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best pub quotes
1471
#1471
-5 Frags +

Demoman Team Fortress 2 : vecc would you not, congrats rat you are good and all but just dont use your skill on friendlys

Demoman Team Fortress 2 : dude vecc, you need to chill out, and go play comp because you do not understand hightower culture

Demoman Team Fortress 2 : vecc would you not, congrats rat you are good and all but just dont use your skill on friendlys

Demoman Team Fortress 2 : dude vecc, you need to chill out, and go play comp because you do not understand hightower culture
1472
#1472
23 Frags +

human jackass : type 'h' in chat if ur either a racist, pedophile, rapist, has aids, murdered someone, or have ever drank water
hi im yeye : h
human jackass : h
human jackass : i have aids
hi im yeye : oops didnt read the last 4

human jackass : type 'h' in chat if ur either a racist, pedophile, rapist, has aids, murdered someone, or have ever drank water
hi im yeye : h
human jackass : h
human jackass : i have aids
hi im yeye : oops didnt read the last 4
1473
#1473
6 Frags +
Brimstonehuman jackass : type 'h' in chat if ur either a racist, pedophile, rapist, has aids, murdered someone, or have ever drank water
hi im yeye : h
human jackass : h
human jackass : i have aids
hi im yeye : oops didnt read the last 4

LMFAO

[quote=Brimstone]human jackass : type 'h' in chat if ur either a racist, pedophile, rapist, has aids, murdered someone, or have ever drank water
hi im yeye : h
human jackass : h
human jackass : i have aids
hi im yeye : oops didnt read the last 4[/quote]
LMFAO
1474
#1474
27 Frags +

DEAD YOLO666 : I WAS AFK THE HOLE ROUND EATING A BOLE OF SERIAL

DEAD YOLO666 : I WAS AFK THE HOLE ROUND EATING A BOLE OF SERIAL
1475
#1475
1 Frags +

the man behind the laughter : free hong kong and i'll give you my dong

the man behind the laughter : free hong kong and i'll give you my dong
1476
#1476
-2 Frags +

Nute Gunray : Furries should be made for food, like real animals
*DEAD* Kosher Salt #ProudTransphobe : i agree
Jarate : bro youre chinese???
razar was automatically assigned to team BLU
Nute Gunray : No jsut curious as to what aids tastes like

...what?

Nute Gunray : Furries should be made for food, like real animals
*DEAD* Kosher Salt #ProudTransphobe : i agree
Jarate : bro youre chinese???
razar was automatically assigned to team BLU
Nute Gunray : No jsut curious as to what aids tastes like


...what?
1477
#1477
-1 Frags +

Horseshoe Centrist : My dick is microsoft

Horseshoe Centrist : My dick is microsoft
1478
#1478
2 Frags +

pee soda: i would drag my balls over 7miles of broken glass just to hear miss pauling fart through the contracker

pee soda: i would drag my balls over 7miles of broken glass just to hear miss pauling fart through the contracker
1479
#1479
-2 Frags +

WCJB| Fake Mr.Fish: dispenser goin up! (epic music plays)

WCJB| Fake Mr.Fish: dispenser goin up! (epic music plays)
1480
#1480
18 Frags +

tornadre compadre : how do ikick my entire team?
tornadre compadre : oh like this!
tornadre compadre left the game (Removed from match by system)

tornadre compadre : how do ikick my entire team?
tornadre compadre : oh like this!
tornadre compadre left the game (Removed from match by system)
1481
#1481
-5 Frags +

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/470987237094326273/699275468452397087/20200413_171038.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/470987237094326273/699275468452397087/20200413_171038.jpg
1482
#1482
4 Frags +

Ma1B0YozoruS‎ : u just play like TF2 players...dont play CSGO if you dont respect this god game

Ma1B0YozoruS‎ : u just play like TF2 players...dont play CSGO if you dont respect this god game
1483
#1483
12 Frags +

DarkShad0www : Thats going in my fragmovei... hehehe

DarkShad0www : Thats going in my fragmovei... hehehe
1484
#1484
26 Frags +

Tosicak : are u from team ascent?
ImTrash™ : too many pros lol
Lexeroid : far from pro bro
Lexeroid : trust me
Just trying to pub and getting roasted

Tosicak : are u from team ascent?
ImTrash™ : too many pros lol
Lexeroid : far from pro bro
Lexeroid : trust me
Just trying to pub and getting roasted
1485
#1485
10 Frags +

Literal Duck : just cuz u have an australium scattergun doesn't mean you have game sense ok??
Captain Zidgel : ok
Captain Zidgel : gamesense
Captain Zidgel : on turbine
Captain Zidgel : sweet
*DEAD* space_gaming : turbine requires a lot

Literal Duck : just cuz u have an australium scattergun doesn't mean you have game sense ok??
Captain Zidgel : ok
Captain Zidgel : gamesense
Captain Zidgel : on turbine
Captain Zidgel : sweet
*DEAD* space_gaming : turbine requires a lot
1486
#1486
3 Frags +

*DEAD* Dad Rock Deluxe : did you just uber a tele
*DEAD* Dad Rock Deluxe : absolute gamer

*DEAD* Dad Rock Deluxe : did you just uber a tele
*DEAD* Dad Rock Deluxe : absolute gamer
1487
#1487
19 Frags +

pant_shitter435 : pant_shitter435

pant_shitter435 : pant_shitter435
1488
#1488
-2 Frags +

third worst player in the world : If I kill you with the classic, you are legally bad.

third worst player in the world : If I kill you with the classic, you are legally bad.
1489
#1489
2 Frags +

DEEEYEWHY : how are we getting own by scout?

