what's the biggest animal u could beat

#31

amplifierworship

5 Frags – +

Pamphlet can't beat a fucking cheetah in any contest unless it's music nerdery.

#32

park

0 Frags – +

a small dog

#33

loleryy

10 Frags – +

SpaceCadetI'd like to fuck up an Ostrich

dude an ostrich would fuck anyone up have you seen the size of the claws on their feet?

[quote=SpaceCadet]I'd like to fuck up an Ostrich[/quote]

dude an ostrich would fuck anyone up have you seen the size of the claws on their feet?

#34

Aoshima

22 Frags – +

I live in Australia.

I run from any animal of any size as a survival instinct.

I live in Australia.

I run from any animal of any size as a survival instinct.

#35

cliche

6 Frags – +

PankeymanI want to beat up/be beaten by a hoe. Honestly, it all depends on how I feel at the current moment.

Something like this?

[quote=Pankeyman]I want to beat up/be beaten by a hoe. Honestly, it all depends on how I feel at the current moment.[/quote]

[url=http://giphy.com/gifs/the-simpsons-sideshow-bob-RSOUOj8H9A3Xq]Something like this?[/url]

#36

sops

6 Frags – +

AoshimaI live in Australia.

I run from any animal of any size as a survival instinct.

you never know if that cute bunny will throw a spider at you

[quote=Aoshima]I live in Australia.

I run from any animal of any size as a survival instinct.[/quote]

you never know if that cute bunny will throw a spider at you

#37

SpaceCadet

0 Frags – +

loleryySpaceCadetI'd like to fuck up an Ostrich
dude an ostrich would fuck anyone up have you seen the size of the claws on their feet?

I know about the claws but I figure since I have a wrestling background and he doesn't have arms, I may be able to take him down then smash him......or he kill kick me in the face and I will bleed out. :)

[quote=loleryy][quote=SpaceCadet]I'd like to fuck up an Ostrich[/quote]

dude an ostrich would fuck anyone up have you seen the size of the claws on their feet?[/quote]

I know about the claws but I figure since I have a wrestling background and he doesn't have arms, I may be able to take him down then smash him......or he kill kick me in the face and I will bleed out. :)

#38

krkn

15 Frags – +

Maxi-a stick could beat everything because if you snap the stick in half, then you have two sticks

since when is a stick an animal

[quote=Maxi-]a stick could beat everything because if you snap the stick in half, then you have two sticks[/quote]
since when is a stick an animal

#39

m

7 Frags – +

dingo claims he can beat up not one but two mantis shrimp at the same time

#40

the301stspartan

1 Frags – +

saca blue whale, i'd finger it's airhole in front of a disgusted crowd while i relish in my victory over the biggest animal in the world

lol it can go without breathing for hours, I think it would outlast you

[quote=sac]a blue whale, i'd finger it's airhole in front of a disgusted crowd while i relish in my victory over the biggest animal in the world[/quote]

lol it can go without breathing for hours, I think it would outlast you

#41

do0m

5 Frags – +

smesi

#42

brody

15 Frags – +

the301stspartansaca blue whale, i'd finger it's airhole in front of a disgusted crowd while i relish in my victory over the biggest animal in the world
lol it can go without breathing for hours, I think it would outlast you

i mean i can go for at least a few hours out of the ocean too

[quote=the301stspartan][quote=sac]a blue whale, i'd finger it's airhole in front of a disgusted crowd while i relish in my victory over the biggest animal in the world[/quote]

lol it can go without breathing for hours, I think it would outlast you[/quote]
i mean i can go for at least a few hours out of the ocean too

#43

the301stspartan

0 Frags – +

fatswimdudethe301stspartansaca blue whale, i'd finger it's airhole in front of a disgusted crowd while i relish in my victory over the biggest animal in the world
lol it can go without breathing for hours, I think it would outlast youi mean i can go for at least a few hours out of the ocean too

u have to lie on top of the whale to cover its airhole u can't just put your hand on it and it will be moving around

