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best pub quotes
1531
#1531
-6 Frags +

past me you're stupid for this post

past me you're stupid for this post
1532
#1532
2 Frags +

wildalp : sandviches are like fine wine
(Voice) ♤Real heavymain♡: Thanks!
wildalp : they get better when they rot
Mattius left the game (Disconnect by user.)
wildalp : and sit untouched for 7 years

wildalp : sandviches are like fine wine
(Voice) ♤Real heavymain♡: Thanks!
wildalp : they get better when they rot
Mattius left the game (Disconnect by user.)
wildalp : and sit untouched for 7 years
1533
#1533
-6 Frags +

this wasn't from a pub but it was really funny:
Tempus | (Solly) looting for equa map run 05:40.36 (PR +00:00.00)
* [S|Esquire V] IzzyX : lmao
[S|Jester IV] shuckle ˄˅ : NR
[S|Peasant V] bug : lol
[D|Knight III] looting for equality : its epidc

this wasn't from a pub but it was really funny:
Tempus | (Solly) looting for equa map run 05:40.36 (PR +00:00.00)
* [S|Esquire V] IzzyX : lmao
[S|Jester IV] shuckle ˄˅ : NR
[S|Peasant V] bug : lol
[D|Knight III] looting for equality : its epidc
1534
#1534
16 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/D2JzKsQ.png

https://i.imgur.com/easqSMK.png

https://i.imgur.com/D2JzKsQ.png

https://i.imgur.com/easqSMK.png
1535
#1535
0 Frags +

fox shit (i am a furry) : pls stop the furry porn

fox shit (i am a furry) : pls stop the furry porn
1536
#1536
30 Frags +

*DEAD* LPH : MED DOWN
:^) : are you pro LPH
LPH : i used to play 9v9

*DEAD* LPH : MED DOWN
:^) : are you pro LPH
LPH : i used to play 9v9
1537
#1537
29 Frags +

mikonotattoaster : you one of the comp meta slaves?

mikonotattoaster : you one of the comp meta slaves?
1538
#1538
-3 Frags +

*DEAD* Sam : fack my mosue jamnmed lol aha]

*DEAD* Sam : fack my mosue jamnmed lol aha]
1539
#1539
1 Frags +

*DEAD* Orphan crippler : my team bettle dung

*DEAD* Orphan crippler : my team bettle dung
1540
#1540
NA Production Lead
-4 Frags +

Grandpa is pissed was automatically assigned to team BLU
Grandpa is pissed : GOD DAMN KIDS ON MY LAWN

Grandpa is pissed was automatically assigned to team BLU
Grandpa is pissed : GOD DAMN KIDS ON MY LAWN
1541
#1541
-1 Frags +

Kone : my mom is dead, but i believe her crotch would still taste like strawberries

Kone : my mom is dead, but i believe her crotch would still taste like strawberries
1542
#1542
-5 Frags +

*DEAD* i will eat your drywall : im going to pee
*DEAD* oh god people are dying : yum

faux : please someone leme play demo i have a 6s tryout soon
doctor brap : ok

(uncle dane server so class limits)

*DEAD* i will eat your drywall : im going to pee
*DEAD* oh god people are dying : yum

faux : please someone leme play demo i have a 6s tryout soon
doctor brap : ok

(uncle dane server so class limits)
1543
#1543
-4 Frags +

consultio/consultius: lol fucking pwned

consultio/consultius: lol fucking pwned
1544
#1544
18 Frags +

*DEAD* Froot Loops : ñag
*DEAD* Froot Loops : lag*

*DEAD* Froot Loops : ñag
*DEAD* Froot Loops : lag*
1545
#1545
5 Frags +

Lix : hay gringo aqui....
Server cvar 'mp_timelimit' changed to 45
[MCE] The current map has been extended. (Received 50% of 4 votes)
rootin tootin cowboy shootin : I can read Spanish, you know.
Lix : ...
Lix : Ok sorry

Lix : hay gringo aqui....
Server cvar 'mp_timelimit' changed to 45
[MCE] The current map has been extended. (Received 50% of 4 votes)
rootin tootin cowboy shootin : I can read Spanish, you know.
Lix : ...
Lix : Ok sorry
1546
#1546
13 Frags +

