be able to eat anything/any amount of food without it negatively affecting your weight/health

boy

girl
boy

would you rather kill me or mojo

You

would you rather have sex with a goat and have no one know you did it, or never have had sex with the goat but everyone thinks you did?

Have sex with a goat without anyone knowing

Would you rather give up video games for life or give up irl sports for life

Give up IRL sports for life.

Would you rather pet and hang out with some deer or pet and hang out with some owls

I'll take the owls, thanks.

Would you rather be a DM donkey with amazing aim or perfect understanding of the game and terrible aim?

perfect understanding of the game with terrible aim and become a medic main. sorry team, no arrows for you

would you rather main pyro or spy?

sand
would you rather sit on a pie and eat a dick or sit on a dick and eat a pie

sit on dick and eat a pie

would you rather always have the hiccups for the rest of your life or always have to sneeze but cannot

always sneezing but can't

would you rather give up your computer or your pet

my pet (fish)

would you rather never laugh again or never use your cellphone again

never use my cell
would you rather live poor but never have to worry about food or be rich but constantly starving

Rich but constantly starving, I'm used to forgetting to eat.
Would you rather have boots that were always comfortably warm but soaked through the moment you touched water/ snow, or magic sandals that kept your feet dry but did nothing about temperature?

boots

would you rather fuck your mother in your girlfriend's body, or your girlfriend in your mother's body?

2

would you rather say kek or lol?

lol

would you rather hit an insane fucking airshot and lose the match

or win the match and get absolutely owned in the skybox

win the match easy the dub all that matter

would u rather have the demo nerf reverted and the damage buffed even more or have scout get his first ever nerf (something like nerfed movement speed or scattergun clip being reduced)

SCOUT NERF

would you rather have Reddit as the only website you can visit or 9GAG as the only website you can visit?

Reddit

Would you rather live in a busy metropolis or a tiny rural town

Metropolis

Would you rather give up music or gaming

Music

Would u rather chemical dependant on alpha brain or alpha brian

alpha brian, idk what it is tho

Would you rather ghost a friend because your lover/partner doesn't like them, or leave your lover because he/she doesn't like your friend?

depends on the friend
would you rather get cut by one team 20 times or 20 teams 1 time each

one team 20 times

would you rather go pick flowers or have flowers pick you

would you rather + or - this post?

-

would you rather not be able to read, or not be able to speak