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#391
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Reerohttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/355459241861185546/571471747958964224/okk.jpg

Needs more jpeg XD

[quote=Reero][img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/355459241861185546/571471747958964224/okk.jpg[/img][/quote]

Needs more jpeg XD
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#392
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Teh fuq? o.O

Teh fuq? o.O
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#393
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so no one gunna mention that lefty_thanks was like "im sensitive about unsolicited advice" but also said "heres some free advice random open player"

so no one gunna mention that lefty_thanks was like "im sensitive about unsolicited advice" but also said "heres some free advice random open player"
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#394
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dishsoapso no one gunna mention that lefty_thanks was like "im sensitive about unsolicited advice" but also said "heres some free advice random open player"

Because I left the stove on so I was distracted. I'm willing to do demo reviews to anyone who a$k$ me though

[quote=dishsoap]so no one gunna mention that lefty_thanks was like "im sensitive about unsolicited advice" but also said "heres some free advice random open player"[/quote]

Because I left the stove on so I was distracted. I'm willing to do demo reviews to anyone who a$k$ me though
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#395
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u know the open thread is bad when there's half a page about someone whos tftv account was created this month

u know the open thread is bad when there's half a page about someone whos tftv account was created this month
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#396
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DreamboatBuildBruhhonestly, pulling out starkie is some next level shit that i hope to be in a position to do something similar one day.
I think it's karma for that time I had Yui ring for me Viaduct week

didn't we lose that?

[quote=Dreamboat][quote=BuildBruh]honestly, pulling out starkie is some next level shit that i hope to be in a position to do something similar one day.[/quote]

I think it's karma for that time I had Yui ring for me Viaduct week[/quote]


didn't we lose that?
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#397
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inky-u know the open thread is bad when there's half a page about someone whos tftv account was created this month

My tftv account may be new

But my love for TF2 is timeless. I started all the way in the Orange Box days. Damn tbt. It's crazy to think how long it's been and how much my life's changed. But the one thing that stayed constant was tf2. Granted I did change my mains a few times lol but still, the game has been there for a long while.

[quote=inky-]u know the open thread is bad when there's half a page about someone whos tftv account was created this month[/quote]

My tftv account may be new

But my love for TF2 is timeless. I started all the way in the Orange Box days. Damn tbt. It's crazy to think how long it's been and how much my life's changed. But the one thing that stayed constant was tf2. Granted I did change my mains a few times lol but still, the game has been there for a long while.
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#398
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Open thread sucks again, quick someone expose another pedo or racist or something

Open thread sucks again, quick someone expose another pedo or racist or something
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#399
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i found this on pastebin, lets discuss it: https://pastebin.com/PZVNF5ET

cw: bad language

i found this on pastebin, lets discuss it: https://pastebin.com/PZVNF5ET

cw: bad language
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#400
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Tino_DreamboatBuildBruhhonestly, pulling out starkie is some next level shit that i hope to be in a position to do something similar one day.
I think it's karma for that time I had Yui ring for me Viaduct week

didn't we lose that?

Yeah, had 3 ringers that week and our demo played both games on mute IIRC

[quote=Tino_][quote=Dreamboat][quote=BuildBruh]honestly, pulling out starkie is some next level shit that i hope to be in a position to do something similar one day.[/quote]

I think it's karma for that time I had Yui ring for me Viaduct week[/quote]


didn't we lose that?[/quote]

Yeah, had 3 ringers that week and our demo played both games on mute IIRC
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#401
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Gg to Purple Plus, really glad we got a surplus of purple crayons before the match to munch on to prepare.

