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#1
-40 Frags +

this is all i have to start it off

w0rd^: lol dude furry = drama
Swatt: yeah
w0rd^: it's like esea with dog dicks

this is all i have to start it off

w0rd^: lol dude furry = drama
Swatt: yeah
w0rd^: it's like esea with dog dicks
2
#2
-9 Frags +

Furries arent that bad

Furries arent that bad
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#3
-14 Frags +
BubberkillFurries arent that bad

i'm well aware, lol

[quote=Bubberkill]Furries arent that bad[/quote]i'm well aware, lol
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#4
-13 Frags +
12:53 PM - r5.pudke: dayz?
12:54 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: im at school...
12:54 PM - r5.pudke: ...
12:54 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: ...
12:54 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: omg...
12:54 PM - r5.pudke: omg...
12:54 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: ur gay
5:49 PM - r5.pudke: do u h8 me...
5:49 PM - r5.pudke: y/n
5:49 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: no
5:49 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: i just dont like playing soldiers
5:49 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: also
5:49 PM - r5.pudke: oh ok
5:49 PM - r5.pudke: :3
5:49 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: use the other bind
5:49 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: i sorta hate you
[quote]12:53 PM - r5.pudke: dayz?
12:54 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: im at school...
12:54 PM - r5.pudke: ...
12:54 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: ...
12:54 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: omg...
12:54 PM - r5.pudke: omg...
12:54 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: ur gay
[/quote]

[quote]5:49 PM - r5.pudke: do u h8 me...
5:49 PM - r5.pudke: y/n
5:49 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: no
5:49 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: i just dont like playing soldiers
5:49 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: also
5:49 PM - r5.pudke: oh ok
5:49 PM - r5.pudke: :3
5:49 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: use the other bind
5:49 PM - Ma3laa› :o3: i sorta hate you
[/quote]
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#5
-9 Frags +

Ma3laa› :o3: am i good yet
sofa: no

Ma3laa› :o3: am i good yet
sofa: no
6
#6
-7 Frags +

can we only have quote from ma3la
ty.

can we only have quote from ma3la
ty.
7
#7
32 Frags +

r5.downpour: i have a bowlcut and am insecure about it

r5.downpour: i have a bowlcut and am insecure about it
8
#8
4 Frags +

IVE NEVER SAID THAT

IVE NEVER SAID THAT
9
#9
24 Frags +

r5.foster: he says that shit all the time

r5.foster: he says that shit all the time
10
#10
19 Frags +

^Actual quote^

^Actual quote^
11
#11
7 Frags +

mason is having too much fun

mason is having too much fun
12
#12
5 Frags +

MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: i bet ill be so in touch with my inner vibratin then that it will be true
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: i got soruces
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: fuck u
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: lol
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: jk
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: ly
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: and they are from
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: no physical
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: and extra terrestrial
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: beings
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: so ye
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: no human

stig

MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: i bet ill be so in touch with my inner vibratin then that it will be true
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: i got soruces
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: fuck u
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: lol
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: jk
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: ly
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: and they are from
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: no physical
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: and extra terrestrial
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: beings
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: so ye
MGE+2CounterJumpingFAGS=practice: no human

stig
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#13
15 Frags +

more stig:

2shah newmouseeeeee: yo at school
2shah newmouseeeeee: we were doing a collage
2shah newmouseeeeee: and i named mine
2shah newmouseeeeee: Community Clown Collage
mustardopenlord: wait
mustardopenlord: wait
mustardopenlord: are you like
mustardopenlord: 6
mustardopenlord: collages!?

more stig:

2shah newmouseeeeee: yo at school
2shah newmouseeeeee: we were doing a collage
2shah newmouseeeeee: and i named mine
2shah newmouseeeeee: Community Clown Collage
mustardopenlord: wait
mustardopenlord: wait
mustardopenlord: are you like
mustardopenlord: 6
mustardopenlord: collages!?
14
#14
-6 Frags +

