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SMH THESE OPEN PLAYERS [PSA]
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#1
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If you are 20 minutes late for the pre-scheduled scrim you do not get to pick the map.
If your players are consistently 20 minutes late have them get in [insert VOIP client here] 20 minutes early.
If you are consistently late WE WILL NOT SCRIM YOU.

This has been a public service announcement.
Thank you.

If you are 20 minutes late for the pre-scheduled scrim you do not get to pick the map.
If your players are consistently 20 minutes late have them get in [insert VOIP client here] 20 minutes early.
If you are consistently late [b]WE WILL NOT SCRIM YOU.[/b]

This has been a public service announcement.
Thank you.
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#2
-10 Frags +

Okay

Okay
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#3
35 Frags +

screwb service announcement part 3

screwb service announcement part 3
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#4
24 Frags +

dont cross screwb

dont cross screwb
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#5
45 Frags +

wtf another one? Why is Screwb in open?

wtf another one? Why is Screwb in open?
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#6
-9 Frags +
_Makkabeuswtf another one? Why is Screwb in open?

I want to play scout

[quote=_Makkabeus]wtf another one? Why is Screwb in open?[/quote]
I want to play scout
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#7
12 Frags +

Commie patrol signing out

Commie patrol signing out
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#8
39 Frags +

this is actually so annoying, the culture where people do scrims with two different teams a night for only an hour leads to at least 30 minutes lost out of the 2 hours, that's an entire quarter of your scrim time gone. if you get two halves for each team in it's because you were late to start your second one and ended even later.

this is actually so annoying, the culture where people do scrims with two different teams a night for only an hour leads to at least 30 minutes lost out of the 2 hours, that's an entire quarter of your scrim time gone. if you get two halves for each team in it's because you were late to start your second one and ended even later.
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#9
49 Frags +

80% of comp players

https://puu.sh/zFL0s/8ba8df4972.jpg

80% of comp players

[img]https://puu.sh/zFL0s/8ba8df4972.jpg[/img]
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#10
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Getawhale80% of comp players

https://puu.sh/zFL0s/8ba8df4972.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/QEuvZMs.png

[quote=Getawhale]80% of comp players

[img]https://puu.sh/zFL0s/8ba8df4972.jpg[/img][/quote]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/QEuvZMs.png[/img]
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#11
46 Frags +

you don't understand, if I don't come to dinner when my mom says she beats the shit out of me with a ruler and all of my teammates hear

you don't understand, if I don't come to dinner when my mom says she beats the shit out of me with a ruler and all of my teammates hear
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#12
4 Frags +

:( why mom so gay

:( why mom so gay
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#13
65 Frags +

if u are more minutes late than screwball's number of anime pillows, you must give up the first round in a match

if u are more minutes late than screwball's number of anime pillows, you must give up the first round in a match
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#14
-4 Frags +
_Makkabeuswtf another one? Why is Screwb in open?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlbnvy9GAiQ

[quote=_Makkabeus]wtf another one? Why is Screwb in open?[/quote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlbnvy9GAiQ
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#15
-17 Frags +
wrechedddddif u are more minutes late than screwball's number of anime pillows, you must give up the first round in a match

If you've played a game for more years than your child has been alive you must make fun of others.

[quote=wrecheddddd]if u are more minutes late than screwball's number of anime pillows, you must give up the first round in a match[/quote]
If you've played a game for more years than your child has been alive you must make fun of others.
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#16
27 Frags +

i swear whenever ppl are late its always fuckin scouts
like in game you wanna hold w but ur gonna take ur sweet ass time getting to ur computer

i swear whenever ppl are late its always fuckin scouts
like in game you wanna hold w but ur gonna take ur sweet ass time getting to ur computer
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#17
32 Frags +

the beta captain medic main vs the chad 20 minute late DM carry scout

the beta captain medic main vs the chad 20 minute late DM carry scout
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#18
9 Frags +
Saltysally1wrechedddddif u are more minutes late than screwball's number of anime pillows, you must give up the first round in a matchIf you've played a game for more years than your child has been alive you must make fun of others.