Gg to Purple Plus, really glad we got a surplus of purple crayons before the match to munch on to prepare.
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#402
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/302198846325260290/581700670504173568/c388d170e9.png

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/302198846325260290/581700670504173568/c388d170e9.png[/img]
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#403
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someone post power rankings pls

someone post power rankings pls
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#404
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open power rankings

1. the team that eats crayons

2-16. the teams that do not eat crayons

open power rankings

1. the team that eats crayons

2-16. the teams that do not eat crayons
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#405
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my shit is 80% wax and looks like a bag of skittles

my shit is 80% wax and looks like a bag of skittles
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#406
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inky-open power rankings

1. the team that eats crayons

2-16. the teams that do not eat crayons

http://puu.sh/DxD4Q/00a30f7b36.jpg

[quote=inky-]open power rankings

1. the team that eats crayons

2-16. the teams that do not eat crayons[/quote]

[img]http://puu.sh/DxD4Q/00a30f7b36.jpg[/img]
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#407
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i ate crayons as a meme and thought i would get upfrags on tftv and all i got was scolding by my mom and my stomach pumped

i ate crayons as a meme and thought i would get upfrags on tftv and all i got was scolding by my mom and my stomach pumped
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#408
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https://youtu.be/St7S3YrxqW0

https://youtu.be/St7S3YrxqW0
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#409
12 Frags +

ESEA Open Power Rankings S31: Vol. 3 of 7, 5/27/19
Updates every Monday probably.

The first few weeks are always a bit dull, but now with 4 weeks down, things are finally starting to get interesting as the matchups gradually become more even. There aren't many major jumps this week, but almost everyone shifted around a bit.
__________

#1 The Medic Academy (8-0)

The Academy hasn't faced a true threat to their #1 spot since their match against The Perfect Sip. Next week, they'll finally take on another contender, Late To Mid.

#2 Cheep Cheep (8-0) [+1]

Unlike The Medic Academy, Cheep Cheep hasn't faced any of the other apparent top 4. However, they have had a steady stream of pretty good opponents and so far, have beat them all. Cheep Cheep and The Medic Academy remain the last two undefeated teams now. They haven't been scheduled against each other yet, but that matchup should be just on the horizon.

#3 The Perfect Sip (7-1) [+1]

After an imperfect week 3, The Perfect Sip has rebounded in week 4 with a dominant win over Rats on Acid and a tough but quality win against Late To Mid.

#4 Late To Mid (7-1) [-2]

While they fell down the rankings a bit with their loss to The Perfect Sip, they haven't fallen far. Their win over Angry Dog Noises has shown they still belong in the upper echelon.

#5 Smol Approachable Breasts, formerly Operation Starve B4nny (6-2) [+6]

I initially ranked this team at #3 early in the season, but they seemed to be performing below expectations in spite of having a strong group of players. Now, they seem to be doing a lot better with the addition of Grape Juice III. It may be too early to promote them back to top 5, but honestly, anything between #5 and #16 is a crapshoot guess right now.

#6 Goys R Us (7-1) [+3]

These gentiles have still had a soft schedule in league play, but it's hard to ignore how much success they've had in scrims against good teams. Once they start facing the remaining top teams, I think they have a decent chance of pulling off an upset or at least putting up a solid challenge.

#7 OK Kids (6-2) [-2]

The kids dropped two matches and two spots this week, but it's hard to fault them when they faced such a tough schedule. Their next week is a little easier, but still no walk in the park.

#8 Rats on Acid (7-1) [-1]

Not a whole lot to report here. Even though they're a good team, they couldn't slow The Perfect Sip's roll. Other than that, no real surprises.

#9 Angry Dog Noises (6-2) [-1]

Halfway through the season, Angry Dog Noises has already faced two top contenders in Cheep Cheep and Late to Mid. Next week, they're about to make it three with their match against The Perfect Sip. Even though the angry underdogs couldn't pull off the upset the first two times, they put up a good enough fight to show they still deserve a good ranking.

#10 Soulja Boy eSports (5-3) [-4]

After a hot start, the soulja boys have come under fire with 3 losses in their last 4. However, the end of the storm is in sight. Their next week appears to be a bit of a reprieve with two very winnable games.

#11 Good Damage 3 Endgame (6-2) [Prev: NR]

The final version of Good Damage, much like last season's version, didn't have the best start. Now at the median of the season, they've shown they're on the right track with some solid wins over pre-Juice Smol Approachable Breasts and Nav eSports.

#12 Yarn Legacy (7-1) [+1]

Compared to some of the erratic schedules of other teams here, Yarn Legacy has had a pretty fair schedule, and minus their first match loss, they've done well.

