IRL Things to make you better in game

#31

Prime

1 Frags – +

Have a nice hat.

#32

VoodooChow

1 Frags – +

keep a positive attitude, smoke bud to help keep a positive attitude

#33

e

2 Frags – +

I'm almost positive you have to be baked nonstop to be a high level scout, but I might've just been in mgib's mumble too long

#34

snack_attack

-1 Frags – +

marmadukeGRYLLSdevelop a serious drug and/or alcohol addiction so that your only escape is tf2, then pour your heart and soul into winning

smoke weed

[quote=marmadukeGRYLLS]develop a serious drug and/or alcohol addiction so that your only escape is tf2, then pour your heart and soul into winning[/quote]
smoke weed

#35

Taco

-9 Frags – +

DunderBrobeing gorgeous adds to your tf2 skill. That is scientifically proved

What about b4nny

[quote=DunderBro]being gorgeous adds to your tf2 skill. That is scientifically proved[/quote]

What about b4nny

#36

FFG

12 Frags – +

TacoDunderBrobeing gorgeous adds to your tf2 skill. That is scientifically proved
What about b4nny

are you saying b4nny isnt gorgeous?

what the fuck is wrong with you

[quote=Taco][quote=DunderBro]being gorgeous adds to your tf2 skill. That is scientifically proved[/quote]

What about b4nny[/quote]

are you saying b4nny isnt gorgeous?

what the fuck is wrong with you

#37

Douglas

10 Frags – +

Get a mousepad that is inversely proportional to the size of your dick. You'll probably need this one

http://overclockers.co.uk/pimg/GS-014-RA_400.jpg

Get a mousepad that is inversely proportional to the size of your dick. You'll probably need this one
[img]http://overclockers.co.uk/pimg/GS-014-RA_400.jpg[/img]

#38

Lunacide

0 Frags – +

Various amphetamines

#39

w0rdup

0 Frags – +

DouglasGet a mousepad that is inversely proportional to the size of your dick. You'll probably need this one
http://overclockers.co.uk/pimg/GS-014-RA_400.jpg

wow that is an ugly mousepad

[quote=Douglas]Get a mousepad that is inversely proportional to the size of your dick. You'll probably need this one
[img]http://overclockers.co.uk/pimg/GS-014-RA_400.jpg[/img][/quote]wow that is an ugly mousepad

#40

John

Twitch

2 Frags – +

Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.

#41

jp_

-1 Frags – +

TwitchTVJohnHookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.

I expected at least you'd answer sleep. You did that 24 hour run...

Or was it because you were getting the hookers & blow cravings ~~again~~?

[quote=TwitchTVJohn]Hookers and blow, man. Hookers and blow.[/quote]
I expected at least you'd answer [b]sleep[/b]. You did that 24 hour run...

Or was it because you were getting the hookers & blow cravings [s]again[/s]?

#42

mustardoverlord

1 Frags – +

RenhetKeeping your nails short helps too. I don't always remember to until I start accidentally hitting keys.

SO THATS WHY GIRLS ARE BAD AT VIDEO GAMES!

[quote=Renhet]
Keeping your nails short helps too. I don't always remember to until I start accidentally hitting keys.
[/quote]

SO THATS WHY GIRLS ARE BAD AT VIDEO GAMES!

#43

owl

0 Frags – +

I like to go lift like an hour before matches, then take a nice cool shower and lay on the floor doing breathing exercises

I do this with everything that's important to me tho.

I like to go lift like an hour before matches, then take a nice cool shower and lay on the floor doing breathing exercises

I do this with everything that's important to me tho.

#44

alfunkso

2 Frags – +

What I've learned from watching streams:
- Be gorgeous.
- Don't wear shoes. You also have to be half naked sometimes, maybe even fully naked.
- Joyquit at least once in your life time.
- Masturbate.

#45

paulito

2 Frags – +

alfunksomaybe even fully naked.

I've actually tried this and it does in fact work.

[quote=alfunkso]
maybe even fully naked.
[/quote]

I've actually tried this and it does in fact work.

#46

zilis

2 Frags – +

- Warm hands.
- Don't play the game when you're in bad mood.

#47

Fzero

-1 Frags – +

I've always noticed that if you are having trouble relaxing, which I did the first season of comp, one or two drinks seemed to help that. The only problem is stopping after those one or two drinks.

And yes, playing naked, or minimal clothing is always required. Or maybe it's just me because our "comp room" houses 4 computers and it's always so hot in that room.

I've always noticed that if you are having trouble relaxing, which I did the first season of comp, one or two drinks seemed to help that. The only problem is stopping after those one or two drinks.

And yes, playing naked, or minimal clothing is always required. Or maybe it's just me because our "comp room" houses 4 computers and it's always so hot in that room.

#48

jerryjiggler

4 Frags – +

Take speed

#49

m

0 Frags – +

smile every time you die, it makes looking at that respawn timer just that more bearable

#50

pascal

-1 Frags – +

make more money so you can buy better hats, which are directly linked to your skills

#51

shrt

5 Frags – +

Make waffles for dinner.

#52

redd

0 Frags – +

find something that gets you into the competitive attitude. For me, playing varsity volleyball clears my mind and helps me make a habit of being more focused in general

#53

powah

0 Frags – +

i usually take a shower and drink coffee before matches, IT WORKS FOR ME

#54

Scholar

0 Frags – +

quats and oats

#55

poopfist

0 Frags – +

powahi usually take a shower and drink coffee before matches, IT WORKS FOR ME

coffee right before matches? if i do that i have to take coffee dumps after like 15min so i usually drink it a while before

[quote=powah]i usually take a shower and drink coffee before matches, IT WORKS FOR ME[/quote]

coffee right before matches? if i do that i have to take coffee dumps after like 15min so i usually drink it a while before

#56

synchro

0 Frags – +

Magus has an adderall addiction that seems to help.

#57

ghos7ayama

6 Frags – +

i sacrifice a small child to the blood gods before every match i play

#58

Saber

0 Frags – +

one of my idiot friends took adderall and said that jhelped him stop jittering completely
on the other hand it's fucking pills so

#59

aim-

0 Frags – +

Play the guitar.

Source: mgib

Play the guitar.

Source: mgib

#60

mathsad

0 Frags – +

in my mumble we pray to Lord B4nny before and after every match