DEEEYEWHY : how are we getting own by scout?
1490
#1490
9 Frags +

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1491
#1491
11 Frags +

pablo.minecraft.2005 : !renk

pablo.minecraft.2005 : !renk
1492
#1492
-4 Frags +

Once on a game of 2fort
*DEAD* OwOster: Selling feet pics for 2 ref
(me): Too high, sell them for 1 ref
Owoster: Selling feet pics for 2 ref
(me): I told you, no deal at 2 ref
Owoster: Fine, selling feet pics for one ref
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: Give them for free
Owoster: No I am selling them
pootis: I'll buy them
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: FUCK YOU GIVE ME FEET PICS
ziffnab: Every day, we stray further from god's light

Also one time a guy named The Spanish Inquisition joined as demoknight and went on like a 6 killstreak and every time he said "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" and I killed him eventually and he goes
*DEAD* The Spanish Inquisition: They somehow expected the spanish inquisition
(me): lol
The Spanish Inquisition has left the server (Disconnected by user)

Once on a game of 2fort
*DEAD* OwOster: Selling feet pics for 2 ref
(me): Too high, sell them for 1 ref
Owoster: Selling feet pics for 2 ref
(me): I told you, no deal at 2 ref
Owoster: Fine, selling feet pics for one ref
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: Give them for free
Owoster: No I am selling them
pootis: I'll buy them
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: FUCK YOU GIVE ME FEET PICS
ziffnab: Every day, we stray further from god's light

Also one time a guy named The Spanish Inquisition joined as demoknight and went on like a 6 killstreak and every time he said "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" and I killed him eventually and he goes
*DEAD* The Spanish Inquisition: They somehow expected the spanish inquisition
(me): lol
The Spanish Inquisition has left the server (Disconnected by user)
1493
#1493
0 Frags +

(playing pubcomp)
mints : nooooo not 5cp
mints : lol
An uncrustable is a ravioli : would you rather comp turbine
*DEAD* Contraceptive : yes
◢Luna☽◤ but Brokering : yes
mints : honestly ea

(playing pubcomp)
mints : nooooo not 5cp
mints : lol
An uncrustable is a ravioli : would you rather comp turbine
*DEAD* Contraceptive : yes
◢Luna☽◤ but Brokering : yes
mints : honestly ea
1494
#1494
9 Frags +

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE SPY & SNIPER : invicible asshole denoman

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE SPY & SNIPER : invicible asshole denoman
1495
#1495
9 Frags +

Webbieratom sups.gg : WHY CAN'T I HIT ONE FUCKING SHOT I SWAER TO CHRIST I'M GONNA CHOKE A SEAGULL

Webbieratom sups.gg : WHY CAN'T I HIT ONE FUCKING SHOT I SWAER TO CHRIST I'M GONNA CHOKE A SEAGULL
1496
#1496
1 Frags +

funimationboy : @ZinKeit i am uh, seeking an e-gf
funimationboy : @ImErick i am uh, wanting a web wench
funimationboy : @ZinKeit i am uh, needing an e-queen
funimationboy : @Anti-lockdown conspiracy i am uh, fishing for a google gal
funimationboy : @Adam 1 i am uh, looking for a digital damsel
funimationboy : @zefur i am uh, requiring a pixelated princess
*DEAD* funimationboy : @Adam 1 i am uh, inquiring about an email female
funimationboy : @zefur i am uh, inquiring about an e-female
funimationboy : @Adam 1 i am uh, locating an e-she
funimationboy : @StoneGold i am uh, hunting an e-mademoiselle
Shadow The Hedgehog : im a 20 ft tall amazonian woman

funimationboy : @ZinKeit i am uh, seeking an e-gf
funimationboy : @ImErick i am uh, wanting a web wench
funimationboy : @ZinKeit i am uh, needing an e-queen
funimationboy : @Anti-lockdown conspiracy i am uh, fishing for a google gal
funimationboy : @Adam 1 i am uh, looking for a digital damsel
funimationboy : @zefur i am uh, requiring a pixelated princess
*DEAD* funimationboy : @Adam 1 i am uh, inquiring about an email female
funimationboy : @zefur i am uh, inquiring about an e-female
funimationboy : @Adam 1 i am uh, locating an e-she
funimationboy : @StoneGold i am uh, hunting an e-mademoiselle
Shadow The Hedgehog : im a 20 ft tall amazonian woman
1497
#1497
-1 Frags +

*DEAD* Lolypala : omg is that sans from smash bros?!!?!
Brasil : ha ha ha
Lolypala : omggggg
*DEAD* adt : hahahahahahaha
Lolypala : kys nerd

*DEAD* Lolypala : omg is that sans from smash bros?!!?!
Brasil : ha ha ha
Lolypala : omggggg
*DEAD* adt : hahahahahahaha
Lolypala : kys nerd
1498
#1498
0 Frags +

sharting cum out me gash!! has renamed their The Machina to poopy puffer??? YEPPEROO!!!

sharting cum out me gash!! has renamed their The Machina to poopy puffer??? YEPPEROO!!!
1499
#1499
0 Frags +

zachpeterson07 : how do i play engi?
zachpeterson07 : nope
zachpeterson07 : i onky =play snier
Hot Dog Delivery Service : Co=ck A_N_D B7a7l7l7 T0rcher

zachpeterson07 : how do i play engi?
zachpeterson07 : nope
zachpeterson07 : i onky =play snier
Hot Dog Delivery Service : Co=ck A_N_D B7a7l7l7 T0rcher
1500
#1500
2 Frags +

*DEAD* bummer : suck on my dog u slut

*DEAD* bummer : suck on my dog u slut
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