#13 Hwasa's Thighs (5-3) [+1]

As a not so serious team, predicting how they'll look each match is a shot in the dark. They rarely play with the exact same 6 so it really depends who they bring to match day.

#14 Holy Ghost Baptism (5-3) [+2]

Most of their match results went as expected, but their win over Good Damage 3 does complicate the rankings a little bit. They're a solid team on the playoff bubble, but they don't have much room for error from here on out.

#15 Crayon Eaters eSports (6-2)

In spite of their extreme crayon consumption, they couldn't stand against the 17% juice version of Smol Approachable Breasts. As some consolation, they picked up a win later in the week.

#16 SkyZ Gaming (5-3) [-6]

I was interested in seeing how they stacked up against Angry Dog Noises. Apparently, they weren't as eager since their leader forgot they had a match.

Honorable Mention(s):

Nav eSports (5-3)

Save for their first narrow win over Team Frantic, they haven't been able to pick up another real quality win yet. At 5-3, they're still in an alright place to sneak into one of the last playoff spots with the right roll of the dice.

Team Frantic (5-3)

They're in an almost identical situation as Nav eSports, and they appeared to be evenly matched based on their early season face off. No promise they'll make playoffs, but they're still in the race.

Free Mr. U (6-2) [Prev: #12]

I thought they would look much more dominant this week. At 6-2, they're in a great spot right now, but as the level of competition rises, they might need to clean things up a little bit for the latter half of the season to stay on track for a guaranteed playoff spot. Their recent match versus NKCCS was too close for comfort.
__________

As the final season of ESEA reaches the midpoint, the real fight for the post-season seeds begins. Expect next week's update to shake things up a lot more.

[u][i][b]ESEA Open Power Rankings S31: Vol. 3 of 7, 5/27/19
[/b][/i][/u][i]Updates every Monday probably.
[/i]

The first few weeks are always a bit dull, but now with 4 weeks down, things are finally starting to get interesting as the matchups gradually become more even. There aren't many major jumps this week, but almost everyone shifted around a bit.
__________

[b]#1 The Medic Academy (8-0)
[/b]
The Academy hasn't faced a true threat to their #1 spot since their match against The Perfect Sip. Next week, they'll finally take on another contender, Late To Mid.

[b]#2 Cheep Cheep (8-0) [+1]
[/b]
Unlike The Medic Academy, Cheep Cheep hasn't faced any of the other apparent top 4. However, they have had a steady stream of pretty good opponents and so far, have beat them all. Cheep Cheep and The Medic Academy remain the last two undefeated teams now. They haven't been scheduled against each other yet, but that matchup should be just on the horizon.

[b]#3 The Perfect Sip (7-1) [+1]
[/b]
After an imperfect week 3, The Perfect Sip has rebounded in week 4 with a dominant win over Rats on Acid and a tough but quality win against Late To Mid.

[b]#4 Late To Mid (7-1) [-2]
[/b]
While they fell down the rankings a bit with their loss to The Perfect Sip, they haven't fallen far. Their win over Angry Dog Noises has shown they still belong in the upper echelon.

[b]#5 Smol Approachable Breasts, formerly Operation Starve B4nny (6-2) [+6]
[/b]
I initially ranked this team at #3 early in the season, but they seemed to be performing below expectations in spite of having a strong group of players. Now, they seem to be doing a lot better with the addition of Grape Juice III. It may be too early to promote them back to top 5, but honestly, anything between #5 and #16 is a crapshoot guess right now.

[b]#6 Goys R Us (7-1) [+3]
[/b]
These gentiles have still had a soft schedule in league play, but it's hard to ignore how much success they've had in scrims against good teams. Once they start facing the remaining top teams, I think they have a decent chance of pulling off an upset or at least putting up a solid challenge.

[b]#7 OK Kids (6-2) [-2]
[/b]
The kids dropped two matches and two spots this week, but it's hard to fault them when they faced such a tough schedule. Their next week is a little easier, but still no walk in the park.

[b]#8 Rats on Acid (7-1) [-1]
[/b]
Not a whole lot to report here. Even though they're a good team, they couldn't slow The Perfect Sip's roll. Other than that, no real surprises.