*DEAD* Machine Gun Kelly : i hit my vape so hard dude
Machine Gun Kelly : help my head is spinning
Machine Gun Kelly : help please

*DEAD* Machine Gun Kelly : i hit my vape so hard dude
Machine Gun Kelly : help my head is spinning
Machine Gun Kelly : help please
1547
#1547
3 Frags +

› scotched (etOH) : hyun pae my hangook brother needs no help

› scotched (etOH) : hyun pae my hangook brother needs no help
1548
#1548
5 Frags +

spy enthusiast : pls maybe teach me how to trickstabe?

spy enthusiast : pls maybe teach me how to trickstabe?
1549
#1549
29 Frags +

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612109899836555264/748327237001936998/f14d1ab30de7d9b122c51a85e4c350ff.png

[img] https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612109899836555264/748327237001936998/f14d1ab30de7d9b122c51a85e4c350ff.png[/img]
1550
#1550
17 Frags +

da ren misses penguin: harris0n you do know we make fun of u in the spy discord right?

da ren misses penguin: harris0n you do know we make fun of u in the spy discord right?
1551
#1551
5 Frags +
ctr https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612109899836555264/748327237001936998/f14d1ab30de7d9b122c51a85e4c350ff.png

pictures taken right before disaster

[quote=ctr][img] https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612109899836555264/748327237001936998/f14d1ab30de7d9b122c51a85e4c350ff.png[/img][/quote]
pictures taken right before disaster
1552
#1552
31 Frags +

Celeste : is anyone still playing tf2 actually straight

Celeste : is anyone still playing tf2 actually straight
1553
#1553
0 Frags +

*DEAD*(TEAM)★ chumpo ★: cap?
*DEAD*(TEAM)Axel: on god

*DEAD*(TEAM)★ chumpo ★: cap?
*DEAD*(TEAM)Axel: on god
1554
#1554
0 Frags +

james: the BANANA RUNIND MY DAMIG STREEK
(dummy walked on banana on mannhattan)

james: the BANANA RUNIND MY DAMIG STREEK
(dummy walked on banana on mannhattan)
1555
#1555
1 Frags +

Commit_Baclava : fourth night is suck game

Commit_Baclava : fourth night is suck game
1556
#1556
0 Frags +

Nastybutler: boy just got pizzowned...want some sausage and pepperownage with that?

Nastybutler: boy just got pizzowned...want some sausage and pepperownage with that?
1557
#1557
8 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/Tw5EqJU.png

[img]https://i.imgur.com/Tw5EqJU.png[/img]
1558
#1558
14 Frags +

lordkaos31 : how are all of you doing i woke up with my rite ear not working
PizzaDude : i hope your ear starts working

lordkaos31 : how are all of you doing i woke up with my rite ear not working
PizzaDude : i hope your ear starts working
1559
#1559
9 Frags +

*DEAD* Engineer Gaming : stickies should detonate on death, not just break
*DEAD* robot guy : no
Engineer Gaming : you think an expert explosives man wouldnt have a dead mans switch?
*DEAD* Engineer Gaming : also soldier is almost a direct upgrade to demo

*DEAD* Engineer Gaming : stickies should detonate on death, not just break
*DEAD* robot guy : no
Engineer Gaming : you think an expert explosives man wouldnt have a dead mans switch?
*DEAD* Engineer Gaming : also soldier is almost a direct upgrade to demo
1560
#1560
3 Frags +

sans has changed their name to: dio
hughbris: you thought it was sans
hughbris: but it was me, DIO!
dio: i was gonna make that joke :(

later, after game ends

hughbris: you though we were gonna have a good sniper
hughbris: but it was me, DIO!
dio: i fucking hate you

sans has changed their name to: dio
hughbris: you thought it was sans
hughbris: but it was me, DIO!
dio: i was gonna make that joke :(

later, after game ends

hughbris: you though we were gonna have a good sniper
hughbris: but it was me, DIO!
dio: i fucking hate you
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