Tuesday, May 15, 2012 (kwazi)
5:52 PM - __: in my asshole opinion
5:52 PM - __: your friends
5:52 PM - __: are gay
5:52 PM - Fox! ϡpeace #LifeRuiner: you're my friend
5:52 PM - Fox! ϡpeace #LifeRuiner: fucking faggot
5:52 PM - __: wow
5:52 PM - __: fuck
5:52 PM - __: ok
5:52 PM - Fox! ϡpeace #LifeRuiner: RAPED
5:53 PM - __: your friends
5:53 PM - __: except
5:53 PM - __: me
5:53 PM - __: because
5:53 PM - __: im awesome
5:53 PM - __: EVERYONE EXCEPT ME
5:53 PM - __: THAT IS YOUR FRIEND
5:53 PM - __: is gay
5:53 PM - __: and is a loser
5:53 PM - Fox! ϡpeace #LifeRuiner: 5:52 PM - __: in my asshole opinion
5:52 PM - __: your friends
5:52 PM - __: are gay
5:53 PM - Fox! ϡpeace #LifeRuiner: going in steam convos.txt
5:53 PM - __: wow
5:53 PM - __: WOW
5:53 PM - __: what a faglord
5:53 PM - __: fox! faglord #butteater

Tuesday, May 15, 2012 (kwazi)
5:52 PM - __: in my asshole opinion
5:52 PM - __: your friends
5:52 PM - __: are gay
5:52 PM - Fox! ϡpeace #LifeRuiner: you're my friend
5:52 PM - Fox! ϡpeace #LifeRuiner: fucking faggot
5:52 PM - __: wow
5:52 PM - __: fuck
5:52 PM - __: ok
5:52 PM - Fox! ϡpeace #LifeRuiner: RAPED
5:53 PM - __: your friends
5:53 PM - __: except
5:53 PM - __: me
5:53 PM - __: because
5:53 PM - __: im awesome
5:53 PM - __: EVERYONE EXCEPT ME
5:53 PM - __: THAT IS YOUR FRIEND
5:53 PM - __: is gay
5:53 PM - __: and is a loser
5:53 PM - Fox! ϡpeace #LifeRuiner: 5:52 PM - __: in my asshole opinion
5:52 PM - __: your friends
5:52 PM - __: are gay
5:53 PM - Fox! ϡpeace #LifeRuiner: going in steam convos.txt
5:53 PM - __: wow
5:53 PM - __: WOW
5:53 PM - __: what a faglord
5:53 PM - __: fox! faglord #butteater
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#15
-3 Frags +
mustardoverlordmore stig:

2shah newmouseeeeee: yo at school
2shah newmouseeeeee: we were doing a collage
2shah newmouseeeeee: and i named mine
2shah newmouseeeeee: Community Clown Collage
mustardopenlord: wait
mustardopenlord: wait
mustardopenlord: are you like
mustardopenlord: 6
mustardopenlord: collages!?

stig_paste_eater

[quote=mustardoverlord]more stig:

2shah newmouseeeeee: yo at school
2shah newmouseeeeee: we were doing a collage
2shah newmouseeeeee: and i named mine
2shah newmouseeeeee: Community Clown Collage
mustardopenlord: wait
mustardopenlord: wait
mustardopenlord: are you like
mustardopenlord: 6
mustardopenlord: collages!?[/quote] stig_paste_eater
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#16
8 Frags +

Panda's bff : seanbud do you even miss?
seanbud : once
seanbud : didnt like it

Panda's bff : seanbud do you even miss?
seanbud : once
seanbud : didnt like it
17
#17
17 Frags +

<MaskedJackal> why do i keep getting kicked from the server :(
<~doc> for your furry spray of a bird in shorts just loungin' about hay guyyyys
<Eaglebird> you feel goods
<Eaglebird> leave abramelin alone
<MaskedJackal> :(
<~doc> he's been kicked for his spray by numerous admins before and he asks why every time
<~doc> and has been told by me at least twice now

<MaskedJackal> why do i keep getting kicked from the server :(
<~doc> for your furry spray of a bird in shorts just loungin' about hay guyyyys
<Eaglebird> you feel goods
<Eaglebird> leave abramelin alone
<MaskedJackal> :(
<~doc> he's been kicked for his spray by numerous admins before and he asks why every time
<~doc> and has been told by me at least twice now
18
#18
6 Frags +