[b]#9 Angry Dog Noises (6-2) [-1]
[/b]
Halfway through the season, Angry Dog Noises has already faced two top contenders in Cheep Cheep and Late to Mid. Next week, they're about to make it three with their match against The Perfect Sip. Even though the angry underdogs couldn't pull off the upset the first two times, they put up a good enough fight to show they still deserve a good ranking.

[b]#10 Soulja Boy eSports (5-3) [-4]
[/b]
After a hot start, the soulja boys have come under fire with 3 losses in their last 4. However, the end of the storm is in sight. Their next week appears to be a bit of a reprieve with two very winnable games.

[b]#11 Good Damage 3 Endgame (6-2) [Prev: NR]
[/b]
The final version of Good Damage, much like last season's version, didn't have the best start. Now at the median of the season, they've shown they're on the right track with some solid wins over pre-Juice Smol Approachable Breasts and Nav eSports.

[b]#12 Yarn Legacy (7-1) [+1]
[/b]
Compared to some of the erratic schedules of other teams here, Yarn Legacy has had a pretty fair schedule, and minus their first match loss, they've done well.

[b]#13 Hwasa's Thighs (5-3) [+1]
[/b]
As a not so serious team, predicting how they'll look each match is a shot in the dark. They rarely play with the exact same 6 so it really depends who they bring to match day.

[b]#14 Holy Ghost Baptism (5-3) [+2]
[/b]
Most of their match results went as expected, but their win over Good Damage 3 does complicate the rankings a little bit. They're a solid team on the playoff bubble, but they don't have much room for error from here on out.

[b]#15 Crayon Eaters eSports (6-2)
[/b]
In spite of their extreme crayon consumption, they couldn't stand against the 17% juice version of Smol Approachable Breasts. As some consolation, they picked up a win later in the week.

[b]#16 SkyZ Gaming (5-3) [-6]
[/b]
I was interested in seeing how they stacked up against Angry Dog Noises. Apparently, they weren't as eager since their leader forgot they had a match.

[i][b]Honorable Mention(s):
[/b][/i]

[b]Nav eSports (5-3)
[/b]
Save for their first narrow win over Team Frantic, they haven't been able to pick up another real quality win yet. At 5-3, they're still in an alright place to sneak into one of the last playoff spots with the right roll of the dice.

[b]Team Frantic (5-3)[/b]

They're in an almost identical situation as Nav eSports, and they appeared to be evenly matched based on their early season face off. No promise they'll make playoffs, but they're still in the race.

[b]Free Mr. U (6-2) [Prev: #12][/b]

I thought they would look much more dominant this week. At 6-2, they're in a great spot right now, but as the level of competition rises, they might need to clean things up a little bit for the latter half of the season to stay on track for a guaranteed playoff spot. Their recent match versus NKCCS was too close for comfort.
__________

As the final season of ESEA reaches the midpoint, the real fight for the post-season seeds begins. Expect next week's update to shake things up a lot more.
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#410
3 Frags +

https://gyazo.com/35e157d20182d298a7df03702188c2c2
this has to be some kind of ffw record

https://gyazo.com/35e157d20182d298a7df03702188c2c2
this has to be some kind of ffw record
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#411
12 Frags +
mesprithttps://gyazo.com/35e157d20182d298a7df03702188c2c2
this has to be some kind of ffw record

one team a few season's ago went 7-9 with their wins only being ffws so not a record

[quote=mesprit]https://gyazo.com/35e157d20182d298a7df03702188c2c2
this has to be some kind of ffw record[/quote]
one team a few season's ago went 7-9 with their wins only being ffws so not a record
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#412
4 Frags +
smesimesprithttps://gyazo.com/35e157d20182d298a7df03702188c2c2
this has to be some kind of ffw record
one team a few season's ago went 7-9 with their wins only being ffws so not a record

They started out the season with 6 of those wins in a row, so they played the top open teams for the rest of the season. They were #1 or #2 in open off of ffws at one point iirc. Here's the team history.

