for starters this is not a low effort shit post if anything this is a high effort shitpost. I put more thought into this post than your dad did before knocking your mom up and leaving. so here we go
soon my son will be six and lately I have noticed he has been more of an asset rather than a liability. i don't like to use the term "pain in the ass" but let's be honest, kids are a pain until one day they wake up and decide to stop being little cunts and next thing you know they are graduating college and you have a whiskey problem. moving on
he likes video games and seems interested whenever i find the time to sit at my desk so I am wondering if this is a good time to teach him how to play everyone's loved/hated game, Team Fortress 2. obviously I will be moderating him as much as possible and turning off his ability to hear and use microphones. I don't want him to be "that kid" and additionally, I prefer to be the only one corrupting my child, not you fucks. Is there any one map/server that is easier to play on or should I just have him join a random server? I assume pyro is the easiest class for him to play?
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