12:11 PM - בעל פעור: The black hole at NGC4526's centre is believed to have the mass of six billion trillion trillion family cars
12:11 PM - בעל פעור: WHY WOULD YOU REPORT SOMETHING'S MASS
12:11 PM - בעל פעור: IN FAMILY CARS

12:11 PM - בעל פעור: The black hole at NGC4526's centre is believed to have the mass of six billion trillion trillion family cars
12:11 PM - בעל פעור: WHY WOULD YOU REPORT SOMETHING'S MASS
12:11 PM - בעל פעור: IN FAMILY CARS
19
#19
24 Frags +

4:28 PM - starry-: I dont even look for teams
4:28 PM - starry-: they just come to me

mix^ relic : rofl
mix^ relic : how much do you mge a day?
[MGEMod] Your opponent had 24 health remaining.
toilethumor : im 400 pounds
toilethumor (Score:20) defeats mix^ relic (Score:4) in duel to 20 on Badlands Middle

2:54 PM - sponsored by nonis gaming: looks like bmonpunisher
2:54 PM - l3monpunisher :-): i'm ovulating
2:54 PM - l3monpunisher :-): high probability to smack you with a bloody maxipad
2:54 PM - sponsored by nonis gaming: noted

2:30 PM - glitch mob: do u hav
2:30 PM - glitch mob: any team name suggestoins
2:32 PM - Vortex1999: big dicks gaming
2:32 PM - glitch mob: CAN
2:32 PM - glitch mob: WE
2:32 PM - glitch mob: BE
2:32 PM - glitch mob: LIKE
2:32 PM - glitch mob: MORE
2:32 PM - glitch mob: REALISTIC HERE
2:32 PM - Vortex1999: average dicks gaming
2:32 PM - glitch mob: yeah that sounds fair

11:45 PM - bella lft S13?: whenever i see a girl in heels i think
11:45 PM - bella lft S13?: shes a bitch, shell rape me with that
11:45 PM - bella lft S13?: and avoid them at all costs
11:45 PM - Vortex: wat
11:45 PM - bella lft S13?: im srs

[01:32] <PapaSmurf> 130. What is a male whale called?
[01:32] <vortex> whale
[01:32] <+cash> whale
[01:32] <@jaybenaduchi> whale
[01:32] <+cash> LOL

SYOPS^ nonis ?peace: isnt that a girl
SYOPS^ nonis ?peace: ask if its a girl
SYOPS^ nonis ?peace: then ask her out
SYOPS^ nonis ?peace: thatll show her
Vortex: ok
Vortex: show her if the rumors about my inches per 360 r true
Vortex: if u no wat im sayin
SYOPS^ nonis ?peace: isnt your inch/360 like 4"
Vortex: :'(

4:28 PM - starry-: I dont even look for teams
4:28 PM - starry-: they just come to me

mix^ relic : rofl
mix^ relic : how much do you mge a day?
[MGEMod] Your opponent had 24 health remaining.
toilethumor : im 400 pounds
toilethumor (Score:20) defeats mix^ relic (Score:4) in duel to 20 on Badlands Middle

2:54 PM - sponsored by nonis gaming: looks like bmonpunisher
2:54 PM - l3monpunisher :-): i'm ovulating
2:54 PM - l3monpunisher :-): high probability to smack you with a bloody maxipad
2:54 PM - sponsored by nonis gaming: noted

2:30 PM - glitch mob: do u hav
2:30 PM - glitch mob: any team name suggestoins
2:32 PM - Vortex1999: big dicks gaming
2:32 PM - glitch mob: CAN
2:32 PM - glitch mob: WE
2:32 PM - glitch mob: BE
2:32 PM - glitch mob: LIKE
2:32 PM - glitch mob: MORE
2:32 PM - glitch mob: REALISTIC HERE
2:32 PM - Vortex1999: average dicks gaming
2:32 PM - glitch mob: yeah that sounds fair