[quote=fatswimdude][quote=the301stspartan][quote=sac]a blue whale, i'd finger it's airhole in front of a disgusted crowd while i relish in my victory over the biggest animal in the world[/quote]

lol it can go without breathing for hours, I think it would outlast you[/quote]
i mean i can go for at least a few hours out of the ocean too[/quote]

u have to lie on top of the whale to cover its airhole u can't just put your hand on it and it will be moving around

#44

Hellbent

Momentum Mod

4 Frags – +

a pomeranian

#45

eee

10 Frags – +

tbh i forgot i made this thread last night and read halfway through it thinking it was a really dumb shitpost before realizing

#46

indecency

-1 Frags – +

i would beat each and every fox to death with a stick if it meant not having to play against one in melee

#47

Kaneco

5 Frags – +

SpaceCadetI'd like to fuck up an Ostrich

dude, don't fuck with ostriches. They're like Kangaroos with wings. One kick and you're out.

I actually lived next to a farm (my uncle's) which bred them and one of them kicked my uncle once and put him in coma. They were beautiful to observe from distance but I wouldn't fuck with them, ever.

[quote=SpaceCadet]I'd like to fuck up an Ostrich[/quote]

dude, don't fuck with ostriches. They're like Kangaroos with wings. One kick and you're out.

I actually lived next to a farm (my uncle's) which bred them and one of them kicked my uncle once and put him in coma. They were beautiful to observe from distance but I wouldn't fuck with them, ever.

#48

SpaceGhostsCoffee

7 Frags – +

My mom punched a bear in the nose once, which makes her far cooler than I ever will be

#49

Pvt_Parrot

1 Frags – +

a capybara

#50

ShikiShiki

2 Frags – +

Polar bear

#51

Differ

2 Frags – +

Sea creatures feel like a bit of a cop out, but I'm gonna say a big-ass jellyfish. Stingers make it still a challenge, and I'm not killing a whale, man.

#52

brahmi

-4 Frags – +

I could probably take down a bear if I was ever attacked

#53

toads_tf

0 Frags – +

KanecoSpaceCadetI'd like to fuck up an Ostrich
dude, don't fuck with ostriches. They're like Kangaroos with wings. One kick and you're out.

I actually lived next to a farm (my uncle's) which bred them and one of them kicked my uncle once and put him in coma. They were beautiful to observe from distance but I wouldn't fuck with them, ever.

maybe thats why he wants to fuck one up

[quote=Kaneco][quote=SpaceCadet]I'd like to fuck up an Ostrich[/quote]

dude, don't fuck with ostriches. They're like Kangaroos with wings. One kick and you're out.

I actually lived next to a farm (my uncle's) which bred them and one of them kicked my uncle once and put him in coma. They were beautiful to observe from distance but I wouldn't fuck with them, ever.[/quote]
maybe thats why he wants to fuck one up

#54

Aquila

7 Frags – +

showstopper.

#55

dMenace

0 Frags – +

So a cage match? Without weapons? Probably a goose. With weapons? A deer.

#56

ScrewB

0 Frags – +

Blue whale ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

#57

SpaceGhostsCoffee

4 Frags – +

-protoI could probably take down a bear if I was ever attacked

If you ever have to fight a bear, punch it in the nose as hard as you can. It's more painful for them than getting kicked in the balls is for people. If you can't do that then run, although they can run faster than you, climb faster than you, and swim faster than you, so good luck with that.

[quote=-proto]I could probably take down a bear if I was ever attacked[/quote]
If you ever have to fight a bear, punch it in the nose as hard as you can. It's more painful for them than getting kicked in the balls is for people. If you can't do that then run, although they can run faster than you, climb faster than you, and swim faster than you, so good luck with that.

#58

chunkeyyy

0 Frags – +

Lion

#59

matt-

7 Frags – +

a goldfish

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#60

griff

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pufferfish are pretty big!