http://www.teamfortress.tv/2044/ban-salty-sally-2012

[quote=Saltysally1][quote=wrecheddddd]if u are more minutes late than screwball's number of anime pillows, you must give up the first round in a match[/quote]
If you've played a game for more years than your child has been alive you must make fun of others.[/quote]
http://www.teamfortress.tv/2044/ban-salty-sally-2012
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#19
27 Frags +

This sort of shit irritates me heavily in competitive gaming. Not just this specific thing, but general lack of respect for your opponent.

Back in older, more 1v1 focused games, just having recorded practice reps against someone really amazing (with a decent ping too) was a rare privilege to be thankful for. Back then, you didn't rage at people who fucked you up, lest they get sick of your shit and find someone more interesting to fight. Instead, you did this revolutionary old school technique where you just said "nice shot" in chat and kept playing.

It was an opportunity to seize, especially when they were willing to slow down, teach you, and give you advice, And when (not if, when) they got bored of destroying you, you threw down a GG, picked up the shattered pieces of your ego and watched the tapes. If anything, you THANKED them for being willing to body you, then headed back to the lab, and learned every lesson their superior play could teach you.

Where's the respect nowadays? Got people whining in the chat because they got bodyshot, calling their opponent bad because they got outplayed, and wasting other people's time with disorganized BS. All I see are salt, excuses, and immature ego ridden smurfers... I hope it's mostly just a problem at the skill level I currently occupy, and someday I'll git gud and get out of the proverbial ELO hell lmao

This sort of shit irritates me heavily in competitive gaming. Not just this specific thing, but general lack of respect for your opponent.

Back in older, more 1v1 focused games, just having recorded practice reps against someone really amazing (with a decent ping too) was a rare privilege to be [i]thankful[/i] for. Back then, you didn't rage at people who fucked you up, lest they get sick of your shit and find someone more interesting to fight. Instead, you did this revolutionary old school technique where you just said "nice shot" in chat and kept playing.

It was an opportunity to seize, especially when they were willing to slow down, teach you, and give you advice, And when (not if, [b]when[/b]) they got bored of destroying you, you threw down a GG, picked up the shattered pieces of your ego and watched the tapes. If anything, you THANKED them for being willing to body you, then headed back to the lab, and learned every lesson their superior play could teach you.

Where's the respect nowadays? Got people whining in the chat because they got bodyshot, calling their opponent bad because they got outplayed, and wasting other people's time with disorganized BS. All I see are salt, excuses, and immature ego ridden smurfers... I hope it's mostly just a problem at the skill level I currently occupy, and someday I'll git gud and get out of the proverbial ELO hell lmao
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#20
-20 Frags +

This sort of shit irritates me heavily in competitive gaming. Not just this specific thing, but general lack of respect for your opponent.

Back in older, more 1v1 focused games, just having recorded practice reps against someone really amazing (with a decent ping too) was a rare privilege to be thankful for. Back then, you didn't rage at people who fucked you up, lest they get sick of your shit and find someone more interesting to fight. Instead, you did this revolutionary old school technique where you just said "nice shot" in chat and kept playing.

It was an opportunity to seize, especially when they were willing to slow down, teach you, and give you advice, And when (not if, when) they got bored of destroying you, you threw down a GG, picked up the shattered pieces of your ego and watched the tapes. If anything, you THANKED them for being willing to body you, then headed back to the lab, and learned every lesson their superior play could teach you.

Where's the respect nowadays? Got people whining in the chat because they got bodyshot, calling their opponent bad because they got outplayed, and wasting other people's time with disorganized BS. All I see are salt, excuses, and immature ego ridden smurfers... I hope it's mostly just a problem at the skill level I currently occupy, and someday I'll git gud and get out of the proverbial ELO hell lmao

This sort of shit irritates me heavily in competitive gaming. Not just this specific thing, but general lack of respect for your opponent.