11:45 PM - bella lft S13?: whenever i see a girl in heels i think
11:45 PM - bella lft S13?: shes a bitch, shell rape me with that
11:45 PM - bella lft S13?: and avoid them at all costs
11:45 PM - Vortex: wat
11:45 PM - bella lft S13?: im srs

[01:32] <PapaSmurf> 130. What is a male whale called?
[01:32] <vortex> whale
[01:32] <+cash> whale
[01:32] <@jaybenaduchi> whale
[01:32] <+cash> LOL

SYOPS^ nonis ?peace: isnt that a girl
SYOPS^ nonis ?peace: ask if its a girl
SYOPS^ nonis ?peace: then ask her out
SYOPS^ nonis ?peace: thatll show her
Vortex: ok
Vortex: show her if the rumors about my inches per 360 r true
Vortex: if u no wat im sayin
SYOPS^ nonis ?peace: isnt your inch/360 like 4"
Vortex: :'(
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#20
13 Frags +

Lange: talking to you is a more powerful hallucinogen than shrooms

Lange: talking to you is a more powerful hallucinogen than shrooms
21
#21
4 Frags +

2:03 AM - Munch: holy shit, the ending to this game was retarded
2:03 AM - taggerung: get owned
2:03 AM - Munch: idc I only paid $3 for this shit
2:04 AM - Munch: but yeah it's like, you go in some thingy that's supposed to destroy alma, genevive aristeed shows up and fucks that up, then you have sex with alma while some other dead guy is jealous that you're having sex with alma so you have to kill him a bunch of times while pressing some lever thingies, then alma gets preggers, the end
2:05 AM - taggerung: that sounds really really gross
2:05 AM - Munch: yeah
2:05 AM - Munch: it kind of was

2:03 AM - Munch: holy shit, the ending to this game was retarded
2:03 AM - taggerung: get owned
2:03 AM - Munch: idc I only paid $3 for this shit
2:04 AM - Munch: but yeah it's like, you go in some thingy that's supposed to destroy alma, genevive aristeed shows up and fucks that up, then you have sex with alma while some other dead guy is jealous that you're having sex with alma so you have to kill him a bunch of times while pressing some lever thingies, then alma gets preggers, the end
2:05 AM - taggerung: that sounds really really gross
2:05 AM - Munch: yeah
2:05 AM - Munch: it kind of was
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#22
Momentum Mod
1 Frags +

Jamien : if i take a girls skirt off and she has a penis im completely cool with it

Sniper_Ayes : my bazoka is mangler 500 but why

[TxM] Roux Blade: My average pyro k/d is 5 by the way.

RJ- : gg's cyah :)
RJ- : !remove
| .gRizTile : fucking loser
* | .gRizTile changed name to Losing to losers

-lock-Beghty : brae is a hot sex muffin covered in swav glaze with a side of beauty

brae. = Hellbent

Jamien : if i take a girls skirt off and she has a penis im completely cool with it

Sniper_Ayes : my bazoka is mangler 500 but why

[TxM] Roux Blade: My average pyro k/d is 5 by the way.

RJ- : gg's cyah :)
RJ- : !remove
| .gRizTile : fucking loser
* | .gRizTile changed name to Losing to losers

-lock-Beghty : brae is a hot sex muffin covered in swav glaze with a side of beauty

brae. = Hellbent
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#23
-3 Frags +
Abramelin<MaskedJackal> why do i keep getting kicked from the server :(
<~doc> for your furry spray of a bird in shorts just loungin' about hay guyyyys
<Eaglebird> you feel goods
<Eaglebird> leave abramelin alone
<MaskedJackal> :(
<~doc> he's been kicked for his spray by numerous admins before and he asks why every time
<~doc> and has been told by me at least twice now

rofl i think i know eaglebird

[quote=Abramelin]<MaskedJackal> why do i keep getting kicked from the server :(
<~doc> for your furry spray of a bird in shorts just loungin' about hay guyyyys
<Eaglebird> you feel goods
<Eaglebird> leave abramelin alone
<MaskedJackal> :(
<~doc> he's been kicked for his spray by numerous admins before and he asks why every time
<~doc> and has been told by me at least twice now[/quote]rofl i think i know eaglebird
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#24
-4 Frags +

