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ESEA s14 Invite Gossip Thread
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#211
10 Frags +

just curious, but how many invite quality medics are even available at this point in time?

just curious, but how many invite quality medics are even available at this point in time?
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#212
10 Frags +
TheManWithNoNamejust curious, but how many invite quality medics are even available at this point in time?

from what I hear about shade having spilled water on his computer, probably a number quickly approaching zero

[quote=TheManWithNoName]just curious, but how many invite quality medics are even available at this point in time?[/quote]
from what I hear about shade having spilled water on his computer, probably a number quickly approaching zero
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#213
26 Frags +
Fightmasterfrom what I hear about shade having spilled water on his computer

shade did what?!

[quote=Fightmaster]
from what I hear about shade having spilled water on his computer[/quote]

shade did [b]what[/b][b]?![/b]
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#214
-32 Frags +

Why's it white? The water... it's white and sticky. Is this a new type of water? Is that how shade gets his superpowers from?

Why's it white? The water... it's white and sticky. Is this a new type of water? Is that how shade gets his superpowers from?
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#215
4 Frags +
Rekusoyou should include milehighmilitia too, he's really good but i dont think he gets enough recognition.

I hate to say this, as I do like Mile and I remember him way back when he would do camerawork for eXtv, but I was mostly referring to the hopeful LAN roamers.

Fightmasterfrom what I hear about shade having spilled water on his computer, probably a number quickly approaching zero

Mesrrrrr.

[quote=Rekuso]you should include milehighmilitia too, he's really good but i dont think he gets enough recognition.[/quote]

I hate to say this, as I do like Mile and I remember him way back when he would do camerawork for eXtv, but I was mostly referring to the hopeful LAN roamers.

[quote=Fightmaster]from what I hear about shade having spilled water on his computer, probably a number quickly approaching zero[/quote]

Mesrrrrr.
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#216
1 Frags +
TerywjRekusoyou should include milehighmilitia too, he's really good but i dont think he gets enough recognition.
I hate to say this, as I do like Mile and I remember him way back when he would do camerawork for eXtv, but I was mostly referring to the hopeful LAN roamers.
Fightmasterfrom what I hear about shade having spilled water on his computer, probably a number quickly approaching zero
Mesrrrrr.

Mesr medic for all invite!

News just in!

[quote=Terywj][quote=Rekuso]you should include milehighmilitia too, he's really good but i dont think he gets enough recognition.[/quote]

I hate to say this, as I do like Mile and I remember him way back when he would do camerawork for eXtv, but I was mostly referring to the hopeful LAN roamers.

[quote=Fightmaster]from what I hear about shade having spilled water on his computer, probably a number quickly approaching zero[/quote]

Mesrrrrr.[/quote]
Mesr medic for all invite!

News just in!
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#217
47 Frags +
DrPloxomadcra7yDrPloxoWhat the fuck did i just read.TF2 porn.Can the next one be how tlr and ruwin ran off to frag hitler in the past, but instead fell in love?

The Story of TLR and Ruwin winning WWII

This tale takes places shortly before i46 LAN, a time when Platinum was very anxious about his plan to become the greatest caster ever finally coming together. However, to achieve this goal, he needed to invent a time machine to travel back in time to kill Hitler. Why? Hitler would eventually go on to murder djc's grandfather in a concentration camp, and Plat needed djc's father to be alive so djc so can be born so he can steal his skin. (Side note: this is why TLR was mix^'s pocket and Plat was the demo. Demo is an easier class, enabling him to practice less, and put more effort into developing his time machine.)

Well, the day had finally come. Platinum has finished his time machine and it is time for his team mates to use it return to 1945 to meatshot the worst person who ever lived.

It was April 30th, 1945. Hitler's empire was falling down before his eyes, but there was still one group of prisoners left to burn; this group was the vital group that needed to stay alive, as this was the group containing djc's grandfather. Just as Hitler was planning to bring the lever down, releasing the gas upon the unsuspecting Jews waiting for their shower, Ruwin and TLR step in and save the day. TLR pops Hitler a nice juggle, sending him high in the air. Hitler reacts quickly, pulling out his butterknife, ready to sail right above TLR's head and get him with a sick jumpstab. The pocket soldier reacts fast, firing a quick airshot into the air, barely whiffing past Hitler's ugly moustache. Just as quickly as TLR is about to die, Ruwin fires a crucial meatshot 8) at Hitler. Oh shit! Wait! Ruwin forgot to unequip his cupid bow! Luckily, Ruwin misses Hitler but lands a love arrow right into TLR's leg. Tyler grasps the shot and falls down out of the way of Hitler.