Back in older, more 1v1 focused games, just having recorded practice reps against someone really amazing (with a decent ping too) was a rare privilege to be thankful for. Back then, you didn't rage at people who fucked you up, lest they get sick of your shit and find someone more interesting to fight. Instead, you did this revolutionary old school technique where you just said "nice shot" in chat and kept playing.

It was an opportunity to seize, especially when they were willing to slow down, teach you, and give you advice, And when (not if, when) they got bored of destroying you, you threw down a GG, picked up the shattered pieces of your ego and watched the tapes. If anything, you THANKED them for being willing to body you, then headed back to the lab, and learned every lesson their superior play could teach you.

Where's the respect nowadays? Got people whining in the chat because they got bodyshot, calling their opponent bad because they got outplayed, and wasting other people's time with disorganized BS. All I see are salt, excuses, and immature ego ridden smurfers... I hope it's mostly just a problem at the skill level I currently occupy, and someday I'll git gud and get out of the proverbial ELO hell lmao
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#21
14 Frags +

I've posted on tftv like 5 times and im already a copypasta lul

my life is a joke

I've posted on tftv like 5 times and im already a copypasta lul

my life is a joke
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#22
22 Frags +

PSA: sandbagging in open is a shitty thing to do :)

PSA: sandbagging in open is a shitty thing to do :)
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#23
-11 Frags +

dude on one hand, it's super lame to not show up, and to waste 11 other people's time. but i cant really blame some of my teammates for missing open scrims with no warning. like tf2 is a decade old now, and despite having already played for years, a lot of these people are never going to play in anything div higher than open. like i almost feel stupid expecting them to take tf2 seriously. idk what the solution is, but it kind of sucks for everyone rn.

dude on one hand, it's super lame to not show up, and to waste 11 other people's time. but i cant really blame some of my teammates for missing open scrims with no warning. like tf2 is a decade old now, and despite having already played for years, a lot of these people are never going to play in anything div higher than open. like i almost feel stupid expecting them to take tf2 seriously. idk what the solution is, but it kind of sucks for everyone rn.
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#24
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Tholelike i almost feel stupid expecting them to take tf2 seriously. idk what the solution is, but it kind of sucks for everyone rn.

your stupid for being on a team with them. don't play on a team with them.

[quote=Thole]like i almost feel stupid expecting them to take tf2 seriously. idk what the solution is, but it kind of sucks for everyone rn.[/quote]
your stupid for being on a team with them. don't play on a team with them.
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#25
82 Frags +

bump screwb has personally baited us 5 times in the last ~3 weeks

bump screwb has personally baited us 5 times in the last ~3 weeks
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#26
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_brianbump screwb has personally baited us 5 times in the last ~3 weeks

I dont run my team.

[quote=_brian]bump screwb has personally baited us 5 times in the last ~3 weeks[/quote]
I dont run my team.
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#27
9 Frags +
ScrewballI dont run my team.

let ur team leader do the scheduling then so u don’t end up double-booking scrims

[quote=Screwball]I dont run my team.[/quote]
let ur team leader do the scheduling then so u don’t end up double-booking scrims
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#28
-15 Frags +
viperScrewballI dont run my team.let ur team leader do the scheduling then so u don’t end up double-booking scrims

I haven't scheduled scrims in weeks tf u talking about. The last scrim i scheduled was 04/07/2019

[quote=viper][quote=Screwball]I dont run my team.[/quote]
let ur team leader do the scheduling then so u don’t end up double-booking scrims[/quote]
I haven't scheduled scrims in weeks tf u talking about. The last scrim i scheduled was 04/07/2019
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#29
9 Frags +

die open screwb

die open screwb
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#30
-2 Frags +

please cut him some slack he's been repeating everything in post #1 on loop for 2 weeks, every night, literally reeing because he was the only one in mumble ahead of time

please cut him some slack he's been repeating everything in post #1 on loop for 2 weeks, every night, literally reeing because he was the only one in mumble ahead of time
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