Kman224: That feel when it's 8:00 and you're the only one awake
Finn: Do you have a hot sister?

luna9000: SHE VILOLATED AND ATTEMPTED MURDER TO WE WE HAVE BROCKEN HOOVES WINGS AND WAS ALSO SHOT 1 AND LAUNCHED OUT OF A CANNON

anjirocool |F²|: this is her first 6s team
LightningSpike #Mint: Her?
anjirocool |F²|: yeah
LightningSpike #Mint: BROHAM IS A GIRL GAMER?
anjirocool |F²|: YES
LightningSpike #Mint: Brb asking Broham on a date right now

Kman224: That feel when it's 8:00 and you're the only one awake
Finn: Do you have a hot sister?

luna9000: SHE VILOLATED AND ATTEMPTED MURDER TO WE WE HAVE BROCKEN HOOVES WINGS AND WAS ALSO SHOT 1 AND LAUNCHED OUT OF A CANNON

anjirocool |F²|: this is her first 6s team
LightningSpike #Mint: Her?
anjirocool |F²|: yeah
LightningSpike #Mint: BROHAM IS A GIRL GAMER?
anjirocool |F²|: YES
LightningSpike #Mint: Brb asking Broham on a date right now
25
#25
25 Frags +

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

..._.....____________________, ,
....../ `---_dickgun xD____----_____] 8=========D~~~~~~
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!




..._.....____________________, ,
....../ `---_dickgun xD____----_____] 8=========D~~~~~~
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
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#26
24 Frags +

u say jonas brothers, i say black sabbath
u say miley cyrus, i%uFEFF say van halen
u say fall out boy, i say metallica
u say daughtry, i say ozzy
u say pop, i say rock
92% of kids have turned to rap or pop
If your one of the 8% still headbanging to iron man
copy and paste this to three videos

u say jonas brothers, i say black sabbath
u say miley cyrus, i%uFEFF say van halen
u say fall out boy, i say metallica
u say daughtry, i say ozzy
u say pop, i say rock
92% of kids have turned to rap or pop
If your one of the 8% still headbanging to iron man
copy and paste this to three videos
27
#27
2 Frags +
mesu say miley cyrus, i%uFEFF say van halen

what in god's name happened there

[quote=mes]u say miley cyrus, i%uFEFF say van halen [/quote]what in god's name happened there
28
#28
-4 Frags +

Techniik° (6!) has changed their name to THE CLOSER.
10:04 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: YOU CLOSED
10:04 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: HE DID IT
10:04 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: WE CLOSED
10:04 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: WE CLOSED
10:04 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: YOU CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
10:04 PM - THE CLOSER: gamed.
10:04 PM - THE CLOSER: gg
10:04 PM - THE CLOSER: imthebest
10:04 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVQPY4LlbJ4

[I traded him a clean black tossle & a gen. Wizard Hat for 4.66, I have no fucking clue why.]

9:52 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: mixup will win lan
9:52 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: bp
9:52 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: on lan
9:52 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: heuahuaheauhauheauheauhe

Techniik° (6!) has changed their name to THE CLOSER.
10:04 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: YOU CLOSED
10:04 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: HE DID IT
10:04 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: WE CLOSED
10:04 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: WE CLOSED
10:04 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: YOU CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
10:04 PM - THE CLOSER: gamed.
10:04 PM - THE CLOSER: gg
10:04 PM - THE CLOSER: imthebest
10:04 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVQPY4LlbJ4

[I traded him a clean black tossle & a gen. Wizard Hat for 4.66, I have no fucking clue why.]