Ruwin fumbles with his pistol, and Hitler slaps it out of his hand. Ruwin falls to the ground upon receiving the powerful blow, which leaves Hitler standing powerfully over both Ruwin and TLR. Hitler lets out a maniacal laugh, and grasps the underside of his chin. He pulls back a flap of skin and throws it across the room. Ruwin and TLR stare in disbelief. A devilish smile runs across Hitler's new face as he utters the words, "Muahahah! It was me, Bradford William Ross! You fools! You've walked straight into my trap! I've been planning to sabotage mix^ for months; it's always been my dream to remake the Laser Beams with Lange and Seanbud!!" Brad grabs the pistol from the floor and points it directly at Ruwin's head. The time has come, our heroes are about to die.

A minute passes which feels like an hour. "Not today." says enigma who emerges from the shadows. enigma is out for blood, and he isn't going to fuck around. He immediately loads a pistol shot directly into the back of Brad's cranium. The killer suavely pulls a rag from his pocket and calmly wipes the pistol of prints and plants the murder weapon into Brad's hands. enigma turns to his team mates, ready to inquire if they are ready to leave, only to find his scout partner and pocket soldier engaged in a deep, passionate kiss. enigma is grossed the fuck out (just like I am writing this wtf am I doing) and pulls the two along back through the time portal to report to Platinum that the deed is done.

End notes: This story explains why Pyyyour left Mix^, why enigma no long plays scout (he is scarred from seeing his team mates make out, every time he plays scout he thinks of it), and why Ruwin wanted to med: so he could heal his lover.

[quote=DrPloxo][quote=madcra7y][quote=DrPloxo]What the fuck did i just read.[/quote]
TF2 porn.[/quote]
Can the next one be how tlr and ruwin ran off to frag hitler in the past, but instead fell in love?[/quote]
[b]The Story of TLR and Ruwin winning WWII[/b]

This tale takes places shortly before i46 LAN, a time when Platinum was very anxious about his plan to become the greatest caster ever finally coming together. However, to achieve this goal, he needed to invent a time machine to travel back in time to kill Hitler. Why? Hitler would eventually go on to murder djc's grandfather in a concentration camp, and Plat needed djc's father to be alive so djc so can be born so he can steal his skin. (Side note: this is why TLR was mix^'s pocket and Plat was the demo. Demo is an easier class, enabling him to practice less, and put more effort into developing his time machine.)

Well, the day had finally come. Platinum has finished his time machine and it is time for his team mates to use it return to 1945 to meatshot the worst person who ever lived.

It was April 30th, 1945. Hitler's empire was falling down before his eyes, but there was still one group of prisoners left to burn; this group was the vital group that needed to stay alive, as this was the group containing djc's grandfather. Just as Hitler was planning to bring the lever down, releasing the gas upon the unsuspecting Jews waiting for their shower, Ruwin and TLR step in and save the day. TLR pops Hitler a nice juggle, sending him high in the air. Hitler reacts quickly, pulling out his butterknife, ready to sail right above TLR's head and get him with a sick jumpstab. The pocket soldier reacts fast, firing a quick airshot into the air, barely whiffing past Hitler's ugly moustache. Just as quickly as TLR is about to die, Ruwin fires a crucial meatshot 8) at Hitler. Oh shit! Wait! Ruwin forgot to unequip his cupid bow! Luckily, Ruwin misses Hitler but lands a love arrow right into TLR's leg. Tyler grasps the shot and falls down out of the way of Hitler.

Ruwin fumbles with his pistol, and Hitler slaps it out of his hand. Ruwin falls to the ground upon receiving the powerful blow, which leaves Hitler standing powerfully over both Ruwin and TLR. Hitler lets out a maniacal laugh, and grasps the underside of his chin. He pulls back a flap of skin and throws it across the room. Ruwin and TLR stare in disbelief. A devilish smile runs across Hitler's new face as he utters the words, "Muahahah! It was me, Bradford William Ross! You fools! You've walked straight into my trap! I've been planning to sabotage mix^ for months; it's always been my dream to remake the Laser Beams with Lange and Seanbud!!" Brad grabs the pistol from the floor and points it directly at Ruwin's head. The time has come, our heroes are about to die.

A minute passes which feels like an hour. "Not today." says enigma who emerges from the shadows. enigma is out for blood, and he isn't going to fuck around. He immediately loads a pistol shot directly into the back of Brad's cranium. The killer suavely pulls a rag from his pocket and calmly wipes the pistol of prints and plants the murder weapon into Brad's hands. enigma turns to his team mates, ready to inquire if they are ready to leave, only to find his scout partner and pocket soldier engaged in a deep, passionate kiss. enigma is grossed the fuck out (just like I am writing this wtf am I doing) and pulls the two along back through the time portal to report to Platinum that the deed is done.

End notes: This story explains why Pyyyour left Mix^, why enigma no long plays scout (he is scarred from seeing his team mates make out, every time he plays scout he thinks of it), and why Ruwin wanted to med: so he could heal his lover.
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#218
-9 Frags +

Goddamn, that was terrible.

Also, enigma is back on scout.

Goddamn, that was terrible.

