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I need your terrible inventions
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I have an economics project coming up Thursday. I've gotta come up with a product and make a pretend business around it. So TFTV, what am I selling?

It just has to be theoretically possible and school appropriate

I have an economics project coming up Thursday. I've gotta come up with a product and make a pretend business around it. So TFTV, what am I selling?

It just has to be theoretically possible and school appropriate
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a pma brit

a pma brit
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#3
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A product that does your homework for you.

A product that does your homework for you.
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#4
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The Pro-Gamer Headwear: a protective helmet that shields the player's head (and brain) when he rages and slams his head into the keyboard.

The Pro-Gamer Headwear: a protective helmet that shields the player's head (and brain) when he rages and slams his head into the keyboard.
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#5
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mini sledgehammer for pushing toothpicks into sandwiches

mini sledgehammer for pushing toothpicks into sandwiches
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Steal something from shark tank

Steal something from shark tank
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#7
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The Pyro class.

The Pyro class.
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#8
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a robot that can take the wrappers off of candy canes

a robot that can take the wrappers off of candy canes
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motorbike ashtray

motorbike ashtray
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW1Nff6jgjo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW1Nff6jgjo
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#11
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a self-driving car but it will only drive you to work

a self-driving car but it will only drive you to work
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#12
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The Helmet. If you know, you know.

The Helmet. If you know, you know.
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Invent a pan which starts singing when your food is done and call it the jam-pan™

Invent a pan which starts singing when your food is done and call it the jam-pan™
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A super cheap computer that can actually run a 12 year old game decently well. And by super cheat i mean like 200-300 NEW not used

A super cheap computer that can actually run a 12 year old game decently well. And by super cheat i mean like 200-300 NEW not used
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a machine that poos https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/02/mona-tasmanias-biggest-tourist-draw-is-a-controversial-museum-featuring-a-poo-machine-and-the-chocolate-coated-entrails-of-a-suicide-bomber.html

a machine that poos https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2015/02/mona-tasmanias-biggest-tourist-draw-is-a-controversial-museum-featuring-a-poo-machine-and-the-chocolate-coated-entrails-of-a-suicide-bomber.html
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ai cats
no litter box
no feeding required
just cuddles and at night they plug their butts into the power socket to charge

of course this brings in the question of would ai cats be ethical

ai cats
no litter box
no feeding required
just cuddles and at night they plug their butts into the power socket to charge

of course this brings in the question of would ai cats be ethical
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a camelback for your pee

a bowl with razors on the rim for ez bowlcuts

a sock that changes color when in contact with semen

a heatsink thermos: cools hot drinks, heats cold ones

chastity collar: train your dog to stop humping furniture

AI TFTV poster : 8+ years of archives have taught it to make ban crossbow threads on command

I'm sorry I think you will be thrown out if you use these

a camelback for your pee

a bowl with razors on the rim for ez bowlcuts

a sock that changes color when in contact with semen

a heatsink thermos: cools hot drinks, heats cold ones

chastity collar: train your dog to stop humping furniture

AI TFTV poster : 8+ years of archives have taught it to make ban crossbow threads on command

I'm sorry I think you will be thrown out if you use these
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a toilet your dog can use

a toilet your dog can use
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I think something along these lines might have been patented/made at this point; my youngest brother had an idea about 10 years ago for a toaster with see-through sides; you could pop the toast up once it was just right, no trial-and-error to find just the right time.

I think something along these lines might have been patented/made at this point; my youngest brother had an idea about 10 years ago for a toaster with see-through sides; you could pop the toast up once it was just right, no trial-and-error to find just the right time.
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fuck it, gender bender 9000 machine

fuck it, gender bender 9000 machine
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DuMmTma self-driving car but it will only drive you to work

that's a bus

[quote=DuMmTm]a self-driving car but it will only drive you to work[/quote]
that's a bus
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tinder but for fighting people

tinder but for fighting people
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call it rumbl

call it rumbl
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a machine that solves overpopulation and the livestock industry's green house gasses problem by turning people in hamburgers

a machine that solves overpopulation and the livestock industry's green house gasses problem by turning people in hamburgers
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TobDuMmTma self-driving car but it will only drive you to workthat's a bus

nah that would be public transport and useful, im picturing privately owned cars which makes it a much bigger waste of resources and environmentally irresponsible

[quote=Tob][quote=DuMmTm]a self-driving car but it will only drive you to work[/quote]
that's a bus[/quote]
nah that would be public transport and useful, im picturing privately owned cars which makes it a much bigger waste of resources and environmentally irresponsible
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#26
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tf2 promod

tf2 promod
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stretch sandals

stretch sandals
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A thing which holds open plastic bags to your dog's arse so that when your dog shits when out for a walk, you don't need to pick up your dog's poop yourself

A thing which holds open plastic bags to your dog's arse so that when your dog shits when out for a walk, you don't need to pick up your dog's poop yourself
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SnackA thing which holds open plastic bags to your dog's arse so that when your dog shits when out for a walk, you don't need to pick up your dog's poop yourself

just pick it up and have a snack on the way home

[quote=Snack]A thing which holds open plastic bags to your dog's arse so that when your dog shits when out for a walk, you don't need to pick up your dog's poop yourself[/quote]
just pick it up and have a snack on the way home
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pen and pencil in one

pen and pencil in one
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