[quote=smesi][quote=mesprit]https://gyazo.com/35e157d20182d298a7df03702188c2c2
this has to be some kind of ffw record[/quote]
one team a few season's ago went 7-9 with their wins only being ffws so not a record[/quote]
They started out the season with 6 of those wins in a row, so they played the top open teams for the rest of the season. They were #1 or #2 in open off of ffws at one point iirc. [url=https://play.esea.net/teams/8708392?tab=league&period%5Btype%5D=seasons&period%5Bseason_start%5D=198]Here's[/url] the team history.
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#413
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Can anyone explain what this crayon eating meme means and where it came from? I was trying to figure it out with my gf, but she's been busy with her modelling career that she hasn't been able to keep up with e-sports with me.

Are we all supposed to laugh when crayons are mentioned? If so I'm game. I would love for a spicy meme to troll my parents XD

Please remember the troops though. The crayon-eating jokes have been around to make fun of the Marines for centuries, mainly said by the Army. Not sure if MEMORIAL day is the right day to appropriate military humor. But if I'm missing something, I'd be glad to be kept in the loop

Thanks

Can anyone explain what this crayon eating meme means and where it came from? I was trying to figure it out with my gf, but she's been busy with her modelling career that she hasn't been able to keep up with e-sports with me.

Are we all supposed to laugh when crayons are mentioned? If so I'm game. I would love for a spicy meme to troll my parents XD

Please remember the troops though. The crayon-eating jokes have been around to make fun of the Marines for centuries, mainly said by the Army. Not sure if MEMORIAL day is the right day to appropriate military humor. But if I'm missing something, I'd be glad to be kept in the loop

Thanks
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#414
11 Frags +
Lefty_thanks

Honestly bro you're a genius

[quote=Lefty_thanks][/quote]
Honestly bro you're a genius
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#415
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BuildBruhLefty_thanksHonestly bro you're a genius

thanks

[quote=BuildBruh][quote=Lefty_thanks][/quote]
Honestly bro you're a genius[/quote]

thanks
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#416
-7 Frags +

As a thanks for all the donations of crayola, we're giving back to the community with a life time supply of Yellow Crayons to all who order.

As a thanks for all the donations of crayola, we're giving back to the community with a life time supply of Yellow Crayons to all who order.
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#417
-7 Frags +

Eating my snack as we speech XD

[url=https://imgur.com/gallery/r40uN]Eating my snack as we speech[/url] XD
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#418
21 Frags +

Meme was low tier 3 pages ago

Meme was low tier 3 pages ago
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#419
-1 Frags +

AIRSHOTINSANETOMYBRAIN should be ranked imo they are an ambitious team with dedicated gamers and a synergistic playstyle. look forward to our match TONIGHT 10:30 EST (9:30 CENTRAL)

AIRSHOTINSANETOMYBRAIN should be ranked imo they are an ambitious team with dedicated gamers and a synergistic playstyle. look forward to our match TONIGHT 10:30 EST (9:30 CENTRAL)
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#420
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rongolAIRSHOTINSANETOMYBRAIN should be ranked imo they are an ambitious team with dedicated gamers and a synergistic playstyle. look forward to our match TONIGHT 10:30 EST (9:30 CENTRAL)

You may have inspired me to shoutcast this match with my roommates. They look pretty good and they took Free Mr U to overtime. I don't think I need to remind you guys that Free Mr U was an honorable mention in the power rankings this week.

Also who doesn't love a good air shot??

https://i.imgur.com/By72Z0g.png

Oh shoot, I'm post #420!!

[quote=rongol]AIRSHOTINSANETOMYBRAIN should be ranked imo they are an ambitious team with dedicated gamers and a synergistic playstyle. look forward to our match TONIGHT 10:30 EST (9:30 CENTRAL)[/quote]

You may have inspired me to shoutcast this match with my roommates. They look pretty good and they took Free Mr U to overtime. I don't think I need to remind you guys that Free Mr U was an honorable mention in the power rankings this week.

Also who doesn't love a good air shot??

[img]https://i.imgur.com/By72Z0g.png[/img]

Oh shoot, I'm post #420!!
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