tf2center since their week 2 official. Feila on the other hand, seems to have their substitution sorted. Although it is not officially announced, Korra has been playing their scrims so far.
High
Wicked Lotus has added veteran Danish player, Divi, to their ranks. It appears he will be taking the main heavy spot, from Mlody. This actually happened last week but I didn't notice until now sry. This is certainly interesting as divi has not played a highlander season in over 6 years, only returning for the nations cup between now and then.
Mid
As it turns out the mid team with the admins on it has not disbanded, though they have lost all their admins. The team has now undertaken a leadership transferication, with Morbus taking the reigns. However, it is important to note that he still has an *active* recruitment post... Will they complete the season???? How are they allowed to change their entire roster???? Will they win their week 3 official against a team with 0 points??? so many questions, so little time.. tune in to the next edition to find out.
Additionally, Kristof's ban for harrassment has expired, he will assume his previous role as leader of the team and primary demoman player. With steko moving to the bench for now. This is a big change for the undefeated-tied-leaders of the middle division right now, will it be for the better... or WORSE?? tune in next edition to find out.
Low
In Zoo(V)'s matchup against Champions of Light Juniors (both russian teams), the russians were unable to show up. Resulting in a default win for the russians, which russians you ask? thats for me to know and you to find out. This makes 0/3 wins for CoLJ, as they've lost their early week 3 matchup against Finish stack, Tissit. However, there is more to this than meats the EYE. Using my expert journalism decryption skillz i have managed to get a rough translation of the codewords used on the match page. From the intelligence that I have gathered, it seems the players on CoLJ are accusing those on Zoo(V)'s of alting. Which is completely out of character for any russian team to do. Therefore CoLJ decided to not show up to the match in a form of protest, which I believe it is illegal to do in Russia actually. According to Zoo(V)'s players, Apparently a conspiracy is arising, of someone named "Bob" (unclear, perhaps an alias) using methods such as high division alt accounts and "Dudos". I have no idea what dudos means. google says it refers to a jamaican drug cartel ran by a man named Christopher Coke, his name is actually coke and they distribute cocaine into the USA, you cant make this up LMFAO. Apparently bob's personal home was used as a base of operations for these wrongdoings. This player has also made some sort of threat? maybe? about a previous player going against him, and it ending poorly for them. Though im not sure if this is coming from Zoo(V) or from CoLJ as the introduction to each message is @main friends, indicating it is a team discord announcement. Perhaps there is a spy within the ranks of one of these teams, reporting to the other of its ongoings.
Open
The team Rias Gremory Fan Club has recieved a point deduction as 7/9 players used the name "Rias Gremory Fan" during their week2 official against Oblock. Admin abuse in my opinion as this is clearly just their team tag.
Walter Hartwell White, the high school chemistry teacher, has made a SHOCKING transfer to one of the current top seed teams, The Hoonters. Coming from Contract in Flames, who had just lost to The Hoonters, this is truly one of the betrayals of all time. Luis Figo vibes.