9:52 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: mixup will win lan
9:52 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: bp
9:52 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: on lan
9:52 PM - Gggly "The Closer" gy: heuahuaheauhauheauheauhe
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#29
25 Frags +

too many unfunny chatlogs that people think are funny and too many chatlogs that people post to show they can suck an invite players dick

too many unfunny chatlogs that people think are funny and too many chatlogs that people post to show they can suck an invite players dick
30
#30
4 Frags +

4:28 AM - Kohaku: i remember this one time where i hit on some girl and then i looked at her and said "did you know that i haven't showered in weeks" with my most sensual voice
4:28 AM - Kohaku: and then just kind of walked off with my friend laughing my ass off

10:07 PM - DeTh: dude do you still have that photo of carnage brownbaggin the 40 at lan
10:08 PM - 2sÿ.RocketSurgeon eSports #☆: http://imgur.com/7xX8n
10:08 PM - DeTh: i like how you have that on tap
10:08 PM - 2sÿ.RocketSurgeon eSports #☆: i come prepared

5:01 PM - cadaverous: 2snail4britain
5:05 PM - cadaverous: they were sent to a rescue organization
5:05 PM - cadaverous: there's a rescue org for snails ???
5:06 PM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: what the fuck do snails do forus
5:06 PM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: for us even
5:06 PM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: why are we rescuing snails
5:06 PM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: is there a wasp rescue op too?
5:06 PM - cadaverous: they leave slime trails and eat our vegetables
5:07 PM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: rescue wasps because fuck you is why
5:07 PM - cadaverous: going to start a wasp rescue operation but really
5:07 PM - cadaverous: I'm just going to house the wasps they give me
5:07 PM - cadaverous: and I will hold a deathmatch tournament with the wasps to find the strongest
5:07 PM - cadaverous: I will begin to breed them and start my own strain of superwasp
5:07 PM - cadaverous: the world will know terror

2:53 AM - crumpet: defraud any industry you want, just call yourself a "consultant" and then recieve $400/hour
2:55 AM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: it's the perfect crime
2:55 AM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: or we could sell people weed
2:55 AM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: but instead of selling it to them
2:55 AM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: we just smoke all of it?
2:55 AM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: the perfect crime
2:56 AM - crumpet: victimless even

6:00 PM - בעל פעור: fuck sometimes I remember that japs have the same word for green and blue
6:00 PM - בעל פעור: and I just get mad

4:28 AM - Kohaku: i remember this one time where i hit on some girl and then i looked at her and said "did you know that i haven't showered in weeks" with my most sensual voice
4:28 AM - Kohaku: and then just kind of walked off with my friend laughing my ass off

10:07 PM - DeTh: dude do you still have that photo of carnage brownbaggin the 40 at lan
10:08 PM - 2sÿ.RocketSurgeon eSports #☆: http://imgur.com/7xX8n
10:08 PM - DeTh: i like how you have that on tap
10:08 PM - 2sÿ.RocketSurgeon eSports #☆: i come prepared

5:01 PM - cadaverous: 2snail4britain
5:05 PM - cadaverous: they were sent to a rescue organization
5:05 PM - cadaverous: there's a rescue org for snails ???
5:06 PM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: what the fuck do snails do forus
5:06 PM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: for us even
5:06 PM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: why are we rescuing snails
5:06 PM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: is there a wasp rescue op too?
5:06 PM - cadaverous: they leave slime trails and eat our vegetables
5:07 PM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: rescue wasps because fuck you is why
5:07 PM - cadaverous: going to start a wasp rescue operation but really
5:07 PM - cadaverous: I'm just going to house the wasps they give me
5:07 PM - cadaverous: and I will hold a deathmatch tournament with the wasps to find the strongest
5:07 PM - cadaverous: I will begin to breed them and start my own strain of superwasp
5:07 PM - cadaverous: the world will know terror

2:53 AM - crumpet: defraud any industry you want, just call yourself a "consultant" and then recieve $400/hour
2:55 AM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: it's the perfect crime
2:55 AM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: or we could sell people weed
2:55 AM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: but instead of selling it to them
2:55 AM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: we just smoke all of it?
2:55 AM - 2sÿ.King ☆f Ir☆ny #irony: the perfect crime
2:56 AM - crumpet: victimless even

6:00 PM - בעל פעור: fuck sometimes I remember that japs have the same word for green and blue
6:00 PM - בעל פעור: and I just get mad
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