Also, enigma is back on scout.
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#219
15 Frags +

AloSec, professional competitive TF2 fanfiction writer.
You are the greatest.

AloSec, professional competitive TF2 fanfiction writer.
You are the greatest.
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#220
8 Frags +

http://play.esea.net/index.php?s=league&d=standings&division_id=2122

6 teams not fully paid for after registration closes
now what

http://play.esea.net/index.php?s=league&d=standings&division_id=2122

6 teams not fully paid for after registration closes
now what
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#221
26 Frags +
downpourhttp://play.esea.net/index.php?s=league&d=standings&division_id=2122

6 teams not fully paid for after registration closes
now what

4 teams paid, 4 LAN teams decided. gg was close

[quote=downpour]http://play.esea.net/index.php?s=league&d=standings&division_id=2122

6 teams not fully paid for after registration closes
now what[/quote]

4 teams paid, 4 LAN teams decided. gg was close
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#222
20 Frags +
downpourhttp://play.esea.net/index.php?s=league&d=standings&division_id=2122

6 teams not fully paid for after registration closes
now what

http://i.imgur.com/E3iVqo3.gif

[quote=downpour]http://play.esea.net/index.php?s=league&d=standings&division_id=2122

6 teams not fully paid for after registration closes
now what[/quote]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/E3iVqo3.gif[/img]
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#223
4 Frags +

IIRC this always happened with previous seasons, or last season at least. I could just be crazy though.

IIRC this always happened with previous seasons, or last season at least. I could just be crazy though.
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#224
0 Frags +
downpourhttp://play.esea.net/index.php?s=league&d=standings&division_id=2122

6 teams not fully paid for after registration closes
now what

As of now HRG and Mix^ have at least 6 players paid even though they're still "pending."

[quote=downpour]http://play.esea.net/index.php?s=league&d=standings&division_id=2122

6 teams not fully paid for after registration closes
now what[/quote]
As of now HRG and Mix^ have at least 6 players paid even though they're still "pending."
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#225
-2 Frags +

I think that's bugged or something, since HRG and mix^ both have 6 paid.

the others dont have 6 though

edit: beaten by 2 seconds

I think that's bugged or something, since HRG and mix^ both have 6 paid.


the others dont have 6 though

edit: beaten by 2 seconds
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#226
11 Frags +

"invite"

"invite"
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#227
1 Frags +

[h][/h]
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#228
4 Frags +

You need to have one backup paid.

Bringing the total to "7".

You need to have one backup paid.

Bringing the total to "7".
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#229
13 Frags +
downpourhttp://play.esea.net/index.php?s=league&d=standings&division_id=2122

6 teams not fully paid for after registration closes
now what

This happens every season. ESEA rules don't apply to invite teams.

[quote=downpour]http://play.esea.net/index.php?s=league&d=standings&division_id=2122

6 teams not fully paid for after registration closes
now what[/quote]

This happens every season. ESEA rules don't apply to invite teams.
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#230
1 Frags +
clorgdownpourhttp://play.esea.net/index.php?s=league&d=standings&division_id=2122

6 teams not fully paid for after registration closes
now what

This happens every season. ESEA rules don't apply to invite teams.

neat

[quote=clorg][quote=downpour]http://play.esea.net/index.php?s=league&d=standings&division_id=2122

6 teams not fully paid for after registration closes
now what[/quote]

This happens every season. ESEA rules don't apply to invite teams.[/quote]
neat
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#231
7 Frags +

Carnage left Solace?

http://play.esea.net/teams/74704

Carnage left Solace?

http://play.esea.net/teams/74704
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#232
11 Frags +

nooo

nooo
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#233
3 Frags +

rip again

rip again
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#234
6 Frags +

carnage left so he could try out for top guns

carnage left so he could try out for top guns
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#235
5 Frags +

sounds like mouse is just gonna scout for solace anyway

sounds like mouse is just gonna scout for solace anyway
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#236
13 Frags +

I really hope that idiot is teamless this season.

I really hope that idiot is teamless this season.
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#237
-4 Frags +

-snip-

-snip-
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#238
15 Frags +

TYREEZE LIVES.

TYREEZE LIVES.
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#239
2 Frags +
downpourhttp://play.esea.net/index.php?s=league&d=standings&division_id=2122

6 teams not fully paid for after registration closes
now what

Idk what it was before, but Mix^, HRG, and Top Guns now each have at least 6 paid up.

[quote=downpour]http://play.esea.net/index.php?s=league&d=standings&division_id=2122

6 teams not fully paid for after registration closes
now what[/quote]

Idk what it was before, but Mix^, HRG, and Top Guns now each have at least 6 paid up.
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#240
-1 Frags +
TerywjTYREEZE LIVES.

Wait, huh? What did I miss?

[quote=Terywj]TYREEZE LIVES.[/quote]

Wait, huh? What did I miss?
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